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Strip Club Tails

Release date: 6/17/2003
Reviewed on: 8/24/2003 by sweet dave

Starring: Kendra Jade, Tony Tedeschi, Allysin Embers, Rafe, Lizzy Liques, Axl Hose, Herschel Savage, Dru Berrymore, Kali Black
Studio: VCA


Review brief: It's well known that any adult stars begin their careers in the adult industry as dancer. Thus, an adult film in which the actresses are strippers would seem like a good idea; getting some girls in their more natural environment. Unfortunately, Strip Club Tails does not capture that as best as possible, despite a couple of nice performaces. The film starts out real well as Dru Berrymore strips for Axl Hose after hours, then rides him on the small dance floor. Dru is a real blonde cutie, and she's a fine young sex performer as well, and her male pertner almost seems to act decently, fearing that they would be discovered before forgetting everything while inside of Dru. Unfortunately, the next scene is simply odd, which of course is fitting since it stars Herschel Savage. Savage is in the bathroom cleaning up when all of a sudden Lizzie Liques, an otherwise lovely blonde, comes upon him and gives up her lovely body for no real reason. It's a fairly awkward scene, but seemingly typical of Savage's scenes. The third scene is probably the best of film, which isnt saying a lot.
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Up & Cummers 111

Release date: 7/15/2003
Reviewed on: 8/24/2003 by sweet dave

Starring: Randy West, Trent Tesoro, Crissy Moran, Jake Ryan, Kila Lynn, Melody Sweet, D.J. Raver
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West

Review brief: When you've reached sequel number 111, you're obvilously doing something right. The Up and Cummer series is certainly in that vein, even if I wonder if #111 is really the best the series has to offer. There are just three girls in the title, Melody Sweet, Crissy Moran and Kila Lynn, but the three girls give enough of a performance to make the title worth the price by themselves. Melody Sweet is a beautiful brunette with sultry exotic looks and an even better body. However, she lacks any sense of passion and chemistry with either her partner, Trent Cocker, or the camera, directed by legend Randy West. I'm not sure exactly if she takes things too seriously or if she is merely pretending to be playful, and doing so poorly, but the way she seems to roll her eyes to nearly everything that's said to her is a reall turn-off. I'd like to see her in a film where she isn't asked anything questions; where the directing is more forceful and direct. She shows a bit more enthusiasm when taking Randy in a POV BJ, and she looks adorable covered in his cum.
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Asian Sex Super Spy

Release date: 10/5/2001
Reviewed on: 8/22/2003 by astroknight

Starring: Miko Lee
Studio: SinTec Media


Review brief: Running Time: approx. 17 min. for the sex simulator and 22 min. for the movie Production Date: 10 / 2001 Director: Ian Daniels and Andrew Drake Cast: Miko Lee and Ian Daniels Initial Expectations: Basically, I expect this one to suck even more than my homes built-in vacuum system. Initial Reaction: Although the virtual sex mechanism sucks, Miko makes this one worthwhile! Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos a fan of Miko Lee Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting an interactive DVD with some decent interactivity Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty good. Its clear and well balanced, but like most of the other SinTec and Digital Lust DVDs Ive watched, you get to hear the stars get directions from off camera. The video is also pretty good. Theres some very slight pixelation, with the video looking very similar to a well done VHS. The lighting is nicely even, but theres more than a few soft focus blurs. The camera and some of the other equipment also pops into the field of view in some shots.
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Anal Intensive 2

Release date: 5/30/2002
Reviewed on: 8/22/2003 by Sloth

Starring: Timea, Barbara, Alberto Rey, Leslie Taylor, Alain Deloin, Steve Holmes, Pascal St. James, Ian Scott, Chris Mountain, Janos Volt, Bob Terminator, Julia Crow, Jane Darling, Ania, Tolly Crystal
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Pierre Woodman

Review brief: General Impression I've seen my share of Pierre Woodman's movies, and this is not one of his best, mostly because the women are not very good looking: don't get me wrong, they have great bodies (except the pale Oxana) and they are young, but you can read on their faces that they are cheap whores the moment you see them, they lack in freshness and innocent beauty, and those are the things that excite me the most (apart from seeing a young woman fucked silly by a bunch of guys). Also the camerawork is poorer and less fluid than the usual Woodman stuff, and there are sudden cuts that are very distracting (but that's a problem on almost every release of the Anal Intensive series). I'm not saying that this is disc is all bad in itself, but Woodman has done definitely better. There are five scenes in total here:1 is very good, 2 are so so, 2 are wasted space on the disc. Sex Highlights Barbara (20 years, Hungarian) This scene takes place in a bathtub.
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Not Just Another 8 Teen Movie

Release date: 6/13/2003
Reviewed on: 8/21/2003 by Gabriel Nine

Starring: Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Kitty, Frank Gun, Jay Ashley, Mark Wood, Lil Bit More, Cassie Young, Roxy Hart, Dick Delaware, Fallon Sommers, Elizabeth Lawrence, Kylie Rachel, Amber Rain
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: Greg Alves

Review brief: Not Just Another 8teen Movie Studio: Zero Tolerance Director: Greg Alves Cast: Lil Bit More, Cassie Young, Roxy Heart, Elizabeth Lawrence, Kitty, Kylie Rochelle, Fallon Somers, Alex Sanders, Mark Wood, Mark Davis, Frank Gun, Dick Delaware Running time: 2hrs 14mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Disc Features: Bonus scene, striptease, photo gallery, cumshot recap Let's just be honest from the start. This is just another "8teen" movie; the girls, clothes, sex and locations are of the usual sort.
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Boxcover for Real Girlfriends (Real Girl Videos)
Real Girlfriends (Real Girl Videos)

Release date: 2/24/2003
Reviewed on: 8/20/2003 by astroknight

Starring: Daisy, Gen Padova
Studio: Real Girl Videos


Review brief: Running Time: 42 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: None credited Cast: Gen Padova and Daisy Initial Expectations: Ive really been enjoying amateur movies lately, which gives me some hope for this one. Initial Reaction: Its a nice scene. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting soft and realistic feeling lesbian action without much toys Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a lot of toys or nastier action Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio has a slight hiss in the background thats similar to light and even wind noise. Other than that, its pretty well balanced and has very few background noises. The video is much the same. Its nicely lit, but does have a few soft focus blurs and shadows. The shadows intrude slightly, but dont ever get out of control. The largest problem with the video is that it has just enough pixelation to be noticeable. Music: None Disc Problems / Complaints: Theres no chapters throughout the movie.
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Hustler XXX Video 19

Release date: 7/13/2003
Reviewed on: 8/20/2003 by Gabriel Nine

Starring: Crystal, Mona Lisa, Alain Deloin, Kevin Long, Carol, Sebastian Barrio, Titof, Claudia Bella, Pascal St. James, Tristan Seagal, Veronika Vanoza, Lenka Gaborova
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Pierre Woodman

Review brief: Hustler XXX 19 Studio: Hustler Director: Pierre Woodman Cast: Mona Lisa, Vishna, Marcella, Claudia, Carole, Anoushka, Alain Deloin, Sebastian Barrio, Titof, Kevin Long, Pascal St. James, Tristan Running time: 2hrs 3mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 Disc Features: Slide show, Woodman interview, trailers The doe eyesthe long hairthe smooth-skinned curvesit can mean only one thing. Pierre Woodman has found more gorgeous young things for the lecherous gentleman to drool over. Shake Me Baby, Shake Me The above description applies to the first girl, Mona Lisa; a very pretty youngster who I am guessing is Brazilian.
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Sexual Indiscretions

Release date: 11/12/2001
Reviewed on: 8/20/2003 by astroknight

Starring: T.J. Hart, Taylor St. Clair, Charlene, Bianca Jordan, Brooke April
Studio: Lord Perious


Review brief: Running Time: 83 min. (cover claims 90 min., which is about right for the total running length of the DVD) Production Date: 6 / 06 / 2000 Director: Panos Kalatis Cast: Taylor St. Clair, Bianca Jordan, Brooke April, Charlene Aspen, T. J. Hart, Mickey G., Ian Daniels, Sean Rider, and Mark Davis Initial Expectations: Im not quite sure what to expect here. The cast is good, but something about the cover makes me leery. Initial Reaction: Its nothing special, but it is a nice diversion Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a straightforward porno Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex or a plot Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty average. The sex scenes normally have decent sound, but the audio is often just a little muddy. Theres normally a bit of dialogue to start things out, but sometimes its very hard to make out. The video is much the same way. It has a small bit of grain, and looks just a little better than a VHS transfer. Its nicely lit, however, and the grain is very uniform throughout the presentation.
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Boxcover for Back 2 Evil
Back 2 Evil

Release date: 6/4/2003
Reviewed on: 8/17/2003 by Flash

Starring: Wesley Pipes, Belladonna, Manuel Ferrara, Ashley Long, Avy Scott, Julie Night, Velvet Rose, Alicia Rhodes, Katja Kassin
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Nacho Vidal

Review brief: Back 2 Evil is a very different film with an overall dark atmosphere and has some excellent features especially in the technical areas of the film. The sex was rougher and nastier than I tend to like but viewers that like that side of sex should find this film to be a complete masterpiece. Viewers that like a full plot with their adult fare or tamer sex will probably want to skip this title. If you are unsure of the film give it a rental and find out if it is for you.
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Boxcover for One On One (Red Light District)
One On One (Red Light District)

Release date: 7/14/2003
Reviewed on: 8/14/2003 by bono-ONE

Starring: Elizabeth, Nacho Vidal, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Brett Rockman, Ben English, Dick Delaware, Elizabeth Lawrence, Alexia Knight, Nevaeh Ashton, Layna Jennsen, Kimy West, Hollie Stevens
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Robby Fischer

Review brief: Red Light has a series here featuring some good ole fashioned one on one sex, hence the movies apt title. I see a nice variety of performers on hand so let's see just how good they are at one on one! Kimy West: Well a short haired brunette greets us in the first scene. Tease/ Interview: Kimy tells us most guys like either her eyes or her ass the most. She stands up to give us a shot of her bum which doesn't look to bad though it's hidden under her panties. Steve Holmes soon has a seat next to Kimy and they kiss a bit. There is also some finger play and lots of sexy talk between the two. Fans of hairy pussies will like what they see here and Steve isn't shy and dives in for a piece of pie! Kimy then gets a go and gags on his cock before Steve fingers her once again and his fingers pull out soaking wet. Kimy is nice enough to lick them clean! Sex Highlights: They start off in doggie and Steve slaps her ass cheeks to a rosy finish.
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Boxcover for Seymore Butts' Jamaican Me Horny
Seymore Butts' Jamaican Me Horny

Release date: 6/23/2003
Reviewed on: 8/12/2003 by Saki


Studio: Seymore Butts


Review brief: Seymore Butts' Jamaican Me Horny (2003) Studio Pure Play / Seymore Butts Home Movies  Genre Gonzo Director Seymore Butts Starring Mari Possa, Flower, Hershel Savage, Steven St.
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Boxcover for My Plaything: Carmen Luvana
My Plaything: Carmen Luvana

Release date: 6/18/2003
Reviewed on: 8/10/2003 by Goldmember

Starring: Carmen Luvana
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Scott Taylor

Review brief: My Plaything Carmen Luvana Directed by Scott Taylor Overall Impression I was not sure what to expect from this installment of the "My Plaything" series. I know they were sticking with the new HD format they used in MP: Jenna Jameson 2. There were some serious improvements made in the last one, as well as some serious new problems. The other x factor for me was Carmen Luvana. I had only seen one of her titles, a couples feature for DigitalSin. I liked what I saw of her but would I like an entire DVD devoted to her? While the navigation is improved, there are some smarter camera decisions, the intro's are great, the outfits are great, the production values are top notch, and Carmen is a hot Latin lady. However this installment doesn't rate all that high on my all time list of "My Playthings". For starters I was a little disappointed by the complete lack of anal. I know, I know not every thing must have anal sex, but that is one of the reasons I love the series.
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Boxcover for Assault That Ass (Red Light District)
Assault That Ass (Red Light District)

Release date: 4/15/2002
Reviewed on: 8/8/2003 by Evil_Rip

Starring: T.T. Boy, Mark Davis, Darren James, Daniella Rush, Paris, Lea de Mae, Tristen, Monica Sweetheart, Angel Long, Angela Crystal, Donna Marie
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Dion Giarrusso

Review brief: Assault That Ass Studio: Red Light District Starring: Angel Long, Angela Crystal, Daniella Rush, Darren James, Donna Marie, Lea de Mae, Mark Davis, Monica Sweetheart, Paris, T.T. Boy, Tristen First Impression: Gee I wonder what this Movie's about. Expectation: I got what I was expecting. Looks: Don't judge a DVD by its cover Likes: A lot of beautiful women and nice ass. I think Monica Sweetheart was my favorite overall Dislikes: Some pixelation, chocking and slapping in the last scene. Review A plethora of DPs, cute girls, big asses and what not. I know there's a lot harder stuff out there. (Read saki's review of Weapons of Ass Destruction). But overall this is a decent DVD. If you see it on sale. Don't be afraid to pick it up. There's brief talking with the girl before the fucking begins. There's a lot of eating out of the girls before show time. I liked how in the second scene the girls takes the guys cloths off. And the camera pans to her backside with her ass swaying to the groove.The third scene has a nuaghty house keeper and her friend.
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Boxcover for No Limits 4 (Sineplex)
No Limits 4 (Sineplex)

Release date: 8/5/2003
Reviewed on: 8/7/2003 by Wally's Quicky


Studio: Sineplex


Review brief: Besides this dvd I have seen 3 other Sineplex videos and apart from Enjoy #1, the other 2 failed to impress me. The bad news is that No Limits #4 has not done anything to change my overall opinion of this Porn Company. No Limits #4 has 9 girls but only 3 of them do anal (never mind dp) so I wonder what the "no limits" is all about. Anyway, here is a quick description of the 4 scenes (plus the bonus one): Scene #1; Angel & Betty/Nacho. There is not way to know which girl is which here but the blonde is known in other videos as Barby/Barbara. Both girls are attractive (specially the brunette). Nacho fucks both babes in his usual energetic way but he doesn't go near of neither of the girl's assholes during the scene (no anal). The brunette wears a sexy black fishnet. Nacho cums on Barby's butt, the other girl drinks the milk using a straw. Scene #2; Simony & Sonja/2 guys. These 2 cute babes are the ones on the dvd cover. Again there is not way to know which is which, thankfully I know the red head from other videos (Simony).
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Buttman's Young Lust

Release date: 11/7/2002
Reviewed on: 8/1/2003 by -lunacy-

Starring: Tina, Michelle Butt, Lucianna, Racy Tracy
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano

Review brief: Buttman's Young Lust ByEvil Angel Staring Luciana Santas Racy Tracy Michelle Butt Tina Banks Resident Penises Mike Silver Reinhard Luciano Christoph Clark Highlights Anal Gaping Gonzo fondling        The Basics -Buttman's Young Lust-Genre: Straight- 4 ScenesOverall Value- $12.00The Run Down Ahh Buttman, you do crack (no pun intended) me up. I can't help but love you're humorous gonzo view of the world and all it's assly treasures. True to form we follow Buttman and his assortment of rented cocks around picking up naive young womyn to play with. The audio is marginal, the video clear but shaky, everything is from John's POV but somehow it comes off.
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Young Men on the Pleasure Trail

Release date: 6/24/2003
Reviewed on: 8/1/2003 by Joe Shaver

Starring: Emilio Sands, Scott Davis, Alex Wilcox, Dean O'Connor, Sandy Sloane, Sean Young
Studio: Boiling Point


Review brief: YOUNG MEN ON THE PLEASURE TRAIL is also found on some sites as simply PLEASURE TRAIL. Three twosomes take their woodies into the woods while a final duo decides its better to save the exertion of walking and just stay home and fuck. The first twosome is a handsome one with two blonds, Sandy Sloane and Scott Davis. It is a beautiful location they choosebeside a burbling brook. There no foreplay, we just suddenly find Sandy kneeling and sucking on Scotts big one. It would be quite an idyllic scène it werent for the fact that the editing doesnt stop long enough for us to appreciate it. Again, with no preparation, we find Scotts cock pumping away in Sandys ass as the editors frenzied dance continues. I swear I have never seen such rapid editing since the shower scene in Hitchcocks Psycho. Here were beautiful men in a beautiful setting but I was unable to get involved in any way because of being constantly thrown off balance.
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Succulence

Release date: 6/5/2003
Reviewed on: 7/24/2003 by Flash

Starring: Margaret, Jasmin, Nikita, Yasmin, Moonlight, Lady Dee
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins

Review brief: Succulence is an all sex film that combines some nice looking women with sex scenes that aren't too tame or too nasty so most viewers will find something of interest. Viewers who are interested in the film might want to give the film a rental before purchasing it due to some problems with the film, but the scene with Margaret, Jasmin and James Brossman is a must see.
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Buttman's Favorite Big Butt Babes 1

Release date: 6/3/2003
Reviewed on: 7/23/2003 by Gabriel Nine

Starring: Sean Michaels, Joey Silvera, Sabrina, Nina Hartley, Cassidy, John Stagliano, Felipe, Heidi Cat
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano

Review brief: Buttman's Favorite Big Butt Babes Studio: Evil Angel Director: John Stagliano Cast: Sabrina, Nina Hartley, Cassidy, Heidi Kat, Joey Silvera, Felipe, Sean Michaels, John Stagliano Running time: 83mins Video Format: NTSC / All regions Audio Format: Dolby 2.0 This budget-price DVD is a re-issue of a 1997 compilation, serving to remind us of simpler times when all that mattered was getting a beautiful girl with a big butt in front of Buttman's camera. Cassidy & Heidi Kat (from Buttman vs. Buttwoman, June 1992) While checking out a property some place near the California shoreline, John chances upon a dance lesson being given indoors by Sean Michaels to two curvy students.
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Die Spermakonigin

Release date: 4/21/2003
Reviewed on: 7/23/2003 by FacIan


Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson

Review brief: Die Spermakönigin A Review by FacIan Title Die Spermakönigin Translation: The Queen of Sperm Studio: GGG Price: 27.5 Format: PAL Actions and Key Words Action: Straight; Anal; Facial; Cream pie; Fetish: Attached girl; Milk/yoghurt Initial expectation Cute girl on the cover: worth a try! General comment Interesting new style in this GGG, including spicy anal action. Worth a look but the main girl doesn't like cum. A serious handicap in a GGG, don't you think so? Caution! As usual, I will describe every cumshot. That means that if you want to keep any surprise you might want to skip the details and only read the global conclusion and the conclusion about each scene. It's up to you pal! Screen shots You can find the screen shots of the film on my site. The screen shots are here. DVD perspective Picture is very good. Sound Dubbed in German. Menu: Play movie, Direct access to Cumshots.
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Boxcover for Euro Angels Hardball 4: Fuck Fetishes
Euro Angels Hardball 4: Fuck Fetishes

Release date: 7/27/2001
Reviewed on: 7/19/2003 by astroknight

Starring: Sasha, Eva, Nikki Anderson, Daniella Rush, Cassandra Wild
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Christoph Clark

Review brief: Running Time: 120 min. Production Date: 5 / 20 / 1999 Director: Christoph Clark Cast: Nikki Anderson, Cassandra Wild, Sasha, Eva Mercedes, Daniella Rush, Ivana, Remigo Zampa, Steve Holmes (here listed as Christian), David Perrry. Alberto Rey, Richard Langin, Hatman, and of course, Christoph Clark Initial Expectations: Lately Ive really been getting into Christophs movies. I havent seen much of his early stuff, so Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: Its good, but focused more on anal than on fetish. Who Should Watch It : Fans of anal, fetish, and gaping action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting soft and cuddly anal action or some of the extreme fetish action like found in Tanya Hydes movies Audio /Video Quality: The age of the feature shows a little in the technical aspects here. The audio is normally decently balanced, but there are a few areas where it seems a little off. Theres also a few minor background noises in a couple points in the movie. The video also has a few minor problems.
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Boxcover for Me Luv U Long Time 3
Me Luv U Long Time 3

Release date: 5/24/2003
Reviewed on: 7/19/2003 by TrayD

Starring: Vince Vouyer, Kitty, Joel Lawrence, Brian Pumper, Manuel Ferrara, Brett Rockman, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Dick Delaware, Ashanti, Tai Angel, Lilly Lee, Nina Lynn, Ninalyn
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Robby Fischer

Review brief: I just read Bono's review of this vid and I agree that this is a good series. I love Asian girls and I think there should be more high-quality Asian-themed vids. I also agree that the girls in this volume, just like in volumes #1 & #2 are very attractive. In particular I think that Lucy Lee and Nina Lynn are gorgeous. And Kitty is just the cutest little thing (her double facial cumshot is the hotest part of the vid). With all this being said I must honestly say that I still came away disappointed in the vid. Why, you ask? Answer: ONLY 1 ANAL SCENE!!!!! Now I realize that this is an Asian-themed vid not an anal-themed vid. I don't accept that excuse however. This is not the late 70's or early 80's when they could get away with very few facial cumshots and almost no anal. I feel that in order for any vid to be completely hot there must be a lot of anal, no matter what the theme. Personally, I want every scene to have at least some anal and end in a facial. Not everyone feels the same and I can understand that.
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Big Tit Brotha Lovers

Release date: 6/5/2003
Reviewed on: 7/18/2003 by Wally's Quicky

Starring: T.J. Hart, Rebecca Lord, Devlin Weed, Sledge Hammer, Kiki Daire, Avy Scott, Mercedes Ashley, Justin Slayer, Rebecca Love
Studio: Exquisite


Review brief: What I liked: The only reason I got this video was because Avy Scott is part of the cast. And I wasn't disappointed. Slayer gives this beautiful blonde a pretty good fuck (no anal). Standing doggy (one leg up) Missionary (while she is sitting on a chair), cowgirl, revers-cowgirl with some aerial fucking (both her legs around his waist) are a few of the position in the scene. Not facial but Avy swallows a good load. The behing the scenes footage has 4 more minutes with Avy getting ready for her scene. Picture quality is good. What I disliked: Well is not that I really dislike the other scenes,is more that I didn't care for any of the other girls in the video. One thing though, there is one girl missing in the movie. I don't know her name but she is the girl that you see getting dp'ed on the dvd case. I think she is Kiki Daire. So the dvd has 4 scenes only instead of 5. TJ. Hart's scene is pretty lame (condom, no anal, no facial).
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Blonds Do It Best (Gushr)

Release date: 6/1/2003
Reviewed on: 7/18/2003 by Joe Shaver

Starring: Christopher James, Lance, Shawn Michaels, Leo Ford, Chris Thompson, Brandon Wilde, Mark Sheldon, John Tracy, Ty Casche
Studio: Gushr
Directed by: Richard Morgan

Review brief: This film which is a DVD transfer of an earlier pre-condom film stars two of the most popular twinks of that period: Leo Ford and Lance Whitman. Leo (who first used the name Higeford) was slender, well endowed, and a true natural blond. He was a top or a bottom as the film demanded. He was a major star whose career was cut short by a motorcycle accident. Lance was also blond. He had a nice build and a big uncut piece of meat. He and Leo could have passed for cousins. As the film opens, Leo and Lance are tooling along in a convertible discussing sexual escapades of the past. Its a clichéd but workable gimmick to string together scenes without a real plot. In the first scene, Chris Thompson (billed here with his other nom de porn Chris Cairns), Brandon Wilde, and Christopher James drive their station wagon to a deserted spot where they drop their trousers and jack off. Thompson with a handsome face and muscular build resembled a high school footballer until he opened his mouth. But he wath thtill very dethirable. Brandon was a humpy young bear.
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Boxcover for Best By Private 42: Redheads On Fire
Best By Private 42: Redheads On Fire

Release date: 3/27/2003
Reviewed on: 7/10/2003 by Nat Hocken

Starring: Natasha, Philippe Dean, Eva Falk, David Perry, Dina Jewel, John Walton, Rich Handsome, Mona Lisa, Richard Langin, Nick Lang, Frank Major, Philippe Soine, Julia Taylor, Mephisto, Sebastian Barrio, Zsofi, Elone, Pascal St. James, Jennifer Red, Erika Fire, Jack Slater, Maria Bellucci, Frank Versace
Studio: Private


Review brief: Portrait of a Private Girl. Shes sexy, young, and most likely Hungarian; a trooper who takes it in the ass deep, hard, and fast, and is nearly as willing to accommodate two cocks at once in a double-penetration scenario; shes a girl whos decided that if money comes without orgasm, so much the simpler for her; and no matter how many cocks are thrown at her in a given scene, shes going to make damn sure she doesnt give a respectable blowjob to any of them. Portrait of a Reviewer Who Loves Sexy, Young, Hungarian Women Who Arent Afraid of a Little Anal Activity, But Is Sick And Tired of Chicks Who Never Cum and Who Think A Headjob Counts as a Professional Sexual Performance.Oh. Well, picture painted, I guess. I know, I knowwho watches a Private film for the blowjobs, anyway? My problem is, unless theres a chick on the boxcover trussed up like a Christmas turkey with a ball-gag in her mouth, porn is pretty much porn to me, and I approach it all with much the same hopes and expectations; to wit, pretty women and great sex.
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Here Comes The Judge

Release date: 6/26/2003
Reviewed on: 7/8/2003 by -lunacy-


Studio: Peach


Review brief: Here Comes the Judge ByPeachStaring Dasha  Mason  Mackenzie  Kitana  Alexa  Teri Weigel  Shea Lynn  Jewel Lexy  Cory and Kira Highlights Softcore Strip Tease           At First Glance I've never seen a Peach DVD before, let's see what they've got to offer.  The Basics -Here Comes the Judge-Genre: Straight, Softcore- 11 Girls, each does a stage dance and lap danceOverall Value- $12.00The Run Down  The premise is simply that you are the judge of a contest and auditioning the girls of Spearmint Rhino strip clubs. Each girl does her thing on stage for you with full nudity and some softcore touching/caressing but no penetration or fun tricks.
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