Spreading Joy Review
VCX
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Reviewed by fu_q on 12/11/2017
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Review:
A young athlete and straight-A student, Tom Byron, has but one wish for Christmas...to lose his virginity prior to moving away from home...and Michael Morrison, as Santa Claus, is intent on fulfilling it. Of course, this means sending a pair of his horny helpers, the lovely Roxanne Rollan and Gina Valentino, over to his house to sneak in and make his (wet) dream come true. Such is the case in "Spreading Joy" (a.k.a. "Santa Comes Twice"), an overall-good, 1984 release from VCX and director Adam. Featuring Santa (Morrison) as a CB-wielding, southern-accented dispatcher who sends one of his elves (Luis DeJesus) to escort his helper-babes (Rollan and Valentino) over to Byron's home in their white, 80's pimp limo, it's fairly safe to say that this one doesn't take itself too seriously. Indeed, the entire flick is so intentionally cheesy that it's clearly meant to be more of a comedy than anything else, and in this respect, it works fairly well. The male cast is nothing to write home about (other than Tom, who's in his prime), with Morrison at the twilight of his career and distinctly middle-aged, DeJesus being a heavy little-person, and Paul Baressi also getting up there in years. (No offense is intended, of course.) But this all merely adds to the theme--and also doesn't matter--as the ladies themselves are smokin' hot...and rearing and ready to go. To be sure, from Mrs. Claus (Susan Hart) all the way through Tom's onscreen mom (Rikki Blake)--whom he fucks, by the way--these girls are sizzling...and so are their onscreen antics. The best sequence of the bunch is the material with Rollan, Valentino, and Tom (...and ultimately Blake and Baressi at the end), as it's varied, erotic, and sexy throughout...and devolves into a big orgy. The overall theme, as noted, is fun, as well, and the settings are decently realistic enough. While it won't be for everyone, this flick certainly brings a good deal of mid-80's porno charm...and cheese...and, as such, is probably worth a watch.
In terms of the sex, Scene One finds the frosty-haired (and -pubed) Mrs. Claus (Susan Hart) putting her chubby-hubby's, Santa's (Michael Morrison's), anxiety to rest with a quick BJ-, 69-, and fuck-session in his office. Hart is looking good here in her lacey, white lingerie...particularly as she rides Santa's sleigh...and, even though Morrison struggles a bit and doesn't pop, she manages to provide enough eye candy to keep this one going. In Scene Two, two of Santa's special helpers, Gina Valentino and Roxanne Rollan, instruct their dwarven driver (Luis De Jesus) to pull over on the side of the road so that they can sample one another's goods before they make it to their destination. Backseat fingers-and-tongues action unfolds, before Luis ultimately joins the fray. The fucking that follows is softcore (and shot at double-speed), though Luis does receive a bit of handy- and oral-work from the ladies, particularly Gina, who manages to get him off with her hand. Scene Three brings together the lovely blonde spitfire, Rikki Blake, and Paul Baressi on the living room sofa, after their son (Tom Byron) has gone to bed. Steamy oral and vaginal action ensues and eventually closes out with a load on Ms. Blake's back and backside. In Scene Four, Santa's two helpers, Gina Valentino and Roxanne Rollan, sneak past the pounding parents of the last sequence to find their target, the masturbating Tom Byron. A dream cum true for young Tommy, a throbbing threeway follows, as the lovely ladies suck and fuck him...and he returns the favor. After a handful of stacked and side-by-side positions, including some quick trading off between pussies, Gina (with an assist from Tom) jerks him off all over both her and Roxanne's faces and chests. Scene Five has the fun of the last sequence continuing in oral and digital, post-coital bliss, when Paul and Rikki walk in to find out what their son's been up to. Instead of being overtaken by anger, they succumb to lust, and an all-in-the-family orgy ensues. There's plenty of pussy-eating and -fingering to be found here, and Byron slips it to mommy-dearest, Rikki Blake, as Valentino sucks daddy's dick and Rollan munches on Blake's box. The quintet changes up partners as things go along, and Rikki takes a simultaneous, double-facial in closing out this hot group action. Concomitant and inter-cut with the prior segment, Scene Six has Santa (Michael Morrison) and Mrs. Claus (Susan Hart) going at it orally and vaginally back at the office again. No pop-shot here and only brief action. (This last part could have been left out.) Overall... Not bad.
Review:
A young athlete and straight-A student, Tom Byron, has but one wish for Christmas...to lose his virginity prior to moving away from home...and Michael Morrison, as Santa Claus, is intent on fulfilling it. Of course, this means sending a pair of his horny helpers, the lovely Roxanne Rollan and Gina Valentino, over to his house to sneak in and make his (wet) dream come true. Such is the case in "Spreading Joy" (a.k.a. "Santa Comes Twice"), an overall-good, 1984 release from VCX and director Adam. Featuring Santa (Morrison) as a CB-wielding, southern-accented dispatcher who sends one of his elves (Luis DeJesus) to escort his helper-babes (Rollan and Valentino) over to Byron's home in their white, 80's pimp limo, it's fairly safe to say that this one doesn't take itself too seriously. Indeed, the entire flick is so intentionally cheesy that it's clearly meant to be more of a comedy than anything else, and in this respect, it works fairly well. The male cast is nothing to write home about (other than Tom, who's in his prime), with Morrison at the twilight of his career and distinctly middle-aged, DeJesus being a heavy little-person, and Paul Baressi also getting up there in years. (No offense is intended, of course.) But this all merely adds to the theme--and also doesn't matter--as the ladies themselves are smokin' hot...and rearing and ready to go. To be sure, from Mrs. Claus (Susan Hart) all the way through Tom's onscreen mom (Rikki Blake)--whom he fucks, by the way--these girls are sizzling...and so are their onscreen antics. The best sequence of the bunch is the material with Rollan, Valentino, and Tom (...and ultimately Blake and Baressi at the end), as it's varied, erotic, and sexy throughout...and devolves into a big orgy. The overall theme, as noted, is fun, as well, and the settings are decently realistic enough. While it won't be for everyone, this flick certainly brings a good deal of mid-80's porno charm...and cheese...and, as such, is probably worth a watch.
In terms of the sex, Scene One finds the frosty-haired (and -pubed) Mrs. Claus (Susan Hart) putting her chubby-hubby's, Santa's (Michael Morrison's), anxiety to rest with a quick BJ-, 69-, and fuck-session in his office. Hart is looking good here in her lacey, white lingerie...particularly as she rides Santa's sleigh...and, even though Morrison struggles a bit and doesn't pop, she manages to provide enough eye candy to keep this one going. In Scene Two, two of Santa's special helpers, Gina Valentino and Roxanne Rollan, instruct their dwarven driver (Luis De Jesus) to pull over on the side of the road so that they can sample one another's goods before they make it to their destination. Backseat fingers-and-tongues action unfolds, before Luis ultimately joins the fray. The fucking that follows is softcore (and shot at double-speed), though Luis does receive a bit of handy- and oral-work from the ladies, particularly Gina, who manages to get him off with her hand. Scene Three brings together the lovely blonde spitfire, Rikki Blake, and Paul Baressi on the living room sofa, after their son (Tom Byron) has gone to bed. Steamy oral and vaginal action ensues and eventually closes out with a load on Ms. Blake's back and backside. In Scene Four, Santa's two helpers, Gina Valentino and Roxanne Rollan, sneak past the pounding parents of the last sequence to find their target, the masturbating Tom Byron. A dream cum true for young Tommy, a throbbing threeway follows, as the lovely ladies suck and fuck him...and he returns the favor. After a handful of stacked and side-by-side positions, including some quick trading off between pussies, Gina (with an assist from Tom) jerks him off all over both her and Roxanne's faces and chests. Scene Five has the fun of the last sequence continuing in oral and digital, post-coital bliss, when Paul and Rikki walk in to find out what their son's been up to. Instead of being overtaken by anger, they succumb to lust, and an all-in-the-family orgy ensues. There's plenty of pussy-eating and -fingering to be found here, and Byron slips it to mommy-dearest, Rikki Blake, as Valentino sucks daddy's dick and Rollan munches on Blake's box. The quintet changes up partners as things go along, and Rikki takes a simultaneous, double-facial in closing out this hot group action. Concomitant and inter-cut with the prior segment, Scene Six has Santa (Michael Morrison) and Mrs. Claus (Susan Hart) going at it orally and vaginally back at the office again. No pop-shot here and only brief action. (This last part could have been left out.) Overall... Not bad.
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