Anal sex
and lots of it is the order of the day in this no-frills production from
Pierre Woodman.
Jolly
Pierre calls her Martina, and the man who supplies Hustler's usual idiotic
American voiceovers (perhaps uniquely idiotic in an industry where insulting
the viewers' intelligence is the rule, not the exception) even quips about
this ID confusion. Why can't you just get it right? Whatever, she is a
pretty girl, of course, with dyed red hair. Her slim form is barely clad
in brown lingerie, her long legs wrapped in tan stockings. She smiles
blankly as Pierre films her and calls her a "fucking bitch" as he sticks
a finger in her ass and pussy. Ah, he's mellowing in his old age.
The moans she makes as she rubs her pussy may be fake but there's no doubt
about the volume of the noise during the ensuing anal sex. Whether these
are moans of pleasure is another matter entirely. Bob and Pascal are the
guys who fuck her - it's anal from the off. Bob takes her in spoons, Pascal
in doggy, while Jolly blows the spare man. From reverse cowgirl with Bob,
they manoeuvre her into a DP, then another, this time from cowgirl. I
have to say there is absolutely no emotion whatsoever; this is strictly
business and pretty lethargic with it. Jolly seems to grit her teeth and
get through it with a look of discomfort on her face for much of the time.
Final cowgirl anal with Pascal sees her also jerking Bob's cock till he
shoots up into her face, and then she does the same for Pascal.
Rady
The crystal blue eyes of this very attractive 19-year-old blonde, who
Pierre refers to as "Radka", are a welcome distraction from Pierre's pointlessly
wacky camera angles. Rady
wriggles around in her black lingerie and stockings, allowing Pierre to
grope her from behind the camera as well as excitedly touching herself.
Next thing she's sucking Titof's cock as Kevin and Yann watch and wank.
The camera catches her broad bum as she blows Kevin before taking Yann's
dick straight up her ass. Kevin fingers and licks her pussy as she rides,
then Titof moves in to make up a rather filling DP, and though the sex
is quite slow, the young lady is perhaps understandably noisy. Rady's
legs and feet look amazing, as do her round, high tits.
Kevin takes her in spoons, anally, of course, while she sucks. They move
into another DP and she tries to keep sucking the spare dick, but there's
too much yelling going on. Pierre treats us to a view of her bruised sphincter
before she spreads her lovely form out on the couch for some straight
missionary sex with Yann, who keeps fucking her as Kevin and Titof whack
off onto her face. Yann shoots his load on her pussy. It's all very explicit
but despite the noise the energy level is deceptively low. Rady does look
bloody good though.
Ellen
Another slim beauty, Ellen is a 24-year-old from Romania (it says here...not
sure all the nationality info is correct) with a big, beaming smile set
off by jet-black hair, black lingerie and patterned stockings which look
great during the sex. She opens her ass for Pierre; he thumbs her and
calls her all sorts, telling how his friends will destroy her ass. What
charming people you know, Pierre. Ellen masturbates her creamy pussy and
tight ass for some time before Joachim and David Perry come in. She blows
Joachim as Perry fingers her pussy and ass before taking said bottom in
doggy. A spell of reverse cowgirl anal on Joachim is made into a DP, covered
by some indifferent camerawork.
Ellen's moans are as constant as the motion of her wiry frame, riding
each guy's cock in turn. She does put a lot of effort in, and there's
plenty more fucking, including some vaginal sex (shock, horror!) and more
double penetration before the guys wank off on her tongue and face and
she sucks their dicks. There's plenty energy in the scene, from Ellen
more than the jaded Mr Perry or the slightly bewildered-looking Joachim,
and I guess it's fun to watch while it lasts, even if I doubt it will
last long in the memory.
Lucie
This 22-year-old brunette has a real sparkle in her beautiful blue eyes,
and does more than most to inject a little personality into the movie.
Simply put, she's a delightful tease who charms the camera. Shame Pierre
couldn't produce the quality of image to do her justice, then. She actually
talks to Pierre as she takes off her fluffy robe and indulges in some
dildo play before giggling with delight as four guys (Claudio, Titof,
Bob and Jiri - not George Uhl) come in. She flicks a pierced tongue over
the proffered cocks while Bob then Jiri lap her pussy. Bob takes her ass
in doggy, she tries to keep sucking. "More," she says, giggling winsomely
as Claudio puts her into spoons and spanks her ass, which she seems to
like. She's the only girl in the movie who gives something like a genuine
impression of actually being into the sex.
Lucie's vocals are vociferous, but there are more giggles as Claudio takes
Bob's place in her ass, having moved the action on to a double penetration.
She does seem to say "Da!" which is Russian for yes, not Slovakian as
is claimed by the scene title. Whatever, it does mean she appears to be
appreciating some quite stiff anal fucking, and further DP during which
Claudio rubs her clit and she seems to orgasm. At least she seems comfortable
and indeed seems to take pleasure in being the centre of attention for
four men. A smile or a giggle is rarely far away which makes for a more
enjoyable scene. It all ends with three of the guys surrounding her and
shooting their spunk on her face in quick succession, and then Claudio
comes over and does his bit too.
Djiana
Hungarian and just 18 years old, Djiana is another with absolutely beautiful
eyes. She smiles blankly as she poses in and out of floral lingerie for
Pierre, showing off her slim body and baby soft pussy. There's an amazing
transformation in her expression as she's next seen with a cock in her
hand. She now looks positively wicked! Wonderful. Maybe her inexpert blowjob
technique and a shy smile give her away, but I think she's delightful.
It's nice to see Pierre hasn't lost all sense of subtlety - just most
of it.
Alain Deloin is the lucky man, and having fingered her ass as she sucked
him, he proceeds to fuck her ass as invited. Into reverse cowgirl, her
tits quiver and she moans and groans with the piston action of Alain's
insistent thrusting. The sex is pretty hard but she has no rapport with
the taciturn Monsieur Deloin. There's just a lot of noise as he relentlessly
bangs her bum. She sucks and strokes him, with a little assistance, till
he comes in her mouth. Here it strikes me she looks a little like the
divine Barbarella. At last, there's that lovely smile again, a smile never
seen during the sex.
Overall
I suppose Anal Intensive 7 does its basic job of providing beautiful women
having anal sex pretty well. The women are beautiful but it is
a basic job, an absolutely bare-bones production by Pierre Woodman which
eschews all other considerations. For example, the idea that these performers
could actually have pleasure during sex often seems a long way away and
notions like "imagination" or "creativity" are right out of the equation.
And as for interesting locations, set-ups or any frills like that, forget
it - there's just a little bit of tease and then bags of strong but characterless
sex.
To be fair, I don't really expect anything more than that from Woodman's
all-sex series, and if nothing more than a lot of up-front hard fucking
is all that's required, then Anal Intensive 7 may well fit the bill. However,
while I can see the appeal of porn that just gets to the point but I don't
think it's unfair to ask for just a little more. I find it somewhat sad
that a man like Woodman who has the ability to stage epic productions
is barely stretching his talent with very generic material like this.
He's been treading water for a long time. All that seems to matter is
finding beautiful girls and getting them to do the things they won't do
for other producers. On that score, he's still succeeding. Beyond that,
I'm not so sure.
DVD Comments
The picture quality of Woodman's Hustler DVDs has taken a bit of a slating
in the ADT forums and I am afraid to say this is more of the same. There
are problems of over-exposure, some colours are weak and others unnaturally
vibrant and there are some odd effects on skin tones. Given how easy it
seems to be to produce reasonably true, sharp images, this is a pretty
poor show. It's not a total disaster, but below what I think is reasonable
to expect. The sound is okay, but then the only sounds to deal with are
Pierre's rude remarks and the girls moaning. DVD extras are not stunning
- there's an interview short with Pierre Woodman, but that's a standard
feature on any Woodman/Hustler discs I've seen. There's a modest slide
show and a cast list, plus a handful of trailers.
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