gonzoguy's Movie Reviews with Trailers (64 - page 2)
Release date: 12/21/2009
Reviewed on: 4/10/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Mike John, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Steven French, Mark Zane, Tim Von Swine, Claire Robbins, Mike Hash, Jessica Moore, Carolyn Reese, Hooks, D. Snoop, Vanessa Leon, Sierra Skye, Piper Brady, Delilah Darling
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Why do we watch porn? Because we think it might provide us some ... well, some "jerkoff material." Which is why I watched "Jerkoff Material #4," first because it's porn, second because it's produced by people known for turning out some hot stuff, and third because it figured (with a name like that) to provide some jerkoff material. So much for modern math.
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Release date: 1/18/2010
Reviewed on: 4/3/2010
Studio: Combat Zone
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Starring: Sledge Hammer, Cuntre Pipes, Dick James, Jon Jon, Toney, Hooks, Ice Cold, Tatiana Kush, Sonya Sage, Capone
Directed by: Tom Moore
Review brief: Perhaps no more aptly titled disc has spent so little time in my DVD player. I've done my public service, so spare yourself my pain.
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Release date: 3/1/2010
Reviewed on: 4/3/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Frank Gun, Vivien, Nick Lang, James Brossman, Linda, Rita Faltoyano, Esmeralda, Csoky Ice, Suzan Wenera, Mugur, Vinnie, Linda Brown
Directed by: Raul Cristian
Review brief: After awhile, I lose the ability to rate some of this stuff. The audio and video quality are top rate, the sets are nice, even the women have a polished quality to their MILFness. But it's a chill drill, which is no thrill.
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Release date: 11/2/2009
Reviewed on: 3/12/2010
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Frank Gun, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Marcel, James Brossman, Linda, Thomas Stone, Sunny Green, Roly Reeves, Lauro Giotto, Titus Steel, Ricardo Bell, Wein Lewis, Csoky Ice, Candy Cat, Anabel, Vito Corleone, Mugur, Pink Pussy, Helena Sweet, Rudy Strong, Mr. Clark, Kitty Brown, Reinhardt, Madaline, Petra Pearl, Jessica Brooks
Directed by: Raul Cristian
Review brief: The chill is on, and the thrill is gone. Euro cocksmen paint Euro sluts after wooden, formulaic mini-bangs.
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Release date: 10/13/2009
Reviewed on: 11/25/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Lee Bang, Hooks, D. Snoop, Kristina Rose, Andy San Dimas, Vanessa Leon, Lilly Lovely, Sierra Skye, Gracie Glam
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Lots of facial goop, delivered in a fairly formulaic fashion. If goop is what you want, then goop is what you'll get. But we do have to ask: How much goop is enough goop?
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Release date: 6/1/2009
Reviewed on: 10/23/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Frank Gun, Nick Lang, Frank Major, James Brossman, Claudia Bella, Valentina Velasquez, Thomas Stone, Sunny Green, Lauro Giotto, Cony Ferrara, Jasmine Rouge, Titus Steel, Csoky Ice, Jennifer Love, Mugur, Raul Cristian, July, Bobi, Totti, Reinhardt, Martin Schneider, Viktoria Diamond
Directed by: Raul Cristian
Review brief: Hot Euro sluts take on groups of four to seven buffed-out Euro studs, doing the blow bang thang until the guys spackle the ladies' faces. If you like gooey mug shots, this delivers.
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Release date: 8/24/2009
Reviewed on: 9/11/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Charley Chase, Lee Bang, Kaci Starr, Hooks, D. Snoop, Jessica Bangkok, Amy Starz, Katie St. Ives
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Review brief: A mini-gang bang collection featuring some cute but not particularly top-tier starlets, fairly familiar rondelay fucking and the requisite oral pops. Breaks no new ground, so the appeal is purely in whatever connection the viewer brings to the ladies.
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Release date: 5/26/2009
Reviewed on: 9/5/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Rico Strong, Adrianna Nicole, Dana DeArmond, Bobbi Starr, Andi Anderson, Aletta Ocean, Kiera King
Directed by: Alexander DeVoe
Review brief: This is a star vehicle, with the star residing just south of Rico's beltline. DeVoe assembles a top-notch lineup of anal appetites to take Rico on. Who destroys who is the question.
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Release date: 5/19/2009
Reviewed on: 9/5/2009
Studio: Diabolic
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Starring: Kylie Ireland, Cindy Crawford, Ariana Jollee, Eva Angelina, Teagan Presley, Courtney Cummz, Brianna Love, Sophie Dee, Rebeca Linares, Luscious Lopez, Alektra Blue, Jenny Hendrix, Roxy Deville, Lexi Belle, Aubrey Addams, Sasha Grey, Diana Doll, Britney Stevens, Bobbi Starr, Jayden Jaymes, Maya Gates, Alexis Texas, Shawna Lenee, Missy Stone, AnnMarie Rios
Review brief: If you believe the cover, you get more than 150 pop shots. I didn't count them, but there were a lot. If that's your cup of tea (hmm, nothing like a fresh cup of pop shots), then go for it.
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Release date: 6/1/2009
Reviewed on: 6/20/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Brittney Skye, Jamie Brooks, Nautica Thorn, Nadia Styles, Sunny Lane, Andi Anderson, Madison Ivy, Allyssa Hall
Directed by: Jules Jordan
Review brief: The latest in a long line of suck-and-swallow vignette discs, FF10 delivers copious loads and full cum-guts, engaging some of the loveliest ladies in porn. That said, it's pretty formulaic stuff, and not all the performers bring the same degree of heat to the meat.
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Release date: 5/18/2009
Reviewed on: 6/6/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Hooks, D. Snoop, Jessica Bangkok, Chayse Evans, Eden Adams, Dia Zerva, London Keyes, Heather Huntley, Laci Laine, Cali Couture
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Chock full of cock, another in the Mike John / Tim Von Swine collaborative blow bang series. Some cute ladies, doing some decent dick work and taking fairly copious face blastings. Worth a jerk.
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Release date: 12/22/2008
Reviewed on: 3/31/2009
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Mr. Marcus, Steve Holmes, Jada Fire, Mr. Pete, Steven French, Marie Luv, James Deen, Rebeca Linares, Bobbi Starr, Hannah West, Emma Heart, Tatiana Kush
Directed by: Mike John
Review brief: Not to sound too cynical, but this is basically another anal movie. Mike John produces some great video, but this didn't break any new ground (no pun intended). Pretty ladies, lots of anal activity, but you may feel, as I did, that it's all been said and done before.
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Release date: 6/17/2008
Reviewed on: 11/12/2008
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Frank Gun, Nick Lang, James Brossman, Anthony Hardwood, Lisa Sparkle, Lauro Giotto, Titus Steel, Nikki Rider, Csoky Ice, Mugur, Regina Moon, Baby Silver, Reinhardt, Black Angelika, Alien, Antynia Rouge
Directed by: Raul Cristian
Review brief: Euro whore meet Euro studs for Euro blow-banging with audible Euro direction leading up to Euro facials. Messy facials, usually the result of five Euro-pops. But, as in all things facial, not every facial is equal. That's where we reviewer types come in -- to help you determine how good and whether or not they're worth chasing down.
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Release date: 9/8/2008
Reviewed on: 11/3/2008
Studio: Jules Jordan Video
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Starring: Steve Taylor [I], Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mark Zane, Johnny Fender, Tim Von Swine, Mike Hash, Adrianna Nicole, Darryl Hanah, Rucca Page, Carolyn Reese, Claire Dames, Cassandra Calogera, Allie Foster
Directed by: Mike John, Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Combined gorgeous, big-titted women with copious face baths, and what's not to love? For fans of blow bangs and busty beauties and semi-monster facials, this delivers an abundance of stroke-worthy material.
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Release date: 9/5/2008
Reviewed on: 10/29/2008
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Mark Davis, John Strong, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Jenna Haze, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Ramon Nomar, Michael Stefano, Ben English, Gianna Michaels, Nautica Thorn, Melissa Lauren, Vanessa Lane, Brother Love, Kaiya Lynn, Sadie Summers, Alex Gonz, Maya Hills, Tia Tanaka, Mike Adriano, Annette Schwarz, Allison Pierce, Mia Lelani, Evelyn Lin, Whitney Stevens, Britney Stevens, Presley Maddox, Carmel Moore, Ashley Jensen, Bree Olson, Ellie Idol, Anna Lee, Stephanie Cane, Alexis Texas, Jordan Ash, Kadence Kailey, Courtney James, Tia Thomas, Morgan Layne, Manuel Jeannin
Review brief: A comp vehicle for 27 scenes pulled from other Digital Sin discs. You'll find some tasty women and some decent action here, but all in all, it's nothing exceptional. Most of the scenes are one-on-ones and leave you thinking you've seen this all before, and before, and before.
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Release date: 8/13/2008
Reviewed on: 10/18/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Gianna Michaels, Ricki Raxxx, Alexis Silver, Sara Jay, Adrianna Nicole, Velicity Von, Chavon Taylor, Riley Evans, Renae Cruz, Claire Dames, Evie Delatosso, Ryder Skye, Sienna West, Angelina Valentine, Alanna Ackerman, Violet Adamson
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Thanks to a lineup of some of the hottest big tit stars in the game today, it's hard not find some compelling visuals in this disk. It's just hard to get hard.
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Release date: 8/26/2008
Reviewed on: 10/15/2008
Studio: Vouyer Media
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Starring: Jack Napier, Gianna Michaels, Trina Michaels, Claire Dames, Jordan Kingsley, Kali West
Directed by: Jack Napier
Review brief: Vouyer contract dick Jack Napier meets four top-heavy tarts, goes solo on each, and (surprise, surprise) cums. So, what's unusual about that? On the face of it, not much. But big and big can, in some minds, equal big-squared.
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Release date: 9/10/2008
Reviewed on: 10/8/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Mark Wood, Gianna Michaels, Nikki Hilton, Madison Young, Aubrey Addams, Priva, Jessie Jolie, Jaelyn Fox, Chayse Evans, Eden Adams
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Throat, throat and more throat. This latest in the line offers up a collection of beauties with a penchant for deep dick. At least that's that's the idea. Some really do love it. Some tolerate it. For them that does, the viewing is good. For them that seems a little shy of taking it way down low, well, there are moments even there to enjoy.
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Release date: 6/23/2008
Reviewed on: 8/25/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, John Strong, Dick Nasty, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Jazz Duro, Tone Capone, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Rebeca Linares, Ryan Knox, Mike Hash, Alex Gonz, Steve James, Lee Bang, Kyanna Lee, Joe Blow, Dahlia Denyle, Hooks, Jack Vegas, D. Snoop, Jason Brown, Dhalia Denyle, Claudia Downs, Beverly Hills, Addison Lee (2008-2015), Davie Drehyden, Addison Lee
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Just when you thought no one could come up with a new concept, Jake Malone gives us the mini-bukkake-while-getting-fucked kink. So, one guy gets to fuck the female lead(s), and other guys wander in from off camera to dump loads on her face. There are some good loads, and the ladies get nicely drilled, so the question here is whether this particular twist on the gang bang turns your crank.
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Release date: 7/3/2008
Reviewed on: 8/22/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Tricia Devereaux, Jules Jordan, Rocco Siffredi, Lexington Steele, Naomi, Andrew, Frank Gun, Nacho Vidal, Chris Charming, Nick Lang, Voodoo, Belladonna, Kelly Stafford, Manuel Ferrara, Avy Scott, Jazz Duro, Sandra Romain, Eva Angelina, Melissa Lauren, Holly Wellin, Mia Rose, James Deen, Jack Venice, Phat Zane, Derrick Pierce, Cherry Jul, Marco Banderas, Tarra White, Olivier Sanchez, Dana DeArmond, Sasha Grey, John Espizedo, Nikki Jayne, Gabriella Mai
Review brief: As a legal defense fund-raiser, John "Buttman" Stagliano has compiled what some might see as a greatest hits vehicle, but when you think how subjective the terms "greatest" and "hits" are (each of us has our own idea of hot and not), then it might be more accurate to call this a smorgasbord of stellar porn from one of the great and most consistent porn studios on the planet. It's a great way to sample vids you may never have seen, and taste the directorial talents and styles of every director working for Evil Angel -- and Jules Jordan, to boot.
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Release date: 10/4/2006
Reviewed on: 6/21/2008
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Denice K., Savannah Stern, Courtney Simpson, Vanessa Figueroa, Aubrey Addams
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: Five scenes with multiple pops to the face of each "teen." Courtney Simpson and Aubrey Addams are cute. The other women, well, they shouldn't quit their day jobs.
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Release date: 4/14/2008
Reviewed on: 5/26/2008
Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: Ramon, Erik Everhard, Michael Stefano, Gianna Michaels, Jennifer Dark, Lexi Bardot, Annette Schwarz, Johnny Sins
Review brief: Put Gianna in the picture, and I'm there. She is this reviewer's dream date. But even though Gianna appears in six scenes totaling, as the cover says, "over 3 hours," I couldn't help coming away disappointed. This is pretty routine stuff. I couldn't help feeling that the performers were just ... performing. Low heat equals no meat beat.
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Release date: 2/13/2008
Reviewed on: 3/29/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Alex Sanders, John West, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Velvet Rose, Arcadia, Trent Soluri, Joe Rock, Jay Lassiter, Jenner, Raven Black, Mike Hash, Adrianna Nicole, Marco Banderas, Lana Croft, Carmella Bing, Annette Schwarz, Swiss Balls, Jack Fountain, Emma Heart, Ralph Long
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Jonni Darko's latest entry in the blow bang category, this disc delivers great throat action, lots of "wet food" -- including copious amounts of throat drool -- and several hot ladies. Sloppy facials abound, which is why we come here. It's well-lit, deftly lensed, top-drawer porn -- for those who like blow bangs, and whose tastes lean to a range of female talent. So, for some guys, individual ladies may not appeal, and their scenes might justify (as it did in my assessment) a slightly lower rating than the disc would have justified if all the women were 10-plus scorchin'. Still, this is well worth the investment -- of dime, and time -- to add your goo to the pool on screen.
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Release date: 1/30/2008
Reviewed on: 3/28/2008
Studio: Vouyer Media
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Starring: Jack Napier, Rebeca Linares, Maya Hills, Crissy Moon, Faye Reagan, La'Rin Lane
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: A massive three-disc release featuring one girl per disc, each run through a gauntlet of Gomers. For people wanting to work on their math skills, Vouyer helps them practice addition -- adding up the pops as each disc progresses. Attention viewers: Did you get the same "load consumption total" at the end of the disc that the producer did? You didn't? Rewind. Maya Hills shines in an anal expedition, Faye Valentine gulps a gallon of goo, and Crissy Moon struggles to compete.
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Release date: 12/18/2007
Reviewed on: 3/8/2008
Studio: Anabolic
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Starring: Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jay Ashley, Chris Charming, Joel Lawrence, Steve Holmes, Biff Malibu, Justin Long, Van Damage, Aurora Snow, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Ian Scott, Chris Mountain, Brian Pumper, Sascha, Talon, Chanel Chavez, Otto Bauer, Buster Good, Trent Soluri, Alec Knight, James Deen, Joe Rock, Will Powers, Trevor Thompson, Frank Black, Jenner, Maya Hills, Jon Jon, C.J. Wright, Niya Yu
Directed by: Christopher Alexander
Review brief: The latest -- and for some, much-anticipated -- release in the series that, way back in 1992, formalized the trend to crowded rooms, more crowded pussies. Sadly, this release just doesn't rise to the level of previous productions.
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