Cum Worshipers Review

Reviewed by gonzoguy  on  12/22/2007

It's interesting, isn't it, what some directors think we will consider hot or somehow arousing. In this case, Martin Del Toro thinks cum drooled into shoes, or a cumshot filtered through lace panties draped over the woman's head, or cum drooled onto a glass table top ... well, you get the idea. It isn't enough to get good looking people together and let them generate a little natural chemistry and go at it and watch the juices fly where they should, but you've got to "direct" your performers to something odd, as if odd (or kink) equates to turn-on. Not for this viewer, but if that's your cup of tea, sip on. Still, there's some decent sex in this vid, along the way to the ridiculous finishes, so you will enjoy that.

Scene 1: Melissa Lauren (brunette for this turn), Kelly Wells and Brett Rockman go at it. Rockman brings a big stiffy to the game, which for the guys, should be requirement number one -- this is about fantasy, after all. Still, the money shot on the face of a manequin? Gimme a break.

Scene 2: Kelly Wells, Flower Tucci, Benjamin Brat, Joey, Steven French and Sascha. It's a little orgie, the boys and girls taking turns in assorted familiar suck-n-fuck postures,

Scene 3: Kelly Wells, Alicia Angel, Scott Nails and Tony T. Features Alicia in some nice DP action, lying and standing, but why a cum shot onto panties?

Scene 4: Kelly Wells, Hollie Stevens and Kurt Lockwood. Drool cum onto a glass table, because ... oh, you can shoot the splooge-splattered glass from BELOW. Not hot.

Summary: It's got some heat, but you'll have to close your eyes every once in awhile or lose your cool in laughter. Dumb stuff drags down the sex rating.