Reviews of Mike Horner Movies with Trailers (79)
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mike Horner, Jenna Haze, Scott Nails, Tommy Pistol, J-Mac, Keiran Lee, Chad Alva, Isiah Maxwell, Yhivi, Robby Apples, Damon Dice, Ricky Johnson, Ryan Reid, Mazee the Goat, Leo Vice, Scarlett Alexis, Destiny Mira, Elly Clutch
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Ricky Greenwood
Release date: 10/3/2025
Previews: Previews
Deadly Vows review summaries:
fu_q's
It''s criminal syndicates, martial arts, a marriage ceremony, and all of the banging that one could ever desire in award-winning director, Ricky Greenwood''s, "Deadly Vows". Packing one helluva pornographic punch from start to finish, this excellent, high-intensity production from Digital Playground (2025) is, in many ways, Tarantino-esque with its oddball cadre of characters and its focus on comeback followed by payback. Loaded with cameos and non-sex surprises, rife with strong performances (especially on the part of Ms. Ryan Reid), and delivering the blows (and the blowjobs), this was one of the season''s best. Herein, find my scene-by-scene reviews of the episodes that were published as (more or less) the scenes were released on the DP website. Enjoy! [read the full review]
review from 6/10/2026:
It''s criminal syndicates, martial arts, a marriage ceremony, and all of the banging that one could ever desire in award-winning director, Ricky Greenwood''s, "Deadly Vows". Packing one helluva pornographic punch from start to finish, this excellent, high-intensity production from Digital Playground (2025) is, in many ways, Tarantino-esque with its oddball cadre of characters and its focus on comeback followed by payback. Loaded with cameos and non-sex surprises, rife with strong performances (especially on the part of Ms. Ryan Reid), and delivering the blows (and the blowjobs), this was one of the season''s best. Herein, find my scene-by-scene reviews of the episodes that were published as (more or less) the scenes were released on the DP website. Enjoy! [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mike Horner, Billy Dee, Jon Martin, Nikki Knights, Megan Leigh, Alicia Monet, Gail Sterling, Long Chaney
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Max Schenk
Release date: 7/18/2015
Previews: Previews
Hitler Sucks (Gourmet Video Collection) review summaries:
fu_q's
It's a blitzkrieg-balling good time when Adolf Hitler (played by Jon Martin) and his carnal cohort of heil-happy, horny Heinies find their way to a high-end bordello for some fun in the sack. Such is the case in "Hitler Sucks", a very good, 1988 release from GVC and Max Schenk. [read the full review]
review from 7/1/2016:
It's a blitzkrieg-balling good time when Adolf Hitler (played by Jon Martin) and his carnal cohort of heil-happy, horny Heinies find their way to a high-end bordello for some fun in the sack. Such is the case in "Hitler Sucks", a very good, 1988 release from GVC and Max Schenk. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, Lynn Lemay, James Bartholet, Alana Evans, Nick Manning, Kris Slater, James Deen, Payton Leigh, Lexi Belle, Mikey Butders, Shawna Lenee, Tanner Mayes, Kagney Linn Karter, Dylan Riley, Scotty Piper
Studio: LFP Video
Directed by: Will Ryder
Release date: 5/21/2010
Previews: Previews
Not the Brady's XXX: Bradys Meet the Partridge Family review summaries:
bono-ONE's
Ok we have a bit of a superstar pairing here as two of the 1970's biggest TV families are brought together in XXX parody, I'm talking the Brady's and the Partridge's. Sadly it's not the entire Partridge family as we're missing Tori Black and Faye Reagan but we do get fine scenes from Nick Manning who as you might expect bangs Marcia and then it's Shirley Partridge who brings out the inner swinger in Carol & Mike Brady! We get more funny lines and the outfits are good nods to the time period. Well worth a look see for fans of the Brady XXX movies plus you add in the two Partridges in their scenes making this another winning parody from the team of Will Ryder and Scott David. [read the full review]
review from 5/30/2010:
Ok we have a bit of a superstar pairing here as two of the 1970's biggest TV families are brought together in XXX parody, I'm talking the Brady's and the Partridge's. Sadly it's not the entire Partridge family as we're missing Tori Black and Faye Reagan but we do get fine scenes from Nick Manning who as you might expect bangs Marcia and then it's Shirley Partridge who brings out the inner swinger in Carol & Mike Brady! We get more funny lines and the outfits are good nods to the time period. Well worth a look see for fans of the Brady XXX movies plus you add in the two Partridges in their scenes making this another winning parody from the team of Will Ryder and Scott David. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Mike Horner, Tommy Gunn, Kris Slater, Nicole Ray, Sara Stone, Riley Evans, Bree Olson, Eric Swiss, Faye Reagan
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Jim Malibu
Release date: 3/23/2010
Previews: Previews
Debbie Duz Dishes Again review summaries:
GS500's
This is a fun little re-take on an old classic film. Starring Bree Olson and co., when Nina took on all the cocks and sex her self. Bree shares the job with a few of her favorite friends. Hot sex, funny plot in between and all star cameos to boot. [read the full review]
review from 5/19/2010:
This is a fun little re-take on an old classic film. Starring Bree Olson and co., when Nina took on all the cocks and sex her self. Bree shares the job with a few of her favorite friends. Hot sex, funny plot in between and all star cameos to boot. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, Lynn Lemay, Alana Evans, Kris Slater, James Deen, Nicole Ray, Lexi Belle, Mikey Butders, Eric John, Kacey Jordan, Tanner Mayes, Ashlyn Rae, Dylan Riley, Seth Gamble
Studio: LFP Video
Directed by: Will Ryder
Release date: 11/24/2009
Previews: Previews
Not the Bradys XXX: Pussy Power review summaries:
bono-ONE's
Another great installment in the Not the Bradys XXX franchise. We've had a few cast changes but they were good ones as Lexi Belle, Dylan Riley come on board and you have the great addition of Tanner Mayes in this one too and she doesn't disappoint doing a solo as well as fucking one of the Brady boys. Alice is back too along with Sam the Butcher-- Ron Jeremy and he has a few good lines in a memorable scene with Lynn Lemay's Alice. An easy purchase for fans of the series. The story isn't to hard to follow, Jan is jealous of Marcia's popularity and she wants some. Tanner pipes in with some advice and it takes awhile but you'll see Jan come around in a good finale with Eric John. [read the full review]
review from 12/3/2009:
Another great installment in the Not the Bradys XXX franchise. We've had a few cast changes but they were good ones as Lexi Belle, Dylan Riley come on board and you have the great addition of Tanner Mayes in this one too and she doesn't disappoint doing a solo as well as fucking one of the Brady boys. Alice is back too along with Sam the Butcher-- Ron Jeremy and he has a few good lines in a memorable scene with Lynn Lemay's Alice. An easy purchase for fans of the series. The story isn't to hard to follow, Jan is jealous of Marcia's popularity and she wants some. Tanner pipes in with some advice and it takes awhile but you'll see Jan come around in a good finale with Eric John. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, Keisha, Lili Marlene, Stacey Donovan
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Alex deRenzy
Release date: 10/20/2009
Previews: Previews
Moving In (Cal Vista Classics) review summaries:
T0MBOne's
VCX has re-released Alex de Rezny's MOVING IN as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2009. Here's a review. [read the full review]
review from 11/19/2009:
VCX has re-released Alex de Rezny's MOVING IN as part of its Cal Vista Classic series of DVDs for 2009. Here's a review. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Shanna McCullough, Mike Horner, Billy Dee, Jon Martin, Krista Lane, Ashley Welles, Gail Sterling, Nikki Knight
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Release date: 11/25/2008
Previews: Previews
Grind (CalVista) review summaries:
T0MBOne's
VCX has re-released GRIND! (1988, Cal vista) as part of its Cal Vista classic series of DVDs which debuted in 2008. [read the full review]
review from 4/16/2009:
VCX has re-released GRIND! (1988, Cal vista) as part of its Cal Vista classic series of DVDs which debuted in 2008. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Nick East, Steven St. Croix, Brandon Iron, Dave Hardman, Mike Horner, David Perry, Alex, Frank Gun, Chris Charming, Johnny Thrust, Venus, Steve Holmes, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Janet, Natalie, Mark Wood, Kamil Klein, Terri Summers, Pascal White, Dora Venter, Mr. Pete, Toni Ribas, Monica Sweetheart, Mick Blue, Kathy Anderson, George Uhl, Neeo, Mark Ashley, Ramon Nomar, Craig Moore, Ashley Long, Jodie Moore, Ben English, Greg Centauro, Andrea Moranty, Joe Monti, Talon, Steve Hooper, Lauren Phoenix, Tina Wagner, Katsuni, Andy Brown, Cony Ferrara, Gia Paloma, Sharka Blue, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Naudia Rio, Angel Dark, Seth Dickens, Buster Good, Simony Diamond, Vanessa Mae, Sarah Twain, Patrik, Antonio Ross, Nikki Rider, Jennifer Stone, Tony James, Suzie Diamond, Tony De Sergio, Cory Everson, Omar Galanti, Csoky Ice, Benjamin Brat, Gabriel Montoya, J.J., Horst Baron, Matt Bird, Marco Banderas, Sunny Jay, Dieter Von Stein, Chloe Delaure, Mike Angelo, Roxy Panther, Rudy Strong, Regina Ice, Leny Ewil, Nick Moreno, Defrancesca Gallardo, Yessi
Studio: Private
Release date: 11/24/2008
Previews: Previews
Best by Private 98: Top 40 DP's review summaries:
Comet Man's
A compilation of DP's (only the DP parts) of scenes for 40 of Private's actresses. Unfortunately, quite a few of these are so short that they're not worth watching and there are also too many that are clipped. [read the full review]
review from 12/16/2008:
A compilation of DP's (only the DP parts) of scenes for 40 of Private's actresses. Unfortunately, quite a few of these are so short that they're not worth watching and there are also too many that are clipped. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, Daniel, Lynn Lemay, Gina Lynn, Scott Lyons, Alana Evans, Aurora Snow, Kris Slater, Teagan Presley, James Deen, Lu Bricate, Alexis Love, Mikey Butders, Maya Gates, Sienna West, Kacey Jordan, Emma Heart
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Will Ryder
Release date: 11/18/2008
Previews: Previews
Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia review summaries:
bono-ONE's
Here we have a 'sequel' to the highly successful sex film parody, Not the Bradys XXX. This time out the focus is on Marcia who is played by Teagan wanting to win a contest where she gets to meet a teen pop idol played by Evan Stone, ok you have to suspend your belief he could be a teen idol, ok I'm willing! You have some great nods to the real show from the music used, the clothes, the way everyone speaks and the laughtrack- a staple of many a tv show is expertly used here. As so often is the case nothing is simple in Not the Brady's land and you should enjoy watching how this plays out as you have entertaining sex too by all the principals save for Mr. & Mrs. B, hell even Alice played by Lynn Lemay gets some, you will laugh as Ron Jeremy aka Sam the butcher tries to slip Alice the beef but all he can do is suck on those giant tits and get a hand job! Well this is another good run at parody and is well worth a purchase for fans of the first or those seeking a new fun feature to watch. [read the full review]
review from 11/25/2008:
Here we have a 'sequel' to the highly successful sex film parody, Not the Bradys XXX. This time out the focus is on Marcia who is played by Teagan wanting to win a contest where she gets to meet a teen pop idol played by Evan Stone, ok you have to suspend your belief he could be a teen idol, ok I'm willing! You have some great nods to the real show from the music used, the clothes, the way everyone speaks and the laughtrack- a staple of many a tv show is expertly used here. As so often is the case nothing is simple in Not the Brady's land and you should enjoy watching how this plays out as you have entertaining sex too by all the principals save for Mr. & Mrs. B, hell even Alice played by Lynn Lemay gets some, you will laugh as Ron Jeremy aka Sam the butcher tries to slip Alice the beef but all he can do is suck on those giant tits and get a hand job! Well this is another good run at parody and is well worth a purchase for fans of the first or those seeking a new fun feature to watch. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Amber Lynn, Tamara Longley, Mike Horner, Joey Silvera, Jamie Gillis, Jon Martin, Sheri St. Clair, Lili Marlene
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Release date: 11/18/2008
Previews: Previews
Perfect Partners (Cal Vista Classics) review summaries:
T0MBOne's
VCX has re-released PERFECT PARTNERS (1986, Cal Vista Video) in its Cal Vista classic series of DVDs, which debuted in 2008. [read the full review]
review from 4/14/2009:
VCX has re-released PERFECT PARTNERS (1986, Cal Vista Video) in its Cal Vista classic series of DVDs, which debuted in 2008. [read the full review]
Who's Nailin' Paylin? review summaries:
sexyhard's
Palin's Bush doctrine debacle is examined in this deeply penetrating DVD. [read the full review]
review from 11/24/2008:
Palin's Bush doctrine debacle is examined in this deeply penetrating DVD. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, Nina Hartley, Aurora Snow, Jenna Haze, Winter Sky, Eva Angelina, Teagan Presley, Sunny Lane, Sasha Grey, Daisy Layne, Marli Jane, Kelly Skyline, Madison Ivy, Kandice Nicole, James Bartely, Michele Avanti
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Will Ryder
Release date: 9/30/2008
Previews: Previews
Not Bewitched XXX review summaries:
Bart's
A comedy spoof of the 60's and 70's TV Series starring Jenna Haze as Samantha and Mike Horner as Darrin. A very strong supporting group make up the remaining cast including some of the top names in porn today. [read the full review]
review from 11/13/2008:
A comedy spoof of the 60's and 70's TV Series starring Jenna Haze as Samantha and Mike Horner as Darrin. A very strong supporting group make up the remaining cast including some of the top names in porn today. [read the full review]
barrettman's
Comedic/spoof porn done right . Excellent cast : Mike Horner is spot-on as ' Darrin ', same for Nina Hartley as ' Endora ' . Teagan is terrific as a tempting ' Tabitha ' . Also, Ms Jenna Haze makes for a, erm, ' bewitching ' Samantha ! The sex ? Other than the disappointment of NOT seeing Endora and Mr Stevens have coital coupling( lol ! ), sex here is pretty decent . Why, nosy neighbor ' Gladys ' ( Michelle Avanti ) even enjoys some Interracial anal lovin' . Oh those wacky suburbs ! Definitely worth checking out . [read the full review]
review from 10/7/2008:
Comedic/spoof porn done right . Excellent cast : Mike Horner is spot-on as ' Darrin ', same for Nina Hartley as ' Endora ' . Teagan is terrific as a tempting ' Tabitha ' . Also, Ms Jenna Haze makes for a, erm, ' bewitching ' Samantha ! The sex ? Other than the disappointment of NOT seeing Endora and Mr Stevens have coital coupling( lol ! ), sex here is pretty decent . Why, nosy neighbor ' Gladys ' ( Michelle Avanti ) even enjoys some Interracial anal lovin' . Oh those wacky suburbs ! Definitely worth checking out . [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Here's a highly anticipated movie as we start rolling into the Awards season, Not the Bradys XXX was such a success you knew there would be more and what tv series was ripe for the plucking next, well it was Bewitched!! The twist here has Aunt Clara played by Eva Angelina performing a spell turning little Tabitha into big Tabitha played by the gorgeous Teagan. As was the case on the show craziness ensued whenever magic was performed in the house, Darren has to try and explain to his boss Larry Tate, Endora keeps popping in and she's expertly portrayed by Nina Hartley and to add more humor to the mix we get Ron Jeremy popping in as Dr. Bombay-- he brings harem girls too so more fun!! An instant purchase probably for most of you who enjoyed the Brady's movie and for those curious it's a most rental plus you add in so much BTS with a commentary too which runs over the entire movie if you wish to listen. Well done indeed. [read the full review]
review from 9/29/2008:
Here's a highly anticipated movie as we start rolling into the Awards season, Not the Bradys XXX was such a success you knew there would be more and what tv series was ripe for the plucking next, well it was Bewitched!! The twist here has Aunt Clara played by Eva Angelina performing a spell turning little Tabitha into big Tabitha played by the gorgeous Teagan. As was the case on the show craziness ensued whenever magic was performed in the house, Darren has to try and explain to his boss Larry Tate, Endora keeps popping in and she's expertly portrayed by Nina Hartley and to add more humor to the mix we get Ron Jeremy popping in as Dr. Bombay-- he brings harem girls too so more fun!! An instant purchase probably for most of you who enjoyed the Brady's movie and for those curious it's a most rental plus you add in so much BTS with a commentary too which runs over the entire movie if you wish to listen. Well done indeed. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tamara Longley, Mike Horner, Joey Silvera, Kristara Barrington, Jon Martin, Jessica Wylde, Carol Titian, Tiffany DuPonte
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Jerry Ross
Release date: 8/2/2008
Previews: Previews
Original Sex Academy, The review summaries:
Flash's
The Original Sex Academy is a prime example of how adult movies went wrong when they switched from shot on film productions to shot on video productions. The Original Sex Academy capitalizes on the name of Police Academy, but that is as far as any connection between the two movies. The Original Sex Academy is a series of sex scenes with some plotted portions between them to make the movie look like a feature movie. The sex scenes are average. There isn't any real reason to see this movie. Gourmet Video has done a better than their average job but still not average job with their DVD release with acceptable video and audio quality. [read the full review]
review from 7/17/2018:
The Original Sex Academy is a prime example of how adult movies went wrong when they switched from shot on film productions to shot on video productions. The Original Sex Academy capitalizes on the name of Police Academy, but that is as far as any connection between the two movies. The Original Sex Academy is a series of sex scenes with some plotted portions between them to make the movie look like a feature movie. The sex scenes are average. There isn't any real reason to see this movie. Gourmet Video has done a better than their average job but still not average job with their DVD release with acceptable video and audio quality. [read the full review]
(3.7 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Mike Horner, Georgina Spelvin, Desiree Cousteau, Jesie St. James, Richard Pacheco, Jack Wright, Anthony Spinelli, Ken Scudder, Laurien Dominique, Bob Bernharding, Dan Howard, Ronald Davis
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Directed by: Anthony Spinelli
Release date: 7/1/2008
Previews: Previews
Easy (Cal Vista) review summaries:
fu_q's
An unintentional encounter with a loser student leads a repressed-though-sexual, young teacher, Jesie St. James, down a dirty and ultimately unfulfilling path. Indeed, it seems that no matter which turn she takes in her life thereafter--for love, for lust, or for both--Jesi is destined for erotic despair. Such is the case in "Easy", a very good, 1978 release from VCX and director Anthony Spinelli. [read the full review]
review from 1/15/2016:
An unintentional encounter with a loser student leads a repressed-though-sexual, young teacher, Jesie St. James, down a dirty and ultimately unfulfilling path. Indeed, it seems that no matter which turn she takes in her life thereafter--for love, for lust, or for both--Jesi is destined for erotic despair. Such is the case in "Easy", a very good, 1978 release from VCX and director Anthony Spinelli. [read the full review]
T0MBOne's
Anthony Spinelli's porn classic, Easy (1979, Cal Vista) gets a re-release from VCX in 2008. Here is a review. [read the full review]
review from 3/26/2009:
Anthony Spinelli's porn classic, Easy (1979, Cal Vista) gets a re-release from VCX in 2008. Here is a review. [read the full review]
Classix Comments'
Easy, one of director Anthony Spinelli's lesser films, gets a lesser treatment from overpriced crap-factory VCX. [read the full review]
review from 10/7/2008:
Easy, one of director Anthony Spinelli's lesser films, gets a lesser treatment from overpriced crap-factory VCX. [read the full review]
Naked Pen, The review summaries:
barrettman's
Oldie but goodie, or oldie & moldy ? Hmm. Suppose it's kinda nice to travel backwards in porn time, but this one's just not that molten, despite the presence of Tyffany Million . Best for ' golden age ' junkies . [read the full review]
review from 6/20/2008:
Oldie but goodie, or oldie & moldy ? Hmm. Suppose it's kinda nice to travel backwards in porn time, but this one's just not that molten, despite the presence of Tyffany Million . Best for ' golden age ' junkies . [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Shanna McCullough, Mike Horner, Barbara Dare, Nina Hartley, Don Fernando, Erica Boyer, Billy Dee, Jon Martin, Shone Taylor, Erica Idol, Rita Ricardo, Kari Foxx, Nikki Knight
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Charles De Santos
Release date: 12/12/2007
Previews: Previews
Barbara Dare's Affairs review summaries:
fu_q's
Proving that you sometimes have to give some head to get ahead, Shanna McCullough uses her beauty and sexual prowess to make her way in the cut-throat, corporate world. Unfortunately for her, this includes mixing herself up in a high-end, pay-for-sex ring run after-hours out of her office that quickly jeopardizes her legit career. Such is the case in "Barbara Dare's Affairs" (a.k.a. "Corporate Affairs"), a very good, 1986 release from Gourmet Video and director Carlos DeSantos. [read the full review]
review from 3/29/2016:
Proving that you sometimes have to give some head to get ahead, Shanna McCullough uses her beauty and sexual prowess to make her way in the cut-throat, corporate world. Unfortunately for her, this includes mixing herself up in a high-end, pay-for-sex ring run after-hours out of her office that quickly jeopardizes her legit career. Such is the case in "Barbara Dare's Affairs" (a.k.a. "Corporate Affairs"), a very good, 1986 release from Gourmet Video and director Carlos DeSantos. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Nick East, Steven St. Croix, Roxanne Hall, Serenity, Temptress, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Sharon Kane, Tony Tedeschi, Mike Horner, Zenza Raggi, J.J. Michaels, Jacklyn Lick, Marc Wallice, Mickey G., Scott Styles, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Zara Whites, Teri Weigel, Angelique, Brooke, Hyapatia Lee, Voodoo, Ava Vincent, Nicole Sheridan, Max Cortes, Herschel Savage, Monica Mayhem, Kathy Anderson, James Lewis, Talon, Kaylani Lei, Shy Love, Derrick Pierce, Stormy Daniels, Sydnee Steele, Colt Steel, Manuela Zvon
Studio: Wicked
Release date: 11/14/2007
Previews: Previews
Bust a Nut on My Gut review summaries:
GS500's
A nicely edited collection of Wicked films where the guy finishes on her body. Some of these scenes are really old and the actors are quite hairy. Other than that it's a pretty average collection of cumshots. Since there are a ton of clips, I'm going to give a 5 sec overview, maybe scan the list for a favorite star, but there's not much else to this. Best scenes are Shy Love and Stormy Daniels. [read the full review]
review from 9/8/2009:
A nicely edited collection of Wicked films where the guy finishes on her body. Some of these scenes are really old and the actors are quite hairy. Other than that it's a pretty average collection of cumshots. Since there are a ton of clips, I'm going to give a 5 sec overview, maybe scan the list for a favorite star, but there's not much else to this. Best scenes are Shy Love and Stormy Daniels. [read the full review]
(4.1 stars avg from 5 reviews)
Starring: Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, Lynn Lemay, Alana Evans, Aurora Snow, Kurt Lockwood, Leah Luv, James Deen, Jasmine Byrne, Benjamin Brat, Tee Reel, Paulina James, Veronique Vega, Mikey Butders
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Will Ryder
Release date: 9/18/2007
Previews: Previews
Not the Bradys XXX review summaries:
All reviews of Not the Bradys XXX
astroknight's
This is a great porno parody, and easily one of the best adult comedies of 2007. Will Ryder does a great job casting the girls and parents, and nails the feel of the original series extremely well. The guys are a little weaker for fitting the characters and the editing of the sex was held back slightly by rarely showing the position changes. That said, the movie has such a fun feeling along with hot sex and great art direction that those complaints are both very minor and shouldn't hold anybody back from checking this release out. This is an extremely enjoyable release and a DVD that shows a lot of care. [read the full review]
review from 12/23/2007:
This is a great porno parody, and easily one of the best adult comedies of 2007. Will Ryder does a great job casting the girls and parents, and nails the feel of the original series extremely well. The guys are a little weaker for fitting the characters and the editing of the sex was held back slightly by rarely showing the position changes. That said, the movie has such a fun feeling along with hot sex and great art direction that those complaints are both very minor and shouldn't hold anybody back from checking this release out. This is an extremely enjoyable release and a DVD that shows a lot of care. [read the full review]
ems_guy's
Not The Bradys XXX is one of the best spoofs ever released! A great and talented cast along with a good script makes this movie almost as if you are watching a rerun of the Brady's! I highly Recommend purchasing this to add to your collection! [read the full review]
review from 11/3/2007:
Not The Bradys XXX is one of the best spoofs ever released! A great and talented cast along with a good script makes this movie almost as if you are watching a rerun of the Brady's! I highly Recommend purchasing this to add to your collection! [read the full review]
SexyHard's
Not the Bradys XXX features some hot women doing vanilla sex. It's worth a rent, but I wouldn't buy it. [read the full review]
review from 10/7/2007:
Not the Bradys XXX features some hot women doing vanilla sex. It's worth a rent, but I wouldn't buy it. [read the full review]
Erotic World Of Crystal Dawn, The review summaries:
fu_q's
Narrated by its star, the slang-slinging 1980's cutie, Crystal Dawn, "The Erotic World of Crystal Dawn" from VCR (1985) serves up eight sexy scenes nominally drawn from the strawberry blonde coquette's personal experience. Included among the offerings, one finds the full array of pornographic fare, including IR, plenty of anal, girl-on-girl, and DP. Further, Crystal certainly knows how to play the not-so-innocent, barely-legal role well, and she capitalizes upon it to good effect throughout. For those interested in some naughty nostalgia and / or getting to know this early-era anal queen, this one is recommended. [read the full review]
review from 7/17/2015:
Narrated by its star, the slang-slinging 1980's cutie, Crystal Dawn, "The Erotic World of Crystal Dawn" from VCR (1985) serves up eight sexy scenes nominally drawn from the strawberry blonde coquette's personal experience. Included among the offerings, one finds the full array of pornographic fare, including IR, plenty of anal, girl-on-girl, and DP. Further, Crystal certainly knows how to play the not-so-innocent, barely-legal role well, and she capitalizes upon it to good effect throughout. For those interested in some naughty nostalgia and / or getting to know this early-era anal queen, this one is recommended. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, Rita Faltoyano, Katie Morgan, Vicky Vette, Malibu, Gabriella Dreams, J.R. Langdon
Studio: Platinum Blue Productions
Directed by: Cash Markman
Release date: 3/26/2007
Previews: Previews
Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4 review summaries:
astroknight's
It's hard not to make fun of Gene Roddenberry's baby at times, especially when William Shatner is involved. Cash Markman shows that although not hard to make fun of, it can also be far from easy to do it right. His sci-fi spoof here falls short with jokes that more often just plain bad than funny along with sex that has trouble making it to the average level despite normally reliable talent like Katie Morgan and Rita Faltoyano for the ladies and Randy Spears and Mike Horner for the guys. The plot does come along as the movie goes on, but the sex never catches on. There's also no real effort put into the extras and the technical aspects just made it past the average level. Aim low if you can't resist this one. [read the full review]
review from 5/10/2007:
It's hard not to make fun of Gene Roddenberry's baby at times, especially when William Shatner is involved. Cash Markman shows that although not hard to make fun of, it can also be far from easy to do it right. His sci-fi spoof here falls short with jokes that more often just plain bad than funny along with sex that has trouble making it to the average level despite normally reliable talent like Katie Morgan and Rita Faltoyano for the ladies and Randy Spears and Mike Horner for the guys. The plot does come along as the movie goes on, but the sex never catches on. There's also no real effort put into the extras and the technical aspects just made it past the average level. Aim low if you can't resist this one. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Shanna McCullough, Mike Horner, Don Fernando, Billy Dee, Jon Martin, Viper, Alicia Monet, Gail Sterling, Long Chainy
Studio: Gourmet Video (GVC)
Directed by: Max Schenk
Release date: 9/14/2006
Previews: Previews
Erotic Adventures Of Bonnie & Clyde, The review summaries:
fu_q's
When just about every notorious outlaw of the day shows up by chance at her isolated, country farm, the young, adventure-seeking redhead, Shanna McCullough, does everything short of fucking them to get them to take her with them. (...Just kidding! She does that, too...) Such is the case in "The Erotic Adventures of Bonnie & Clyde", a decent, 1988 release from Gourmet Video and director Max Schenk. [read the full review]
review from 2/21/2017:
When just about every notorious outlaw of the day shows up by chance at her isolated, country farm, the young, adventure-seeking redhead, Shanna McCullough, does everything short of fucking them to get them to take her with them. (...Just kidding! She does that, too...) Such is the case in "The Erotic Adventures of Bonnie & Clyde", a decent, 1988 release from Gourmet Video and director Max Schenk. [read the full review]
Slick Honey review summaries:
barrettman's
Synopsis Ah the old days, bad acting and big bush, lol. This one's a comedy, with a running joke that involved private eye, Marc Wallice being the only one who thinks its raining, sticks his head outside his office and gets a bucket of water to the face. The plot device is Marc spying on Rachel Ashley's hubby, Mike Horner, to see if he's having an affair. Turns out that both Ashley & Horner are just voyeurs who love to masturbate while watching others masturbate. Ah love. The Cast Unquestionably the selling point. Selena Steele is stunningly hot. Charli, no, not the mid 90s one, is here in a RARE dvd... I think iv'e only seen her in ' Star 90' too. Anyhow, she's smokin' hot. Rachel Ashley. MILF. Sexy milf, with big brestesses. Nice. You blond lovers will enjoy all natural Sascha Strange. Long curly blond hair, suprisingly w/out implants. Cool. The Sex Umm, not all that remarkable. [read the full review]
review from 6/9/2006:
Synopsis Ah the old days, bad acting and big bush, lol. This one's a comedy, with a running joke that involved private eye, Marc Wallice being the only one who thinks its raining, sticks his head outside his office and gets a bucket of water to the face. The plot device is Marc spying on Rachel Ashley's hubby, Mike Horner, to see if he's having an affair. Turns out that both Ashley & Horner are just voyeurs who love to masturbate while watching others masturbate. Ah love. The Cast Unquestionably the selling point. Selena Steele is stunningly hot. Charli, no, not the mid 90s one, is here in a RARE dvd... I think iv'e only seen her in ' Star 90' too. Anyhow, she's smokin' hot. Rachel Ashley. MILF. Sexy milf, with big brestesses. Nice. You blond lovers will enjoy all natural Sascha Strange. Long curly blond hair, suprisingly w/out implants. Cool. The Sex Umm, not all that remarkable. [read the full review]
Gypsy Ball review summaries:
fu_q's
Everyone's getting balled and having a ball when a fortune teller, Ms. Sandy Hill, gazes into her... well... crystal ball, of course. Such is the case in "Gypsy Ball", a decent, 1980 release from VCX that uses the sultry soothsayer and her visions as a means of connecting a variety of otherwise-disconnected (...and ridiculously overdubbed...) scenes. [read the full review]
review from 7/1/2016:
Everyone's getting balled and having a ball when a fortune teller, Ms. Sandy Hill, gazes into her... well... crystal ball, of course. Such is the case in "Gypsy Ball", a decent, 1980 release from VCX that uses the sultry soothsayer and her visions as a means of connecting a variety of otherwise-disconnected (...and ridiculously overdubbed...) scenes. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Erica Boyer, Misty Regan, Michael Morrison, Holly McCall, Lynx Cannon, Richard Pacheco, Blair Harris, Richard, Anna Turner, Loni Sanders, Fay Burd, Jesse Adams, Jackson, Nicole Black, Tigr, Chelsea McClane, Sonya Summers, Perry Mann
Studio: Caballero
Directed by: Ken Gibb
Release date: 11/20/2005
Previews: Previews
Please... Mr. Postman (Caballero) review summaries:
fu_q's
Giving the phrase "going postal" a whole new meaning, it's one special delivery after another when Loni Sanders, a mailwoman who's as horny as she is committed to her job, takes care of both co-workers and clients alike along her route in "Please... Mr. Postman". A fairly good, 1981 release from Caballero and director Louis Lewis, this flick finds both Ms. Sanders, as well as her customers, partaking in all manner of mail-inspired, sexual mayhem. [read the full review]
review from 5/12/2018:
Giving the phrase "going postal" a whole new meaning, it's one special delivery after another when Loni Sanders, a mailwoman who's as horny as she is committed to her job, takes care of both co-workers and clients alike along her route in "Please... Mr. Postman". A fairly good, 1981 release from Caballero and director Louis Lewis, this flick finds both Ms. Sanders, as well as her customers, partaking in all manner of mail-inspired, sexual mayhem. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 6 reviews)
Starring: Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Tommy Gunn, Eric Masterson, Cherokee, jessica drake, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Rita Faltoyano, Katie Morgan, Manuel Ferrara, Devon Michaels, Rebecca Love, Kris Slater, Kinzie Kenner, Scott Nails, Keri Sable, Taryn Thomas, Stormy Daniels, Katja Kassin
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Release date: 8/10/2005
Previews: Previews
Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre review summaries:
All reviews of Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre
GGG's
A brilliantly written and acted feature that is clever and witty, but with a couple of lukewarm sex scenes. Perfect for those who enjoy well-made features, and for couples who are looking for a fun appetizer. [read the full review]
review from 8/8/2009:
A brilliantly written and acted feature that is clever and witty, but with a couple of lukewarm sex scenes. Perfect for those who enjoy well-made features, and for couples who are looking for a fun appetizer. [read the full review]
classix comment's
Wicked has promoted itself as one of the premier feature companies and their movies are supposed to be some of the best. Well, in this case, the feature aspects were forgotten in favor of the endless sex scenes. Avoid this unless you want a boring story with even duller sex. [read the full review]
review from 12/20/2008:
Wicked has promoted itself as one of the premier feature companies and their movies are supposed to be some of the best. Well, in this case, the feature aspects were forgotten in favor of the endless sex scenes. Avoid this unless you want a boring story with even duller sex. [read the full review]
bono-ONE's
Well fans I took time out to check out a feature, yes a feature!! With the upcoming XRCO's I saw this title in the nominations and I hadn't checked it out yet and I was curious as I'm a fan of Stormy, Jessica's and I saw a few other's in here I love such as Kinzie, Rita, Taryn, and Katja. Jonathan Morgan has carved out quite a career as director and seeing him take on the horror genre in a spoof kind of way was also intriguing. I gave up counting how many horror films they were spoofing, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Ring, Friday the 13th, Halloween, I mean they went all out. A few reviews have already covered this title pretty good so I just wanted to add from a gonzo fan's point of view I still found things to get off on. The POV stuff with Jessica and Eric was pretty hot and her dirty talk really added to that scene. [read the full review]
review from 3/9/2006:
Well fans I took time out to check out a feature, yes a feature!! With the upcoming XRCO's I saw this title in the nominations and I hadn't checked it out yet and I was curious as I'm a fan of Stormy, Jessica's and I saw a few other's in here I love such as Kinzie, Rita, Taryn, and Katja. Jonathan Morgan has carved out quite a career as director and seeing him take on the horror genre in a spoof kind of way was also intriguing. I gave up counting how many horror films they were spoofing, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Ring, Friday the 13th, Halloween, I mean they went all out. A few reviews have already covered this title pretty good so I just wanted to add from a gonzo fan's point of view I still found things to get off on. The POV stuff with Jessica and Eric was pretty hot and her dirty talk really added to that scene. [read the full review]