Not Bewitched XXX Review

Reviewed by Bart  on  11/13/2008

Not Bewitched XXX

Movie Title: Not Bewitched XXX

Studio: Adam & Eve / X-Play

Director: Will Ryder

Genre: Feature/Spoof

View Date: 11/8/2008


Brief Synopsis:

A comedy spoof of the 60's and 70's TV Series starring Jenna Haze as Samantha and Mike Horner as Darrin. A very strong supporting group make up the remaining cast including some of the top names in porn today.

Ratings Legend

Rating	What It Means
CCCC	Off the charts, exceptional, hall of fame.
CCC	Best in class.
CC	Better, very nice.
C	Good, above average.
K	Very ordinary, not good, not bad.
D	Not so good, generally bad.
DD	Poor, not worth the time.
DDD	A complete and total failure.
DDDD	You may need a retina transplant.

Ratings for Not Bewitched XXX

Category	Rating
Overall Score	CCC
Female Performer’s Looks	CCC
Male Performer’s Looks	CC
Audio/Video Quality	CCC
Production	CCC
Extras	CCCC
Plot/Theme	CCC
Acting	CCC
Intangibles	CCCC

Scene Breakdown

Scene	Performers	Rating
1	Aaron Wilcox, Sasha Grey	CC
2	Teagan Presley	C
3	Aurora Snow, Candice Nicole, Daisy Layne, Kelly Skyline, Madison Ivy, Marli Jane, Sunny Lane, Winter Sky	CCCC
4	Jenna Haze, Mike Horner	CCC
5	Michelle Avanti, Nathan Threat	CCC
6	James Deen, Teagan Presley	CC
7	Dane Cross, Eva Angelina	CCC

Performers

Name	Role/Comments	Rating
Sasha Grey	Sexy Model	CCC
Teagan Presley	Tabitha	CC
Aurora Snow	Harem Girl 2	CCC
Candice Nicole	Harem Girl	CCC
Daisy Layne	Harem Girl	CCC
Kelly Skyline	Harem Girl	CCC
Madison Ivy	Harem Girl	CCC
Marli Jane	Harem Girl	CCC
Sunny Lane	Harem Girl 1	CCC
Winter Sky	Harem Girl	CCC
Jenna Haze	Samantha	CCCC
Michelle Avanti	Gladys	CCC
Eva Angelina	Aunt Clara	CCC
Britney Amber	Sexy Nurse (non-sex)	K
Nina Hartley	Endora (non-sex)	CC
Aaron Wilcox	Model Stud	K
Mike Horner	Darren	CC
Nathan Threat	Life Size Negro Doll	CC
James Deen	Life Size White Doll	CC
Dane Cross	DR. Dane	C
Dino Bravo	Abner (non-sex)	CC
Jack Lawrence	Police Officer (non-sex)	K
James Bartholet	Larry (non-sex)	CCC
Ron Jeremy	Dr. Bombay (non-sex)	CC

Scene/Movie Details

Some nice animation and music starts the movie, a rare occurrence  in adult entertainment and done well here. The movie opens with Samantha (Haze) and Darrin (Horner) discussing Tabitha's (Presley) upcoming first birthday. Samantha must run some errands and has Aunt Clara (Angelina) over to babysit. Endora (Hartley) makes an appearance before Samantha leaves. Aunt Clara and Samantha are left alone - soon Clara casts a spell on Samantha, turning her into a frisky 18 year old as nosey neighbor Gladys (Avanti) peeks in through a window. With the story set in motion, the action starts at Darrin's office.

Scene 1 - Aaron Wilcox, Sasha Grey

The first onscreen sex comes a full 15 minutes into the movie between "Sexy Model" Sasha Grey and "Model Stud" (Wilcox). There really was no rhyme or reason as to how this scene unfolded, just the two of them coming into Larry's office after he and Darrin leave and start going to town. Sexual dynamo Sasha quickly begins showing off her oral and fucking skills. I won't go on about how sexy she is or how well she performs, that is a given - this scene is no exception. However, this pairing is somewhat lifeless, lacking any real heat or passion. We see the typical oral from both and variety of positions on Larry's desk and not much else. All that being said, Sasha is so hot that it makes up for any faults.

In plot driven movies, I would rather see some buildup between the two people who were about to have at it. Here, two performers were absent from the scene, suddenly appear and immediately start going to town. What this amounts to is 15 minutes of dialogue between a the main characters and then two seemingly unrelated people show up, start fucking and are never heard from again.

Back at the Steven's house Darrin comes home and sees that his darling daughter has been transformed into a smoking hot 18 year old. On top of that, the dreaded Endora and ditzy Clara are in his living room. Nina Hartley does an amazing job of portraying Endora, fans of the original show will note how well she captures her mannerisms and speech. Eva does a good job as aunt Clara too. Obviously Horner and Hartley have had decades longer in front of the camera and were actually alive when the show was on contributed to their strong performances. The set and costumes are well done - obviously some time and care went into both.

Everyone is trying to figure out what to do about the situation, nosey neighbor Mrs. Gravitz (Avanti) shows up, so Tabitha runs upstairs to get some rest.

Scene 2 - Teagan Presley

We get treated to a really nice solo scene of Tabitha experimenting with her new body. She looks fantastic while she plays with herself. I have not seen Teagan since her boob-job. All I can say is, there is no God. Other than that, she looks amazing as she plays and uses some magic to make a big pink dildo appear. I would loved to have seen Samantha do this on the original show! She puts it to good use in a few different positions until things move back to the living room.

Adding to their troubles, Darrin's boss Larry (Bartholet) shows up. Bartholet does a great job as Larry, actually performing better than many actors you will see in mainstream entertainment. His over-the-top performance really adds to the movie. Larry is quickly turned into a Chihuahua by Endora  followed by Dr. Bombay (Jeremy) and his two harem girls (Lane and Snow) showing up. Tabatha reappears, they all discuss with Dr. Bombay what can be done to reverse the spell then he and the girls vanish back to the Sahara where a seven girl orgy is underway.

Scene 3 - Aurora Snow, Candice Nicole, Daisy Layne, Kelly Skyline, Madison Ivy, Marli Jane, Sunny Lane, Winter Sky

Seeing these seven hot women going at it is truly a sight to behold. I found myself asking, how can they possibly get this much fantastic ass on the screen at once. They accomplish this through some really good camerawork, panning and highlighting this wonderful group of lovelies. The screen is a sea of skin, toys and even an old-school daisy-chain. There is so much all-girl action, I can't keep track of whose mouth is where and what body part is having what done to it. This is the kind of problem I wish I faced every day. It is difficult to highlight one specific performer, let's just say they were all fantastic - as a group, even better.

We move back to the Steven's residence where Samantha and Darrin are on the bed chatting, we know what is coming next!

Scene 4 - Jenna Haze, Mike Horner

Jenna is a certified, superstar porn-babe. She is incredibly hot, horny and her sex skills are off the charts. She is so nice to look at, I could get worked up watching her do dishes fully clothed. She Starts of with some amazing oral and then gives Horner a great ride, switching to doggy, talking filthy and moaning the whole time. They go through a few more positions and finish with a shot onto her belly. Jenna can do no wrong in my book. Sure she doesn't look like Elizabeth Montgomery and we won't be seeing her or anyone else in the cast doing Shakespeare in the Park, I don't give a shit really. She put a lot into the role and it shows. I think the critics need to consider that Horner, Hartley and Jeremy were on-screen before she was even born.

Endora appears and insults Darrin for not cumming inside Samantha, preventing her from getting another grandchild. Nina really brings a lot to this role, I would love to see Endora get poked in her hall of fame ass by Larry.

Nosey neighbor Gladys is spying through the window again watching Tabitha play with her dolls. Tabitha uses her magic to turn one of the dolls into a full size "Negro" (Nathan Threat) and Gladys freaks out, calls the police followed by him chasing Tabitha through the yard. Gladys sneaks into the house and starts admiring the doll that quickly turns back to life-size again. Aside from the somewhat out of place wardrobe selection for Threat (Dreadlocks and Camo Pants in the 60's?), the scene offered some good comedy and lead-up to the pairing of Threat and Avanti.

Scene 5 - Michelle Avanti, Nathan Threat

I really liked this scene. The buildup was great culminating with Gladys revealing her horniness and then getting a good fucking from Threat. She starts by giving him some very sloppy head then she gets on top of him for an enthusiastic ride. Threat really lays into her when they move to some other positions with her staying in character the entire time, wig and all. The scene is well shot and played by them both. It was good to see the scene finish with nosey neighbor Gladys getting a good ass pounding and facial.

Samantha decides to get into the "turn the doll life-size" action by transforming hers into James Deen. They waste no time in getting down to business.

Scene 6 - James Deen, Teagan Presley

Tabitha is ultra-enthusiastic about getting laid. She anxiously gives some head and in no time, is getting fucked really well. She is quite vocal as Deen gives her a rapid-fire fuck until she climbs on top and returns the favor with a nice ride. The scene cuts to the living room with a reappearance of Dr. Bombay, his harem girls and Dr. Dane who think they have figured out how to turn Tabitha back to her original self.

Scene 7 - Dane Cross, Eva Angelina

Poor Dr. Dan is a virgin, Aunt Clara has no reservations about fixing that problem. The highly skilled Eva looks great while she shows her stuff. We see a nice POV shot before they move to Eva giving Dr. Dane a quick ride followed by some good mish on the couch. For a virgin, Dr. Dane sure knows how to fuck! The scene moves along nicely in a variety of positions ending with a really good shot to the mouth of Aunt Clara. The movie ends with all of the main characters in the living room discussing how things turned out with Tabitha.

Extras

• Audio Commentary (Will Ryder, Sunny Lane, James Bartholet)

This is really good and worth a listen. Will Ryder even gives a shout out to the people who will be blogging about the movie - Hi Will! I will condense the insightful commentary into some trivia about the movie.

• Will is Jeff Mullen, the guy behind the music.
• Bartholet is a mainstream actor, no surprise there.
• Mike Horner works as a EMT when not doing porn.
• They considered using two Darrin's to mock the switch of the Darrin's mid-way through the original series.
• Mike Horner was age 27 the year Jenna Haze was born, 33 for Sasha Grey.
• They had the performers remove their shoes to avoid the noise they made on the hardwood floors.
• Teagan Presley gave birth a few moths prior to filming. She was sporting her first set of breast implants during the filming. She has since had an additional augmentation as she was not satisfied with the results of the first one.
• Jack Lawrence (the cop), was once a real cop.
• They wanted include a sex scene with Endora (Hartley) but couldn't due to time constraints.

• Behind the Scenes (2 parts)
• Director/Producer Travelogue
• Lights! Camera! On Set Action!
• Photo Gallery
• Trailers
  • Not Bewitched XXX Animated Trainer
  • Not Bewitched XXX Promo Trailer
  • Not the Bradys XXX
  • Britney Rears 3
  • Britney Rears 4