Sailor & The 7 Ballz Review

Reviewed by Sweet Dave  on  7/25/2003

OK, this might be the strangest anime title I've ever seen. The idea of hentai Sailor Moon stories is hardly unusual to anime fans. Heck, I've even written a few lemons myself! And the idea of a "anime world' that includes characters from other anime projects is also a common idea. Thus, as a Sailor Moon fan who still has a Sailor Venus wall scroll hanging on my wall, when I heard of this title, I had to see it.

The concept behind Sailor and the 7 Ballz is a common one; Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask are getting married and everyone is coming to the wedding. That means Sailor Mercury comes, and happens to service Tux's organ. Sailor Jupiter and Mars cuddle and couple in their bedroom. Sailor Venus and Goku of DBZ have a rendezvous in an elevator. And the wedding itself turns into a full-on orgy.

However, Sailor and the Seven Ballz is animated so poorly that this idea is ruined. In many ways it's more of a pop=up book with movable pages than a real animated movie. One reviewer compared 7 Ballz to South Park; that's the worst insult ever given to South Park as Cartman and the gang are Pixar-quality compared to 7 Ballz.

Nevertheless, I loved Sailor and the Seven Ballz. I could have been block stills with balloon dialogue boxes and I would have loved it. It's the Sailor Scouts having sex; I've waited years to see that, and despite the mediocre quality, it's still great. Even average animation would have made this perfect, yet even with the worse animation in anime, it's still better than most titles out there.