50 Guy Cream Pie & 65 Guy Cream Pie 2: Devil's Film Double Feature Review

Reviewed by gonzoguy  on  7/12/2007

Two movies, one package. For Devil's Film, the marketing angle is to repackage two titles that surely sold less than the producers wanted, in hopes that someone who once sat on the fence might tumble to the irresistible allure of not just one woman and 50 creampies, or another woman and 65 cream pies (more on that number thing later), but two, two, TWO women and 115 cream pie guys. Twice the bang for your buck.

But a buck would be overpricing it. Here's why.

50 Guy Cream Pie Vol. 1

Starring: Jenifer and 50 assorted guys.

First of all, the folks producing these films begin with the assumption that we (or someone out here) really wants to see 50 guys deliver something of a cream pie to one woman. If that's your thing, then this film might have more appeal than it did for me. But the second part of the problem is direction -- whoever was behind the camera on this one must have worked in a Ford factory first. Jenifer, a decent enough looking Euro babe, is directed first along a sidewalk where she encounters small groups of men in jeans and T-shirts, lounging on benches and waiting for her to give them brief blow jobs. Quickly, you think, this could go on forever, and seems to. The guys are not entirely up to the concept, either.

Jenifer ends up on a bed in the middle of a room, encircled by guys, who begin fucking her. She changes positions, takes the boys in her pussy, ass, and both, then sucks cocks around the bed, takes an internal pussy pop and ... hey, who is that guy walking around in the background with sandals and a photographer's vest on? Talk about building the mood.

Jenifer screams too much -- she's not really having that good of a time -- and takes a series of guys who ostensibly are adding to the cream pie, but it's hard to tell if they are popping or not (hey, it's all internal, which is why porn left this sort of concept back in the dark ages and went to external pops to prove to viewers that something actually was happening).

In short, even with the fast forward button, this film drags and delivers more of a chill and any kind of heat.

65 Guy Cream Pie Vol. 2

Starring: Ariana Jollee and 65 assorted guys, plus or minus 15.

OK, here we go again. But there seems to be some confusion. In her interview, Jollee is asked why she is here. Insightful, no? Then she says she's going to get 50 cream pies. Later, she talks about 65 or so. Nobody seems to be sure about the math, either how many dicks are in the room, or how many of them will deliver. Plus which, all this sort of blows any suspension of disbelief we might bring to the vid. From the get-go, we can't really imagine that Jollee just happened upon this rented Euro mansion and just happened to stumble across a bunch (50? 65?) of Euro guys lounging around the pool, waiting to deliver sloppy 53rds (or whatever). Take a number.

Jollee, to her credit, tries to have fun with the nonsensical concept. This is more her film than the directors. She takes charge of the guys from the start. She teases them, fondles their equipment, titties hanging out of a white bustier, then begins a series of multiple penetrations -- double anal among them. She wipes up the first pussy pop, licks it, says "What a waste." Throughout, she gives the mopes consistent and sometimes stern instructions -- "Not so deep," "Together, stay together," "I need a hard cock" -- suggesting that she is both protecting herself from their collective oafishness, and working to make sure she gets something out of this experience besides a paycheck (I hope she came, a lot, but doubt it).

She takes several external pops on her ass, collects the drainage into a cup, adds the juice from several internal pussy pops, plays with the cum draining from her ass, then pours the cum over her belly.

"Happy girl, insatiable," she says. "That was a 50 guy cream pie, wasn't it?" she says at the end.

Or 65. Either way, it was about five dozen too many.