astroknight's Movie Reviews with Trailers (3388 - page 135)
Release date: 4/26/2013
Reviewed on: 5/19/2013
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
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Starring: Billy Glide, Michael Stefano, Lacey Cruz, Renae Cruz, Johnny Sins, Madison Ivy, Cyrus King, Casi James
Directed by: Julian, Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: This is another D. Lynch and Juicy Entertainment compilation that's being deceptively marketed as a fresh release. Give it all the love you would a case of herpes.
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Release date: 10/13/2010
Reviewed on: 5/6/2013
Studio: Juicy Entertainment
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Starring: Jada Fire, Mark Wood, Anthony Hardwood, Gianna Michaels, Tory Lane, Alec Knight, Velicity Von, Carmella Bing
Directed by: Francesca Le
Review brief: This is a compilation made up of scenes from Francesca Le's Juggies series masquerading as a new release (without crediting a director) with some top notch talent. The sex is solid, but due to a deliberate attempt to mislead consumers I can't help but encourage people to pass it by.
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Release date: 1/9/2013
Reviewed on: 4/27/2013
Studio: D. Lynch Productions
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Starring: Maria Bellucci, Barry Scott, Bridgette Lee, Nikki Sexx, Violet Monroe
Directed by: Julian, Derek Dozer, D. Lynch
Review brief: It's a compilation of average scenes with mope Barry Scott putting itself forward as a fresh release and even advertises nonexistent extras including bonus footage to further the deception. Pass this one by and don't look back!
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Release date: 12/26/2012
Reviewed on: 2/13/2013
Studio: Unparalleled Productions
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Starring: Bianca, Tanya, Sandra, Jane, Tasha, Lucie, Cameron, Nataly, Brenda, Cinthia
Directed by: Von Gabriel
Review brief: Although this release has some very hot girls, the action is generic, the presentation is poor, and there's no worthwhile time put into the extras. Don't feel bad about skipping this one.
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Release date: 4/20/2010
Reviewed on: 10/9/2011
Studio: Black Ice
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Starring: Broc Adams, Dawayne Dane, King James, Prodigy X, Lexi Moore, Nasir, Dizzy Dee, Sean Swipe, Luxury Play, Tia Freaxx, Honey Berry, Jessica Bad Bitch, Porsha Carrera, Porche Carrera, Dariel Dukes, Red Royal
Directed by: Tony Flush
Review brief: You'd be better off slamming your hand in a door than watching this dud.
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Release date: 6/20/2011
Reviewed on: 9/6/2011
Studio: Third World Media
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Starring: Celeste, Glory Foxxx, Karla Lane, Leola Rose, Entyce, Lorelai Givemore
Directed by: Ed Hunter
Review brief: Aim low or just skip this one. The girls get into the action okay, but the guys can barely deliver and the camera work is weak. The technical aspects are also weak and there's no effort put into the extras. This is a disappointing release.
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Release date: 4/4/2011
Reviewed on: 7/20/2011
Studio: Freaky Empire
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Starring: Lexington Steele, Brian Pumper, Platinum, Rico Strong, Crystal Clear, Kelly Starr, Gerina, Mz. Booty
Directed by: Brian Pumper
Review brief: Instead of being a nicely done compilation release featuring big asses and big women, Brian Pumper kills this release by masquerading it as a fresh release. There's some decent action here, but due to Pumper's deception I can't recommend anybody spend their hard earned money on it.
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Release date: 9/28/2009
Reviewed on: 11/4/2009
Studio: Exquisite
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Rico Strong, Alexis Silver, Sara Jay, Broc Adams, Velicity Von, Tia Gunn, Kristine Madison, Ethan Hunt
Directed by: Mr. Pink
Review brief: This would be an inconsistent and fairly disappointing release even without it being a deceptive compilation. There's some decent sex to the movie, with only Tia Gunn falling down to the average mark, but it often feels like it had the potential to be even better and at least three of the scenes were already released on other Exquisite Brotha Lover titles. The technical aspects are inconsistent and struggled to the average mark while the extras are basic at best and fall short of even what's advertised on the cover. Aim low if you feel the need to check this one out.
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Release date: 10/19/2009
Reviewed on: 10/30/2009
Studio: Score
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Starring: Eric Swiss, Jazella Moore, Mishka 38G, Gia Giancarlo, Gigi Jewels, Jamy Nova, Randi Layne
Review brief: Skip this release. Although the title makes it sound like a cream pie release, every cumshot is external in the movie. The sex ranges from disappointing to not bad, and the technical aspects are pretty average. There's no effort put into the extras to help the DVD out either. This is a very deceptive release.
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Release date: 1/29/2001
Reviewed on: 8/8/2009
Studio: Sin City
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Starring: John Strong, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Jay Ashley, Nature Blossom, Cheyne Collins, Julianna Sterling, Ashly Sage, Jesse, Dominica Leoni
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: This is a pretty forgettable release. The girls are cute and the sex has a touch of fun to it, but the camera work and editing holds the movie back quite a bit. The technical aspects are weak and there's no real care put into the extras. This release has a touch of fun but it isn't enough to save it.
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Release date: 10/6/2003
Reviewed on: 6/26/2009
Studio: Gentleman's
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Starring: Rick Masters, Lana Cox, Tabitha Blue, Angel Eyes, Lana Moore, Trevor Thompson
Review brief: This is a dud of a release. With two of the three cream pies looking like they're faked, the movie barely lasting an hour and a quarter, no extras, and poor technical aspects there really isn't much to like here. Angel Eyes does look like her cream pie was real and did turn out a nice scene, but it's not enough to save this release. Skip this one.
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Release date: 12/8/2008
Reviewed on: 1/6/2009
Studio: Mr. X Productions
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Starring: Ashley, Abbey Brooks, Chan, Loona Luxx, Lana Davis
Review brief: In a word, this release sucks. The scenes all feel like an early attempt at amateur porn only there's never that much charm to them. The girls aren't bad looking, and in the case of Abbey Brooks is darn hot, but the guys often fall short and have wood problems. The technical aspects are poor and there's no effort put into the extras. Pass this one by!
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Release date: 1/22/2008
Reviewed on: 2/8/2008
Studio: VCA
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Starring: Tom Chapman, Madison, Cameo, Don Fernando, Gail Force, Ashley Dunn, Ted Wilson, Teddi Austin, Brandi Blaxx
Directed by: Eathen Marcs
Review brief: This is a horrible movie. It's downright dumb with boring sex. The technical aspects are weak and there's no real care put into the extras. If you're given a choice between watching this movie and being punched in the gut, even if you haven't been working on your abs the punch to the gut is going to be less painful.
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Release date: 11/28/2007
Reviewed on: 12/24/2007
Studio: Bad Seed
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Starring: Cherry, Kimberly Kane, April Flores, Ek, April Flore, Cherre, Peppermint Fatty, FREEda
Directed by: Carlos Batts
Review brief: This release is so bad that it's painful. Start with alt-porn and then make it more chopped up and with less of a point. There's barely any sex in the movie, and instead feels like a poor alt-porn look at a bunch of photo shoots. The technical aspects are okay and there's a little effort put into the extras, but overall the release just made me want to bang my head against any hard surface so that I would be able to stop watching it. The only thing that saves it from a zero rating is some of the footage with Kimberly Kane is decent.
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Release date: 7/24/2007
Reviewed on: 8/2/2007
Studio: VCA
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Starring: Rachel Love, Alec Metro, Van Damage, Joey Ray, Rita Faltoyano, Payton, Ana Nova, Jayna Oso, Stephanie Tripp, Will Powers, Rachel Luv, Derrick Pierce
Directed by: Alec Metro, Eric Lasher
Review brief: Watching this movie I couldn't help but wonder if the Flynts were trying to use VCA as a tax write-off. It's not just bad, it's horrible with poor chemistry, lousy editing, and so much camera motion that Uncle Bill could better shoot it after his traditional gallon of Christmas eggnog. There's a bonus movie to help the extras, but it was nothing too great either. This is a horrible release that made me wonder why Alec Metro and Eric Lasher wanted to take credit for any part of.
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Release date: 8/16/2005
Reviewed on: 7/25/2007
Studio: Adam & Eve
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Starring: Alexandra Silk, Shay Sweet, Claudia Chase, Kyle Stone, Mark Davis, Temptress, Shayla LaVeaux, Rick Masters, Rebecca Lord, Todd Alexander, Dale Dabone, Margo, Johnny Packwood, Troy Halston, Ava Vincent, Holly Hollywood, Zana, Flick Shagwell, Nick Manning, Katie Morgan, Envy Me, Angel Long, Jasmine Klein, Carmen Luvana, Brittney Skye, Becca Bratt, Holly Halston, Frazer, Nikki Love, AnnMarie Rios
Review brief: Pass this one by. Although it's over four hours long with thirty one scenes, the scenes are all horribly edited with most of the scene often appearing to have ended on the cutting room floor. The technical aspects are below average due to frequent stutters in the video where the scenes are hacked together, but the extras actually include a full scene. There's nothing sweet about this release.
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Release date: 11/15/2006
Reviewed on: 4/26/2007
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Sarah Blake, Page Morgan, Emily Evermoore, Ryme
Directed by: Dale Jordan
Review brief: The Barely Legal franchise focuses on strippers for this release. Stripper school, action in the strip club, and girls who want to see if they have what it takes to be a stripper with their father's friends. Yes, it sounds like it could have potential, but the entire move comes off so generic and cheesy that it's easy to completely forget about the entire movie five minutes after you watch it. Add to that how Huster forces you to watch a complete commercial before the movie (not even allowing you the option to scan through it) and a doesn't deliver on the extras advertised on the box and you have a sure loser of a DVD.
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Release date: 12/23/2006
Reviewed on: 3/21/2007
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Mia Smiles, Yuri, Arcadia, Lady Armani, Tinker Belle, Kitty Langdon, Thai Lia
Directed by: Rob Spallone
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 2 / 13, 20, 27 / 2006, 3 / 12 / 2006, 11 / 21 / 2006 Director: Rob Spallone Cast: Arcadia Davida, Kitty Langdon, Lady Armani, Mia Smiles, Thai Lia, Tinkerbell, Yuri, Dwayne Cummings, Julian St. Jox, Justin Long, Sylvio Mata, and Tony Eveready The Short Story Initial Expectations: There's something about this one that has me a little worried. Initial Reaction: It pretty much sucks. Who Should Watch It : Gluttons for punishment Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting well captured sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are average at best. The audio has a decent balance that falters a little and I didn't really notice any background noises. Of course, I might have missed a few as I was whimpering about Make it stop watching the movie. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks okay. There's a little minor camera motion throughout the entire movie, and some of it looks like it was sped up with the audio dubbed in.
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Release date: 5/23/2006
Reviewed on: 9/8/2006
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Jay Ashley, John West, Mika Tan, Cheyne Collins, Lee Stone, Talon, Sandra Romain, Dana Vespoli, Buster Good, Kelly Wells, Naudia Nyce
Directed by: Dale Jordan
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. (cover states 92 min.) Production Date: 12 / 1 - 2 / 2005 Director: Dale Jordan Cast: Dana Vespoli, Kelly Wells, Mika Tan, Naudia Nyce, Sandra Romain, Buster Good, Cheyne Collins, Jay Ashley, John West, Lee Stone, and Talon The Short Story Initial Expectations: Hustler's put out some very good movies, but Dale Jordan's never impressed me too much. There's a good cast here, but I just can't get too excited about this one. Initial Reaction: It's quite possibly the worst Hustler movie I've seen so far, and I couldn't wait for it to be over. Who Should Watch It : Extreme anal sex fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting camera work at least at an average level or who wants all anal and no vaginal sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I don't think I noticed a single background noise. The video is presented in the full frame format, and shows just a hint of grain.
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Release date: 5/3/2006
Reviewed on: 7/18/2006
Studio: Bad Seed
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Starring: Bailey, Marie Luv, Seth Dickens, Buster Good, Flower Tucci, Alec Knight, Luscious Lopez, Lexi Bardot, Marco Banderas, Franko Del Torro, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Daniel Dakota, Ronnie James
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 117 min. Production Date: 10 / 18, 19 / 2005, 2 / 14 / 2006 (DVD) 3 / 17 / 2006 (cover) Director: Daniel Dakota (movie), Ronnie James (cover) Cast: Bailey, Flower Tucci, Katja Kassin, Lexi Bardot, Luscious Lopez, Marie Luv, Alec Knight, Buster Good, Franko Del Torro, Marco Banderas, and Seth Dickens The Short Story Initial Expectations: I know nothing of Ronnie James, and haven't checked out anything from Bad Seed up until now. With this group of ladies taking anal cream pies I can't wait and have high expectations! Initial Reaction: It's far from a good first impression! Who Should Watch It : Anybody who doesn't care about anything other than anal anal and cum normally ending up in the girl's ass or who only cares about Marie Luv's scene Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all real anal cream pies and well captured and edited sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay.
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Release date: 3/6/2003
Reviewed on: 9/28/2005
Studio: LBO
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Starring: Marc Wallice, Erica Boyer, Scott Taylor
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 59 min. Production Date: 11 / 20 / 1995 Director: Scott Taylor and John Stagliano Cast: Scott Taylor, Erica Boyer, and Mark Dick O Death Wallice The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im not sure why, but Im not expecting much here... Initial Reaction: I wasnt sure whether to laugh or cry. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who thinks that John Stagliano started at the top or who wants a good laugh Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a good instructional release The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects definitely show the age of the movie. The audio has a loud hiss in the background as well as a few background noises. The video is also slightly blurry, grainy, and has an offcolor bar along all four edges. This is not an impressive looking or sounding release. Music: None for How to Enlarge Your Penis. Loud and cheesy music for The Fine Art of Anal Intercourse. Disc Complaints: The authoring is pretty bad here.
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Release date: 9/8/2004
Reviewed on: 5/22/2005
Studio: HomeSexTapes
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Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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Release date: 6/26/2002
Reviewed on: 4/3/2005
Studio: Mother Productions
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Starring: Rod Fontana, Mia Domore, Lena Ramon
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 66 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: None credited Cast: Theres no cast list, but I recognized Mia Domore, Lena Ramon, and Rod Fontana The Short Story Initial Expectations: Mia Domore is on the cover this one. She almost always impresses me and is reason enough for me to check it out. Initial Reaction: Theres a few good sequences here, but theres way too much crap to wade through to get at them. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting quick oral sequences and popshots Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a decently done compilation or sex scenes long enough to feel like theyre not throwaway sequences The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects lack a bit. The audio has quite a bit of background noise and the balance isnt always the best. The video also leaves a bit to be desired. Its lit pretty well but it has a little grain and a few soft focus blurs.
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Release date: 5/3/2002
Reviewed on: 3/25/2005
Studio: Pleasure
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Starring: Vic Hall, Sharon Kane, Brooke Waters, Nici Sterling, Eden, Bo Summers, Blade Thompson, Crystal Crawford, Chris Yeager, Alec Powers, Bryse
Directed by: Crystal Crawford
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 72 min. Production Date: 10 / 1995 Director: Crystal Crawford Cast: Nici Sterling, Sharon Kane, Eden, Bryse, Alec Powers, Blade Thompson, Bo Summers, Chris Yeager, Vic Hall, and Crystal Crawford The Short Story Initial Expectations: Every now and then I get in the mood for a bi movie. Nici Sterling caught my eye here, but I just cant get my hopes up too high. Initial Reaction: It sucks. It sucks bad. Who Should Watch It : Convicted felons Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who thinks of picking it up The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. The audio has a hiss to it, is hollow, and the balance leaves a bit to be desired. The video is slightly pixelated, has an odd tint to it, and also has a few shadows. Music: The music is very typical for a mid-nineties porno music. Its very cheesy and way too loud. Menus: The menus are very basic. The main menu has a little animation that works around the movie cover.
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Release date: 11/9/2004
Reviewed on: 2/8/2005
Studio: Madness
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Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 68 min. Production Date: 4 / 08 / 2004, 6 / 6 / 2004 Director: None credited Cast: Taylor, Julie Night, Kaylynn, Keiko, Leyla Lei, Juan Cuba, Trevor, and a few others The Short Story Initial Expectations: This one sounds interesting! Initial Reaction: Theres enough of it thats obviously faked that I lost interest in the movie before the first scene was done and barely found anything to draw me back. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who likes voyeuristic styled sex scenes Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting real security camera footage The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. The entire movie was filmed and then the technical aspects played with to approximate real security camera footage. One scene will have crystal clear audio and the rest will have audio where the background noises drown out the performers. There are places where the audio completely disappears, and you can sometimes hear the performers being given directions.
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