Rodney Moore's Goo Girls 28 Review

Reviewed by gonzoguy  on  6/21/2008

Follows of Rodney Moore's career either appreciate his Everyman schtick, or find the reality of it all just too much to bear. I'm one of the former. You gotta love a guy who, frankly, ain't all that hot. He looks like a counter clerk in a used camera store. But he's taken those cameras and put them to good use, convincing ($$) consistently cute women to take his copious loads onto their pretty mugs. Plus which, he has a sense of humor, and actually tries to create a setup for each scene. Sure, it's nonsense, but something about it makes you smile. It's innocent fun. The guy likes to eat ass and pussy (yes!), and the girls all seem to enjoy the charade.

Scene 1: Sunny Lane and Rodney. She's doing a pole dance, he comes in, stuffs money in her muffin, offers to give her a massage at some future date. Cut to poolside patio and massage table, Rodney quickly oiling Sunny down. She's a pretty, natural beauty, with a nice laugh and smile. "Nothing takes the place of a really good butt massage," he tells her. Well, hard to argue. Except, perhaps, a good dick suck. She obliges. He flips her this way and that, fucks her and eats her, and then decorates her face. She seemed genuinely into the scene.

Scene 2: Lexi Lynn, Kylee Reese and Zachary Highland. The ladies, both cuties, play cheerleaders. Zach offers to show them his bat. They take a few balls and strikes before he blasts a nice shower across their side-by-side faces. This scene reminded me of many of the Swedish Erotica loops from the '70s and '80s, with Desiree Cousteau and Seka taking John Holmes' load.

Scene 3: Lauren Vaughn and Rodney. Scene opens with her reclining in black lacy dress on a red couch. Rodney brings her an orange by mistake (it's supposed to be a tangerine), so has to pay -- by eating ass. He drags in a contraption that looks like a small trampoline, with a toilet seat suspended by springs between the frames. Lying beneath it allows him to munch Lauren as she sits on it. And fuck her. Lots of ass munchin' here. His punishment ends with a messy facial paint job.

Scene 4: Emma Heart and Seth Dickens. The baby doll Emma sucks Seth until he finishes with a water blast onto her cheeks. Not too hot.

Scene 5: Daniella and Rodney. A brunette with a dark bush and nice tits, Daniella shows up for the tickle film. Tickle this, Rodney tells her. He pops on her lips and chin.

As always, it's light entertainment. This stuff doesn't pack a whole lot of heat, but the sense of fun would make it a good couples DVD.