Gabriel Nine's Hustler Movie Reviews (16)
Release date: 8/30/2004
Reviewed on: 11/28/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Robert Rosenberg, Alain Deloin, Katka, James Brossman, Titof, Ian Scott, Yasmine Fitzgerald, Bob Terminator, Reda, Roly Reeves, Danni, Sarah Blue, Melissa Lauren, Agota, Jitka
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Hustler XXX 26 Hustler So what's Pierre Woodman up to these days? Hustler says nothing and just keeps the stockpiled smut coming with another edition of this all-sex series. No plot, no scenarios, just straight-up sex scenes with beautiful girls. I Play With Dicks Better Than I Play Piano The first thing you'll notice is the intellectual approach to presentation. The second thing will be Katka (AKA Sarah/Sara Blue) posing for Pierre's camera. The beautiful blonde sits at a piano and is encouraged by Pierre to show off her small boobs, full thighs and big ass from under the little dress and feather boa (?) she wears.
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Release date: 9/3/2004
Reviewed on: 11/20/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: J.P.X., Sebastian Barrio, Titof, Bob Terminator, Anastasia Christ, Lauro Giotto, Sharka Blue, Claudia Adams, Simony Diamond, Nicole (Czech)
Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: Hard Currency Hustler Hard Currency seems to be a title chosen at random for this Patrick Handsome feature, consisting as it does of largely unrelated sex scenes seemingly visualised by JPX, presumably as an author tapping away at his laptop. Even this tiny synopsis fleshes out the anorexic plot (using the term extremely loosely here) beyond the movie's paltry effort. I really wonder why they bother.
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Release date: 5/6/2004
Reviewed on: 10/31/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Alain Deloin, Kevin Long, Claudio Meloni, Pascal St. James, Katerina, Bob Terminator, Tristan Seagal, Joachim Kessef, Anita Queen, Demonia, Liliane Tiger, Kristina Blonde, Jennifer Stone, Jolly, Lucy Lee (ambiguous), Djiana
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Manipulation (Hustler) "Whatever happened to Private?" is an often-posed question, but I am more concerned in this review with a similar query about one of their former stalwarts. Since joining up with Larry Flynt at Hustler, my perception would be that increasing cynicism and decreasing quality have been the overriding features of Pierre's productions. Granted that for some viewers - and in some regards I am one of them - his style always was an acquired taste, it has still been disappointing to see his standards slipping and interest in his work waning. It used to be the case that the latest Woodman epic was the most anticipated porn release of the year.
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Release date: 9/3/2004
Reviewed on: 10/17/2004
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Yvonne, Sarah, Dillion Day, Christina Bella, Neeo, Denis Marti, Claudia Ferrari, Claudia Rossi, George Reno, Angel Dark, Ellen Saint
Directed by: Denis Marti
Review brief: The Professianals 5 Hustler While it might be disappointing to find no curly permed macho cops rolling over the bonnet of a Ford Capri in this fifth instalment of Denis Marti's popular Professianals series, there's significant consolation in the form of gorgeous girls involved in anal sex scenes, set up with a gentle touch of crime/spy thriller style. Elen Saint & Yvonne The first scene has an odd little set up, introduced by Mr Smith, I believe (AKA Michael Chapman in Rocco's Fuckin' Funny), and located in the theatre or concert hall seen in various movies from Killer Pussy 15 to Private's Theatre of Lust - may well be the location for that Prague Erotic Show each Autumn.
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Release date: 7/13/2003
Reviewed on: 8/20/2003
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Crystal, Mona Lisa, Alain Deloin, Kevin Long, Carol, Sebastian Barrio, Titof, Claudia Bella, Pascal St. James, Tristan Seagal, Veronika Vanoza, Lenka Gaborova
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Hustler XXX 19 Studio: Hustler Director: Pierre Woodman Cast: Mona Lisa, Vishna, Marcella, Claudia, Carole, Anoushka, Alain Deloin, Sebastian Barrio, Titof, Kevin Long, Pascal St. James, Tristan Running time: 2hrs 3mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Disc Features: Slide show, Woodman interview, trailers The doe eyesthe long hairthe smooth-skinned curvesit can mean only one thing. Pierre Woodman has found more gorgeous young things for the lecherous gentleman to drool over. Shake Me Baby, Shake Me The above description applies to the first girl, Mona Lisa; a very pretty youngster who I am guessing is Brazilian.
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Release date: 6/17/2003
Reviewed on: 8/13/2003
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Sarah, David Perry, Alain Deloin, Kevin Long, Claudio Meloni, Titof, Pascal St. James, Ian Scott, Bob Terminator, Thalia, Rady, George Reno, Joachim Kessef, Djana, Jolly (slovak)
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Anal Intensive 7 Studio: Hustler Director: Pierre Woodman Cast: Jolly, Rady, Ellen, Lucie, Djiana, Bob Terminator, Pascal St James, Titof, Kevin Long, Yann Scott, Joachim, David Perry, Jiri, Claudio Meloni, Alain Deloin Running time: 2hrs 2mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Anal sex and lots of it is the order of the day in this no-frills production from Pierre Woodman. Jolly Pierre calls her Martina, and the man who supplies Hustler's usual idiotic American voiceovers (perhaps uniquely idiotic in an industry where insulting the viewers' intelligence is the rule, not the exception) even quips about this ID confusion.
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Release date: 4/17/2003
Reviewed on: 7/13/2003
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Joe, Kelly, Karl Ben, Dana, Lea Farlow, Alexa May, Ricardo Bell, Olena, Gary Boldiszar
Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: High Octane 12 Studio: Hustler Director: Patrick Handsome Cast: Chimerey Sandra (AKA Eva, Alexandra etc), Osana Zuta, Roda Kecks, Lena Renko, Martalina (AKA Amanda), Eunice Deke, Hari Jozef, Boldizar (AKA Gary), Dick Dart, Chico Fazul (AKA Carlos, Karl Ben) Running time: 1hr 27mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 In the box cover blurb for this entry in the supposedly film noir style series, Hustler promise big things but as usual the wary viewer must take such hype with more than a pinch of salt. For while the girls are indeed beautiful and the sex is as explicit as one might desire, the truth is some distance from High Octane's bold box cover claims.
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Release date: 3/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/23/2003
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Angel, Yasmine, Alicia, Sophie, Alain Deloin, Vivienne, Suzie, J.P.X., James Brossman, Titof, Pascal St. James, Sabrine Maui, Yasmine Fitzgerald, Bob Terminator, Drimla, Greg Centauro, Electra, Vanessa Richards, Sophie (Hungarian), Suzie (Hungarian), Pocahontas
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Hustler Exxxotica Box Set (inc. Volumes 1 & 2) Studio: Hustler Director: Pierre Woodman Cast: Volume 1 - Drimla, Angel, Pokahontas, Electra, Nikolett, Sabrine Maui, Pascal St James, Bob Terminator, Alain Deloin, Titof, Greg Centauro Volume 2 - Vivienne, Drimla, Sophie, Alicia, Sabrine Maui, Suzie, Bob Terminator, Alain Deloin, Titof, JPX, James Brossman Running time: Volume 1 - 1hr 50mins Volume 2 - 1hr 45mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Two volumes of glossy vignette-based porn shot in lush tropical hotspots make up this box set. However, when Hustler say "collector's edition box set" what they really mean is "the regular discs plus a cardboard box". Great.
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Release date: 2/25/2003
Reviewed on: 3/31/2003
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Lilly, Alicia, Alain Deloin, Lucia, J.P.X., Pascal St. James, Orsolya, Bob Terminator, Drimla, Angie Scott, Sophie Paris, Phillipe D., Csoky Ice, Suzie (Hungarian), Gabriella Tchekan, Lyty Berty, Alicia Klerk
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Hustler Platinum 5: Arsenic part 2 Studio: Hustler Director: Pierre Woodman Cast: Orsolya, Lucia, Lilly, Gabriella Tchekan, Suzie, Sophie, Drimla, Alain Deloin, Pascal St James, Philippe Duroc, Bob Terminator, JPX Running time: 1hr 45mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Though I missed part 1 of this murder-mystery thriller from Pierre Woodman, I hardly feel disadvantaged, for two reasons. One, this concluding part opens with a five-minute recap of part one. Two, as is evident from this recap, part two is much like part one in consisting largely of hardcore sex with the slender thread of plot spun out to beyond breaking point.
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Release date: 10/28/2002
Reviewed on: 12/14/2002
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Maria [I] (ambiguous), Betty, Nikki Montana, Moonlight, Lauro Giotto, Paulo, Ricardo Bell, Lara Angel, Nicolette Pal, Gary Boldiszar
Directed by: Patrick Handsome
Review brief: High Octane 9 Studio: Hustler Director: Patrick Handsome Cast: Julia, Maria, Teresa (Nikki Montana), Antonia, Betty, Silvia, Gary, other guys Running time: 1hr 43mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 As Hustler tries to bill High Octane as some kind of porno film noir series (which it may well be in other editions, I don't know) I expected to have to write about the story as well as the sex. But seeing as director Patrick Handsome just lets the plot about the kidnap of a businessman's wife sink without trace amid the gaggle of gorgeous girls, so I shall do likewise in the review.
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Release date: 7/31/2002
Reviewed on: 9/21/2002
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Ice, Dick McGee, Fantasy, Tease, Nika, Domineko, John E. Depth, Nautica, D. Sparky
Directed by: D. Sparky
Review brief: Black & Wild 4 Hustler Directed by D. Sparky Starring: Ice, Tease, Nautica, Nika Chanel, Fantasy, John E Depth, Mr Marcus, Domineko. Appearances by D. Sparky & Dick McGee Running time: 1hr 32mins A guy called Dick McGee ad-libs an intro to this all-sex, all-black movie - apparently they're seeking a contract girl for Inner City Squad Productions and this is the audition. His babbling is a laugh, but director D. Sparky echoes my thoughts when he pops out from behind the camera, saying, "Let's get to fucking". Nautica On hand are hopeful Nautica and stud John E. Depth. She has big eyes and a relatively tight body with a few tattoos. Having John strip for her warms her up - daftly shot from behind his back. She daintily sucks his cock, and then suddenly she's nude, climbing aboard his big dick. She works her ass; he lifts her up, still fucking her and lays her down in missionary to fuck some more. Her pussy looks tight and wet.
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Release date: 7/10/2002
Reviewed on: 8/13/2002
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Alain Deloin, Steve Holmes, Agnes, Sebastian Barrio, Greg Centauro, Adrienn
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: HUSTLER XXX 13 Hustler Directed by Pierre Woodman Starring: Solange, Roanita, Liza Quinn, Kinga, Adrienne, Sylvia, Zick, Titof, Greg, Pascal St James, Bob Terminator, Sebastian Barrio, Chris Mountain, JPX, Steve Holmes, Alain Deloin Running time: 2hrs 31mins A further substantial helping of no messing hardcore from Pierre Woodman, as he introduces another selection of attractive women to some "good cock". No story, no tropical locations, just a little bit of tease and a whole lot of hard sex. Really Busy At The Office Solange is the star, a very pretty blonde with a great smile and a cheeky attitude. She shows off her sexy lingerie and then demands to be fucked by busy boys Titof and Greg. After getting down to suck cock, very nicely as it happens, she then slips off her dress and spreads shapely stockinged thighs to allow Greg to eat her little pussy - sound like she likes that - and then fuck her, while she sucks Titof. There's a certain little frisson about it as she lies on the desk so Titof can mount her.
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Release date: 5/30/2002
Reviewed on: 8/11/2002
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Frank Gun, Jasmine, Frank Thring, Brandy, Sabina, Katherine, George Uhl, Nicky Reed, Silvia Lancome, Zbynek
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: Mr Beaver Checks In #10 Hustler Directed by Frank Thring Starring: Brandy, Jasmine, Katherine, Nicky Reed, Sabina, Silvia Lancôme, Frank Gun, George Uhl, Jeff the Hatman, Zbynek and Frank Thring as "Dick Beaver" Running time: 1hr 37mins Frank Thring directs and takes the title role as Mr Dick Beaver, a travelling businessman whose bumbling attempts to strike it lucky with young women form the basis for some light-hearted hardcore fun which attempts to blend porn with, as Frank admits himself, as many Benny Hill gags as he can fit in to one movie. Sabina Mr Beaver is in Prague, where he chats up pale, interesting dark-haired Sabina (oft-times accomplice of Rocco and Nacho) at a pavement café. In her bedroom, the lecherous old fellow sets about her, lifting her skirt to lick and finger her pussy, giving her a taste of herself before he whips it out and she wraps red-painted lips round his gristly todger, with far too much ease.
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Release date: 6/26/2002
Reviewed on: 8/8/2002
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Lexington Steele, Diamond, Wesley Pipes, John E. Depth, Almond, Cappichino, Hershey
Directed by: D. Sparky
Review brief: Ghetto Booty #4 Hustler Directed by D. Sparky Starring: Almond, Diamond, Cappichino, Ms Co Co, Hershey, Lexington Steele, Mr Marcus, Wesley Pipes, and John E. Depth Running time: 86mins, plus trailers This is the first title I've seen from director D. Sparky, who attempts to blend some hip-hop vibes with no-frills, all-sex, all-black porn, featuring five girls in straightforward boy-girl scenes. Cappichino Our host, this motor mouth guy called Vegas, leads us into a room where Mr Marcus is already being given a blowjob from a fairly good-looking girl called Cappichino. Vegas leaves them to get on with it, but she's tentative, like she's going to choke on Marcus' big bone. He lifts her skirt and takes her from behind over the desk, slow but steady, as it looks like a snug fit. Moving through missionary to reverse cowgirl positions, she has pendulous breasts that sway as she rides on top and a nice smile makes a fleeting appearance.
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Release date: 5/15/2002
Reviewed on: 7/3/2002
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Diana, Alain Deloin, Steve Holmes, Alissa [I] (ambiguous), Sebastian Barrio, Greg Centauro
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: HUSTLER XXX VIDEO 12 Hustler Directed by Pierre Woodman Starring: Tchanka, Rebecca, Aliza, Lucia, Lilou, Diana Kellerman, Monica, Greg, Sebastian Barrio, Titof, Alain Deloin, Pascal St James, Bob Terminator, Steve Holmes, Yann Scott, Chris Mountain Running time: 2hrs 35mins Gorgeous girls abound in another collection of unrelated sex scenes from Pierre Woodman. This one happens to be under the Hustler XXX banner, though quite what the difference between this and Superfuckers is, I am not sure. THE SCIENCE OF SLUTS TCHANKA & REBECCA Covergirl Rebecca (a real beauty, from sparkling eyes, to full, sensuous lips to wonderful boobs) and Tchanka (also sexy, with striking looks of perhaps a mixed European and Asian heritage) are subjected to typical Pierre Woodman banter and groping, fingering pussies and assholes as he reaches out from behind the camera.
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Release date: 5/30/2002
Reviewed on: 6/29/2002
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Timea, Barbara, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Alain Deloin, Steve Holmes, Pascal St. James, Ian Scott, Chris Mountain, Janos Volt, Bob Terminator, Julia Crow, Jane Darling, Ania, Tolly Crystal
Directed by: Pierre Woodman
Review brief: Anal Intensive 2 Hustler Directed by Pierre Woodman Starring: Barbara, Sandy, Oxana, Ania, Chrystal, Timea, Attila, C Holmes, Pascal St James, Yann Scott, Alberto Rey, Bob Terminator, Leslie Taylor, Chris Mountain, Alain Deloin Running time: 1hr 46mins Since hooking up with Larry Flynt, Pierre Woodman seems to be producing more product that ever. Not content with continuing the Superfuckers series, he's helming the Hustler XXX line and, naturally, releasing the glossy features from glamorous locations that he's renowned for. As if that wasn't enough of a strain on the Woodman fan's wallet, here's yet another series - Anal Intensive. From the crass cover blurb, we can presume that the modus operandi of this line will be to go straight to the a-hole. So does this mean a new direction for Woodman, new styles or innovative action? What do you reckon? Barbara Blonde, tanned and very pretty, Barbara is a keen subject for Woodman's anal exam.
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