gonzoguy's Movie Reviews with Trailers (64 - page 3)
Release date: 11/21/2006
Reviewed on: 12/22/2007
Studio: XCartel
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Starring: Alex Sanders, Rick Masters, Kitty, Johnny Thrust, Gianna Michaels, Savannah Stern, Stacy Thorn, Jenner, Adrianna Nicole, Liv Wylder, Sindee Jennings, Samantha Rose, Natasha Stone, Michelle Ryan
Directed by: Alex Sanders
Review brief: For fans of the "extreme suck fest" (as the cover describes it) school of porn, this latest installment from Alex Sanders will hit the mark. But it's definitely a niche thing, not for the faint of heart.
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Release date: 10/16/2006
Reviewed on: 12/22/2007
Studio: VCA
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Starring: Joey, Tony T., Brett Rockman, Sascha, Steven French, Kurt Lockwood, Hollie Stevens, Melissa Lauren, Scott Nails, Flower Tucci, Kelly Wells, Alicia Angel, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Martin Del Toro
Review brief: An attractive cast of performers -- male and female, with good wood on the male side -- dance through a quartet of scenes linked by little more than Kelly Wells and a Mini-DV camera turns in some decent sex marred by an excess of bad porn dialogue and some less-than-hot finishing touches.
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Release date: 10/22/2007
Reviewed on: 12/21/2007
Studio: Vouyer Media
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Starring: Melanie Scott [I] (2000s), Evie Delatosso, Rosario Stone, Jenae Kae, Carmella Santiago
Directed by: Donnie Cabo
Review brief: So much porn content is focused on the blonde hottie, but this collection of vignettes features the dark-haired beauties with roots south of the border -- sometimes two, three, even five roots. By all appearances, Latinas love cock, too. And cocks love Latinas.
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Release date: 7/17/2007
Reviewed on: 10/9/2007
Studio: Vouyer Media
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Starring: Sandra Romain, Shy Love, Harmony Rose, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Donnie Cabo
Review brief: This is supposed to leverage some humor out of the idea of the "mopes" -- the just-off-the-street goofs who will gladly pop for $20 while they wait for their next car-wash job. It's not funny, just a typical badly acted excuse to get into some sex that isn't particularly novel, but at least leads to some messy facials. Don't bother buying, but may be worth renting. Just use the fast forward to get past the purported acting.
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Release date: 7/10/2007
Reviewed on: 9/28/2007
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: David Perry, Erik Everhard, Dillon, Franco Roccaforte, Toni Ribas, Nikki Benz, Jessica Moore, Chloe Delaure, Lorena Aquino, Janaina Paes
Directed by: Chris Streams
Review brief: A series of five vignettes, each built around a single female performer, sometimes involving two guys. The theme here is moisture, so each scene does something to liquefy your imagination. The women are pretty hot, all in all, although one might quibble, depending on personal preferences.
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Release date: 5/21/2007
Reviewed on: 9/19/2007
Studio: Vengeance
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Starring: Ramon, Holly Wellin, Veronica Jett, Shane Diesel, Jacky Joy, Isabella Pacino, Mia Grey
Directed by: Brother Love
Review brief: A series of vignettes built around girls who encounter big dicks, driven by Ramon and Shane Diesel. Oddly, the extras make the disc.
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Release date: 6/1/2007
Reviewed on: 9/4/2007
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Sindy Lange, Shane Diesel, Krystal Jordan, Amina Amore, Isabella Pacino, Alyssa Jordan
Directed by: Brother Love
Review brief: Fans of big dicks and single chicks, rejoice. Otherwise, try to suppress a yawn. The performers, if based on nothing but their "Behind the Scenes" interviews, appear to be having a good time riding the substantial rod of Shane Diesel. But this collection of five vignettes featuring five women with the same Shane breaks no new ground. Tell me if you haven't seen this before, dozens of times.
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Release date: 8/22/2007
Reviewed on: 8/27/2007
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Juan Cuba, Kayla Marie, Johnny Fender, Lefty, Lee Bang, Chelsie Rae, Joe Blow, Ricki White, Swiss, Fayth Deluca, Claire Dames, D. Snoop
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: The latest in Juan Cuba's entry to the blowbang-to-facial subgenre, this DVD plays nicely on the tube -- the one you're watching, and one in your hand. The girls are cute, they get nicely mayo'ed, and the viewer can fairly easily place himself there to minister his own load to the lovely lassies.
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Release date: 4/12/2006
Reviewed on: 8/8/2007
Studio: Bad Seed
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Starring: Mika Tan, Nicole Moore, Nyomi Marcela, Deja Daire, Vanilla Skye, Ava Ramon, Flower Tucci, Jasmine Byrne, Nikki Hilton, Luscious Lopez, Marquetta Jewel
Directed by: Ronnie James
Review brief: This is a fairly average vehicle for one-on-one blowjob vignettes. That said, the women are attractive, show a genuine enthusiasm for their work, and get the guys to nice, messy finishes. Oddly enough, the most enjoyable part of the film is the behind the scenes extra, with interviews of each of the girls. None of them impresses as particularly brilliant or even talented when it comes to acting, so their simple, straightforward -- and apparently sincere -- comments about how much they love sucking cock and the moment when the guy cums impressed this reviewer. Others may get a different impression, or come away thinking they were just saying what the director (Ronnie James) wanted them to say, but I got the real sense that these ladies would be fun to spend time in bed with -- trading tongue treatment, as it were. For that, it gets a plus mark, but for the lack of originality in staging, there's nothing here to lift it above a gazillion others.
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Release date: 12/15/2006
Reviewed on: 7/25/2007
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Zoe, Veronica Stone, Lorena Sanchez, Aubrey Addams, Isis Ray, Gabriella Romano, Leighlani Red
Directed by: Juan Cuba
Review brief: It's all about the blow bangs and the facials in this Juan Cuba product. A few of the women are cute enough to gain entry to our fantasies, but a couple should go back to Wal-Mart. And whatever heat may have been generated in a couple of scenes goes frosty, fast, when the young ladies attempt what they must consider acting slutty. Still, there's a couple of hot facials, and one deep throat scene that alone would be worth a rental.
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Release date: 4/11/2007
Reviewed on: 7/16/2007
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Isabella, Veronica Stone, Alexa Lynn, Gia Givanna, Tiffany Price
Review brief: If you're going to produce a series, you would think each successive release would get better. This one proves less than the original. It may be time for Platinum X to shelve this title, before someone comes along and picks it up in a plastic bag.
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Release date: 11/20/2006
Reviewed on: 7/16/2007
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Amber Rayne, Aubrey Addams, Britney Stevens, Richelle Ryan, Tawni Ryden
Directed by: Claudio Maloney
Review brief: Fairly formulaic mini-blow bang vignette vehicle, each chapter ending with a series of oral pops and swallows. Amber Rayne shines with her oral skills, but ought to cool the alley-cat verbal.
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Release date: 4/22/2006
Reviewed on: 7/12/2007
Studio: Devil's Film
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Starring: Luciana, Nadine, Carolina, Patricia, Nikki Sun, Marie Luv, Simone Peach, Megan Ford, Nikki Dark, Lucy Maira
Review brief: A comp that isn't as advertised -- only one of the four clips included is from a Teen Gang Bang titles, and each scene features one woman with just three guys. OK, maybe that's a gang, and maybe that's a gang on a budget, but compared to other gang bang titles, it's lacking.
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Release date: 1/2/2006
Reviewed on: 7/12/2007
Studio: Devil's Film
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Starring: Jennifer, Ariana Jollee
Review brief: Devil's Film repackages two prior releases into a double bill, but is more of a mediocre thing really a good deal? Jenifer, the focus of attention for the first 50 guys, is robotic and lackluster. Ariana Jolee gets the second collection of Euro boys, and makes more of her time on screen. Still, it's hard to believe anyone is really into either of these marathon exercises in the art of the internal -- or occasionally on the doorstep -- pop shots.
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Release date: 2/6/2004
Reviewed on: 7/20/2004
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: Allysin Chaynes, David Perry, Rayveness, Mark Wood, Sophie Evans, Claudio Meloni, Lea de Mae, Trinity, Nika, Sabrina Black, Nina Dolci, Avy Scott, Jennifer Luv, Sharon Babe, Victoria Givens, Christie Leigh, Jane Darling, Kurt Lockwood, Tristan Seagal, Steve Hooper, Dark Angel, Fallon Sommers, Laura Lion, Sarah Blue, Serena South, Shayna Knight, Vicky Vette, Hollie Stevens, Barbara Summer, Lucy Love, Tracy Kelly, Daria Glower, Sandra De Marco, Maria Sun, Shy Love, Sharka Blue, Joachim Kessef, Nicki Hunter, Dieter Von Stein, Diana Doll
Review brief: Compilations are a bit like a menu that promises all steak, no potatoes. Too bad, then, that this comp delivers more potatoes than steak. That assessment may be influenced by a generation gap. Or it may be a simple statement of fact. Depends on what gets you going, and little about this vid got me going. Why might that be? Sorry, but nothing about skanky women of average to below-average looks, sporting tongue studs, navel studs, labia studs -- hell, more hardware than Ace -- is appealing to me. Then there's the disturbing habit of low-rent porno skanks to overact, as if we really believe they're having a great time when they moan louder and repeatedly the same lame come-ons or exclamations. If they'r really feeling it, they don't need -- won't be able to -- tell us about it.
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