Lust on the Orient Xpress Review

Reviewed by fu_q  on  1/16/2018

**Note – This review is based upon the web version of the film streaming on the AdultMovies.com service. As such, any bonuses haven’t been given a rating, and there could be some discrepancies between this version and other releases.**

Review:
Seeking inspiration, a good, ole-fashioned "who done it?" unfolds when a trashy, though popular, writer (John Leslie) and his lovely wife (Gina Carrera) take a trip across Europe on the Orient Express railway. Of course, along the way, a priceless gem is stolen, a murder is committed, and plenty of naughty nookie goes on. Such is the case in "Lust on the Orient Xpress", a very good, 1986 release from Caballero and director Tim McDonald. First off, it should be noted that as a feature, this film fully excels. It is plot-heavy, well-acted, and keeps the viewer's attention with comedy, suspense, and twists in the storyline throughout. For fans of this type of adult film, it is highly recommended. That said, the sex side of things--while certainly present and fitting into the tale quite well--is definitely secondary. To put it properly, this one plays out more like a true movie that has hardcore action inserted into it than it does the other way around. For many, this will come as a godsend, while for others, it will be a complete put-off. As far as this particular reviewer's bent goes, it's perfectly fine. As such, fans of John Leslie, mystery porn, true features, and the classics are going to want to check this one out. Those looking to get off might be somewhat disappointed.

In terms of the sex, Scene One brings together the author of the "Lust" series, John Leslie, and his assistant / wife, the lovely blonde, Gina Carrera, on the sofa in his office after a night of writing and drinking. A soft and sensual oral and vaginal affair unfolds and ultimately culminates in Gina stroking Leslie off on his pelvis. In Scene Two, an egotistical actor aboard the Orient Express, Eric Edwards, receives a quick, zipper-open BJ from a mysterious, scarf-clad, fellow passenger, Keli Richards, as the cars roll along. She sucks and jerks him to a pop on her face and in her mouth. Scene Three pairs up Jamie Gillis, as a sultan who's transporting a priceless jewel, and Pat Manning, as an older, recently-poor heiress who's interested in seeing it...and also Jamie's schlong. Never one to disappoint, Gillis takes her orally and vaginally in his cabin aboard the train after allowing her to gaze upon the gem...which he ultimately ejaculates upon as he holds it in his hand against her chest. Manning laps at his seed. In Scene Four, Pat Manning gets the "D" from a scheming Eric Edwards, as well. He unloads on her inner-thigh after pounding her out a bit. Scene Five couples John Leslie with Pat Manning's assistant, the impeccably beautiful Tracey Adams, for a quick, couple-of-positions, vaginal affair. Taking place in Manning's and Adams' cabin, this sexy schtupping finishes off with a titty-fuck to a pearl necklace for Ms. Tracey. In Scene Six, Gina Carrera gives into her impulses...and a French accent...and gets it on with the muscle-bound bartender, Francois, right there on / around his bar. Steamy oral and vaginal action ensues, with the Frenchman spurting out his cum all over her backside in closing out this cross-continental, carnal caper. Scene Seven finds Gina Carrera interrogating Keli Richards, one of Jamie Gillis' servants, with her tongue. Richards returns the favor, and Leslie--who's also present--decides to hop in, as well. Not wanting to be deflowered, Keli offers him her rosebud, instead, and that's how he takes her. This anal action--and the film's sex--comes to a close with John glopping up Richards' backside. Not bad... not bad at all.