Reviews of Annette Haven Movies with Trailers (18)
(2.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, John Leslie, Kay Parker, Seka, Annette Haven, William Margold, Mike Ranger, Pat Manning, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Yontz, Richard Bulik, George Lee, Reggie Nalder, David Lee Bynum, Martin L. Dorf, Irene Best, Renee Andre, Slavica, Kurt Sjoberg, Mitch Morrill, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
Directed by: Phil Marshak
Release date: 10/28/2014
Previews: Previews
Dracula Sucks (Vinegar Syndrome) review summaries:
fu_q's
"Dracula Sucks"...and so does the movie. Despite featuring a veritable Who's Who of the Golden Age of adult films (with the likes of Annette Haven, Seka, Serena, Kay Parker, Jamie Gillis, Paul Thomas, John Leslie, etc. onboard), this film still manages to fall flatter than piss on a plate in just about every conceivable manner. [read the full review]
review from 10/8/2018:
"Dracula Sucks"...and so does the movie. Despite featuring a veritable Who's Who of the Golden Age of adult films (with the likes of Annette Haven, Seka, Serena, Kay Parker, Jamie Gillis, Paul Thomas, John Leslie, etc. onboard), this film still manages to fall flatter than piss on a plate in just about every conceivable manner. [read the full review]
Flash's
Dracula Sucks is an odd, high budget, and very fun adult film, which could have only come out of the 1970s adult film industry. While constantly trying to straddle the line of mainstream comedy and adult horror, and never 100 percent succeeding at any of these tasks, the end result is a unique experience that has a lot to offer viewers looking for more than just copulation. The print isn't perfect, but is better than any release prior. [read the full review]
review from 11/10/2015:
Dracula Sucks is an odd, high budget, and very fun adult film, which could have only come out of the 1970s adult film industry. While constantly trying to straddle the line of mainstream comedy and adult horror, and never 100 percent succeeding at any of these tasks, the end result is a unique experience that has a lot to offer viewers looking for more than just copulation. The print isn't perfect, but is better than any release prior. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Leslie, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Richard Pacheco, John Seeman, Terri Hall, Bonnie Holiday, Ken Scudder, Zebedy Colt, Linda York, Lee LeMay, Uta Erickson, Erica Swanson, Brigitte Lahaine, Georgia Spelvin, Marilyn Lamour, Monique DuPrez
Studio: VCX
Release date: 5/13/2010
Previews: Previews
Sex Slaves Of Satan 2 review summaries:
DAF1740's
The first installment of Sex Slaves of Satan featured several cool rape and violent sex scenes from 1970s classic porn. I guess VCX used up all their best material for the first installment, because here we get mostly short and confusing snipits that never get going and lead nowhere, along with just a few decent scenes worth watching. [read the full review]
review from 9/10/2010:
The first installment of Sex Slaves of Satan featured several cool rape and violent sex scenes from 1970s classic porn. I guess VCX used up all their best material for the first installment, because here we get mostly short and confusing snipits that never get going and lead nowhere, along with just a few decent scenes worth watching. [read the full review]
(1.2 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Michael Morrison, Annette Haven, Susan, Sharon Thorpe, Bonnie Holiday, Bates, John Rawling, John Rollings, David Colson, Jay Gamble, Roger Rosenbaum, Mary Feingold, Elizabeth Krogh, Rebecca Collingsworth, Roahne Alexander
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Gerald Graystone
Release date: 9/9/2009
Previews: Previews
Visions Of Clair review summaries:
Flash's
Zachary Strong attempted to do something new and original with Visions of Clair. However, the end result is sadly an incoherent mess. The story goes all over the place and doesn't ever make sense of itself and the majority of the sex scenes are shot and edited in a way that makes them completely inaccessible. Visions of Clair is an easy film to skip. Cal Vista has done an acceptable job with their release with a watchable picture and listenable audio but not much more. [read the full review]
review from 11/28/2016:
Zachary Strong attempted to do something new and original with Visions of Clair. However, the end result is sadly an incoherent mess. The story goes all over the place and doesn't ever make sense of itself and the majority of the sex scenes are shot and edited in a way that makes them completely inaccessible. Visions of Clair is an easy film to skip. Cal Vista has done an acceptable job with their release with a watchable picture and listenable audio but not much more. [read the full review]
Tryvek's
VISIONS OF CLAIR (1977) is a Cal Vista Classic re-release on DVD of the 1977 VHS video. The box art description (in part) states - "A film in the style of Emmanuelle, but with a raw passion of The Story of O. Clair has a powerful, almost supernatural attraction to those about her. Living alone in her stately mansion, she attracts the most fascinating men and women to her estate, where seemingly bound her aberrant desires, they eagerly give themselves sexually to her and to each other." I like Annette Haven, she has done some excellent films and this description captured my interest. The only part of this description I recognized after viewing the film was "almost supernatural." [read the full review]
review from 10/3/2009:
VISIONS OF CLAIR (1977) is a Cal Vista Classic re-release on DVD of the 1977 VHS video. The box art description (in part) states - "A film in the style of Emmanuelle, but with a raw passion of The Story of O. Clair has a powerful, almost supernatural attraction to those about her. Living alone in her stately mansion, she attracts the most fascinating men and women to her estate, where seemingly bound her aberrant desires, they eagerly give themselves sexually to her and to each other." I like Annette Haven, she has done some excellent films and this description captured my interest. The only part of this description I recognized after viewing the film was "almost supernatural." [read the full review]
Rosco Fuji's
The cover slick for Visions of Clair starring Annette Haven says this, "A film in the style of Emmanuelle, but with a raw passion of The Story of O. Clair has a powerful, almost supernatural attraction to those about her. Living alone in the stately mansion, she attracts the most fascinating men and women to her estate, where seemingly bound to her and her aberrant desires; they eagerly give themselves sexually to her and to each other." [read the full review]
review from 9/29/2009:
The cover slick for Visions of Clair starring Annette Haven says this, "A film in the style of Emmanuelle, but with a raw passion of The Story of O. Clair has a powerful, almost supernatural attraction to those about her. Living alone in the stately mansion, she attracts the most fascinating men and women to her estate, where seemingly bound to her and her aberrant desires; they eagerly give themselves sexually to her and to each other." [read the full review]
(2.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Angel, John Leslie, Annette Haven, Harry Reems, Janie Robbins, R. Bolla, Herschel Savage, Colleen Brennan, Janey Robbins, Larry Charm, Heinz Gegler, Edmund Simmons, Melanie Scott [II] (1980s)
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Release date: 8/14/2009
Previews: Previews
Tower of Power (Cal Vista Classics) review summaries:
T0MBOne's
VCX has re-released Robert Mc Callum's TOWER OF POWER (1984) as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2009. [read the full review]
review from 9/23/2009:
VCX has re-released Robert Mc Callum's TOWER OF POWER (1984) as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2009. [read the full review]
DAF1740's
Sex and intrigue among the wealthy and powerful. [read the full review]
review from 9/14/2009:
Sex and intrigue among the wealthy and powerful. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Mike Horner, Joey Silvera, Billy Dee, Kay Parker, Michael Morrison, Lisa De Leeuw, Annette Haven, Jon Martin, Rhonda Jo Petty, Dorothy LeMay, Herschel Savage, K.C. Valentine, Dale Meador, Michael Johnson, Danielle [II] (classic)
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Ken Gibb
Release date: 3/1/2005
Previews: Previews
Memphis Cathouse Blues review summaries:
fu_q's
It's going to take plenty of courage, hope, and sex (...and more than a bit of luck...) to keep open the "Feline Farm", a longstanding, Deep South brothel operated by Annette Haven, when a local preacher sics his Bible-thumping flock on the establishment. Such is the case in "Memphis Cathouse Blues", an overall-good, 1982 release from director Louis Lewis and Caballero. [read the full review]
review from 4/27/2017:
It's going to take plenty of courage, hope, and sex (...and more than a bit of luck...) to keep open the "Feline Farm", a longstanding, Deep South brothel operated by Annette Haven, when a local preacher sics his Bible-thumping flock on the establishment. Such is the case in "Memphis Cathouse Blues", an overall-good, 1982 release from director Louis Lewis and Caballero. [read the full review]
Jayo's
A medicore movie from the "golden age" of features (1982) it's patterned after "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" with Annette Haven as the madame and Mike Horner as the sheriff who loves her. The movie is so-so but the DVD transfer is feces. If you want to see the movie, find it on VHS or Beta or on streaming video. [read the full review]
review from 1/25/2013:
A medicore movie from the "golden age" of features (1982) it's patterned after "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" with Annette Haven as the madame and Mike Horner as the sheriff who loves her. The movie is so-so but the DVD transfer is feces. If you want to see the movie, find it on VHS or Beta or on streaming video. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Crystal Dawn, John Holmes, Don Fernando, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Jon Martin, David Morris, Richard Pacheco, Blair Harris, John Seeman, Desiree West, Dorothy LeMay, Bonnie Holiday, Carl Regal, Jim Brown, Jesse Adams, Ken Scudder, Marlene Munroe, Cris Cassidy, Honey Holiday, Johnny Hardin, Lisa K. Loring, Karen Boston, T.J. Carson, Darcie Peters, Spender Travis
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Directed by: Leon Gucci
Release date: 3/7/2004
Previews: Previews
Female Athletes review summaries:
Saki's
Female Athletes (1979) Studio Video X Pix Genre Golden Age Classic Director Leon Gucci Starring Annette Haven, Desiree Cousteau, Chris Cassidy, Bonnie Holiday, Dorothy LeMay, Paul Thomas, John Holmes, David Morris, Richard Pacheco, and others Running Time 1:20 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main menu and trailer for In the Pink Typical Watchers Golden Age porn fans Typical Haters Watchers who can't stand relatively non-explicit, short sex scenes shot in the late 70's Replay Value Medium Themes Classic porn, natural breasts, sex with subordinates, outdoor sex, non-facial cumshots, girl-girl, anal sex, orgy, underwater sex, furry muffs Condoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy The Blonde [ /image ] -->The full title of this Golden Age film is Everything You've Always Wanted to Know About Female Athletes But Were Too Excited to Ask!, leading you to think that it's some sort of sports themed porno. But before yo [read the full review]
review from 6/28/2004:
Female Athletes (1979) Studio Video X Pix Genre Golden Age Classic Director Leon Gucci Starring Annette Haven, Desiree Cousteau, Chris Cassidy, Bonnie Holiday, Dorothy LeMay, Paul Thomas, John Holmes, David Morris, Richard Pacheco, and others Running Time 1:20 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main menu and trailer for In the Pink Typical Watchers Golden Age porn fans Typical Haters Watchers who can't stand relatively non-explicit, short sex scenes shot in the late 70's Replay Value Medium Themes Classic porn, natural breasts, sex with subordinates, outdoor sex, non-facial cumshots, girl-girl, anal sex, orgy, underwater sex, furry muffs Condoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy The Blonde [ /image ] -->The full title of this Golden Age film is Everything You've Always Wanted to Know About Female Athletes But Were Too Excited to Ask!, leading you to think that it's some sort of sports themed porno. But before yo [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Georgina Spelvin, John Leslie, Eric Edwards, Desiree Cousteau, Merle Michaels, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Jon Martin, Misty Dawn, Marc Stevens, Mike Ranger, John Seeman, Kitty Shayne, Juliet Anderson, Abigail Clayton, Desiree West, Terri Hall, Tyler Reynolds, Herschel Savage, Veri Knotty, Jean Jennings, Ken Scudder, Johnny Keyes, Eileen Wells, K. Devin, Sandy Pinney, Suzanne Mcbaine, Tina Louis, Ric Lutze, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Joseph F. Robertson
Release date: 11/5/2003
Previews: Previews
Raincoat Crowd, The review summaries:
fu_q's
Narrated by the beautiful blonde legend, Jesie St. James, and the curly-haired, balding John Seeman, "The Raincoat Crowd" (a.k.a. "That's Porno") is a 1979 release from Adele Robbins and VCX that offers up a couple of dozen clips and loops featuring some of the hottest and best-known names of porn's Golden Age. [read the full review]
review from 5/25/2016:
Narrated by the beautiful blonde legend, Jesie St. James, and the curly-haired, balding John Seeman, "The Raincoat Crowd" (a.k.a. "That's Porno") is a 1979 release from Adele Robbins and VCX that offers up a couple of dozen clips and loops featuring some of the hottest and best-known names of porn's Golden Age. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Holmes, Annette Haven, Jon Martin, John Seeman, Abigail Clayton, Desiree West, Ray Wells, Tyler Reynolds, Kent Hall, Kristine Heller, Angela Haze, Sandy Pinney, Jeff Lyle, Ebenezer K. Bartholomu
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Godfrey Daniels
Release date: 11/4/2003
Previews: Previews
Spirit Of Seventy Sex review summaries:
fu_q's
It's a wacky, porny walk back through history as a scraggly, aged narrator (Ebenezer K. Bartholomu) rewrites the early American story to include all manner of sexual encounters involving some of its most beloved figures in "Spirit of Seventy Sex". A very good, 1976 release from VCX and director Godfrey Daniels, this remastered film offers up the likes of George and Martha Washington, Ben Franklin, Paul Revere, John Smith, and so on in a variety of goofy, satire-laced, often intentionally anachronistic romps that ultimately come off as fun, clever, and tongue-in-cheek as they do sexy. [read the full review]
review from 9/1/2016:
It's a wacky, porny walk back through history as a scraggly, aged narrator (Ebenezer K. Bartholomu) rewrites the early American story to include all manner of sexual encounters involving some of its most beloved figures in "Spirit of Seventy Sex". A very good, 1976 release from VCX and director Godfrey Daniels, this remastered film offers up the likes of George and Martha Washington, Ben Franklin, Paul Revere, John Smith, and so on in a variety of goofy, satire-laced, often intentionally anachronistic romps that ultimately come off as fun, clever, and tongue-in-cheek as they do sexy. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Eric Edwards, Annette Haven, Constance Money, Gloria Leonard, Jenny Baxter, Alan Marlow, Michael Gaunt, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, C.J. Laing, Erica Havens, Wade Nichols, David Savage, Susan McBain, Crystal Sync, Marc Valentine, Nancy Dare, Spalding Gray, Conchita Costello, Loren Michaels, Jenny Lind, Rocky Millstone, Lance Knight, Lesllie Bovee
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Directed by: Henry Paris
Release date: 9/30/2003
Previews: Previews
Maraschino Cherry review summaries:
All reviews of Maraschino Cherry
fu_q's
"Maraschino Cherry" is an interesting release from 1978, Radley Metzger, and Video-X-Pix that, once again, appears that I'm going to be the only one who really likes it. That's not to say that it isn't without its flaws, of course. Indeed, this film--to a large degree--comes off as "trying too hard" to replicate the type of nonchalant, sexual action/attitude that pervades films like "Barbara Broadcast" and so on. Still, in many ways, it's enjoyable and sexy...enough so that I found it a worthy purchase. [read the full review]
review from 9/6/2016:
"Maraschino Cherry" is an interesting release from 1978, Radley Metzger, and Video-X-Pix that, once again, appears that I'm going to be the only one who really likes it. That's not to say that it isn't without its flaws, of course. Indeed, this film--to a large degree--comes off as "trying too hard" to replicate the type of nonchalant, sexual action/attitude that pervades films like "Barbara Broadcast" and so on. Still, in many ways, it's enjoyable and sexy...enough so that I found it a worthy purchase. [read the full review]
andyblake's
Don't be fooled by the fact that this was directed by Radley Metzger, who directed such acknowledged classics as The Opening of Misty Beethoven. This film just doesn't come close to the level of Misty Beethoven, or Metzger's other efforts. The DVD was transfered from an extremely distressed print of the movie. This thing is simply terrible to look at, and there is little eroticism, despite the presence of the superstars of the era, including Leslie Bovee, Gloria Leonard, Constance Money, and Annette Haven. For example, Constance Money's scene consists only of a short handjob. About the only thing that saves this film from being a complete waste is the nasty, kinky S&M scene with C.J. Lang. [read the full review]
review from 5/11/2006:
Don't be fooled by the fact that this was directed by Radley Metzger, who directed such acknowledged classics as The Opening of Misty Beethoven. This film just doesn't come close to the level of Misty Beethoven, or Metzger's other efforts. The DVD was transfered from an extremely distressed print of the movie. This thing is simply terrible to look at, and there is little eroticism, despite the presence of the superstars of the era, including Leslie Bovee, Gloria Leonard, Constance Money, and Annette Haven. For example, Constance Money's scene consists only of a short handjob. About the only thing that saves this film from being a complete waste is the nasty, kinky S&M scene with C.J. Lang. [read the full review]
greybeard's
NOTE: This is not your typical review. Others have done an excellent job reviewing the content, scenes, performances, etc. of this porn classic. This "review" concerns itself with how the DVD's contents compare with the complete, uncut original release version of the film or an early (before prior self-censorship) VHS version. The Ratings given refer either to the "original" version of the film (Performers, Plot, Sex, etc.) or to the DVD version (Extras, Value, etc.) and are relatively arbitrary. The important info is that which follows. MARASCHINO CHERRY DVD IS THE PITS! Radley Metzgers last hardcore effort under his Henry Paris nom-de-film is finally available on DVD from Video-X-Pix. Well, they saved the worst for last and by that, I dont mean from a content standpoint! While Maraschino Cherry is generally regarded as the weakest of that group of films, even Metzgers weakest efforts far outstrip those of most of his porn peers and successors, IM (and many others) HO. [read the full review]
(zero stars)
review from 12/17/2003:NOTE: This is not your typical review. Others have done an excellent job reviewing the content, scenes, performances, etc. of this porn classic. This "review" concerns itself with how the DVD's contents compare with the complete, uncut original release version of the film or an early (before prior self-censorship) VHS version. The Ratings given refer either to the "original" version of the film (Performers, Plot, Sex, etc.) or to the DVD version (Extras, Value, etc.) and are relatively arbitrary. The important info is that which follows. MARASCHINO CHERRY DVD IS THE PITS! Radley Metzgers last hardcore effort under his Henry Paris nom-de-film is finally available on DVD from Video-X-Pix. Well, they saved the worst for last and by that, I dont mean from a content standpoint! While Maraschino Cherry is generally regarded as the weakest of that group of films, even Metzgers weakest efforts far outstrip those of most of his porn peers and successors, IM (and many others) HO. [read the full review]
(4.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Georgina Spelvin, Eric Edwards, Vanessa Del Rio, Annette Haven, David Christopher, Cami Graham, John Smith (ambiguous), Beth Anna, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, Wade Nichols, Carter Stevens, Sandy Foxx, Gloria Todd, Susaye London, Ursula Austin, Dick Galan, Nancy Keller, Patty Boyd, George Spencer, Rayman Sharque, Brigette Lynne, Bill Nunnery, W.P. Dremak, Erick Lueders, Alexis Del Lago, Holly Woodlawn, Luke Ropewalker, Peter Scolari, Greg Hart, Ken Burns, D. Francesco, Sheila Devlin, Rick Frank, Beth Ratzer, Mel Juffe, Marcia Major, Drinda Lalumia, Bruce Long, Richard Wall, Lesllie Bovee
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Directed by: Armand Weston
Release date: 8/20/2003
Previews: Previews
Take Off (Video-X-Pix) review summaries:
classix comment's
Armand Weston was one of the finest directors ever to make hardcore films. Although he usually crafted dark and depressing tales, this 1978 film was his foray into comedy. With a fantastic cast of regulars, and Leslie Bovee as the female lead, Weston crafted a wonderful, skilfully acted, sumptuously shot, and cleverly written parody of films of American culture from the 30s to the 60s. [read the full review]
review from 5/6/2007:
Armand Weston was one of the finest directors ever to make hardcore films. Although he usually crafted dark and depressing tales, this 1978 film was his foray into comedy. With a fantastic cast of regulars, and Leslie Bovee as the female lead, Weston crafted a wonderful, skilfully acted, sumptuously shot, and cleverly written parody of films of American culture from the 30s to the 60s. [read the full review]
andyblake's
This 1978 feature directed by "Armand Weston" is a good example of "golden age" adult filmmaking. The plot is a take off on the Oscar Wilde story, "The Picture of Dorian Grey." The protagonist's name has been changed from Dorian Grey to "Darrin Blue," (played amazingly by Wade Nichols). And instead of a painting, his youthful image is captured on a porn film that his liberated 1920's flapper girlfriend (Georgina Spelvin) secretly had made of them making love outdoors. When she shows it to him later, he wishes that the image on the film could get old, and that he could stay youthful forever. You might have guessed that that is exactly what happens. The 1930s have Wade Nichols doing a remarkable imitation of James Cagney, during the 1940s, he's doing Humphrey Bogart (and Annette Haven). During the 50s, he's doing James Dean and making love on his motocycle. During the 1960s, still as youthful as ever, he is, you guessed it, a hippie doing drugs and having an orgy. Since this was shot in the 1970s, that brings us up to the present. [read the full review]
review from 3/7/2005:
This 1978 feature directed by "Armand Weston" is a good example of "golden age" adult filmmaking. The plot is a take off on the Oscar Wilde story, "The Picture of Dorian Grey." The protagonist's name has been changed from Dorian Grey to "Darrin Blue," (played amazingly by Wade Nichols). And instead of a painting, his youthful image is captured on a porn film that his liberated 1920's flapper girlfriend (Georgina Spelvin) secretly had made of them making love outdoors. When she shows it to him later, he wishes that the image on the film could get old, and that he could stay youthful forever. You might have guessed that that is exactly what happens. The 1930s have Wade Nichols doing a remarkable imitation of James Cagney, during the 1940s, he's doing Humphrey Bogart (and Annette Haven). During the 50s, he's doing James Dean and making love on his motocycle. During the 1960s, still as youthful as ever, he is, you guessed it, a hippie doing drugs and having an orgy. Since this was shot in the 1970s, that brings us up to the present. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Sharon Kane, Mike Horner, John Holmes, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Annette Haven, John Seeman, Aaron Stuart, Jesse Adams, Larry Fredrick, Hal Stevens, Bob Lance, Frank Mateo, Spence Davis, Serena [II] (classic)
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Leon Gucci
Release date: 4/3/2002
Previews: Previews
Deep Rub review summaries:
fu_q's
In what may be the original "happy ending" release (...pardon the pun...), Desiree Cousteau, the brunette Betty Boop of Porno Past, unwittingly finds herself a part of a prostitution ring run by Paul Thomas, who offers to find the aspiring actress "jobs". Of course, the "jobs" are all hand-jobs, blowjobs, etc., as she soon finds out...and which suits her perfectly fine. So goes "Deep Rub", a very good, 1979 release from VCX and director Leon Gucci that is, as most Cousteau flicks were, a fun little fucker from the Golden Age of adult cinema. [read the full review]
review from 12/5/2015:
In what may be the original "happy ending" release (...pardon the pun...), Desiree Cousteau, the brunette Betty Boop of Porno Past, unwittingly finds herself a part of a prostitution ring run by Paul Thomas, who offers to find the aspiring actress "jobs". Of course, the "jobs" are all hand-jobs, blowjobs, etc., as she soon finds out...and which suits her perfectly fine. So goes "Deep Rub", a very good, 1979 release from VCX and director Leon Gucci that is, as most Cousteau flicks were, a fun little fucker from the Golden Age of adult cinema. [read the full review]
Talk Dirty To Me 6 review summaries:
fu_q's
Taking one wacky, sex-filled call after another, a radio talk show host and therapist, Tracey Adams, attempts to aid her various, kinky callers with their sexual issues and concerns. Of course, as it turns out, the one whom Tracey really needs to help is herself. Such is the case in "Talk Dirty To Me 6", an overall-good, 1988 release from Dreamland and director Henri Pachard. [read the full review]
review from 9/9/2017:
Taking one wacky, sex-filled call after another, a radio talk show host and therapist, Tracey Adams, attempts to aid her various, kinky callers with their sexual issues and concerns. Of course, as it turns out, the one whom Tracey really needs to help is herself. Such is the case in "Talk Dirty To Me 6", an overall-good, 1988 release from Dreamland and director Henri Pachard. [read the full review]
(3.4 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Joey Silvera, John Leslie, Kay Parker, Annette Haven, Abigail Clayton, Desiree West, Peter Whigham, Sharon Thorpe, Amber Hunt, Suzette Holland, Carole Tong, Kent Hall, Jack Wright, Carl Regal, Maureen Spring, Cris Cassidy, Johnny Keyes, Carol Tong, Peter Johns, Roberto Ramos, Jake Freeman, Sean Desmond, Dennis Ratto, Carol Watts, Sally Carey, Rachel Blue, Sandra Pan, Miki Raver, Jack Train, Joan Worth, Ann Martin, Roger Kaho, Jay Zukerman, Tony Saenz, Dale Kalberg, Ben Blankenship, Pat Parker, Rex Harrison, Lesllie Bovee
Studio: VCX
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Release date: 5/14/2001
Previews: Previews
Sex World (VCX) review summaries:
All reviews of Sex World (VCX)
fu_q's
Mixing science and sexuality to help its clients fulfill their most intimate and deepest of desires, "Sex World" is a resort that ushers in groups of hand-picked tourists who are looking for a bit more out of their getaway than the standard vacation has to offer. Indeed, they're seeking sexual liberation and fulfillment--in one form or another--and "Sex World" is just the place to give it to them. Such is the case in Anthony Spinelli's 1977 release of the same title, a landmark film in the history of adult fare. [read the full review]
review from 6/12/2015:
Mixing science and sexuality to help its clients fulfill their most intimate and deepest of desires, "Sex World" is a resort that ushers in groups of hand-picked tourists who are looking for a bit more out of their getaway than the standard vacation has to offer. Indeed, they're seeking sexual liberation and fulfillment--in one form or another--and "Sex World" is just the place to give it to them. Such is the case in Anthony Spinelli's 1977 release of the same title, a landmark film in the history of adult fare. [read the full review]
Corey Thomas'
Anthony Spinelli's "Sex World" is a movie that I have been wanting to see for a very long time. I finally obtained a copy of this 1978 classic and the wait was well worth it. As an adult movie with a real plot and actors who could actually act, this film is effective on several levels: As erotica, a character study, and a psychological drama. There are many characters to keep track of here and the movie is practically a who's who of porn in 1978. The story revolves around a group of people taking a chartered bus to a resort known as "Sex World". The characters include Annette Haven as a lesbian left by her lover (Cris Cassidy), who comes to the resort looking for a heterosexual encounter; an adult movie enthusiast (Sharon Thorpe) who can't express her desires in real life; a racist (John Leslie) who is slowly seduced by black beauty Desiree West, and several couples having various sexual problems. The sex scenes themselves are pretty short, since they are so numerous in number, but they are all beautifully shot and uniquely erotic. [read the full review]
review from 8/29/2005:
Anthony Spinelli's "Sex World" is a movie that I have been wanting to see for a very long time. I finally obtained a copy of this 1978 classic and the wait was well worth it. As an adult movie with a real plot and actors who could actually act, this film is effective on several levels: As erotica, a character study, and a psychological drama. There are many characters to keep track of here and the movie is practically a who's who of porn in 1978. The story revolves around a group of people taking a chartered bus to a resort known as "Sex World". The characters include Annette Haven as a lesbian left by her lover (Cris Cassidy), who comes to the resort looking for a heterosexual encounter; an adult movie enthusiast (Sharon Thorpe) who can't express her desires in real life; a racist (John Leslie) who is slowly seduced by black beauty Desiree West, and several couples having various sexual problems. The sex scenes themselves are pretty short, since they are so numerous in number, but they are all beautifully shot and uniquely erotic. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: 90 min. Production Date: 1977 according to RAME, 1978 or 1979 according to the VCX copyright at the top and bottom of the screen during the feature Director: Anthony Spinelli Cast: Amber Hunt, Leslie Bovee, Chris Cassidy, Abigail Clayton, Carole Tong, Desiree West, Annette Haven, Maureen Spring, Kay Parker, Sharon Thorpe, Johnnie Keyes, John Leslie, Joey Silvera, Jack Wright, Kent Hall, Peter Andrews, and Roberto Ramos Initial Expectations: YogaGrrl really enjoyed this feature, who I normally agree with very well. Flashs review wasnt so kind, who also normally shows some great taste, so Im not quite sure what to expect. Initial Reaction: Its just why people still long for golden age porn. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants plot, chemistry, and real people Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants implants, razor burn, and extreme sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a bit on the muffled side, but normally well balanced. [read the full review]
review from 7/17/2002:
Running Time: 90 min. Production Date: 1977 according to RAME, 1978 or 1979 according to the VCX copyright at the top and bottom of the screen during the feature Director: Anthony Spinelli Cast: Amber Hunt, Leslie Bovee, Chris Cassidy, Abigail Clayton, Carole Tong, Desiree West, Annette Haven, Maureen Spring, Kay Parker, Sharon Thorpe, Johnnie Keyes, John Leslie, Joey Silvera, Jack Wright, Kent Hall, Peter Andrews, and Roberto Ramos Initial Expectations: YogaGrrl really enjoyed this feature, who I normally agree with very well. Flashs review wasnt so kind, who also normally shows some great taste, so Im not quite sure what to expect. Initial Reaction: Its just why people still long for golden age porn. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants plot, chemistry, and real people Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants implants, razor burn, and extreme sex Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a bit on the muffled side, but normally well balanced. [read the full review]
(4.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Paul Thomas, John Leslie, Kay Parker, Annette Haven, John Seeman, Desiree West, Dashile Miguele, Amber Phillips, Robert McCallum, Tom Lee, J.L. Clark, Tom McGhee, Michael Orion, David Pinney, Joey Siverno, Ray Wells, Kristine Heller, Laurien Dominique, Sandy Pinney
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Release date: 3/27/2001
Previews: Previews
V the Hot One (Cal Vista Classics) review summaries:
fu_q's
Talk of a local whorehouse at a dinner party rekindles old memories and repressed desires buried surface-deep within Annette Haven, a seemingly proper housewife with an extremely sexual past, prompting her to explore and act out her innermost fantasies in real life. Almost uncontrollably, she goes about doing so, giving in to each and every erotic whim along the way...often driven simply by shear impulse. She blows her hubby's friend (Paul Thomas) early on in her progression, has sex with perverts in an X-rated theatre, prostitutes herself out to a sailor on the street, and eventually ends up working at the bordello itself...all unbeknownst to her husband at home, John Leslie. With the expression of her sexual proclivities magnifying and escalating at every turn, and nothing but a slight bit of subconscious remorse to put the brakes on, Annette finds herself quickly spinning into the depths of sexual deviation...and enjoying every minute of it. Such is the case in "V the Hot One". [read the full review]
review from 9/2/2017:
Talk of a local whorehouse at a dinner party rekindles old memories and repressed desires buried surface-deep within Annette Haven, a seemingly proper housewife with an extremely sexual past, prompting her to explore and act out her innermost fantasies in real life. Almost uncontrollably, she goes about doing so, giving in to each and every erotic whim along the way...often driven simply by shear impulse. She blows her hubby's friend (Paul Thomas) early on in her progression, has sex with perverts in an X-rated theatre, prostitutes herself out to a sailor on the street, and eventually ends up working at the bordello itself...all unbeknownst to her husband at home, John Leslie. With the expression of her sexual proclivities magnifying and escalating at every turn, and nothing but a slight bit of subconscious remorse to put the brakes on, Annette finds herself quickly spinning into the depths of sexual deviation...and enjoying every minute of it. Such is the case in "V the Hot One". [read the full review]
T0MBOne's
V stands for Valerie in Robert Mc Callum's V THE HOT ONE (1977, Nu Tech Digital re-release) with the ever lovely Annette Haven as the lead heroine who leads a double life as "the matinee girl" of a brothel by day and a distinguished housewife by night. It's one of the top classic films of the era and deserves to be seen. [read the full review]
review from 7/21/2014:
V stands for Valerie in Robert Mc Callum's V THE HOT ONE (1977, Nu Tech Digital re-release) with the ever lovely Annette Haven as the lead heroine who leads a double life as "the matinee girl" of a brothel by day and a distinguished housewife by night. It's one of the top classic films of the era and deserves to be seen. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Sharon Mitchell, Jamie Gillis, Eric Edwards, Seka, Bridgette Monet, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Blair Harris, Juliet Anderson, Abigail Clayton, Loni Sanders, Herschel Savage, Susan McBain, Brooke West, Sean Sullivan, Lee Carroll, Lesllie Bovee, David Harris, Serena [II] (classic), Tami Willis
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Hal Freeman
Release date: 5/29/2000
Previews: Previews
Blue Ribbon Blue review summaries:
Diville's
Starring: Annette Haven, Sharon Mitchell, Seka, Lisa Deleeuw, Bridgette Monet, Lee Carrol, Abigail Clayton, Veronica Hart, Serena Eric Edwards, Paul Thomas, Jamie Gillis, Hershel Savage First of all, let it be understood that I hold no porn prejudices. If people want to have sex for my entertainment, who am I not to watch them? That means, among other things, that I have absolutely nothing against "old school" porn. By the same token, however, I don't think "classic" movies are inherently better than what's made today. With that in mind, Blue Ribbon Blue presents itself as a greatest hits package of classic stars. Unfortunately, it's not. In fact, it was produced years ago before its performers were even considered legends, and its poor mastering reflect just how much of a thrown together effort it actually is. Had they known that it would be released in the 21st century, it's producers may have paid closer attention to what they included. [read the full review]
review from 12/6/2000:
Starring: Annette Haven, Sharon Mitchell, Seka, Lisa Deleeuw, Bridgette Monet, Lee Carrol, Abigail Clayton, Veronica Hart, Serena Eric Edwards, Paul Thomas, Jamie Gillis, Hershel Savage First of all, let it be understood that I hold no porn prejudices. If people want to have sex for my entertainment, who am I not to watch them? That means, among other things, that I have absolutely nothing against "old school" porn. By the same token, however, I don't think "classic" movies are inherently better than what's made today. With that in mind, Blue Ribbon Blue presents itself as a greatest hits package of classic stars. Unfortunately, it's not. In fact, it was produced years ago before its performers were even considered legends, and its poor mastering reflect just how much of a thrown together effort it actually is. Had they known that it would be released in the 21st century, it's producers may have paid closer attention to what they included. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Georgina Spelvin, Eric Edwards, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Tara Aire, Jon Martin, Victoria Slick, Arcadia Lake, R. Bolla, Frank Hollowell, Brooke West, Jacqueline Brooks, Lily Rodgers
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Release date: 5/29/2000
Previews: Previews
Centerspread Girls (Caballero) review summaries:
andyblake's
Most of what I wrote about "The Ecstasy Girls" also applies to this film. This is a 1982 Harold Lime production, directed by Robert McCallum. With Veronica Hart and Annette Haven, there's more star power in this flick, but the final product is not quite as good as the wonderful "Ecstasy Girls." The plot is "Ecstasy Girls" in reverse. Here, Georgina Spelvin is the publisher of a soft-core porn mag called "Panther," featuring centerfolds of smart college girls. Some morality guardians form a committee called Morality over Madness (MOM), and try to put Panther out of business. Spelvin has to round up her centerfold graduates to go out and seduce the committee members, retain evidence of the hanky-panky, and ultimately blackmail the members into ceasing their assault on Panther magazine. [read the full review]
review from 10/23/2004:
Most of what I wrote about "The Ecstasy Girls" also applies to this film. This is a 1982 Harold Lime production, directed by Robert McCallum. With Veronica Hart and Annette Haven, there's more star power in this flick, but the final product is not quite as good as the wonderful "Ecstasy Girls." The plot is "Ecstasy Girls" in reverse. Here, Georgina Spelvin is the publisher of a soft-core porn mag called "Panther," featuring centerfolds of smart college girls. Some morality guardians form a committee called Morality over Madness (MOM), and try to put Panther out of business. Spelvin has to round up her centerfold graduates to go out and seduce the committee members, retain evidence of the hanky-panky, and ultimately blackmail the members into ceasing their assault on Panther magazine. [read the full review]
astroknight's
Running Time: Approx. 95 min (There are no scene indexes or time codes on the DVD) Cast: Annette Haven, Veronica Hart, Jesie St. James, Georgina Spelvin, Desire Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Tara Aire, Jacqueline Brooks, Frank Hollowell, Richard Bolla, Michael Morrison, Eric Edwards, and Mike Horner (who isn't even listed in the credits) Director: Robert McCulum Extras: Photo gallery and Jump to a Scene (I guess this is actually an extra feature when you don't have chapter markings on a DVD) Audio / Video Quality: The audio and video quality is better than what I would have expected for an adult film this old. The video is average and the audio echoes in spots, but is much better than other adult films of this age, such as the Original Debbie Does Dallas. The Review: Centerspread Girls kind of reminds me of my youth. It revolves around MOM trying to stop porn (or at least not let me have it). In this case, MOM is Morality Over Madness, a moral majority group which has been trying to shut down Panther magazine for years. [read the full review]
review from 8/10/2000:
Running Time: Approx. 95 min (There are no scene indexes or time codes on the DVD) Cast: Annette Haven, Veronica Hart, Jesie St. James, Georgina Spelvin, Desire Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Tara Aire, Jacqueline Brooks, Frank Hollowell, Richard Bolla, Michael Morrison, Eric Edwards, and Mike Horner (who isn't even listed in the credits) Director: Robert McCulum Extras: Photo gallery and Jump to a Scene (I guess this is actually an extra feature when you don't have chapter markings on a DVD) Audio / Video Quality: The audio and video quality is better than what I would have expected for an adult film this old. The video is average and the audio echoes in spots, but is much better than other adult films of this age, such as the Original Debbie Does Dallas. The Review: Centerspread Girls kind of reminds me of my youth. It revolves around MOM trying to stop porn (or at least not let me have it). In this case, MOM is Morality Over Madness, a moral majority group which has been trying to shut down Panther magazine for years. [read the full review]
Legends of Porn (Nutech) review summaries:
Diville's
Starring: Rene Bond, Lesllie Bovee, Colleen Brennan, Marilyn Chambers, Abigail Claytonl Desiree Cousteau, Vanessa Del Rio, Samantha Fox, Terri Hall, Annette Have, C.J. Lang, Ginger Lynn, Kay Parker, Darby Lloyd Rains, Tina Russell, Candy Samples, Seka, Serena, Georgina Spelvin, Jessie St. James, Nancy Suiter, Linda Wong, Eric Edwards, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, John Leslie, Harry Reems, Joey Silvera In the literature departments of America's universities academics like to play the canon like investors like to play the stock market. The reputation and "importance" of certain writers rise and fall like tech stocks. Who's better, Faulkner or Salinger? Hawthorne or Cooper? To consider such questions is all mental masturbation when you get right down to it, so it's only natural that porn would follow suite. Jim Holliday, director and self-appointed porn historian, put together a little documentary years ago called Legends of Porn, in which he goes over what he believes to be the cannon of American blue movie stars. [read the full review]
review from 6/18/2001:
Starring: Rene Bond, Lesllie Bovee, Colleen Brennan, Marilyn Chambers, Abigail Claytonl Desiree Cousteau, Vanessa Del Rio, Samantha Fox, Terri Hall, Annette Have, C.J. Lang, Ginger Lynn, Kay Parker, Darby Lloyd Rains, Tina Russell, Candy Samples, Seka, Serena, Georgina Spelvin, Jessie St. James, Nancy Suiter, Linda Wong, Eric Edwards, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, John Leslie, Harry Reems, Joey Silvera In the literature departments of America's universities academics like to play the canon like investors like to play the stock market. The reputation and "importance" of certain writers rise and fall like tech stocks. Who's better, Faulkner or Salinger? Hawthorne or Cooper? To consider such questions is all mental masturbation when you get right down to it, so it's only natural that porn would follow suite. Jim Holliday, director and self-appointed porn historian, put together a little documentary years ago called Legends of Porn, in which he goes over what he believes to be the cannon of American blue movie stars. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Juliet Anderson, Jesse Eastern, Loni Sanders, Herschel Savage, Jesse Adams, Tigr, Lee Carroll, Michael Scott, James Price, Jason DeWitt
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Ken Gibb
Release date: 4/24/2000
Previews: Previews
8 To 4 review summaries:
All reviews of 8 To 4
fu_q's
With one of their bosses as a predatory a-hole (Herschel Savage) and the other a heartless, selfish bitch (Juliet Anderson), Annette Haven and the girls of the Osborne Insurance Office take matters into their own hands. Such is the case in "8 to 4", a very good adult takeoff on the 1980 mainstream flick featuring Dolly Parton and company, "9 to 5". [read the full review]
review from 8/13/2015:
With one of their bosses as a predatory a-hole (Herschel Savage) and the other a heartless, selfish bitch (Juliet Anderson), Annette Haven and the girls of the Osborne Insurance Office take matters into their own hands. Such is the case in "8 to 4", a very good adult takeoff on the 1980 mainstream flick featuring Dolly Parton and company, "9 to 5". [read the full review]
SexyHard's
This classic deserves to be remembered. If you dream of slipping your hard cock into Lisa DeLeeuw, Veronica Hart, Loni Sanders, or Juliet Anderson, you should check this one out. [read the full review]
review from 6/6/2007:
This classic deserves to be remembered. If you dream of slipping your hard cock into Lisa DeLeeuw, Veronica Hart, Loni Sanders, or Juliet Anderson, you should check this one out. [read the full review]
andyblake's
Films like this built the reputation of the "golden age" of adult, i.e., the years 1975 through 1982. This 1981 film is, of course, a spoof on the 1980 mainstream film "9 to 5" that starred Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Dabney Coleman. In the adult version their parts are play by Loni Sanders, Annette Haven, Lisa DeLeew, and Herschel Savage. There's even a very nice theme song take-off on the famous Dolly Parton song that went with the mainstream movie. Plot and acting are superior to most seen today, and the sex scenes not only fit the plot, they advance the plot. Although the sex is by today's standards strictly couples fare, this is still a very hot movie and well worthwhile. Technically the disc is quite good, although the reverse angle gimmick was simply annoying. The video quality and audio are very good, given the age of the source material. [read the full review]
review from 10/24/2004:
Films like this built the reputation of the "golden age" of adult, i.e., the years 1975 through 1982. This 1981 film is, of course, a spoof on the 1980 mainstream film "9 to 5" that starred Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Dabney Coleman. In the adult version their parts are play by Loni Sanders, Annette Haven, Lisa DeLeew, and Herschel Savage. There's even a very nice theme song take-off on the famous Dolly Parton song that went with the mainstream movie. Plot and acting are superior to most seen today, and the sex scenes not only fit the plot, they advance the plot. Although the sex is by today's standards strictly couples fare, this is still a very hot movie and well worthwhile. Technically the disc is quite good, although the reverse angle gimmick was simply annoying. The video quality and audio are very good, given the age of the source material. [read the full review]