Send It Down Review

Reviewed by gonzoguy  on  7/16/2007

Send It Down mines the mini-blow bang niche. This is the niche that appeals to strokers who prefer to see four or five of their faceless brethren blow loads down the gullets of the female leads, rather than 13 or more deliver the goods to the lips, nose, eyes, hair and chins of the lovelies, ala Baker's Dozen. So, if less is indeed more, then this IS a niche.

The DVD features five scenes, which one can view sequentially by hitting "Play movie" or select randomly. The women come from the B-minus ranks, with a couple of better grades for Aubrey Addams and Richelle Ryan.

Addams is a decent looking blonde with tiny tits, takes on a circle of guys, dangles her head for a little half-deep quacking, then cheerily swallows five loads.

Ryan sports obvious bolt-ons, and a detracting tongue stud, but brings some good energy to her scene, but what's with the spitting on the dicks? If they've been in your mouth, they've got saliva on them. Enough with the p-tooey stuff, Richelle. She, too, takes five oral pops and swallows. A worthy effort.

Tawni Ryden -- another of the tongue-stud tribe -- and Britney Stevens fall below standard in the looks department. After a few drinks, maybe. Ryden's fifth oral pop is a monster (who IS that guy?), at least eight geyser shots to the back of the throat. The guy should be doing facials (probably is, although the only way to prove it would be DNA analysis of the short ones). Gamely, Ryden swallows his whole blast.

Stevens has some serious complexion problems, which benefit little from big tits. Yawner.

Finally, Rayne gets her turn, and comes on like gang-busters (no pun intended). Despite all the vocal theatrics (she can't really be that eager for more mope-dick, can she?), she shows remarkable skill at throating all that aims her way. The limp dick, easy. The hard rod? All the way down. Which is where the five loads also go, after a littel gargling to cleanse her breath.

Overall, a fairly uninspired collection of scenes, all tracking much the same -- teasing intro, circle blow jobs, changes of position, and the ultimate circle jerk. There's no vaginal or anal fucking her, just face time. If that's your thing and it doesn't matter what the faces look like, then have at it. My rating reflects appreciation for the Addams and Rayne performances, and somewhat lesser enjoyment of Ryan's. 2.5 out of 5. But your money will get better returns in a mutual fund.