Cum Face Fuck Dolls Review

Reviewed by gonzoguy  on  8/25/2008

Initially attracted to this disc by the prospect of a bunch of lovelies getting glazed, I got that, but sometimes less than what it seems, thanks to editing failures. I'll say only that when your premise is to blast a bunch of ball snot on some pretty faces, you shouldn't cut away and come back to that face all cleaned up and ready for what looks like the first blast. Not sure what happened here? Could the backup dicks not deliver on cue, hence the need to elide protracted fucking scenes while waiting for the next ball drop? Or was there some aversion on the part of the ladies to wearing too much goo? Or ... what? Much potential heat was lost in the translation.

Here's a run-through of who's on dick:

Claudia Downs: Cute bleached-blondie takes Lee Bang in a variety of positions, but seems to get cleaned up between shots. She takes a nice blast over the forehead, then changes positions before her second blast, but looks wiped up, as she does for the third -- a nice facial wipeout -- and fourth and fifth. She does a nice behind the scenes interview, begging off anal because, she says, she had done a recent 5-guy anal gang bang that left her pretty much wrecked.

Addison Lee: A cute, giggly brunette with a horrid tattoo above her breasts, giggles a lot, but loves to take cum on her face. She takes a shot in her mouth, a messy blast to the face while getting fucked doggy, a nice forehead stripe, a flood to her mouth, another shot to eye and face (she looked cleaned up before this one), three messy pops in spoon position, and a final blast from her fucker. Pretty hot little scene.

Kyanna Lee: Not the cutest of the today's current crop of Asian performers (in my book), she takes a lot of cum (redemption). She comes off a blowjob to take a pop, gets another while lying back (cleaned up), takes mess in doggy (cleaned up), another couple messy jerks to mouth and face, a major blast to the cheek, and four more, one of which gums up her eyes, before swallowing a load and purring, "All his babies."

Beverly Hillz and Dahlia Denyle: Neither of them particularly hot looking, the two of them is just one too many for this scene. Neither seems particularly into it, either. There's some sharing of what I think was 11 loads, but who's counting? I was ready to move on halfway through.

Rebecca Linares: Definitely one of the hottest ladies performing in porn these days, she takes nine loads (at least), and dammit, she's far too cleaned up for each. If only, if ONLY Malone had insisted that she wear that spew to the accumulated glory of the very last, it would've been a stellar scene. As it was, it came off like a litany of one-on-ones. That's not a gang bang, or bukkake, or blow bang, or whatever the heck this new genre was attempting to be.

Extra:
Behind the Scenes (check out the ridiculous attempt to get Addison Lee to let Malone stick his face in her ass, and Lee's sorry explanation for the tattoo that mars her beauty -- She was getting back at her Mom. Poor thing, I bet Mom doesn't even know she has this mess across her chest), photo gallery, cast list, filmography, web sites and trailer.