fu_q's Movie Reviews with Trailers (915 - page 10)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/20/2018
Studio: VCA
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Starring: Tom Byron, Peter North, Amber Lynn, Tamara Longley, Paul Thomas, Kristara Barrington, Jack Baker, Lois Ayres, Ron Jeremy, Patti Petite, Marc Wallice, Don Fernando, Careena Collins, Purple Passion, Erica Boyer, Tony Martino, Vanessa Del Rio, F.M. Bradley, Keli Richards, Krista Lane, Steve Powers, Kevin James, Robert Bullock, Kari Foxx, Maggie Randall, Jennifer Noxt, Chanel Price, Robbie Dee, Andy Nichols, Troy Tannier, Angst Argyle, Henry Berger, Steven Harper, Jason Jules, James Robert Parke, Jim Taylor, Lenny Wilde
Directed by: Gregory Dark
Review brief: The road to Hell may be paved with good intentions, but it's an all-out, freak-filled fuck-fest once you get there, at least that's if the diabolical director of the dirty, Greg Dark, is to be believed. Such is the case in his two-part classic series from 1986 and VCA, "The Devil in Miss Jones 3 and 4", that finds the gorgeous, blonde punk porner and AVN Hall-of-Famer, Lois Ayres (as the seemingly timid and troubled "Justine Jones"), slamming her head into the wall whilst out revenge-fucking and then ending up in the perverted pits of Hell.
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Release date: 10/28/2014
Reviewed on: 10/8/2018
Studio: Vinegar Syndrome
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Starring: Paul Thomas, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, John Leslie, Kay Parker, Seka, Annette Haven, William Margold, Mike Ranger, Pat Manning, Nancy Hoffman, Ken Yontz, Richard Bulik, George Lee, Reggie Nalder, David Lee Bynum, Martin L. Dorf, Irene Best, Renee Andre, Slavica, Kurt Sjoberg, Mitch Morrill, Serena [II] (classic)
Directed by: Phil Marshak
Review brief: "Dracula Sucks"...and so does the movie. Despite featuring a veritable Who's Who of the Golden Age of adult films (with the likes of Annette Haven, Seka, Serena, Kay Parker, Jamie Gillis, Paul Thomas, John Leslie, etc. onboard), this film still manages to fall flatter than piss on a plate in just about every conceivable manner.
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Release date: 12/27/2001
Reviewed on: 9/22/2018
Studio: Sin City
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Starring: Ursula Moore, Jade, Philippe Dean, Roberto Malone, Rocco Siffredi, Ramon, Richard Langin, Bruno SX, Maria De Sanchez, Antonella del Lago, Kristina Varga, Olivier Sanchez
Directed by: Joe D'Amato
Review brief: A famed western gun- (and dick-) slinger, Rocco Siffredi, and his always-ready and ever-randy gang still can't say no to women in distress--especially when they're offering up some sweet, tight ass as payment--in "Outlaws 2" (1999), an overall-good, Old West themed sequel to the original from Joe D'Amato and Sin City.
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Release date: 8/1/2018
Reviewed on: 8/11/2018
Studio: Aura Productions
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Starring: Mark Wood, Ramon Nomar, Alex Gonz, Justice Young, Samantha Saint
Review brief: You love Samantha Saint. And Samantha Saint loves cock. Therefore, you love... (well, maybe not). Regardless, the first two statements are certainly true, and what's also true is that the curvy, blonde-haired, blue-eyed beauty is not only outrageously gorgeous, but she can fuck up a storm for the camera, as well. In few places has this been so fully demonstrated as it is in the aptly-titled (and newly released) "Samantha Loves Cock".
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Release date: 3/25/2005
Reviewed on: 5/22/2018
Studio: Video-X-Pix
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Starring: Jamie Gillis, Bobby Astyr, Terri Hall, Kim Pope, Al Levitsky, Nikki Hilton, Linda Vale, Jeffrey Hurst, Nancy Dare, Roger Caine, Catherine Burgess, Douglas Wood, Grover Griffith, Laura Nicholson, Maria Taylor, Ultra Max
Directed by: Jonas Middleton
Review brief: A young heiress, played by the blonde beauty, Catharine Burgess, finds herself becoming more and more despondent, as her sexual obsession with a possessed mirror in the attic of her childhood manor grows. Of course, the mirror itself serves as a conduit to Hell, and its demonic inhabitant, played deftly by the master thespian himself, Jamie Gillis, is intent on beckoning her to the other side, where it can both own her soul and her sexuality for eternity. In so doing, it takes on the form of Catharine's deceased father, for whom her feelings are "complicated", at best, and whether she will ultimately succumb to its erotic seductions or escape from its clutches and return to a normal (albeit boring) life becomes the question of the day. Such is the case in "Through the Looking Glass", an exceptional, 1976 release from Video-X-Pix and director Jonas Middleton.
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Release date: 11/20/2005
Reviewed on: 5/12/2018
Studio: Caballero
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Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Erica Boyer, Misty Regan, Michael Morrison, Holly McCall, Lynx Cannon, Richard Pacheco, Blair Harris, Richard, Anna Turner, Loni Sanders, Fay Burd, Jesse Adams, Jackson, Nicole Black, Tigr, Chelsea McClane, Sonya Summers, Perry Mann
Directed by: Ken Gibb
Review brief: Giving the phrase "going postal" a whole new meaning, it's one special delivery after another when Loni Sanders, a mailwoman who's as horny as she is committed to her job, takes care of both co-workers and clients alike along her route in "Please... Mr. Postman". A fairly good, 1981 release from Caballero and director Louis Lewis, this flick finds both Ms. Sanders, as well as her customers, partaking in all manner of mail-inspired, sexual mayhem.
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Release date: 4/27/2018
Reviewed on: 4/29/2018
Studio: Alpha Blue Archives
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Starring: Crystal Holland
Directed by: Yancey Hendrieth
Review brief: When her mother wants to send her away to a camp in Montana for the summer, a hot-to-trot, young woman, Crystal Holland, decides to run away with her friends on one of their sailboats and sail halfway around the world. Of course, nothing could possibly go wrong with that idea...until Crystal's given the helm, hits a ship at night, and she and the boat's owner, Chaz St. Peters, end up as castaways on an island populated with monsters, cannibals, and Amazons...and they're all either angry or horny...or both. Such is the case in "King Dong", a subpar, 1985 release from Alpha Blue and director Yancey Hendrieth.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/27/2018
Studio: Pleasure
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Starring: Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Erika Bella, Shanna McCullough, Lauren Montgomery, Silvia Saint, Mickey G.
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: Consumed with a case that ultimately led to his father's demise, that of the "Femme Fatale" serial killer, a police detective (Vince Voyeur) finds himself slipping further and further into the bottle...and obsession. Helping him make sense of it all--and generally concerned for him--is his trustworthy and stunningly beautiful partner, Shanna McCullough, who's ready to stick by him until the end. Of course, just how that "end" will end up is the driving force of the film and remains entirely up in the air. Such is the case in "Looker", a very good, 1998 release from Pleasure and director Nic Cramer.
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Release date: 8/8/2007
Reviewed on: 4/25/2018
Studio: Legend
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Starring: Desire Moore, Kelly Wells, Aiden Starr, Gwen Diamond, Brooke Scott
Directed by: Angela D'Angelo
Review brief: When their gay employer's (Brad Slater's) bitching, complaining, and outrageous demands get to be too much for them, a group of his maids led by the blonde badass, Aiden Starr , decide to take matters into their own hands...by turning him on to pussy. And if that doesn't work? Then at least they intend to turn him out (...as in, inside-out...) with a heaping helping of strap-on action. Such is the case in "Strap-On Maids", a decent, 2007 release from Legend and director Angela D'Angelo.
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Release date: 12/15/2000
Reviewed on: 3/29/2018
Studio: Wicked
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Starring: Sana Fey, Raquel DeVine, Brad Armstrong, Sharon Mitchell, Mr. Marcus, Stephanie Swift, Melanie Stone, Herschel Savage, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Review brief: A chance encounter with a wannabe ballerina and stripper, Stephanie Swift, finds a has-been boxer who's trying to make a comeback, Brad Armstrong, balancing his rekindled career with his heavy heart in "Knockout". An exceptional, 1998 release from Wicked Pictures and Jonathan Morgan, this film follows not only Brad's harsh story but also Stephanie's, as the two mutually try to put their lives back together after revealing their heartbreaking pasts.
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Release date: 10/20/2009
Reviewed on: 2/23/2018
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
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Starring: Joey Silvera, Eric Edwards, Samantha Fox, Arcadia Lake, R. Bolla, Billy the Kid, Sweet Polly
Directed by: John Christopher
Review brief: Cheated by an unscrupulous, lustful banker and about to lose their ranch, what's a hard workin' (...and harder fuckin'...) country family to do? Well, if you're Molly Malone and her girls (Samantha Fox, Heather Young, and Daisey Mae), you strike up a partnership with Billy the Kid (Eric Edwards), start up a brothel, and get down to the lucrative business of boinking. Such is the case in "Pussycat Ranch", an overall-good, 1978 release from director John Christopher and Cal Vista.
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Release date: 12/1/2004
Reviewed on: 2/17/2018
Studio: Caballero
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Starring: Christy Canyon, Heather Wayne, Steve Drake, Candi, Billy Dee, Susan Hart, R. Bolla, Greg Rome, Rikki Blake
Directed by: Jack Remy
Review brief: It's a sexual free-for-all when two roofers, Steve Drake and Billy Dee, stumble upon a "sex clinic" whose doctor, R. Bolla, is far more interested in exploiting his female clientele's sexual proclivities and disorders than he is in curing them. Such is the case in "Doctor Desire", a very good, 1984 release from director Jack Remy and Caballero.
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Release date: 10/15/2001
Reviewed on: 2/17/2018
Studio: Vivid Wave
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Starring: T.T. Boy, Christy Canyon, Joey Silvera, Tera Heart, Alicyn Sterling, Gerald Dupre
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Transitioning from a hesitant and faithful wife into a wanton, lustful cougar, a beautiful, big-busted working woman (Christy Canyon) finds herself slowly drawn into a torrid affair with a younger, engaged co-worker (T.T. Boy) in "Twisted: A Portrait of a Different Color". A decent, 1990 flick from Paul Thomas and Vivid's Wave brand, this film offers up the adult film legend and hall-of-famer, Christy Canyon, whose stunning good looks, soft curves, and ample bosom have been lighting up the small screen since the mid-80's, in the bulk of its scenes.
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Release date: 9/30/2013
Reviewed on: 2/4/2018
Studio: Extreme Comixxx
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Cassidey, Anthony Rosano, Seth Gamble, Ryan McLane, Natalia Moore, Xander Corvus, Adrianna Luna, Christie Stevens, Macy Cartel, Natalie Moore
Review brief: After being gunned down and left for dead, a former Texas Ranger (Some Dude) dons a black mask cut from his fallen brother's clothes and goes after the perpetrators, Butch Cavendish (Anthony Rosano) and his gang of thugs, who have been on a tear terrorizing a small, Old West town. Indeed, presumed dead, Dude's out for vengeance as much as they're out for power and pussy, and plenty of all three end up being dished out as they clash along the way. Such is the case in "The Lone Ranger XXX", a very good, 2013 porn parody from Extreme Comixxx and director Jordan Septo.
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Release date: 12/13/2016
Reviewed on: 2/2/2018
Studio: Digital Playground
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Starring: Derrick Pierce, Jada Stevens, Kleio Valentien, Michael Vegas, Brett Rossi, Jay Smooth, Katrina Jade, Aria Alexander, Donnie Rock
Review brief: It's a Dungeons & Dragons nerd's wet dream come true, when four beautiful, lingerie-clad babes sit around thefor a good ole-fashioned roll of the dice in "Quest", an overall-good, 2016 release from Holly Randall and Digital Playground.
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Release date: 3/9/2007
Reviewed on: 1/28/2018
Studio: LBO
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Starring: Vanessa Del Rio, George Payne, Lesllie Bovee
Review brief: "Hot Shorts: Vanessa Del Rio" is, as the name would imply, a brief (~30 minutes) 1986 release from LBO that offers up three scenes starring the saucy, sexy Latina lover of yesteryear, the succulent Vanessa Del Rio.
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Release date: 10/5/2004
Reviewed on: 1/20/2018
Studio: VCX
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Starring: John Holmes, Robert Rose, Nancy Hoffman, Sandy Dempsey, Ric Lutze, Dianne Dale, Christine Carr, Linda Broome, Shelley Curtis, Jimmy Sharpe
Directed by: Kirdy Stevens
Review brief: Despite her virginal demeanor, Debbie (Nancy Hoffman) always finds herself in odd, borderline-coercive sexual situations...and it always seems to be her hot-to-trot, best-friend's, Marla Strangelove's (Dianne Dale's), fault. Such is the case in "Little Me & Marla Strangelove", a decent, 1978 release from VCX and director Kirdy Stevens.
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Release date: 2/7/2017
Reviewed on: 1/18/2018
Studio: Digital Playground
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Starring: Eva Lovia, Misha Cross, Aria Alexander, Ella Hughes, Alessa Savage
Review brief: When a powerful, Twi'lek senator's daughter, Tyleah Daivik (Eva Lovia), is kidnapped helplessly in front of her, a young, Togruta bodyguard (Aria Alexander) and her bounty hunter pal, Dengar (Luke Hardy), set out on a desperate quest to save her from the seedy, Coruscant underground. Whether they'll find her and rescue her before it's too late, or whether she'll be subsumed into a life of sexual slavery and passed from one greedy pair of hands to another, remain the questions of the day. Of course, given the participants involved, the one thing that can be counted upon is a lot of hot and steamy schtupping along the way. Such is the case in "Star Wars Underworld: A XXX Parody", a very good, strong 4-star release from Digital Playground and director Dick Bush.
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Release date: 8/29/2017
Reviewed on: 1/17/2018
Studio: Digital Playground
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Starring: Nacho Vidal, Nick Moreno, Jasmine Webb, Susy Gala, Jessa Rhodes, Misha Cross, Luke Hardy, Juan Lucho, Emilio Ardana, Canela Skin
Directed by: Dick Bush
Review brief: All holy hell breaks loose when a young woman who's out for revenge (Misha Cross) crosses paths with a quick-draw, quicker-fuck bounty-hunter (Jessa Rhodes) in the small, Old West berg of Bareback...and both the townsfolk and their targets, a badass bandito (Nacho Vidal) and his gang, better watch out. Such is the case in "Rawhide", a top-of-the-top, 2017 production from director Dick Bush and Digital Playground.
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Release date: 1/23/2018
Reviewed on: 1/17/2018
Studio: Digital Playground
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Starring: Erik Everhard, Tony De Sergio, Lily LaBeau, Xander Corvus, Adriana Chechik, Antonio Black, Georgie Lyall, Axel Aces
Review brief: With her mind linked inextricably with that of the evil Kylo Ren (Xander Corvus), a young Jedi, Rey (Adriana Chechik), finds herself uncontrollably drawn into a diabolical trap. Whether her mentor, Luke Skywalker (Erik Everhard), will be able to save her from Ren's clutches, or whether she'll succumb fully and give herself to the Dark Side of the Force, remains to be seen. What's for certain, however, is that with Chechik leading the way and appearing in a majority of the scenes, there's going to be plenty of hot, hot fucking. Such is the case in "Star Wars: The Last Temptation", an exceptional, late-2017 release from Digital Playground and its DP XXX Parody line.
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Release date: 3/1/2005
Reviewed on: 1/16/2018
Studio: Caballero
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Starring: Paul Thomas, Gina Carrera, Jamie Gillis, Tracey Adams, John Leslie, Eric Edwards, Keli Richards, Francois Papillon, Pat Manning, Kelly Fitzpatrick, F. Powers Gireau, Jennifer Lacy
Directed by: Tim McDonald
Review brief: Seeking inspiration, a good, ole-fashioned "who done it?" unfolds when a trashy, though popular, writer (John Leslie) and his lovely wife (Gina Carrera) take a trip across Europe on the Orient Express railway. Of course, along the way, a priceless gem is stolen, a murder is committed, and plenty of naughty nookie goes on. Such is the case in "Lust on the Orient Xpress", a very good, 1986 release from Caballero and director Tim McDonald.
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Release date: 8/9/2017
Reviewed on: 1/15/2018
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Angela White, Xander Corvus, Owen Gray, Casey Calvert, Markus Dupree, Small Hands, Abella Danger, Angel Smalls
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Delving deeply into the darker parts of the human sexual psyche, the master-director, John Stagliano, offers up four intense sex scenes, each featuring one brand of crazy or another, in "Psychotic Behavior". An exceptional, 2017 release from Stagliano and his flagship company, Evil Angel, it's safe to say that "Buttman" is up to his old tricks again...and adding in some new ones along the way, as well. Indeed, there's a heavily anal-centered focus in this flick, which should come as no surprise given its auteur's nickname and past, but this time, coming along with it is a harsher, more disturbed tone.
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Release date: 10/30/2017
Reviewed on: 12/28/2017
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: John Strong, John Stagliano, Francesca Le, Mark Wood, Venus Lux, Markus Dupree, Katrina Jade, Kissa Sins, Nigel Dictator
Directed by: John Stagliano, Mark Wood, Francesca Le, Jonni Darkko, Aiden Starr
Review brief: Dangerous, dirty, and sporting both piercings and tattoos in all of the right places, the raven-tressed Katrina Jade is one of those rare performers who immediately stands out in front of the lens. Indeed, the diminutive spinner is simultaneously both cute and devilish, dark and sweet, & toned and curved...a walking, super-sexy, pornographic conundrum, if ever there were one. In a word, she is special. It thus should come as no surprise that this lovely young lady, who seems as genuinely consumed by kink and carnality as just about anyone around, would take the adult film industry by storm, rising meteorically to its upper echelons. This is, indeed, the case...and nowhere is it better highlighted than in "I Am Katrina: A Sex Documentary", an exquisite, 2017 release from Evil Angel and a handful of its most skilled directors, including Jonni Darkko, the LeWood duo, Aiden Starr, and John "Buttman" Stagliano himself.
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Release date: 9/19/2005
Reviewed on: 12/11/2017
Studio: VCX
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Review brief: A young athlete and straight-A student, Tom Byron, has but one wish for Christmas...to lose his virginity prior to moving away from home...and Michael Morrison, as Santa Claus, is intent on fulfilling it. Of course, this means sending a pair of his horny helpers, the lovely Roxanne Rollan and Gina Valentino, over to his house to sneak in and make his (wet) dream come true. Such is the case in "Spreading Joy" (a.k.a. "Santa Comes Twice"), an overall-good, 1984 release from VCX and director Adam.
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Release date: 11/9/2017
Reviewed on: 12/9/2017
Studio: Adult Empire Films
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Starring: Prince Yahshua, Small Hands, Aubrey Kate, Keisha Grey, Katrina Jade, Kissa Sins, Elsa Jean, Gina Valentina
Directed by: Nigel Dictator
Review brief: The doubly-dangerous dirty girl, Katrina Jade--a tattooed princess who's beauty is matched only by her dark and seductive charm--finds herself the star of her very own, brand-spanking new showcase, "Villain"... and oh what a showcase it is. An exceptional, 2017 release from Adult Empire Films, this flick offers up the undeniably enchanting, raven-haired stunner in all four of its scenes--each relating back to the title in one form or another--and each being awesome.
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