Not Bewitched XXX Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  9/29/2008

Alright fans it's getting towards the end of the year and that means all the studios will be cranking out their big year end pictures-- you know the ones which are geared for the big Awards which will soon be announced. Here we have a strong contender in the comedy genre from the folks who brought you Not The Bradys XXX comes another parody of an iconic 1960's show Bewitched-- you know the one with that stone cold fox Elizabeth Montgomery, well in this one she's parodied by the lovely Jenna Haze who spots a big blond wig for the role. You have the main characters represented from the tv show here, Derwood aka Darrin is played by Mike Horner who seems made for the part, Nina Hartley does a spot on portrayal of Mom and James Bartholet handles the role of Mr. Tate, Derwoods boss at the ad agency.

You have other big names in this such as Ron Jeremy, Eva Angelina, Sasha Grey and oh yeah Teagans in the house- she is supposed to be celebrating her 1 year old birthday party but Aunt Clara-- that's Eva, puts a spell on her creating instead a young woman of 18 years of age-- well as you can imagine hilarity ensues as Darren and Samantha try to put their little girl back to her cute little baby state in time for the party. Will they make it, who knows but in the meantime let's enjoy some hot XXX sex which is after all the main reason for putting this dvd in right!! The movie gets going with some dialogue as Darren is worried about the big campaign, will he make it home for the party that night, he's to pick up the cake, Sam's going to get party supplies leaving the baby with Auntie Clara-- big mistake! Mom pops in to let them know she's going to lunch on top of the Eiffel Tower, Mr. Tate's being an ass of a boss but he will let Darren go home for the birthday party-- because he wants to swing by and take Darren and Sam out to wine and dine the bigtime clients they're trying to woo at the agency. So that sets the stage a bit, now let's get to some fornification!!

Sasha Grey:

Ok Tate calls in Sasha and a guy to work on the client presentation-- well it involves sex so I wonder exactly what kind of agency Darren works at, lol. Anyway, the room's nice, Sasha's in a good period style dress and the guys shirt had me thinking of Shaggy from Scooby Doo, lol. The action gets going with some good oral-- on Sasha, always like seeing the guy eat a little pussy before unleashing the bad boy. Sasha's got a nice full bush going for those who are fans of that. When it comes her turn well Sasha knocks the bj out of the park giving excellent head which we see presented beautifully including POV shots! The sex is all vag but still pretty strong with doggie probably being the best shot, I just love Sasha's ass and wanted to see more of it. She gets a pretty good open mouth pop to close this out-- if this is their presentation I'm sure the clients will be turned on sexually if nothing else!

Cut to the Steven's house where we have the whole clan assembled, Darren's home and gets to meet his now 18 year old daughter, Mom pops in and Auntie Clara's still here but unable to reverse her spell- since she's now 18 this might make the spell irreversible. Teagan just looks delightful in her white mini dress, not sure on the pea green one Jenna's got on but it does scream 60's/ 70's which is what they were going for I assume. The nosey neighbor Mrs. Kravitz aka Michelle Avanti, drops by to give a gift and she meets Tabitha, the husband is spot on too reading his newspaper and affirming whatever Mrs. Kravitz says-- fans of the tv show will recognize this releationship. A nice plot device is explained too-- how does young Tabitha know so much seeing as how she's only 1, lol. Well seems the spell put on by Auntie Clara helped age Teagan as she normally would have, just at an accelerated rate obviously, she still knows all that 18 year olds would. You know speaking, understanding words, the ability to put together coherent sentences, that sort of stuff and oh yeah, she's a horny little girl too so all that pent up sexual energy, even 1 year olds are horny, will soon be acted out, but how and the manner of which we shall see.

Teagan:

So Teagan's tired, that is her 1 year old coming out, lol, so she adjourns upstairs where she wants to lie down and well we see that sexual curiousity start to flourish as she exposes her pussy and begins stroking it-- ok this isn't pervy since she's fully grown right but she's 1, I'm so confused!!! Teagan gets those boobies out too but for the most part we focus in on that young juicy coochie and Teagan has a blast fingering it. The view is pretty good too, the frontal one the best obviously. Totally nude now save for the long white go go type boots. For such a young girl she seems to know a bit about pleasuring herself so that spell did wonders it would seem. Teagan soon uses a toy for added stimulation, again she seems to already know how to use it and use it well. Hmm how did that spell produce the pierced tongue I wonder, lol. It takes a few minutes but Teagan works over to a doggie pose showing off that incredible ass and there's no problem with the sound as you hear that toy humming along as it drills her pussy. So after a good session of self gratification we have the birthday girl falling off to sleep-- still butt nekkid!!

Back to the worried adults downstairs and whoops, the boss shows up, Mr. Tate. It's funny he comes in holding an already made drink-- did he bring his own, lol, BYOB for a birthday party! James has some good funny lines here, he's actually had a few already. Larry tries a little flirtation with Endora-- that was a bad move Mr. Tate and he gets changed into a little Chihuahua for his troubles, haha. Teagan pops back in and thinks this is a gift for her, hehe. Once she learns who it is really she's appalled and hands him back. Mom reluctantly changes Larry back and the party keep rolling as the day turns into evening. All of sudden, boom, in pops Ron Jeremy aka Dr. Bombay with a couple of his harem girls-- Sunny Lane and Aurora Snow-- yeah!! We get more amusing observations from Mrs. Kravitz who from her front lawn is able to see inside the house to see Samantha whip up the party decorations, Dr. Bombay and his harem girls to appear from thin air-- all the while her husband sits and reads the newspaper not believing a single word but of course being the dutiful husband agrees with whatever she says. Ron Jeremy gets to play well Ron Jeremy meaning he's funny and I think you'll enjoy his lines.

Harem Scene:

Ok time for some lesbian action!! We see lots of bright colors as the sheets flow everywhere-- not quick Asian silks but still it's colorful and definitely in the spirit of true lesbian harem sex! The girls you see include Madison Ivy, Kelly Skyline, Winter Sky, Daisy Layne, Kandice Nicole and Marli Jane. Ron then comes popping back in with Sunny and Aurora so now the party can really get started, not that it wasn't already as you see pussy eating and toy play ongoing. The girls are clad in some sexy outfits, I'm a sucker for harem girls! Teagan it seems made a surprise appearance which we didn't see as we go quickly back to the house with Ron popping back in to drop her off so she's already using her magical powers to fulfill her sexual urges-- this pleases Nina Hartley! Larry needs another drink, haha, this time a double, maybe the whole bottle he says. Ok back to pussy eating! The shots travel around the bevy of beauties who engage in both toy and non toy play-- even a little face sitting is witnessed and I'm a big fan of that, some kissing as well. It's a lot of hot girls that's for sure and if you needed a break from the confusing story-- just how did Teagan get so big, lol, this was a pleasant diversion. Nice, they work in a Sunny Lane ass shot including her ass getting licked, now that's quality entertainment. Seems even harem girls know how to use a strap on as Sunny uses one to drill Aurora doggiestyle. Ron Jeremy had the best seat in the house but he is the big sultan so that was expected, ok now I want a harem after seeing this!!

Jenna Haze:

Back to the house and it seems to be the next day now as we see Sam and Darren in their bedroom. Derwood hopes the boss doesn't remember to much about last night, lol. Well before heading off to work it's time for some good ole marital sex, Darren and Sam have had some trying times so it's natural to work some of that out. Not sure of the time period of her nightie but the pink looks dreamy on Jenna and even better when they start taking it off, lol. Those perky tits get kissed and then good ole hubby does the right thing burying his tongue deep in that juicy coochie of Jenna's!! The views, spot on and will please bigtime. Ok no one sucks better cock than Jenna Haze and even with the big blond wig on she looks smoking hot giving head, the dirty talk is all Jenna and again she does that as good as anyone fucking today. They get it to a POV shot too so it's all focus on Jenna and I think you'll like that as the home viewer. Sexwise they go to doggie first, not bad but then they arrive to cowgirl and holy shit, it's Great Ass shot time!! The bed is nice and squeeky too-- is that from the 60's, lol. Finishing off in mish Mike pulls out spraying that lovely baby batter all over her belly-- this leads to Nina popping in, lol, and saying good job sarcastically because she was wanting another grandchild since the first one is now an adult, haha.

So now we're back to the office and Larry has a pretty good hangover from that party but he's also got good news for Darren-- they landed the huge account they were going after, the clients loved how dedicated Darren was to his little girl so happy days are here again! Larry starts to remember things that happened at the party such as Teagan actually being 18 instead of one, Ron popping in with the harem girls, even Nina turning him into a dog!! Darren tries to play it off and we go back to the house where Jenna gets Teagan to get out of the high chair she's used to and no more coloring too. Endora then pops back in, she wants her granddaughter back. Teagan then gets her first official date call and this doesn't set well with Jenna who said they'd told Teagan not to leave the house but it was such a sunny day yesterday she wanted to be a part of it and of course she's horny too!! Cut to a shot of Mrs. Kravitz snooping again but all she sees is Teagan grooving to some .45's that Jenna had bought plus she's playing barbies and she takes particular interest in a black one and well she felt the experience of growing up all of a sudden so she decides to try it out on a doll and makes him real. Now how does a doll have feelings, lol, but they do I guess as this mans like I've been wanting to get with you since you turned 18, I want some of that white girl pussy, lol. Mrs. Kravitz who witnessed this all screams out loud as we get a good old chase scene. More events relayed to the hubby by Gladys but he's not believing it, please make me a pistrami sandwich he ways. But she calls the cops anyway but by the time the cops arrive the man's back to being a doll. Endora then tries to take advantage of the situation by getting with the cop but no dice for Nina.

Michelle Avanti:

After Nina takes Teagan for a nature walk where she fills her in on being with a negro we get Gladys sneaking back in to take another look at that black doll, she starts talking to it like it's real, filling us in on her college crush on a negro, it was the best sex she ever had. She mistakingly repeated the spell Teagan used bringing him back to life and we get some snoopy neighbor sex!! The dress she's got on is so ugly but it's straight from the period, thankfully it moves around enough giving us a fine pussy shot for the oral, the titties are exposed and kissed some, then finally the dress is just removed and tossed aside. Michelle is looking mighty fine out of this dress, she's still got the big wig on, thankfully that doesn't weigh her down when it comes time to suck that big black cock! You know for a nosey neighbor Michelle fucks'n'sucks pretty good!! Cowgirl was real nice and what is it with the squeeky furniture, lol. Doggie gives us another nice open shot on Michelle's ass and I'm a fan of reverse and liked the floor shot given for this position plus it's anal!! The pop wasn't that big but it's dripped down to Michelle's face. Will she stop snooping now, no I think this will only encourage her! In a funny postscript to the scene you have Michelle and her lover falling asleep in each others arms. Arriving back and standing over them are Endora and Teagan-- she finally gets to see what a big black cock looks like!

Teagan:

Our young lady isn't quite ready she thinks for an interracial relationship just yet but she's got other dolls and picks one out to take to a more secluded location, wonder what might happen. In the bedroom she props the doll up and asks him what he wants to do, she knows what she wants and with a laugh track piped in she changes him into James Deen!! The two start kissing and looks like baby girl is about to get her freak on. James knows a thing or two about fucking even as a doll it seems, fingering Teagan's snatch while she's rubbing over his holstered cock. That comes out soon with Teagan having a firm grip on it, the pussy stroking is doing wonders too it seems. James then gives us a good shot moving in to lick that freshly diddled coochie and Teagan's all moans here! Time for little girl to grow up all the way and wow she seems a natural at sucking cock-- who knew. The sex was pretty good too but in a Teagan scene there's really one position you need to shoot above all others and it takes them awhile but we finally get to cowgirl and well what else need be said except enjoy Teagan's ass!! A finish in mish and it's a good open mouth pop for daddy's little girl!!

Ok we're starting to wind down but there's still the little matter of turning Teagan back into a baby, lol. Ron Jeremy pops in with the harem girls in tow along with a medical student who claims he can solve the problem, let's see if he can. He's only got one request that they help him lose his virginity!! Teagan wants to do it but Auntie Clara got this mess started and she will end it.

Eva Angelina:

So everyone leaves for icecream leaving the medical student with this awesomely hot chick. He already knows how to kiss and now he gets to take that next step, helping Eva out of that heavy black dress leaving those big boobs out and yep he's good at kissing those puppies, then it's down to pussy licking again he's a quick study there. Miss Angelina like the other girls in this title is strong with a cock in her mouth or in her pussy. We get the oral first and the Evalution doesn't disappoint there. Our guy has no problems slipping that cock in her juicy pussy and we get a fine series of shots showcasing Eva's delictable body ending with a good facial, now let's see if she can get that spell to work, haha. Hmm next shot we have everything back to normal, Teagan's a baby and all is well!! No magic in the house and they should be just fine-- but of course if this movie's as successful as it probably will be I'd expect more shenanigans in the Steven's household, stay tune!!

Extras & Final Thoughts:

So there you have it, the successful parody of a classic Nick At Night show! Of the roles you probably have to go with Nina as Endora as the closest to actually looking like her character but the vibe of the show was captured pretty good with the nosey neighbor, Larry's bossing style over Darren, the dress of the girls was pretty good and of course the sex was strong led by several good scenes, Sasha gets the ball rolling and each succeeding scene kept it going. Michelle doing anal was very nice and Teagan's two scenes were most strokeable, not to mention Jenna fucking Haze sucking cock!! You want extras well this dvd definitely has that with two BTS segments each going for about 30 minutes so be sure and get more in tune with your Not Bewitched XXX costars. There's a 20 minute director/ producer travelogue with Scott David and Will Ryder-- more fun times here if you remember the Brady's one. There's also a good on set BTS shot so more enjoyment as this movie is put together, you want to see flubbed lines be sure and watch this! If you go to the audio set up you can access the final BTS type extra with the audio commentary with Sunny Lane, James Bartholet- he's Larry Tate, and Will Ryder so be sure and give that a listen as it actually runs over the movie is you choose that option. So all in all a highly successful movie with pretty girls, good sets, clear picture, I suspect it will do well. Now go out and pick this movie up!!