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Professianals 5, The Review

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Reviewed by dragonsbum  on  11/2/2004
The Professianals 5
QUO VADIS: being unemployed has its benefits. i can take up writing my version of the great american novel and spend copious amounts of time reading literature, listening to metal, and watching porn. recently i decided to pick up a copy of denis marti’s professianals after reading many complimentary things about this series. the fact that there are some major euro hotties in this title was also an incentive. as i am a non-professianal, a layanal, i hope to come away from this viewing experience with a greater appreciation of the anal arts.
yvonne and elen saint are on some type of stage with two white tables where they are met by denis and neeo. yvonne is a thin very young looking girl with dark hair and blonde highlights wearing the black top and mini. elen is a most attractive blonde with a body built for sex in the pink get up. a lot of nice kissing to start things off and some enthusiastic muff diving. both girls receive mish on the table before switching partners and riding on top. then elen takes a good anal pounding mostly in spoon whilst yvonne is fucked standing doggie style. additionally, elen gets some nice DP action before the guys jerk themselves onto both pretty faces. i really like this scene because of the contrast between the two girls. yvonne being the subdued innocent wearing the black thigh high panties and boots versus elen, the more vocal anal veteran with her pink socks and white sneakers. there was probably more kissing in this one scene than my entire library of RLD tapes; that really elevates this scene and i know i will be revisiting it often.
sarah is a good looking brunette decked out in lacy white lingerie. after exchanging oral pleasantries with dillon, they proceed to bump on a brown couch. the doggie position displays her nice firm derriere, and she also performs deepthroat P2M several times. when they move to RCA, i suddenly realize sarah also has nice boobies and a firm mid section as well; hell this chick has a superior bod. dillon also serves her a spooning of anal that sarah seems to enjoy. the climax is a well placed streak of semen across her forehead and nose. the excellent cumshot perfectly caps a scene that just kept getting better. initially i was not impressed with sarah but her performance slowly crescendos, making it more interesting and believable in my mind.
angel dark smokes a cigar in a black suit- she’s one smoking hot chick with dark curly hair and truly the face of an angel. a massage from denis soon turns into more as they start to go at it right on the tiny massage table. he spoons her awkwardly before angel climbs atop for RC that sets those fantastic funbags flopping. then she leads denis to a chair where she takes it doggie style. after P2M, naturally she wants some anal action and they start out in RCA. angel places her feet on denis’ thighs so we get a full view of her beautiful long legs. she also willingly performs A2M and takes more rectifying as they move to the ground. eventually, denis relieves himself mostly onto angel’s chin; one dribble drips down onto her right breast which she rubs in. this was easily the best scene with the most tangible chemistry. angel is oh so pretty, with an incredibly expressive face (i love how her forehead crinkles) and a great attitude. by receiving anal in 3 positions, she truly proves herself to be a professianal.
claudia rossi awaits her partner in green lingerie with black nylons. she is a pretty, if slightly unexceptional, natural brunette who starts off the action in reverse cowgirl on a black pleather chair. after some mish action, they move onto doggie anal that is captured well from floor level shots. claudia looks back at her unidentified male partner, perhaps trying to find some inspiration, but there seems to be little sparks. after a brief RCA, the dick fires his milky sauce onto her mouth and chin. all in all, a rather prosaic scene that also suffers from some sun glare. i’ve seen better from claudia so this lackluster performance is probably attributable to a poor pairing.
claudia ferrari is a sultry dark haired beauty with a bodacious round ass sticking out of her red bikini. her partner in crime, christina bella is a slightly goth looking chick with raven black hair and nice implants filling out her black bikini. after a double BJ, claudia hops on board denis for some cowgirl action. i must say claudia has maybe the best bum this side of lauren phoenix. on a black couch, christina performs P2OGM before she plants her pussy reverse cowgirl style atop denis. christina sounds a bit like a seal whilst she takes marti’s meatstick in the ass. not to be outdone, soon claudia receives spoon anal and a pummeling doggie anal. the latter position is great- as brian pumper would say, ‘her pool is deep.’ denis divides his cum equally between the two beauties who do not swap, but do gently lick and kiss his italian sausage. while the energy is this scene is fairly high, i feel it would have been better as a 1 on 1 with just claudia, whom denis really seems more interested in. nevertheless, both divas display a high anal IQ to close out the proceedings.
PENSEES: the camera work is quite proficient in this movie. i noticed that the females are often framed diagonally, to maximize the amount of body on screen, which is highly effective and reminiscent of antonio adamo. also lots of floor level shots really capture the action superbly. these days, everybody seems to be shooting high contrast with tons of natural light (a trend most likely attributable to evil angel’s stock of directors); personally, i think the lighting in many scenes is overblown. in this video, natural light is employed without too much white out. how did they do it- by closing the blinds, resulting in less harsh backlight. in terms of the editing, i think there could have been less cuts and more insertion shots but overall the scenes flowed well.

i really enjoyed several aspects of this movie: kissing in the first and last scenes, girls in various outfits and states of undress, six out of the seven girls are brunette, no scene has more guys than girls, every scene has at least 1 minute of post cum head, and each vignette has a short, albeit nonsensical introduction that at least gives the scene some sort of momentum. for example, in the beginning of the final scene, christina picks up a ringing phone, nods, smiles, puts down the receiver, and starts biting on a wire collar. cut to the collar around claudia’s neck who then removes her top before the sexcapades start. makes sense- no. jump starts the scene with something visually interesting- yes.

there is a generous helping of extras on this disc: a bonus scene with a different sarah that features more ardent anal, masturbation clips, a short behind the scenes, some rather amusing interview clips with each performer, and interesting footage from photo shoots. all said and done, about another 90 minutes worth of material that really supplements the feature.
KURZ UND GUT: in this video, the emphasis is truly on the beauty of these women who all prove to be skilled professianals. denis marti distinguishes himself as a director by successfully capturing anal in a stylistic manner without dissipating the intensity. as i watch mostly gonzo, this was a nice change of pace for me- no cloying off camera commentary, less gyno shots, less male limbs and genitalia per frame, and i think a greater effort to give the ladies some pleasure. therefore, i especially recommend this title if you feel you are starting to burn out on the circus acts and degradation so prevalent in gonzo. thank you for your attention.

"We can regard our life as a uselessly disturbing episode in the blissful repose of nothingness." - Schopenhauer


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