Cum For Cover 5 Review

Reviewed by gonzoguy  on  10/23/2009

Sorry, sports fans, for the delayed review. Hell, Chris Rolie is about to release "Cum for Cover 6" on Nov. 2, so I figured I better get this review out at least before that. No matter, if you like spackled faces, you'll like this DVD.

Each of the six segments follows essentially the same formula. We meet the Euro slut (or, in one case, sluts), she wanders into a room and finds anywhere from four to seven gym-hardened Euro studs lying around on the furniture or floor, jerking their Euro dicks. Or, they wander out and line up for the Euro babe to Euro schlurp. And then they take a variety of fairly stock positions -- her in the middle of a circle of cock, or in some cases, lying on the sofa with head dangling so the guys can face fuck her from above -- before the guys rally round the mug for a sequence of ball blasts. Here's how it plays out.

Nicole Evans - She takes her dick deep, does the head-down throat fucking thing, takes four goopy shots to the face -- the 4th to her forehead -- after which Rolie finger-feeds her the spooge, finally massaging in the rest of it.

Jasmine Rouge - She delivers a series of slobbery dick sucking, then takes four pops to the kisser, the 4th of which is the coup de glaze. Lookin' good, here.

Cony Ferarra - A brunette with supernatural bolt-ons, she delivers lots of head-down throat fucking, then takes five face shots, including a blast across her upper lip that leaves her with a cum-stache, and another globular load to the forehead. Very nicely decorated.

Valentina Velasques - Cute, but a bit of a cum-dodger. The boys insert their dicks through a wrought-iron railing for a tribute to glory hole blow jobs. They also lift her up and use her sort of like a battering ram, to jam her face onto one of their buddies' dick. When the four guys deliver, though, it's all below her nose, and she finishes up less glazed than any of the other girls. Pity, because she's got a cute face, and it would have only gotten cuter with the full icing treatment.

July (that's it, July) - She starts outside, goes in to find guys lying on the floor, gets to work, eventually absorbs face blasts from all seven. And five of the seven really deliver, leaving her totally covered. Still, she seems totally impassive during this loving assault, as if she's just waiting for the paycheck. Afterward, Rolie (?) asks, "How you feeling?" "Good," she says (she memorized her lines well). "It's really good for the skin," Rolie says. Oh?

Claudia Bella and Jennifer Love - The two share five dicks, doing a little side-by-side throat-down dick chuffing, before the boys unload on Claudia's mug. She's pretty messed up, including a huge forehead finale, before Jennifer Love moves in to lick it all off.

Conclusion: If you like pretty people and huge facials in the blow bang genre, this is well worth checking out. But if you want some variety, or some actual fucking below the neckline, forget it. So my overall rating is a reflection of the lack of variety, but it gets a positive bump from the goopy facial finishes.