Gangbang Girl 37, The Review

Reviewed by gonzoguy  on  3/8/2008

First off, some context. I've been a huge fan of the Gangbang Girl series since the beginning. And while I know it's difficult to come up with something novel in a niche that basically revolves around putting a girl (or two) in the middle of a room full of dick, anyone who has followed the series knows that certain of the disks have simply been killer porn. For me, the formula doesn't need a whole lot of tweaking. Just get a beautiful girl, and turn the gang loose on her, and plaster her pretty face with cum. It CAN be done, because it HAS been done, and there's nothing hotter than to see a girl fucked hard, driven over the edge with real orgasms (it's hard to fake the real thing), and left sopping wet and moaning for more. So, I was looking forward to this release, in hopes that it, too, might sky the heights.

Sorry, but it just didn't do it for me. I think it all came down to missed potential. When you put Chanel Chavez through the paces, then have the guys dump their loads into a yellow construction hat so she can pour it into her mouth, you've missed a bet. No girl (that I know) wants to drink cum from a construction hat. More than a few, however, do like the idea of drinking it from a meat straw. And, in the second scene, I instantly mark it down for putting two women into the mix. And for me, Maya Hills and Niya Yu, while cute, just don't flip my switch. Differences in personal preference may lead other viewers to really love this film.

Scene 1: Chanel Chavez and a dozen guys. It's an indoor construction site, and Chanel shows up with her taco truck. The guys smell fish taco, and position Chanel on a pile of sheet rock. Someone yells, "Send that mattress down" (there's always a spare mattress on a construction site, yes?). The roundelay begins -- Chanel brings good enthusiasm to working down the line, taking dick in all holes, including a nice standing anal, some A2M, double vag, some pile-driver anal, leading to the grand finale -- some anal cream pie, felched into the construction hat, which she licks. More guys pop in the hat and she dribbles their loads into her mouth, then takes three loads directly. A dozen loads, direct to the kisser, would have done wonders for her looks -- and the tepid heat level.

Scene 2: Maya Hills, Niya Yu and 15 guys. The girls are hanging around a sushi joint, waiting for porn talent that doesn't show. A bunch of guys wearing Anabolic shirts, however, do arrive, and so, might as well, you know, fuck them. This is far too consensual a setup to support the "gangbang" premise. Niya Yu sports a nice ass with sweet pink lips for a variety of anal positions. Maya and Niya each take an oral pop, then Maya drools two loads into Niya's mouth. Most loads originate in Maya's pussy, felched to Niya's mouth. "We love sushi," the guys chant. Me, too, but sushi ain't good porn, and neither is this.

BTS: Prett lackluster interviews with Niya and Maya. Nothing particularly illuminating here.

Bottom line: You can do better, and you can do worse. Better is ... better, and Anabolic has done much better.