7th Heaven Review

7th Heaven: Tales of Masturbation and Pleasure

Highlights:

Light masturbation, butts

Data:

1999, Metro, 90 minutes

Models:

Jessica Jewel, Kristi, Violet Love, McKayla, Paula, Sydnee Steele, Trisha (Ashley Shye)

Featured Screenshot

Special Features

Notable Older Damsels: [0/6]

None

Anal Play: [3/6]

Breadballs, lots of! 1 very good, anal-focused scene.

Deep Oral Penetration: [0/6]

None

Footsies: [0/6]

None

Kissing: [0/6]

None

Summary

Purchase Recommendation: [3/6]

Overall Rating: [3/6]

This is an old masturbation vide from Metro, where several scenes have very good colors, given that they were filmed in 1999. The girls are mostly young, yet some are endowed & mature enough to warrant a review. A light, forgettable masturbation movie with several good butt scenes.

Details

Episode 1: Sydnee Steele

The video begins as we follow Syndee's very muscular legs as she ascends the stair. Phew, the tight muscles are nowhere on the attractive side. We also have a good focus on them as the model enters the house and without losing her time begins to masturbate. If thick knees and toes are your forte, this is a girl for you. Unimpressed, we take in the mostly teasing play, which gets us nowhere in the end. Sydnee bares her bust, yet it is as if she didn't quite know what to do with it. A looker she is not, hence all that remains is her bust and her butt, of which more later. With such an opportunity blown, the girl takes an infinite time to undress, mostly touching her buttocks and muscular body rather than the more erogenic areas. We then get the first breadball, opening the whole series. The filmmaker must have been fond of the sight of rounded, shapely buttocks, and so are we. The only complaint you may have at this moment is that the last chance to present the assets has been wasted.

The large, round butt is in our crosshair again, when for the first time a bit of plastic ventures deep inside, all the way up, as it should have. The brown button also gets a lot of attention, fortunately, when a good anal scene begins. Pity that only a piece of dead plastic found its way into the dead center, sometimes even being left in, as a well-behaved boy that he is. Whatever does she have fingers for, eh? There is so much to explore, is there not? So plastic it shall be. Say we: let it better be an interesting piece of plastic, or else! To our enjoyment, the damsel masturbates the proper sesame door, whilst after each round she forces one more thicker ball deeper into her arse. At a given moment, the fingers work the darkened, moist clam very fast, whilst the third and last ball pops into the darker corner. Quite impressive, if you ask us. Fortunately, the gradual ejection of the entire thingamajig took some time, all of which was preserved on film for posterity, so to speak.

Episode 2: Jessica Jewel

Whilst we are aware that the term: slut is of derogatory nature, there is no denying that some women are sluttish by their very nature, and given the nature of this business, this is usually a plus. The first two ladies in this video, and Jessica in particular, have something very bold about them; exciting, but of a slum shaghouse variety. Give them ten years, and they might have been cast in a costume film about the eighteenth century bordello in New Orleans, with all details of the burdelmama's adventures left in, of course. So if you like your masturbating girls talk dirty to you, be sluttish as hell, then run for your life and buy this video.

Our prefererence for the softer side of the feminine does not prevent us from being impressed by a massive bust harnessed into bra hidden under some pinkish-violet women's thingamajig without a name. After some thrashing on the bed, the damsel finally undresses, casts her breasts aside (no pun intended), and rolls her nice ass into another breadball. Sigh... whyever were the assets left alone? Given how light on the actual masturbation this movie is, we wish some exploration of the dark side of the moon were entertained. To no avail. Butt lovers of the world, you may complain, but there is still something to ponder, so don't give up on this video yet.

Episode 3: McKayla

A nice blonde then appears before our eyes, with very dark, dominating, and quite disturbing eyebrows. Skinny as hell, this woman would have to masturbate herself into a frenzy to arouse our interest. Very pale, thin like a skeleton, she looks good only from below, if we may be so bold, and the only time some flesh is visible on her body is when the pale ass is rolled into a ball. After a minute or two of very soft, going-nowhere fiddling with her pussy, the girl gives up, and so do we.

Episode 4: Violet Love

Ah, Violet. Another impressive butt! The scene begins in the lavatory, as the girl presents her charms to us. Long enough legs, naturally dark, attractive body, plump kisser, and a good pair of tits that unfortunately get little exposure. The woman is very hot, and just as sluttish as her predecessors, with the exception of the sickly-thin blonde. Ah, her breasts! A lovely sight, isn't it? Dark, shining eyes, dark nipples, and dark everywheres. The masturbation part is very light on intensity, yet given how pretty the damsel is, you can live with a poke or two.

Episodes 5,6,7: Trisha (Ashley Shye), Kristi, Paula

After Violet fades away, there is little to enjoy. First, a skeleton-resembling, younger chick appears, under the name of Trisha. The only credit to her that we can give is that she appeared in the first, very hot scene in Mature Women with Younger Girls: Volume 1. Yet alone? Sorry, but no. Then comes a boring blonde whom we forgot as soon as she faded away. Well, to be fair, she also had a nice butt, and only for a moment we wished to be at that place and time to explore what explored be must. Then, half-asleep, we approach the last episode, with a sunburnt time-waster called Paula. Was this filmed in 1985? Who cares. Exit stage right.

--- Em
MadameDVD Review, 11 May 2004