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Release date: 9/30/2009
Reviewed on: 10/8/2009
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Johnny, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Mr. Pete, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara, James Deen, Johnny Fender, Mike Hash, Rob Banks, Kristina Rose, Chris Strokes, Chayse Evans, Charlotte Vale
Directed by: Mason
Review brief: In an era of porn where the zenith of a star's popularity is reached when she finds the nadir of her depravity, we have now a movie in which the star is, yes, depraved, but far, far from humbled. Here, Kristina Rose doesn't sink to new depths, but attacks them. She brings energy to everything she does as the newest Slutwoman, and though one gets the strong sense that she really did enjoy making this volume of smut as much as we enjoy watching it.
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Release date: 2/8/2008
Reviewed on: 2/10/2008
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Jada Fire, Jenna Haze, Eva Angelina, Brianna Love, Rebeca Linares, Sasha Grey, Alexis Texas
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: After a year of successful gonzo porn productions, Elegant Angel has put together seven new scenes with a roster of vasity porn starlets that rivals the cast list of any production anywhere. There's not a B-list girl in the bunch. Then, going beyond the call of duty, exhaustive features and respectives are packaged with four complete scenes from the past year's stadout titles.
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Release date: 1/29/2008
Reviewed on: 2/5/2008
Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Starring: Tommy Gunn, Mick Blue, Maria Bellucci, Ocean, James Deen, Brianna Love, Jenny Hendrix, Sasha Grey, Mikey Butders, Sarah Wild
Directed by: Mike Quasar
Review brief: In a movie like Grand Theft Anal 11, the only purpose a vagina serves is to provide geographic orientation to the asshole. Here, it's all anal all the time. Even with the inclusion of some new faces which may not be destined for porn superstardom, this title gives us Sasha Grey, Jenny Hendrix and Brianna Love, each at the top of their games.
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Release date: 1/2/2008
Reviewed on: 1/31/2008
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Chris Cannon, Chris Charming, Van Damage, Sascha, James Deen, Franchezca Valentina, Sasha Grey, Brad Hardy
Review brief: The interactive porn DVD is really quite review proof. If you're of the mind to check one out, then the only questions that seem worth asking are "Is it competently made?" And, "Is the girl at the center of the action worth my attention?" When talking about Total Interactive Control of Sasha Grey, the answers to both questions is "yes." You can still find her doing more energetic work in other videos, but this is certainly enough to satisfy her fans.
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Release date: 11/20/2007
Reviewed on: 1/18/2008
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: John Strong, Mr. Pete, Jenna Haze, Michael Stefano, Shyla Stylez, Sascha, Eva Angelina, Anthony Rosano, James Deen, Jasmine Byrne, Jenny Hendrix, Claire Dames
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: There hasn't been a cast this impressive since Paul Newman, Steve McQueen, Fred Astaire and O.J. Simpson teamed up for The Towering Inferno. But unlike the stars of Big Wet Asses 12, none of those luminaries ever got his sphincter pulled out shape like a Stretch Armstrong doing pilates. Here, you have Eva Angelina, Jenna Haze, Jenny Hendrix, Shyla Stylez, Claire Dames and Jasmine Byrne all having sex--both vaginally and anally--for your carnal entertainment.
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Release date: 1/9/2008
Reviewed on: 1/17/2008
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jeremy Steele, Sean Michaels, Alex Sanders, John Strong, Sergio, John West, Chris Charming, Voodoo, Mike Hawk, Mark Ashley, Eva Angelina, Nadia Styles, Sammie Rhodes, Todd Driller, Jack Venice, Phat Zane, Jenner, Mike Hash, Winston Burbank, Marco Banderas, Audrey Bitoni, John Espizedo
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Over the course of nine scenes and more than two and a half hours, Eva Angelina fucks 18 guys, three women and a dildo so big congress is investigating it for steroid use. Thanks to Jonni Darkko and Evil Angel, we have E for Eva, the most comprehensive travelogue to date of the curvy, raven haired beauty's body and orifices
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Release date: 6/23/2006
Reviewed on: 11/16/2006
Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Lisa Ann, Mark Davis, Mark Wood, Tyler Faith, Scott Nails, Tiffany Rayne, Jenna Presley, Katrina Isis
Directed by: Samson
Review brief: Having not seen volumes one and two I was concerned that I may not understand the plot of Lick It Up 3. What is the subtext? What exactly is being licked and who is licking it? And why? Lisa Ann, who once featured in this reviewer's shamefully deviant fantasies, retired from porn a number of years ago, but now returns. In this, and in many other recently released DVDs, she shows a new generation of porn fans why the previous generation got turned on to porn in the first place. Maybe she can be the masturbatory touchstone for both twenty- and thirty-somethings. Kind of like how our fathers and grandfathers both jerked off to Ann Margaret. Not surprisingly, this DVD raises multiple questions: What exactly is being licked and who is licking it? And why? The titular "It" to which you are referring is male ejaculate. Licking it are Tiffany Rayne, Jenna Presley, Katrina Isis, Tyler Faith and the aforementioned Lisa Ann.
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Release date: 5/24/2003
Reviewed on: 6/7/2003
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Billy Glide, Sky, Max, Tasha Hunter, Dillion Day, Jesse, Adriana Sage, Jim [I] (ambiguous)
Review brief: Starring: Sky, Jesse, Adriana Sage, Tasha Hunter, Billy Glyde, Dillon Day, Max, Cheyne Collins Sky is (or maybe once was) perfect for the Shane's World brand of porn. She's exactly the kind of girl men like. She's beautiful enough to be on the cover of a Vivid video, but is also the kind woman who can wear a baseball cap and mean it. Or, play a boy's game and play it well. Truly, she is everything we want in a pornstar and all we could hope for in a girlfriend. She is the embodiment of Gilligan's grandest wet dream: Mary-Ann trapped in Ginger's body. She is that rarity of contradictions...a sexy tomboy. It's just as easy to picture a woman like Sky shouting back at a televised football game as it is to imagine her emerging from the shower smelling of strawberry scented shampoo. Bewildering. Fairness, however, compels me to fully disclose that since I first saw her, Sky has made me stiffer than American Idol's dance choreography.
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Release date: 11/29/2001
Reviewed on: 3/28/2002
Studio: Private
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Starring: Missy, Brooke Ashley, Philippe Dean, David Perry, Lexington Steele, Wanda Curtis, Silvia Saint, John Walton, Frank Gun, Guy DiSilva, Nacho Vidal, Kate More, Richard Langin, Laura Angel, Amanda Steel, Katarina Martinez, Hakan, Lea de Mae, Franco Roccaforte, Mishi, Stefania Bruni, Zora Banx, Sonya Smith, Sarah McLean, Rumika Powers
Review brief: If Silvia Saint ever becomes pregnant, I hope her baby has the good sense to lick her pussy a couple of times on the way out. OK, maybe that was uncalled for, but the truth of the matter is that when it comes to the aesthetically perfect Silvia Saint no thought can be too depraved, and no lust can be sated. Not even by this excellent DVD. The Private Life of Silvia Saint is a two-disc DVD featuring nothing but the best of its star's work with Private. Such a release is to perverts what the The Lord of the Rings movie was to geeks. It is, simply, all the stuff they like right there in one easy to access package. Private has a loyal following, and I guess it's deserved, though I've never been an enthusiastic fan myself. While well produced with many truly beautiful women, Private movies are often a little distant. Their sex scenes seem to be orchestrated and not as spontaneous as I'd like. Here, stripped from their original contexts, the sex appears a little less managed.
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Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 10/25/2001
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Peter North, Earl Slate, Jewel De'Nyle, Cheyne Collins, Caroline Cage, Jeanie Rivers, Dillion Day, Skylar Knight, Nikita Denise, Jay Sin
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: Starring: Jewel De'Nyle, Skylar, Jeannie Rivers, Nikita Denise, Caroline Cage, Peter North, Cheyne Collins, Dillon Day, Earl Slate Directed By: Peter North In a parallel universe where hardcore fucking has taken the place of professional sports as the country's most profitable diversion, Peter North sits upon a thrown of Nike and Gatorade endorsement deals he hasn't gotten around to signing yet. That's not to say he isn't incapable of making mistakes. As of this writing, Michael Jordan is only weeks away from having announced his comeback...to the Wizards. And North Pole 13 falls short of what other editions have conditioned us to expect. The series' format makes it difficult to review in an expository manner. There is no plot, most of the women are new to the business, and no single segment has anything to do with the others. Yet, questions abound: I'm looking at the picture at the corner of this page and don't mind telling you that I'm digging that girl on the cover.
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Release date: 5/10/2001
Reviewed on: 7/13/2001
Studio: Digital Playground
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Starring: Bobby Vitale, Julia Ann, Tera Patrick, Devin Wolf, Briana Banks
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: Starring: Tera Patrick, Briana Banks, Julia Ann, Devin Wolf, Bobby Vitale Directed By: Joone Tera Patrick is so pretty she'll make you feel like you've been drinking Willy Wonka's fizzy lifting drinks. You'll become light-headed and your body might do things it wouldn't normally do. Like float upwards. She's just that sexy, though it's much too easy to describe her as "exotic." That's a word, after all, used to advertise imported furniture and ethnic restaurants. So, pick another adjective, but make it a good one; someone who looks the way she does deserves more than pedestrian terms. Island Fever, her most recent DVD from Digital Playground, is a visual stunner shot in secluded areas of Maui. And though Tera would have been enough, Julia Ann and Briana Banks are also there to show off their bodies and to have sex for your entertainment.
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Release date: 3/19/2001
Reviewed on: 7/1/2001
Studio: Wicked
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Starring: John Decker, Roxanne Hall, Nico Treasures, Caressa Savage, Alex Sanders, Julie Rage, Jacklyn Lick, Jenna Jameson, Big T, Colt Steel
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Starring: Jenna Jameson, Nico Treasures, Caressa Savage, Roxanne Hall, Julie Rage, John Decker, Colt Steele, Alex Sanders Directed By: F.J. Lincoln Jenna Jameson has been popular for so long we easily forget she used to make average porn movies. Before she ever had sex on luxury yachts and pirate ships, or in mythical worlds and parallel universes, Jenna fucked on porn sets with three or less walls--just like those tangible starlets that don't even have their own web sites yet. Consider this: she worked for Randy West...twice. Jinx, salvaged from the catalogue of Wicked Pictures, gives us Jenna Jameson just as she was blossoming from that sexy girl we liked to watch on our television sets, to the carnal icon we envision on the backs of our sleeping eyelids. What's remained the same, though, is her look. And by look, I'm not talking about the shape of her body; that's changed several times from thin, to curvy, to thin and curvy. I'm talking about her look...the way she occupies space.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/18/2001
Studio: NuTech
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Starring: Ginger Lynn, Georgina Spelvin, Marilyn Chambers, Desiree Cousteau, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Lesllie Bovee
Review brief: Starring: Rene Bond, Lesllie Bovee, Colleen Brennan, Marilyn Chambers, Abigail Claytonl Desiree Cousteau, Vanessa Del Rio, Samantha Fox, Terri Hall, Annette Have, C.J. Lang, Ginger Lynn, Kay Parker, Darby Lloyd Rains, Tina Russell, Candy Samples, Seka, Serena, Georgina Spelvin, Jessie St. James, Nancy Suiter, Linda Wong, Eric Edwards, Jamie Gillis, John Holmes, John Leslie, Harry Reems, Joey Silvera In the literature departments of America's universities academics like to play the canon like investors like to play the stock market. The reputation and "importance" of certain writers rise and fall like tech stocks. Who's better, Faulkner or Salinger? Hawthorne or Cooper? To consider such questions is all mental masturbation when you get right down to it, so it's only natural that porn would follow suite. Jim Holliday, director and self-appointed porn historian, put together a little documentary years ago called Legends of Porn, in which he goes over what he believes to be the cannon of American blue movie stars.
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Release date: 4/17/2001
Reviewed on: 5/5/2001
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Peter North, Chris Cannon, Mika Tan, Miko Lee, Cheyne Collins, Judy, Jezaree, Robbie James, Kiri, Bianca Jordan
Directed by: Peter North
Review brief: Starring: Miko Lee, Kiri, Bianca Jordan, Jezaree, Mika Tan, Judy, Peter North, Robbie James, Chris Cannon, Cheyne Collins Directed by: Peter North At the frequency with which I mow my lawn, Peter North seems to be releasing onto DVD another in his long running North Pole Series. He's up to volume 15 in the digital format, and not much has changed since it's beginning. Why should things change, though? There has been a low point here and there, but North Pole has been consistent at presenting stunning women doing very nasty things. At the risk of personifying North's testicles, let me say they have a tendency to unburden themselves in the presence of new porn talent. To demonstrate this point, he casts himself in two of the movie's vignettes, both with very pretty blondes. What happens next? Who fucks who and who cums where? Perhaps a FAQ is in order: What happens next? Who fucks who and who cums where? You know, I didn't take notes. I'm not much of a note taker, but I am a letter writer.
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Release date: 12/15/2000
Reviewed on: 4/26/2001
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Jenna Jameson, Briana Banks, Michael Lynn
Directed by: Scott Taylor
Review brief: If you're going to produce a two disc virtual sex dvd featuring only one girl, you might as well hire the best. Right now, Jenna Jameson is the best. Sure, some may argue the case for another starlet as being at the top of the pornographic food chain, but there's no denying Jenna Jameson draws more attention, has a wider following, and appeals to more casual porn fans than anyone else in the sex business. She's a true adult superstar. If Michael Jordan was a hot white girl who had sex on film, he'd be Jenna Jameson. Her version of My Plaything does not waste it's high caliber cover girl. It's easy to write the project off, sight unseen, because a girl with a stap-on is standing in for the man who would normally be standing in for us. If your intention is to imagine that it's you taking advantage of Jenna's unequaled body, then here's to hoping you have a good imagination. Admittedly, it's hard to get past the plastic strap-on when it's dick you want.
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Release date: 3/21/2001
Reviewed on: 4/26/2001
Studio: Odyssey
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Starring: Sky, Joey, Nacho Vidal, Billy, Kristina Black, Kami, Jason McCain, Samantha Stylle, Toni Ribas
Review brief: Starring: Sky, Samantha Stylle, Christina, Kamy, Nacho Vidal, Billy Glyde, Jason, Joey, Paul You know what I did on my last day off from work? I slept in, ate a big bowl of cereal, threw out a dead plant, took a nap and watched some TV. Want to know what beautiful porn starlet Sky does with her's? She sucks a stranger's dick, jerks off two others in the back seat of a car, blows some guy she meets at a novelty video booth, has hot sex with Nacho Vidal, and fucks another porn stud inside and outside a luxury hotel room. None of this is at the same time, mind you; it's a long movie with a ton of action. And then there's a staged light saber duel and some very real gun play. What you should be realizing about now, of course, is not only that Sky's free time is much more exciting than mine, but watching Sky's free time is more fun than anything most of us could be doing during our own down time.
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Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 3/31/2001
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
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Starring: Joey Silvera, Montana, John Holmes, Linda Wong, Valerie Perrine, Carole Hilton, Moly Jack, Joanne Levine, Jacklin Morina, Alan Orkin, John Seaman
Directed by: Joseph Blanski
Review brief: Starring: John Holmes, Linda Wong, Carole Hilton, Jacklin Morina, Joanne Levine, Moly Jack, Montana, Valerie Perrine, Joey Silvera, John Seaman, Alan Orkin Directed By: Sam Norvell What do Johnny Appleseed, Pecos Bill, and John Holmes' cock all have in common? Yes, they're bigger than life, but they're also a part of American folklore. Their legends have a knack for getting exaggerated over the course of time. One must stretch his imagination quite a bit to buy into the tall tales told in children's storybooks, however, when it comes to Johnny Wad's wad we've got history recorded on film, videotape, and now DVD. His manhood has taken on mythic proportions--deservedly so, or not--but there's no denying the late poster boy for golden age smut packed some serious wood. With their DVD release of Holmes' pimp film Stormy, I'm surprised NuTech Digital was able to fit his entire dick on just one disc. It's a shame, however, the movie contained on that disc doesn't live up to the grandeur of its star's legend.
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Release date: 1/14/2001
Reviewed on: 3/21/2001
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Michael J. Cox, Brick Majors, Billy Glide, Kimberly Kupps, Brian Surewood, Brooke Ashley, J.R. Carrington, Vince Vouyer, Earl Slate, Dick Nasty, Ron Jeremy, Jay Ashley, John West, Paul Cox, Joel Lawrence, Michael Hurt, Rick Brock, Robert Black, Star Light
Directed by: Robert Black
Review brief: Starring: J.R. Carrington, Brooke Ashley, Star Light, Kimberly Kupps Directed By: Rob Black It's an unwritten rule of mainstream movie making that if you want to make a film without a budget, talented actors, an experienced crew, or marketing support, all you need is liberal portions of nudity and violence, and you can at least make it to video. What happens, then, when you're trying to make a porno with the same limitations? Direct to video is your goal, after all, and lots of nudity is a foregone conclusion. How does a creatively bankrupt porn producer hope to garner a little attention? Well, you put on a freak show and hope the masses confuse extreme with sexy. Gangbang Angels 2 is not the same kind of freak show as one of John T. Bone's uber-gangbangs where 50 guys are disguised as 500. It's still pretty much a freak show, though, but at least director Rob Black is barking his carnival side- show attraction with a little style.
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Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 2/1/2001
Studio: VCA
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Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Tiffany Mynx, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Daisy Chain, Tabitha Stevens, Keisha, Bobbi Bliss, Olivia, April Flowers, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Joel Lawrence, Renee LaRue, Dale Dabone, jessica drake, Root Logins, Van Damage, Clay Hyde, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Jim Holliday
Review brief: Staring: Syndee Steele, Jessica Drake, April, Tiffany Mynx, Daisy Chain, Keisha, Lola, Olivia, Renee LaRue, Bobbi Bliss, Evan Stone, Joel Lawrence, Van Damage, Dale DaBone Directed By: Jim Holliday If it's true that all men think with their dicks, then after watching Jim Holliday's Paradise Hole, mine must be a freakin' genius. See, it's doing all kinds of mental gymnastics at the moment. Watching an extra large cast of A-list porn stars fuck on my television set has a way of doing that. Most top of the line porn directors have their own distinctive styles; Holliday is no different on that count. Yet, his individualism doesn't distinguish itself in a showy look-how-close-I- can-make-porn-resemble-real-movies kind of way. He's a pornographer and Paradise Hole is pornography. It's that simple. Sure, it has Holliday's sense of humor and his usual scripted silliness, but it also has Syndee Steele taking it up the ass and Tiffany Mynx taking it on the face.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/18/2001
Studio: VCA
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Starring: John Decker, Jeanna Fine, Dave Hardman, Stacy Valentine, Alec Metro, Tony Tedeschi, Raylene, Rebecca Lord, Sally Layd, Veronica Hart, Kitten Natividad
Directed by: Antonio Passolini
Review brief: Starring: Stacy Valentine, Raylene, Jeanna Fine, Rebecca Lord, Mustang Sally Layd, Alec Metro, John Decker, Tony Tedeschi, Billy Glide, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Simon Delo, and Veronica Hart Directed by: Antonio Passolini In the spirit of Antonio Passolini's absurd take on post apocalyptic fucking, let me begin this review of Cafe Flesh 2 with a haiku: Stacy Valentine, Man with two dildos for horns... Freaked out, but turned on. Now, don't go expecting haiku in this VCA release; there are none to be found. And if there were any, they'd be better than mine, to be sure. What you will find, on the other hand, is a brain in a jar, a hot 70's era virgin sucking dick, a man who gets sick at the thought of sex with Raylene, two fucking mimes, and of course, Stacy Valentine and a man with two dildos for horns. Director Antonio Passolini is a lot like David Lynch on viagra, but this is not weirdness for weirdness' sake. In fact, this is the whacked- out sequel to someone else's whacked-out original- -Rinse Dream's Cafe Flesh.
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Release date: 6/28/2000
Reviewed on: 1/14/2001
Studio: VCA
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Starring: Shayla LaVeaux, Mickey G., Erik Everhard, Cheyne Collins, jessica drake, Dillion Day
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Starring: Shayla LaVeuax, Jessica Drake, Alexandra Nice, Keri Windsor, Brooke Lane, Mia Smiles, Randy Spears, Devin Wolf, Tyler Wood, Brick Majors, Alec Metro, Cheyne Collins, Dillon Day, Mickey G., Eric Everhard. Directed By: Michael Ninn Among the many extra's on VCA's Shayla's Web is an interview with Michael Ninn in which he says his first loyalty as a director is to himself. That can sound pretty egotistical, and occasionally you might hear talk of "technical" directors like Ninn being self indulgent, but I suspect his true loyalties lie elsewhere. So much of what's on this DVD is what I've been looking for as a consumer that it's hard to believe that he and VCA had anyone but their customers at the center of their collective agenda. Professionalism and sexual heat are not mutually exclusive as this DVD proves. Shayla's Web is thoughtful, entertaining, well shot, packed with extras, and most importantly, it is full of hot action. Here, Ninn explores the idea of internet sexual addiction.
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Release date: 8/23/2000
Reviewed on: 1/11/2001
Studio: Odyssey
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Starring: Chris Cannon, Cheyenne Silver, Halli Aston, Erik Everhard, Charmane Star, Vivian Valentine, Sterling
Review brief: Starring: Halli Aston, Cheyenne Silver, Charmaine Star, Vivian Valentine, Sterling, Eric Everhard, Chris Cannon Directed By: Shane The first time I watched Shane's World 19 I was recovering from an extremely nasty case of salmonella (hint: if that chicken doesn't taste right, don't eat it), but I have nothing but pleasant thoughts of this DVD. I was so violently ill at the time that getting an erection was about as remote a possibility as me being picked to join Shane's next sexual travelogue. Yet, I found myself enjoying this edition in her long running series not just for the sex, but because it's interesting. That's right, thought provoking porn that reveals more about it's performers than what their genitals look like close up. Ostensibly, this is a long x- rated home movie featuring a cast of pornstars in Key West, but it comes across as more of a true documentary. Shane does not appear at all on camera, in sex scenes or anywhere else.
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Release date: 10/31/2000
Reviewed on: 12/21/2000
Studio: Adam & Eve
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Starring: Brick Majors, Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Mickey G., Tera Patrick, Judy, Caroline Cage, Vanda, jessica drake, Cheila, C.G. Summer
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Starring: Tera Patrick, Jessica Drake, Caroline, Judy, Selly Elson, Sheila, Vanda, Evan Stone, Brick Majors, Mark Davis, Mickey G. Directed By: Nicholas Steele I know it's hard to find an up to date globe, what with so many countries going out of business, but try as I might, I just can't seem to find a map to Sex Island. Certainly, I've never been to an island so overrun with sex that it deserved the name. I used to go camping on one in the middle of a lake in Tennessee, but it was just littered with empty beer cans and soiled sleeping bags. The only ass to be found there was me trying to start a fire with a pile of wet sticks. Adam & Eve promises that there is such a place, though--a tropical paradise where Euro- starlets suck dick to pass time and Tera Patrick unleashes her restaurant quality breasts for our libidinous enjoyment. Not since Ricardo Montalban welcomed coochie-coochie girl Charo to Fantasy Island have I wanted so much to vacation to the middle of an ocean. This is not a Fantasy Island parody, however.
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Release date: 5/29/2000
Reviewed on: 12/6/2000
Studio: Caballero
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Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Sharon Mitchell, Jamie Gillis, Eric Edwards, Seka, Bridgette Monet, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Blair Harris, Juliet Anderson, Abigail Clayton, Loni Sanders, Herschel Savage, Susan McBain, Brooke West, Sean Sullivan, Lee Carroll, Lesllie Bovee, David Harris, Serena [II] (classic), Tami Willis
Directed by: Hal Freeman
Review brief: Starring: Annette Haven, Sharon Mitchell, Seka, Lisa Deleeuw, Bridgette Monet, Lee Carrol, Abigail Clayton, Veronica Hart, Serena Eric Edwards, Paul Thomas, Jamie Gillis, Hershel Savage First of all, let it be understood that I hold no porn prejudices. If people want to have sex for my entertainment, who am I not to watch them? That means, among other things, that I have absolutely nothing against "old school" porn. By the same token, however, I don't think "classic" movies are inherently better than what's made today. With that in mind, Blue Ribbon Blue presents itself as a greatest hits package of classic stars. Unfortunately, it's not. In fact, it was produced years ago before its performers were even considered legends, and its poor mastering reflect just how much of a thrown together effort it actually is. Had they known that it would be released in the 21st century, it's producers may have paid closer attention to what they included.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/4/2000
Studio: Vivid
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Starring: Raylene, Eric, Chandler, Bobby, Ian, Devon, Cricket, Melody, Tony
Review brief: Starring: Devon, Raylene, Melody Love, Cricket, Bobby Vitale, Eric Price, Ian Daniels, Tony Tedeschi Directed By: Mark Stone Devil's Blackjack, like lots of other porn, isn't really a movie. It's an excuse to watch lots of people doing it. Of course, this isn't a complaint so much as it is an observation--an observation particularly important to note since most people expect more from a Vivid production. I, however, feel the typical Vivid self indulgences get in the way of what I really want. In that respect, Devil's Blackjack starts off in the right direction. Here, we look in on purgatory's game show in which recently departed souls play a quick game of chance to determine if they go to Hell or porn nirvana. The game, of course, is blackjack and Bobby Vitale is our excitable host. The Vanna White to his Pat Sajak is the overwhelmingly cute Devon, who not only deals the cards, but is also the grand prize on more than one occasion.
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