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While it might be disappointing to find no curly permed macho cops
rolling over the bonnet of a Ford Capri in this fifth instalment
of Denis Marti's popular Professianals series, there's significant
consolation in the form of gorgeous girls involved in anal sex scenes,
set up with a gentle touch of crime/spy thriller style.
Elen Saint & Yvonne
The first scene has an odd little set up, introduced by Mr Smith,
I believe (AKA Michael Chapman in Rocco's Fuckin' Funny), and located
in the theatre or concert hall seen in various movies from Killer
Pussy 15 to Private's Theatre of Lust - may well be the location for that Prague Erotic Show each Autumn. Elen Saint and Yvonne are
passed off as Mr Smith's "pupils", and the use their considerable
charms to disarm two agents (Denis Marti and Neeo) who sneak up
behind them on the stage.
Both girls are, of course, completely gorgeous, with those fine
features, from elegant slender necks to sculpted cheekbones, but
as blonde beauty Elen Saint has been widely exposed, so to speak,
in a plethora of Prague-shot movies, the exquisite Yvonne, star
of Rocco Meats The Princess, receives more of my attention. Maybe
her performance is a little inhibited, but she is so youthful, so
beautiful, and so delicate that I can only wonder what she's doing
in this nasty business. She simply looks too fragile. But I am grateful
for the opportunity, to see her in black stockings and calf-length
boots, doing the necessary. Should this be allowed?
Oral, a fair bit of straight up sex - sometimes awkwardly arranged
and shot over desks on the stage - partner swapping and lots of
anal feature, interspersed with mild play between the girls, leading
to a brief DP for Elen and facial finishes. The action is notably
spicier when the focus is on Denis' pairing and that does make it
a little inconsistent. Nothing personal against Neeo, you understand,
because he's a solid performer who unfortunately doesn't have the
same charisma or verve about his performances as his director here.
Still, it's good fun and well worth watching if only to see a little
more of Yvonne. Part of me hopes she doesn't just fade out of the
scene, while the other part hopes she doesn't become as ridiculously
over exposed as the rest of that Prague contingent. We shall see.
Sarah
Dillon Day is another suited spy-guy making his way through the
chilly-looking city, to an apartment where the gorgeous but deadly
Sarah awaits him. The scenario, such as it is, is rather vague and
seems little more than a means to avoid the usual sofa-based situations.
Suffice to say that when Dillon barges in he ends up with a gun
at his groin. Fortunately beautiful brunette Sarah would rather
fuck than fight, so off they go. She's in a rather cheap-looking
piece of white lingerie that nonetheless highlights her amazing
legs and silky smooth bum. The action is pretty vigorous, if slightly
lacking in real passion (I fear this is going to be a recurring
theme), as the chunky cocksman treats the slim brunette to a sturdy
shagging. There's plenty of anal sex and Sarah also does a nice
line in deep throat, so all in all it's entertaining enough, strong
without being malicious, if faintly inconsequential.
Angel Dark
The sight of a gorgeous girl in a man's suit, perfect pout pulling
on a fat cigar, will doubtless have plenty of appeal to gentlemen
with certain little fetishes. It also makes a pleasantly diverting
opening to the scene, as Angel divests herself of her suit and makes
for a massage room in this familiar spa location, where Denis Marti
plays a masseur with murderous intent. Again, the guy finds himself
with a firearm pointed at his crotch - quite where the naked girl
was hiding the pistol is unexplained - and he is compelled to have
sexual intercourse with her instead. Hmm. Not exactly convincing,
is it? But then again, who cares?
The fact remains that Angel is absolutely delicious. Again, she
has those fine features, the sensuous mouth, beautiful almond eyes,
and nature has also blessed her with luscious boobs, a peachy bum
and great legs too. I've seen her in a couple of other scenes where
her performance seemed somewhat forced or inhibited, but in this
instance Denis brings out a good deal of enthusiasm from her. She
even seems to enjoy anal sex, for goodness' sake, though I can't
help noticing a slight reluctance to kiss, which always irks me.
Still, it's a simple pleasure to watch Angel in action.
Claudia Rossi
That sentiment also applies to Claudia, even if she's in that ubiquitous
group of Prague performers. She's such a sweet-looking girl who
seems to have developed a rather welcome nasty side over numerous
appearances, and I always enjoy seeing her beautiful face, curvy
figure and whole-hearted commitment to the job. Sad to report, then,
that the sight of her flirting with Denis in her interview segment
(see DVD extras) is far sexier than this disappointing scene.
As Claudia performs with her usual energy, and looks delectable
in figure-hugging blue lingerie and superb black stockings, much
of the blame, I am afraid, must be attributed to her anodyne male
co-star, George Reno (I presume), who hammers away at her robotically,
seemingly oblivious to the fact that he has a beautiful young woman
in his hands. Sure, there's the usual oral/vaginal/anal action,
all of it energetic and explicit, but there's just too little passion
or personality to mark this as anything other than run-of-the-mill
fare.
Claudia Ferrari & Cristina Bella
Is it just my imagination or is Cristina Bella, never the most conventional
of beauties, taking on an unfortunate resemblance to Victoria Beckham?
I must say it is sad to see that like all too many starlets she
seems to have been under the surgeon's knife in the hope of enhancing
her appearance, which, forgive me, I thought was actually pretty
good to start with, and ending up with highly debatable results.
An improvement? I doubt it. Ah, well, c'est la vie.
Let's return to the action, which kicks off with a very mild girl-girl
domination scenario, petite brunette Cristina putting her taller,
raven-haired co-star Claudia on a leash as they fool around before
Denis makes his entrance. I am sorry to keep harping on at this,
because while both girls do look pretty appealing, despite my concerns,
there is yet again a lack of real sparkle about the undeniably vigorous
sex. There's more than a hint of insincerity about Claudia's moaning,
though equally I can't deny there's some good stuff here too - the
day I stop enjoying the simple pleasures, such as sights like Claudia
in the time-honoured face-down, ass-up pose, having her sizeable
rear end soundly rogered, is the day I stop watching dirty movies.
So, in a nutshell, Denis sticks it to two sexy brunettes, vaginally
and anally, they play with each other a little too, and he comes
on their faces.
Bonus scene: Sarah
Actually more to my taste than most of the scenes in the movie proper,
this bonus number starts off slowly as a different Sarah, this time
a svelte lass with perky tits and light brown hair, masturbates
with her fingers and a dildo, before events heat up considerably
when Denis moves in. There's some really hot kissing between them
and a notable sense of excitement as they lick and suck each other
before kicking off the serious shagging.
See, the thing is that it's all about the feeling - let's call it
lust, desire, passion, whatever - not simply ticking off the mandatory
positions or sex acts from a list, and this scene exudes a much
greater sense that these two people have really got the horn for
each other and aren't just turning in a professional performance.
Sure, there's lots of anal sex if that's what you need, even some
gaping anus shots too, but what I really lapped up was the immediacy
of the action - not to mention Sarah's boobs!
Conclusion
I really was looking forward to The Professianals 5, and while I
can hardly hold Denis Marti responsible for my expectation, no matter
how much I've enjoyed his movies in the past, I must admit to a
certain degree of disappointment. The highly appealing cast reflects
Denis' eye for a beautiful woman but I was slightly surprised that,
given his usually good rapport with his female co-stars, we don't
see a few more sparks flying during the sex, which has some highlights
but does tend towards the routine.
Denis does, however, make movies with a welcome lack of cynicism,
which are largely good-natured and supply strong sex action while
being free from the casual misogyny that mars too much porn today.
Any gunplay in this movie is nothing more than fooling around with
the look and style. An appreciation of style is one of Denis' strongest
suits and he does generally shoot the girls in a flattering light,
though the camerawork here is perhaps a little lacking at times.
While sometimes modest, his flashes of imagination, no matter how
small, are at least indicative of a desire to shoot something more
than just the same old smut and that's something I hope Denis continues
to develop in future.
DVD Comments
The Professianals 5 disc backs up the movie with a hefty selection
of extras, from some enjoyable interview snippets, through masses
of photo shoot footage and short solo masturbation scenes to the
usual photo gallery, trailers and Hustler promotions. In short,
a tidy package that adds significant value. The picture quality
on some of the extra footage isn't so good - the bonus scene has
an oddly unbalanced darkness to it - and there's the odd blemish
on the main feature too, though nothing to really spoil viewing
enjoyment.
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