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Me Luv U Long Time 3

Release date: 5/24/2003
Reviewed on: 6/17/2003 by bono-ONE

Starring: Vince Vouyer, Kitty, Joel Lawrence, Brian Pumper, Manuel Ferrara, Brett Rockman, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Dick Delaware, Ashanti, Tai Angel, Lilly Lee, Nina Lynn, Ninalyn
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Robby Fischer

Review brief: Red Light has a pretty good series going with Me Luv U Long Time. The first two had some pretty exotic looking Asian women doing all the things you'd want them to do!! I expect similar results from this volume. The director for this, Robbie Fischer has assembled a good looking cast so let's not waste anymore time and get to some luving! Lucy Lee: She has a nice attractive face with nice shoulder length black hair and she has a nice smile. This is quite early in her career when this scene was shot, about a week! Lucy is a fan of the blowjob which makes her welcum on this viewers screen. She offers the interviewer a demonstration of her talents! Next we see Lucy is totally nude as Brian Pumper joins her. Brian turns her around and the sex gets going right away and we see: Doggie & Scissors-- Brian pulls his cock through his pants and slides into Lucy's wet pussy. Good firm strokes and we see Lucy looking back as Brian keeps stroking. Lucy also turns around to suck on his cock so she gets a taste of her own juices.
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Plowed (Treasure Island)

Release date: 2/3/2003
Reviewed on: 6/17/2003 by BillyJizz

Starring: Chris McKenzie, Michael Brandon, Jesse, Billy Boyd
Studio: Treasure Island Media


Review brief: Bareback sells. Im not going to get into a discussion of the pc-ness of it; Im a libertarian on this, as on most subjects. And Im not particularly a bareback freak, but I still get off a little more when I see that dick skin on asshole action, sans latex, and I suspect thats true for most guys. But whether or not you get any extra thrill from seeing guys do it bareback, this is ONE HOT DVD. The sex alone sells the flick. Just dont look for any major exploding cum shots in this one. Theyre all pretty much internal. But you will see a fair amount of man juice oozing out of bungholes and even the occasional felching of spunk. Fairly amazing. Except for some camera shakiness in spots, the filming is very good quality, especially the close-ups. And, man, are there a lot of great close-ups! If you love assholes, you have to put this DVD on your to do list. The video has some of the sharpest close ups of assholes (leaking cum, too) Ive ever seen in porn. The guys are all at least decent looking face/body-wise, and most are way better.
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Boxcover for Biker Pigs From Hell 2
Biker Pigs From Hell 2

Release date: 3/26/2003
Reviewed on: 6/17/2003 by BillyJizz

Starring: Jackson Reid, Eduardo, Joe Romero, Cole Tucker, Matt Bradshaw, Rick Allen, Sandy Sloane, Rod Barry, Jacob Scott
Studio: Wildcat Productions


Review brief: Another dose of pigs. This sequel in name only had such promise. The premise is the same as the original BPFHwhich wasnt bad itselfbike theme with a touch of leather; big, muscular men sporting tats; raunchy, nasty sex. But the artsy fartsy direction brings the film down a notch below what could have been excellence. Scene 1 opens with a sling sequence featuring Rod Barry, Matt Bradshaw, and Anthony Coxporn vets all. In spite of my strong affinity for a man in a sling, this was probably the weakest scene on the DVD. Oh, the sex is good enough even if it lacked a bit of chemistry, but the reddish camera filters and the annoying multiple split screens and fancy schmantzy dissolves serve only to distract from the action. (The editing style makes it look like Bud McCoy was trying to do a porn version of The Thomas Crown Affair.) Scene 2 features pairings of Rick Allen and Eduardo, and Jackson Reid and Jacob Scott. Eduardo is one of my faves and he does not disappoint here.
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Biker Pigs from Hell

Release date: 11/1/2002
Reviewed on: 6/17/2003 by BillyJizz

Starring: Steve Cannon, Frank Parker, Sweet Williams, Eduardo, Chad Donovan, Joe Romero, Bo Garrett, Mark Kroner
Studio: Wildcat Productions
Directed by: Thor Stephens

Review brief: Ive been getting a little bored with the body beautifuls and vanilla fuck and suck porn Ive been watching lately. So I went in search of something a little more raunchy, filthy, and piggythe kind of stuff that would, maybe, make both my hair and my dick stand on end. First upI thought that any porn with the outrageous term Biker Pigs in the title might be a possibility. And with inky bad boys Bo Garrett and Steve Cannon starring in this one, I figured it held some promise of what I was looking for. So heres a quick review of Biker Pigs From Hell to be followed shortly by a review of BPFH 2. BPFH is not as raunchy as I had hoped for, but the sex scenes are mostly filled with good action. And Bo Garrett never looked better or greasier. Its too bad hes out of porn for now and really didnt make all that many flicks when he was in it. The premise of the film is that cheap trick Steve Cannon spends the night with Bo Garrett and as the film opens, Steve awakens and leaves a still sleeping Bo, taking his money, wallet, and Harley. Very, very, very bad move Steve.
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Young Ripe Mellons 2 (Red Light District)

Release date: 5/20/2003
Reviewed on: 6/17/2003 by aybesea

Starring: Randy Spears, Mr. Marcus, Joel Lawrence, Scotti Andrews, Alicia Rhodes, Dick Delaware, Caitlin, Reese, Tiana Lynn, Audrey Jaymes
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Vince Vouyer

Review brief: Expectations I go hot and cold with RLD. There last few releases have been quite good, and the first volume of this series was super... so here's hoping! Capsule Review While this volume is not quite as strong as the first one, this is a very good DVD for anyone who likes to watch all natural big breasted girls engage in some down home filth. Technical The technical merits of this DVD are strong. The video is clear. The lighting is good. Director Vince Voyeur Extras Behind the scenes, bonus footage (great!), photo gallery, trailers Target Audience Gonzo fans, big breast fans Scene Review Scene 1 - Tianna Lynn Tianna is a very cute redhead with very nice bazooms. She shows them off, shakes them and generally teases us. She is joined by a guy who starts off fingering her twat. Then she gives him a great, high eye contact blowjob. He fucks her vag in serveral positions. After a little PTM, they move on to anal, including ATM. The cum shot is to her open mouth and she cleans his cock with her lips.
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Boxcover for Funn & Games (Daddy Oohhh)
Funn & Games (Daddy Oohhh)

Release date: 3/28/2003
Reviewed on: 6/17/2003 by YogaGrrl


Studio: Daddy Oohhh


Review brief: Cast: Nick Stone, Victor Rios, Simon August, Sean Anderson and Roman Reade. Director: Richard Wagner, Ph.D. Writer: Steven E. Webb (The storytelling is wordlessthere is no audible dialog.) Production date: ©2001 Length: 70 min. Extras: An 8-min. behind-the-scenes featurette and four performer galleries with 515 photos each. Audio/visual quality: Daddy Oohhh! is a young studio that's still working toward improvement in their technique. Expect some problems with grain, soft focus, rough edits and white balance shifts. The camera style is not highly explicit and usually avoids extreme close-ups. But the lighting is good overall, and the sets are visually appealing. The first scene incorporates the same classy modern rooms that appear in Good Morning Men, with a mirrored headboard providing an alternate angle on some of the action. The second scene features a sexy red and brown tribal-themed den that I haven't seen before. Daddy Oohhh!'s soundtracks never fail to please me.
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Boxcover for Legal Skin 9
Legal Skin 9

Release date: 5/24/2003
Reviewed on: 6/17/2003 by aybesea

Starring: Sandy, Karl Ben, James Brossman, Mia Stone, George Uhl, Denis Marti, Evelin, Sophie Moone, Lucy Lee (ambiguous), Cynthia Paul
Studio: Smash Pictures
Directed by: Rex Sweet

Review brief: Expectations Smash has been impressing me of late. They are putting out some quality products in some interesting series. The Legal Skin series focuses on fresh talent, but without the silliness that accompanies so many of the barely legal titles. It also tends to feature hot euro girls. I'm hoping that this edition is a strong one. Capsule Review This is another strong edition of this very good series. The scenes are simple and to the point. The tease is good and the girls are hot. Technical The audio and video are clear and crisp. The mastering is good. The sets are adequate. The wardrobe is simple, but sexy. Director Rex Sweet Extras Photo gallery, trailers Target Audience Gonzo fans, barely legal fans Scene Review Scene 1 - Eva Eva, a hot euro blonde, walks through downtown wearing a very tight, black crotcheted ensemble. She looks very hot and very slutty. A guy on a motorcycle shows up and takes her back home. They quickly get down to some oral action, with him going first. She returns the favor with a weak blow job.
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Boxcover for Best of Perfect Pink Again, The
Best of Perfect Pink Again, The

Release date: 12/9/2002
Reviewed on: 6/16/2003 by Ms Christine and JC

Starring: Jill Kelly, Julian, Felecia, Shayla LaVeaux, Devon, Layla, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Dominique, Haven, Ava Vincent, Kianna, Nikita Denise, Jezebelle Bond, Adriana Sage, Dominica Leoni
Studio: Jill Kelly Productions


Review brief: Commentary: Jill Kelly and crew know how to put a great film together. While other studios cut and paste some scenes from their full length films in a best of format, Jill does them a few steps further. We have said this before about her compilation type movies, but it is worth mentioning again, JKP actually puts together small vignettes with great scenery and a wonderful soundtrack to match. Where else would you have a movie with a session in the middle of nowhere with an antique biplane doing aerial tricks? Put together some of the best girls including Jill herself, Devon, Ava Vincent, Shayla LaVeaux, Adrianna Sage, Nikita Denise, Felicia, Haven, Kiana, Isabelle Blond, Layla, Domique and more into the mix and you will understand what we are talking about. If youre still having any doubts, give this film a shot and youll surely be on board. Ms Christine Jill Kellys team really is doing a great job targeting to both the true hardcore set out there as well as couples.
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Boxcover for Sorority Shower Cam
Sorority Shower Cam

Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 6/16/2003 by Ms Christine and JC

Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Felecia, Shayla LaVeaux, Envy, Tina Cheri, Jeanie Rivers, Chrissy Sparks, Veronica Caine, Sydnee Steele
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Jim Holliday

Review brief: Commentary: Jim Holliday is at it again. By pulling together some of the best looking females in the business he puts on yet another great show. Always able to somehow get the best girls on his set, they just seem to have so much fun together. It must be a very relaxed taping which allows some of the hottest action comes through. This time we have some tough fraternity guys picking on the nerds around campus. It appears that these geeks have the wonderful talent of being able to set-up remote video cameras in the shower of the nearby sorority house. With the promise of getting into the house as pledges, these dweebs were willing to try anything for the hope of being initiated. As partners in the viewing of this camera work, we get to witness some hot action as well, nearly two hours worth with a great dosage of boy/girl, girl/girl, multi-girls, toys and a wealth of anal here and there. Very light hearted with a great mix of everything you could ask for in a weekend couples feature.
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Boxcover for Invitation, The (Sin City)
Invitation, The (Sin City)

Release date: 10/5/2001
Reviewed on: 6/16/2003 by Ms Christine and JC

Starring: Asia Carrera, Ian Daniels, Julie Meadows, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Tina Tyler, Dale Dabone, jessica drake, Bunny Luv, Dillion Day, Leigh Brooke, Giana, Barbie Bell, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Bud Lee

Review brief: Commentary: Here is truly a great movie for couples. Evan Stone plays a famous artist whose paintings are of women and men having passionate sex. Asia Carrera, as a gallery owner must decide whether to show his work and save the business her father, who recently passed away, built or stick to her feminine morals enhanced by friend Giana who is in a non-sexual role. Following the master painter, a number of great sessions are enjoyed. Ian Daniels just pounds the beautiful Barbie Bell. (This blond is such a hottie, a cross between Jenna J. and Jill Kelly, but what is with that oversized artwork on her arm, damn!). Dillon Day, or Mr. Dasha to you, has a great three-way with Leigh Brook and Tina Tyler. Dont forget the sultry Sydney Steele and Dale Dabone. Having dreams about her old lover, Randy Spears, Asia watches tied up as Randy pleases the aggressive Julie Meadows and checks out all holes. So, where do you see the headliner, Ms Asia Carrera? Two great scenes.
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Boxcover for Jack & Jill (Wicked)
Jack & Jill (Wicked)

Release date: 1/11/2002
Reviewed on: 6/16/2003 by Ms Christine and JC

Starring: Ian Daniels, Serenity, Stephanie Swift, Joel Lawrence, Dillion Day, Devinn Lane, Nikita Denise, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong

Review brief: Commentary: Jack and Jill, portrayed by Joel Lawrence and Serenity are ex-lovers who are now roommates. While Joel is caught up in the past, Serenity has decided to move forward and has a quite a group of men parade through the apartment much to the disappointment of her ex. This was great for Serenity fans that do not get the chance to see her in action that much. Working together as friends, it is clear to see that by the end of this feature this couple was going to get back together. The clear highlight to us in this film was clearly the girl-on-girl-on-girl-on-girl. Thats right, four ladies. If that isnt good enough, listen to this line-up, Sydnee Steele, Serenity, Devinn Lane and Stephanie Swift. Wickeds top four all together at once.
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Boxcover for On the Prowl 4 (Erotic Angel)
On the Prowl 4 (Erotic Angel)

Release date: 2/8/2002
Reviewed on: 6/16/2003 by Ms Christine and JC

Starring: Brittany Andrews, Kyle Stone, Wanda Curtis, Mickey G., Layla Jade, Frank Bukkwyd, Rafe, Lee Stone, Nina Ferrari, Dominica Leoni
Studio: Erotic Angel
Directed by: Cash Markman

Review brief: Commentary: Its baaaak The red Prowler that takes life to a new dimension for those lucky enough to drive it and provides for fantasies beyond imagination. Cum for a ride in the drop-top that makes its drivers do naughty things. The On the Prowl series is special to us since our first review ever, was On the Prowl One with Farrah and Shay Sweet. Cash Markman always comes up with a story line that keeps you guessing until the end. This installment was clearly shot at a Halloween Haunted House which adds to the scripting. Each lady went out for a ride and ended up getting down and dirty. Fans of all types will enjoy this film with plenty of boy-girl, one girl-girl and a sprinkling of backdoor action. It is always nice to see your favorites in action, but there were some newcomers for us as well. Dominica Leoni and Wanda Curtis are two nice imports with plenty to offer. Unfortunately for both the decided to get overbearing tattoos on their arms. Sometime too much is gaudy.
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Boxcover for Young Latin Girls 3
Young Latin Girls 3

Release date: 3/26/2003
Reviewed on: 6/16/2003 by Nat Hocken

Starring: Valentino, Joel Lawrence, Amanda, Zoltan Cowboy, Mark Ashley, Aimee Tyler, Hennesy, Alex Rox, Kelli Tyler, Zolly, Trixie Kelly
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Ray Anderson

Review brief: Hustlers Young Latin Girls 3 is a vignette film. The first vignette, Late for the Show, stars Mark Ashley and Amanda. It opens with Amanda lying in bed and Mark standing over her, telling herand I know youre ahead of me herethat they are too late to make the movie theyd been planning to see. Whats a couple at a loose end going to do? Ray Anderson wrote and directed this picture and I think Ive just given you a representative idea of what his writing is all about: its explanation (or exposition) rather than narrative. Why does this matter? Because Latin Girls 3 could have used the boost a decent situation, one integrated with the sex, can supply. This isnt an awful movie, but it isnt a very good one either. The young Latin girls on display, though attractive, arent terribly enthusiastic about their work. They make the right sounds and assume all the right positions, but they arent particularly active. Maybe its their inexperienceAimee Tyler has made more movies than her four co-stars combined.
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Boxcover for Black On Black 3 (Red Light District)
Black On Black 3 (Red Light District)

Release date: 1/13/2003
Reviewed on: 6/16/2003 by Emahevul

Starring: Tianna, Mr. Marcus, Darren James, Devlin Weed, Seduction, Brian Pumper, Chloe Black, Jaz, J. Lava, Trish, Tianna II
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: David Luger

Review brief: Director: David Luger Cast: Jazz, J. Lava, Trish, Tianna, Chloey Black, Seduction, Weed, Mr. Marcus, Darren James, Brian Pumper Themes: Black Chicks, Anal Sex, Double Penetration, Facial Cumshots, Internal Cumshots, Inter-racial Sex Erotic Rating: Very Hot Length: 139 minutes Extras: * Full Motion Scene Selection * Behind the Scenes * Boner Footage * Photo Gallery * 20 Movie Trailers * Extras Rating: 3.5 (out of 5) * Date of Production: 9/23/2002 Synopsis: Ethnic fans have reason to rejoice as RLD is back with another episode of black on black sex featuring a first time anal, DP's and plenty of facials. Scene 1: We're off with a bang with Tianna who is very new to the porn industry. She is 19 and has only been filming for 5 days. Tianna is very fresh looking with smooth skin chocolate skin and a taut, hard body. She also has a deep, sexy "fuck me" voice. The camera catches Tianna as she shows us the best aspects of her luscious young body. Tianna slowly strips on a staircase and is then joined by a pair of hard cocks.
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Boxcover for Barbara Broadcast Too
Barbara Broadcast Too

Release date: 4/3/2003
Reviewed on: 6/16/2003 by astroknight

Starring: Billy Glide, Rebecca Bardoux, Ruby, Steve Hatcher, Chloe, Sharon Kane, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Tina Tyler, Ashlyn Gere, Tyce Bune, Mark Anthony, Alex Foxe, Venus, Justine Romee, Rafe, Maya Divine, Marty Romano, Kelly Fire, Dino Bravo, Rebecca Starr, Anthony Hardwood, Dru Berrymore, Hamilton Steele, Brooke Adams
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Veronica Hart

Review brief: Running Time: 138 min. Production Date: 10 / 2002 Director: Veronica Hart Cast: Chloe, Dru Berrymore, Ruby, Wendy Divine, Ashlyn Gere, Justine Romee, Sharon Kane, Venus, Rebecca Bardoux, Alex Foxe, Rebecca Starr, Brooke Adams, Kelly Steele, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Steve Hatcher, Tyce Bune, Billy Glide, Mark Anthony, Rafe, Marty Romano, Anthony Hollywood, Dino Bravo, and Hamilton Steele in sexual roles and Tina Tyler in a non-sex role Initial Expectations: Im going in with extremely high expectations. Initial Reaction: Its very well done and nicely updates the original. Who Should Watch It : Fans of classic styled porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody expecting a movie that completely fits the mold of classic porn Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are great! The audio is crystal clear, and the few background noises that appear sound like they belong there. The video is just as good. The lighting as amazing, and uses shadows as well as light for presenting things.
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Boxcover for Lex Steele XXX
Lex Steele XXX

Release date: 5/7/2003
Reviewed on: 6/16/2003 by Emahevul

Starring: Olivia del Rio, Jerry, Lexington Steele, Carmen, Erik Everhard, Rio, Sophie Evans, Anthony Hardwood, Devin DeRay, Black Diamond, Pink, Rio Mariah, Nyla Thai, Finess Navaro, Olivia Winters, Carmen Vera, J.R. Langdon, Melodee Bliss, Marco Banderas, Vanessa Monet
Studio: Mercenary Pictures
Directed by: Lexington Steele

Review brief: Director: Lexington Steele Cast: Olivia Del Rio, Black Diamond, Rio, Carmen, Sophie Evans, Devin Deray, Lexington Steele, Erik Everhard Themes: Euro chicks, Inter-racial sex, BIG dicks, A2M, Double Penetration, Anal Sex Length: 137 minutes Date of Production: 3/2/2003 Extras: * Behind the Scenes * Boner Footage * Trailers * Photo Gallery * Web Access Synopsis: Lex Steele selects six beautiful super fucks who enter the arena to engage the black bastard. Witness the awesome strength of the Man Of Steele as he power fucks like never before. Behold the Mercenary, Lex Steele, The American Hero! (Hey, I'm just going by what's on the boxcover, though it isn't much different than the description I would have come up with). Scene 1: Olivia, a VERY pretty native of Brazil, is first up to try out Lex's huge hunk of man meat. She is dressed in a black teddy and is wearing thigh high black stockings. She comes down a flight of stairs in an oh so sexy fashion, swaying to music and showing off her wonderful assets. She plays with her pussy a bit while sitting on a bar stool.
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Auch ich möcht' schlucken

Release date: 6/17/2003
Reviewed on: 6/16/2003 by ICEFLOE5948


Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson

Review brief: N.B. Please note that, since GGG movies usually have no plot or acting, the Plot/Acting part in the rating section is used to report the general attitude of the performers. Also note that IF there is some kind of a plot or atmosphere setting (ex: the bacchanal ritual in Sperma-Sadismus!, the rape scene in Die Sperma-Bestrafung or in Sie schluckt und, The Sperma-Kosmetik Salon story in Sperma Dschungel, etc), it may boost or lower the rating of this section. (ex: The rape scene of Sie schluck und definitively lowers the rating for it is so badly acted, it is a turn off)). As for the Sex part, it is used to report the overall sex action in the movie. Including the general attitude of the performers.
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Vixxen

Release date: 2/28/2003
Reviewed on: 6/15/2003 by Flash

Starring: Billy Glide, Chris Cannon, April, Kaylynn, Lee Stone, Jezebelle Bond, Aria, Michelle Michaels
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln

Review brief: Vixxen tries to be more than your average adult movie but it never quite succeeds. The movie sports an erotic and different sex scene, some nice locations, and advocates monogamy, however, its lackluster plot pulls it down to average. Viewers who like tame sex may want to give this film a try, especially if they are fan of one or more of the stars but there are far better adult movies out there.
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Phoenix Rising 2 (Digital Sin)

Release date: 3/26/2003
Reviewed on: 6/15/2003 by Flash

Starring: Julian, Eric Price, Tony Tedeschi, Dillion Day, Sophie Evans, Lee Stone, Carmen Luvana, Aria, Slim Shady, Chloe Dior, Malorie Marx, Kelli Tyler, Kayla Paige, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Nic Cramer

Review brief: Phoenix Rising 2 is a well done and ambitious film, unfortunately it tries to take on more than it can, but the finished product is still enjoyable to watch. Viewers that like their adult films with a plot and enjoy darker themes in their film will probably get the most enjoyment out of this film. If you are interested in the film, you might want to rent it before purchasing to determine if it is the right film for you.
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Private Gold 59: Mafia Princess

Release date: 6/15/2003
Reviewed on: 6/15/2003 by Goldmember

Starring: Francesco Malcom, David Perry, Bettina, Nicol, Alissa [I] (ambiguous), Remigio Zampa, Julia Taylor, Aleksandra, Jessica May, Mick Blue, Daniella Schiffer
Studio: Private
Directed by: Antonio Adamo

Review brief: Mafia PrincessAn Official Selection of the Goldmember Masterpiece Collection What is the Masterpiece Collection? I suppose it is my personal pornography Hall of Fame. It is only for those select films that I consider to be at the very pinnacle of the industry. This is an honor reserved only for films that I believe will stand the test of time. Mafia Princess Studio - Private Director - Antonio Adamo Female Cast - Julia Taylor , Bettina, Jessica May, Aleksandra, Nicol, Alissa, Daniella Schiffer Male Cast - Francesco Malcom, Remigio Zampa, David Perry, Gabriel Montoya, Mick Blue Running Time - 2 hours (approx) Overall Impression Vintage Adamo! You can always expect a certain level of quality from any Antonio film, thats one of the reasons I love him, because he is consistent and dependable.
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Nothing To Hide (NuTech)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/15/2003 by SDC

Starring: John Leslie, Erica Boyer, Misty Regan, Raven Turner, Holly McCall, Richard Pacheco, Aaron Stuart, Pat Manning, Anthony Spinelli, Tigr, Eric Stein, Robyn Whitting, Elizabeth Randolph, Richard Dove, Jack Hoffey, Tom Ramar, Roy Phipps, Arianne, Katherine Remy, Ronald Gregg, Nicole Adams
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli

Review brief: Although not the best movie of the era, Nothing To Hide may well be the quintessential Golden Age Classic. If youve ever wanted to know what separates the Golden Age movies from contemporary classics then look no further. The movie revolves around the relationship between Jack (John Leslie) and his slow witted/ retarded buddy, Lenny (Richard Pacheco). Jack is a smooth talking ladies man who effortlessly moves from one conquest to the next. Lenny, on the other hand, has no luck with the ladies - despite Jacks constant promises to set him up. However, when Lenny falls for a similarly awkward girl Jack has to face the prospect of life without his buddy. If your exposure to porn is limited to contemporary product either feature or gonzo this is going to be quite a change of pace. Even the narrative driven couples porn of today is a fair distance from movies such as this. For a start the sex scenes are far shorter than would be acceptable today (which, from a story telling perspective at least, is no bad thing).
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Barbara Broadcast (VCA)

Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 6/15/2003 by astroknight

Starring: Sharon Mitchell, Jamie Gillis, Bobby Astyr, Annette Haven, Constance Money, Cami Graham, Alan Marlow, Michael Gaunt, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, Camilla Farrell, Sybil Kingmaner, C.J. Laing, Wade Nichols, Zebedy Colt, David Savage, Suzanne Mcbain, Shirley Peters
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Henry Paris

Review brief: Running Time: 77 min. Production Date: 1977 Director: Henry Paris (aka Randy Metzger) Cast: Annette Haven, Sharon Mitchell, Loren Michaels, Constance Money, Suzanne McBain, Camilla Farrell, Sybil Kingmaner, C. J. Laing, Shirley Peters, Helen Wolf, Barbara Woodward, Jamie Gillis, Bobby Astyr, Alan Marlow, and Wade Nichols Initial Expectations: How could I not go into this DVD with high expectations? Initial Reaction: I waited way too long to watch this DVD. Who Should Watch It : Couples, fans of classic porn, and anybody wanting something different from the typical porn of today Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting an overabundance of a plot or nasty sex Audio /Video Quality: Despite Barbara Broadcast being over twenty five years old, the technical aspects are great throughout the feature. It looks and sounds every bit as good as many television shows and movies Ive seen from the same time period on TV. Although it was shot on film, theres very little grain and very few remnants that come across.
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Chocolate & Cream & the Fucking Machine

Release date: 8/25/2002
Reviewed on: 6/14/2003 by Joe Shaver


Studio: Hot Desert Knights


Review brief: Well, you must admit it has a catchy title. And if you are like me, you are wondering what, or who, the fucking machine is. We find out in the very first scene. Red haired bear, Eric Rogers, is lying back on a black platform getting special attention from Joey Reese and Rob Lowe. Both Joey and Rob are nice looking studs. (Rob was Bob in other films from this studio.) By the violent thrusting of their condom-less cocks into Erics ass they appear to be trying to drill him a new hole. Gentle, they aint. Its hard and rough and rape. They are fucking machines themselves. Joey is the first to drill into Eric and cums in his ass. When it is Robs turn to plow Eric, Joey decides to insert his cock in Robs ass as he is fucking. They call this a sandwich. (I thought it was called Lucky Pierre.) Now comes The Fucking Machine. This consists of a large black dildo affixed to a mechanical plunger that operates by electricity. A control knob can vary the speed of the thrust. The head of the dildo is inserted in Erics ass and the machine is turned on. The dildo then pumps in and out of the anus.
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Freshmen Feet

Release date: 4/28/2003
Reviewed on: 6/14/2003 by Joe Shaver


Studio: Bacchus


Review brief: For those of us into feet, the sight of a handsome male foot is second only to the sight of a handsome dick; and sucking toes is second only to sucking cock. There are more and more films that appeal to this particular fetish. Many of them make foot-sucking an end in itself, but the good ones know that shrimping is only a delightful addition to foreplay. This film does just that. Its from feet to meat in every scene and then on to the fucking. The first twosome waste no time! Its onto the bed and onto the feet and onto the dicks and on to the fucking. Then while in the missionary position the feet are in a position to be licked and sucked some more. Both are nice looking. Both are having fun. You will, too. The second scene has a bit of a set-up with a stud returning from the gym having hurt his ankle. His roomie begins by massaging it and then moves on to sucking the toes. Hes really good at it! Then when he moves up to sucking dick, we see hes good at that, too! This guy could give lessons in Advanced Cocksucking 201. Is it my turn? his partner asks.
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Servicing Sara

Release date: 6/15/2003
Reviewed on: 6/14/2003 by astroknight

Starring: Sindee Coxx, Steve Hatcher, Roxanne Hall, Blake Palmer, Rio, Kimi Lixx, Cameron, Herschel Savage, Foxy Lady, Juliana Kincaid, Anna Mills
Studio: VCA
Directed by: Wit Maverick

Review brief: Running Time: 96 min. Production Date: 01 / 2003 Director: Wit Maverick Cast: Juliana Kincaid, Cameron Cain, Roxanne Hall, Kimi Lixx, Foxy Lady, Rio, Sindee Coxx, Anna Mills, Blake Palmer, Herschel Savage, Steve Hatcher, Guy and Baz Initial Expectations: I really like Juliana Kincaid and Kimi Lixx, and Wit Maverixk has been pretty good behind the camera. Im going into this one with decent expectations. Initial Reaction: Its a pretty typical porno. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Juliana Kincaid and anybody wanting a stereotypical porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a movie that really stands out in some way artistically or sexually Audio /Video Quality: As usual, VCA has put some nice effort into their technical aspects. The audio is clear and well balanced, without any sign of background noises. The video has a slightly soft feel, and although theres quite a few shadows, they seem natural and tastefully done rather than making the feature feel cobbled together by somebody who didnt know what they were doing.
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