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Slipping Into Darkness (Hustler)
Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by J.R.
Starring: Alberto Rey, Vanessa Blue, Mark Wood, Reno, Brett Rockman, Stacey Cash, Kurt Lockwood, Mya Lovely, Alec Knight, Jenna Brooks, Lori Alexia, Mac Turner, Sophia Sandobar
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Vanessa Blue
Review brief: Anytime a feature has Vanessa Blue sitting on some luck guys face and offering up that sweet juicy twat of hers, that should make for a great disc, and this one does start off that way. Her scene is by far the best of the lot, and even though the rest have a decent variety of IR fucking with some beautiful ladies, they dont match the first scene. Its not ball busting scorching, IMO, but it more that does the job for VB fans. She starts out the disc by giving up the booty to a lucky dude. He does his best with that fine stuff, even though in CG his dick kept falling out. She can give some mean head, and she knows how to jump up and down on a hard cock. The positions were the usual, and he dumped his load on her chest, but the chemistry was the best part of the scene. These two were into each other, and that was apparent by the fucking. Give this one a try.
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Ass Appeal (Hustler)
Release date: 2/15/2005
Reviewed on: 5/1/2005 by J.R.
Starring: Jada Fire, Mark Wood, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Ayana Angel, Kurt Lockwood, Gia Jordan, Sandra Romain, Katrina Kraven, Sydnee Capri
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Theres nothing quite like seeing big booty women getting it from the back with those cheeks jiggling. This is another great disc from Hustler, and even though the scenes do tend to get a bit drawn out while you are watching the action, there is enough IR fucking in this flick to please anyone who may pick this disc up. The first scene is the best. Boy, I would love for two beautiful black women to come to my front door and tell me to cut out the behavior or they would have no choice but to fuck my brains out, which they do to our lucky hero. This guy gives it to both females from the back with some serious gusto, this after having his knob lubed from some great dual cocksucking. He is also a man who does not mind eating some pussy, and gets both girls off in the process. The scene does tend to drag towards the end, but you will enjoy it none-the-less. The rest of the DVD does a good job after this scene, but doesnt quite match the heat. You just might not make it through. The porn wars are in full swing, and the people who win in the end are us, the consumers.
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Throat Yogurt 2
Release date: 12/8/2004
Reviewed on: 5/1/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Brandon Iron, Diamond, Jada Fire, Jada, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Jazmin, Anthony Hardwood, Juan Cuba, Jake Malone, Jamie Brooks, Barbara Summer, Lady Victoria, Brad Baldwin, Angela Stone, Cole Conners, Tyla Wynn, Marcos Leon, Makayla Cox, Joe Rock, Jasmyn Lopez, Tee Reel
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Jessica Dee
Review brief: There are blowjob movies, and then there are all oral movies such as Throat Yogurt #2. The difference? In blowjob movies, the girls do most of the work while the guys simply sit back and get their knobs gobbled. In all oral flicks such as this, the guys are allowed to abuse the girls. The action here is more throat fucking and gagging than cock sucking. Some of the guys shove their dicks so far down the throats that the girls eyes tear up and their mascara starts running. Not a pretty sight! The 10 girls here are mostly B Listers, with only Tyla Wynn being moderatley cute. The rest have average looks and give head without any ambition. Many of the cumshots are weak, and the girls dont do much in the way of post-cum head.
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Innocence: Baby Blue
Release date: 6/30/2004
Reviewed on: 4/30/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Haley, Scott Lyons, Kimberly Kane, Mick Blue, Brett Rockman, Anthony Hardwood, Kurt Lockwood, Charlie Laine, Lili Thai, Penny Flame, Melissa Lauren, Haley Paige
Studio: Ninn Worx
Directed by: Halle Vanderhyden
Review brief: Innocence: Baby Blue Studio: Ninn Worx Director: Halle Vanderhyden Year: 2004 Feature Time: 2:07:50 Extras: Behind the Scenes (0:22:30) Starring: Penny Flame Charlie Lane Haley Paige Melissa Lauren Kimberly Kane Lily Thai Themes: Feature, Artistic This is the second film in the "Innocence" series from Ninn Worx that I've reviewed. The first was a 2-disc set, "Innocence: Candy Girl" with the luscious August on the cover. See my review for that one for more about Ninn Worx and director Halle Vanderhyden's style. "Innocence: Baby Blue" is only one disc, with Penny Flame and Charlie Lane posing seductively on the cover. The "Innocence" series focuses on young girls having sex against a white background, on extravagant but spare sets. The series has very high-class production values. Everything is forgotten but the girls and, usually, one piece of furniture. The action takes place on what seems like a circular, rotating stage. Everything is constantly in flux and moving around, including the quick camera edits.
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Perfect Secretary, The (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 3/23/2005
Reviewed on: 4/30/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Tommy Gunn, Trinity, Reno, Jassie, Carmen Luvana, Julie Night, Michelle B., Vincent Vega, Angela Stone, Bianca Pureheart, Samantha Ryan, Haley Paige
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 111 min. (Cover states 113 min.) Production Date: 2 / 1 / 2005 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Carmen Luvana, Haley Paige, Julie Night, Samantha Ryan, Trinity, Michelle B., Angela Stone, Jassie, Tony Tedeschi, Sir Nik, Vincent Vega, Tommy Gunn, Reno, and Bianca Pureheart in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ill admit it, Im mostly looking forward to this one for being Carmen Luvanas first anal. Initial Reaction: It has some decent ideas, but it has enough things working against it that it couldnt get much past average for me Who Should Watch It : Anybody desperately needing to see Carmen Luvana take it in the ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting friendly technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave me a bit torn. The audio is fairly clear and well balanced, but there are a few times when it doesnt quite synch with the video or seems like its dubbed.
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Up & Cummers 126
Release date: 3/13/2005
Reviewed on: 4/29/2005 by picman
Starring: Stacy Valentine, Randy West, Johnni Black, Damien Michaels, Summer Collins, Bridgette Belle, Michael Black, Annie Buns, Lyla Lei, Kimmy Kahn, Tyler Gates, Crystal Rouseau, China Storm, Ray Swaze
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Prologue One of the traditional portals for fresh talent in porn has been Randy West's Up and Cummers series. Randy himself has never been a big selling point for me. I always carry the image of a polyester/disco clown from the 80's. It was hard to take him seriously then, and even tougher now that he's old enough to be the grandfather of some of these young women. But it can't be denied that some very special girls have appeared in front of his camera, and some notable scenes have been recorded. This edition is called "The Lost Tapes: 2". I don't know exactly what that means. Didn't these scenes ever appear before? Is there more footage than previously released? I can tell you that there are some familiar faces on the cover. Lyla Lei, Johnni Black and Stacy Valentine. Also, Annie Bunz, who is known to most porn fans as Cassidey. This is billed as her first boy/girl shoot. Lucky Randy. Let's see how she did. The video starts out with Randy training his camera on the adorable Kimmy Kann.
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Interactive Secretary
Release date: 1/15/2005
Reviewed on: 4/29/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Taylor Wane
Studio: Taylor Wane
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: approx. 155 min. total footage Production Date: Dec. 2004 Director: Taylor Wane Cast: Taylor Wane and you The Short Story Initial Expectations: This series started out really strong with Nurse Taylor and then nosedived with Interactive French Maid. I really have no clue what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Theres some nice sequences, but the overall results dont make it too far past the average mark. Who Should Watch It : Fans of virtual sex and footjobs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting virtual sex that feels continuous The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and well balanced, and theres no background noises that I noticed. The video, however, is a bit weak. Its nicely lit, but theres enough noticeable pixelation to hold things back. Music: None Menus: Basically, none. Theres the virtual menu, and it works the other menus into it.
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Liquid City Volumes 1 & 2 Box Set
Release date: 8/31/2004
Reviewed on: 4/28/2005 by J.R.
Starring: Janet Jacme, Skyy, Ayana Angel, Mystikal, Chloe Black, Malaya, Ice La Fox, Angel Eyes, Misty Mason, Monique Moore
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: It now seems that every rapper who has a hit record now feels that they can try their hand at porn. Snoop Dogg did it with his two outings, and now Mystical has thrown his hat into the rapper/porn ring with a special two-disc set of Liquid City One & Two. There is so little top-flight black porn on the market, and with Vanessa Blue, lex Steele and several others trying their best to give the black fan what they want, its a shame that some companies in the business seem to sometimes come up short. That is why I really enjoyed both volumes of this set, even though Vol. One is better than Two. Except for the first scene one disc one with Janet Jacme, everything else seems to have taken place in a club, sometimes in the private back rooms, and every now and then, out in the open. These fine sistas bounce those big, fat juicy asses up and down on some thick dick, and the chemistry is sure to get your motor running. Each performer really seems to be into it, regardless of the setting.
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No Man's Land 40
Release date: 3/17/2005
Reviewed on: 4/28/2005 by J.R.
Starring: Kylie Ireland, Cherokee, Trinity, Monica Mayhem, Katie Morgan, Brittney Skye, Alicia Rhodes, Michelle B., Trina Michaels, Vanessa Lane, Sammie Rhodes, Nicki Hunter
Studio: Video Team
Directed by: Eli Cross
Review brief: The biggest reason why I received this DVD, is because it is one of the last ones that include Kylie Ireland before her decent into complete depravity (The Whore Next Door) and her rise to legendary status in the industry, so I figured, might as well. As long as she stay with Platinum X, and stays in her current raunchy frame of mind, this will be one of the final times you will see her in her couple oriented glory. And as good as she was then, dont you really appreciate how she is now? This is a standard girls-only DVD, and for the crowd who likes porn in this fashion, it will live up to your expectations. I am a fan of porn with chemistry, and this does not fit the bill as far as Im concerned. The scene that includes Kylie is decent, but it feels like it was called in by most everyone else, and thats the feeling I got with this DVD. This seems like its an older title, as Kylie has been with PX for sometime now. Get it for her, but for everyone else, the girls may look beautiful, but the rest of the harder core fans should keep this strictly as a rental.
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Dream Teens 2 (Sin City)
Release date: 1/13/2005
Reviewed on: 4/27/2005 by morbidthoughts
Starring: Billy Glide, Brooke, Joey Ray, Hannah Harper, Kris Knight, Melissa Lauren, Trent Soluri, Tiffany Holiday, Gwen Jade, Kelly Kline
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Hannah Harper
Review brief: I was surprised to find out this was a feature thinking that it was just another teen gonzo. Hannah Harper plays off her past by running the Dream Teens agency. Most of her day is babysitting her girls and making sure they get to their sets on time. This could've been a hilarious comedy where Hannah makes fun of her time with LA Directmodels but the movie takes itself seriously. However it's serious enough to have some bits of unintentional comedy. Brooke and Kris Knight are seeing/fucking each other and he spends the night with her at the agency. Every time I see Brooke it seems like she gets better and better. She convinces me that she actually like sex now. He has his hangups on dating a porn star. Even the line, "It's not the same as doing it with you", makes its expected appearance. Melissa Lauren wants to desecrate her neighbour who is a priest's son and she is willing to use her butt to do it. How can men resist that kind of evil? Joey Ray is investigating a murder that Kris Knight is accused of but Joey has time to comfort one of the incidentary witnesses, Kelli Kline.
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Sex Warrior Pudding
Release date: 3/15/2005
Reviewed on: 4/27/2005 by J.R.
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: The second release from japan X and Hustler is long on adventure and storytelling and somewhat short on sexual action. The little that does go on is pretty good, and you will get your usual multi-armed monsters and female super heroines to spend both volumes saving the day, but it will not be one that you will remember for its sexual content. There are three females that spend their time keeping a super villain at bay, and thats all find, well and dandy but if you can follow the plot, better for you. I watched it for what a lot of other people watched it-for the sex. But like I said, it doesnt get nearly as raw as Hustlers previous release, and I have seen a lot better from other animated DVDs. Get it for no other reason than to say that you have both of Hustlers animated DVDs, and remember, its not bad at all really.
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Double D P.O.V. (Platinum X Pictures)
Release date: 2/11/2005
Reviewed on: 4/26/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Vince Vouyer, Shy Love, Eve Laurence, Trina Michaels, Yasmine Vega, Tory Lane, Brooke Haven
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Well this dvd features two things I really like in porn which are nice big hooters and some good POV cock sucking. We have some nice ladies to check out here led by Tory Lane who adorns the cover and also Trina Michaels and Shy Love are girls I recognize. So let's not waste any time and get face deep between those double D's!!! Shy Love: We start off with Vince interviewing Shy who sits nicely on a couch. I like the see thru mesh top and Vince gives us a good shot of her ass when she gets on the floor in a doggie pose. Vince even slips the ole tubesteak in there for a bit before Shy gets to suck him off. After a little more fucking and P2M Shy goes for a walk and we get to look at her ass some more, strangely her tits are still not uncovered, thought this was somewhat of a tit movie also? We finally get a tit friendly position when she lies on a large couch in mish and Shy does a little pussy play then Vince slides in for some more fucking but still the boobs remain covered.
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Toe Jam 2 (Legend)
Release date: 6/25/2004
Reviewed on: 4/26/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Liza Harper, Rod Fontana, Keiko, Lena Ramon, Dino Bravo, Gen Padova, Juan Cuba, Dwayne Cummings, Rob Longshot, Nikki Knox, Ashley Haze, Lisa Sparxxx, Lucki Chatsworth, Kevin M., Natalie Nightly, Cherry Poppens
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Grip Johnson
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 98 min. Production Date: 3 / 28 / 2004, 4 / 3, 23 / 2004, 5 / 1, 4, 21, 24, 30 / 2004 Director: Grip & Cram Johnson Cast: Ashley Haze, Cherry Poppens, Gen Padova, Keiko, Lena Ramon, Lisa Harper, Lisa Sparxxx, Lucki Chatsworth, Natalie Nightly, Nikki Knox, Dino Bravo, Dwayne Cummings, Juan Cuba, Kevin M., Rob Longshot, and Rod Fontana The Short Story Initial Expectations: Feet, Grip Johnson, and Lena Ramon. Those three definitely have me looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its pretty good, but a little light on the foot action. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting blowjobs and foot worshiping Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting fucking The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty darn good. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I dont think I noticed a single background noise. The video has a bit of grain, but its nicely lit and doesnt have any excessive camera motion.
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Young and Nasty (Hustler)
Release date: 6/13/2003
Reviewed on: 4/25/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Anthony Hardwood, Trent Tesoro, Sascha, Talon, Jean Val Jean, Marie Luv, Allie Sin, Kimmie Cream, Courtney Cummz, Denice K.
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Richard Hamilton
Review brief: Young and Nasty Studio: Hustler Director: Unknown Year: 2005 Feature Time: 1:28:35 Extras: Behind the Scenes / Trailers / Commercial (0:32:50) Starring: Kimmie Kream Marie Luv Allie Sin Courtney Cummz Denice K. Themes: Barely Legal, New Girls, Feature, Artistic Cover Quote: "You Don't Need to Teach Us How to Fuck!" I am not that familiar with porn DVD's from the Hustler label. I've seen a couple from the seminal "Barely Legal" series, and I was not that impressed. I visit a couple Hustler Hollywood retail locations regularly, but I don't ever really buy their product for some reason. I always check out the huge section of Hustler DVD's, but usually spend my money on some new releases from RLD or similar studios. I picked this one up randomly; I didn't really know what to expect at all. The lovely newcomers Kimmie Kream and Courtney Cummz are on the cover looking quite fetching. I haven't seen any of these girls in action before except Allie Sin.
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Chunky Pizza Party
Release date: 12/1/2003
Reviewed on: 4/25/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Guy DiSilva, Lena Ramon, Juan Cuba, Gia Paloma, La Nena, Teryn
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Grip Johnson
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 68 min. (Cover states approx. 90 min. This is more than enough for one more scene, so Im deducting a half point from the overall score) Production Date: 10 / 04, 11 / 2003 Director: Grip Johnson Cast: Gia Paloma, La Nena, Lena Ramon, Teryn, Guy DaSilva, and Juan Cuba The Short Story Initial Expectations: The Johnsons have put out some wonderfully politically incorrect porn. Im hoping this is another one, and with Lena Ramon in it I cant help but be hopeful! Initial Reaction: Its pretty hot as well as fun! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting girls with a bit of meat on their bones and a bit of humor Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting seriously overweight girls The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, but there is a bit of camera noise. Theres also a fair amount of the second scene that doesnt have any audio from the performers. The video is also pretty good.
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Jungle Love 4
Release date: 3/8/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2005 by Linus
Starring: Sabrina, Julian St. Jox, Camilla, Jennifer, Sledge Hammer, Franco Roccaforte, Nikol, K.K., Morgan March, Tyler Knight, Alex Divine, Leah Luv, Melissa Lauren, Trina Michaels
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: K.K.
Review brief: Jungle Love 4: In the Mix Initial Thoughts: Some of these titles are just out there, but I'm not getting in to that whole debate now. This one I would think very obviously is an interracial disc, Black guys pounding white girls in this case. This is a solid effort, there is a fair bit of variety, 3 two girls on a guy scenes and 3 one on one scenes, a pretty good blend of the nastier stuff that we all have become accustomed to. A hot cast with some real cute ladies in it helps the cause too, but there are a few issues in this one, the chemistry isn't always that great, and some of the 2 girl scenes just don't quite click either, it's not like the chemistry is bad, it's just the little things aren't quite in place all the time, but most of the scene are pretty well put together, and there are a couple real hot scenes that bail the small errors out pretty well and make this disc a solid entry in the IR genre, the extras are pretty decent and add some nice tease footage.
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Guess Who's Cumming (Elegant Angel)
Release date: 2/28/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2005 by Linus
Starring: Marika, Lexi, Patrick Collins, Romana, Anita Queen, Jennifer Max, Tiana Lynn, Enza, Britney Lightspeed, Kelly Norton
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: Guess Who's Cumming - Initial Thoughts I've been very unhappy with just about every female masturbation/squirting themed title I have picked up in the past, nobody I have seen so far seems to have nailed down the essence of the scenes, so with that said, it took a lot of pondering before I decided to pick this one up, and while I still think there is a fair bit of room for improvement, this one is the best effort by a ways, that I have checked out so far in the genre, the girls are very hot, they get to handle things for themselves for the most part and get thier juices flowing quite well, there is a fair bit of interview to open up some of the scenes, so it was nice to get a little info on the girls first. There are a hell of a lot of toys, some finger use, and even a little cocksucking in this disc, and a pretty decent compliment of extras. If you into the softer stuff, this one works out pretty well.
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Cumshitters
Release date: 3/24/2005
Reviewed on: 4/23/2005 by MASAMUNE
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Katsuni, Tyla Wynn, Courtney Cummz, Zoe Angel, Genesis Skye, Tee Reel
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: [ /image ] --> No explanation here. I think the title says it all, yea? So onwards! "But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and cumshit is the sun." [ /image ] --> SCENE 1: Tyla Wynn & Courtney Cummz VS. Steve Holmes, Michael Stefano, Tee Reel Rehearsing for their roles in Seabiscuit... Anal, DP, ATM, ATOGM, Anal Creampie, Anal Creampie swallow, Cumswap A sexy shot of stacked ass starts it, and then we see it's Courtney riding Tyla like a pony. "You like being a lil' submissive bitch don'tcha?" Courtney teases and smacks Tyla's bum with her leather paddle. Then the guys come in and Tyla quickly gets impaled with cock in reverse cowgirl while Courtney hungrily feasts on cock. Soon Courtney is getting her bum reamed while Tyla gets her cunt pummeled in missionary. Meanwhile, both girls are wailing loudly in lust, exuding mountains of sexual energy.
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Bikini Blowjobs
Release date: 3/12/2015
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by MisterNoGood
Starring: Brandi Lyons, Ashley Long, Melanie Jagger, Allison Wyte, Kianna Dior, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Rio Mariah, Nevaeh Ashton, Janet Taylor, Mason Storm, Dana Vespoli
Studio: Standard Digital
Review brief: This bj movie has the girls starting out each scene wearing a bikini, and slowly removing them in some good tease segments before the blowjobs begin. The first scene is outside in a backyard with Ashley Long in a pink bikini and Lucy Lee in a blue one. The girls slowly kiss and undress and slowly rub boobies. Two guys show up and Ashley and Lucy kneel down back to back and slowly suck and then deepthroat each guy. Both girls are really great deepthroaters but when Lucy goes all the way down to the base, the guy taps the back of her head to make her go down even futher (and I really hate it when guys do that, I wish they would keep that crap out of bj movies). Fortunately it only happens a few times, and then the girls get lightly face fucked, and both guys jerk off into the mouths and onto the chins of both girls. With alot of cum dripping off both girls chins, they turn around to face each other and they kiss and tongue each other. A fun scene and a great way to start.
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Suze's Centerfolds 1 & 2
Release date: 7/14/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Angela, Randy West, Yvette, Kevin James, Jeanie, Robyn, Suzette, Betty Jo
Studio: Pure Play
Review brief: Suze Randal has been directing porn since the 1980s, and most of her work can be categorized as couples flicks. Now Pure Play is boxing some of her earlier work into a Classics series called Suzes Centerfolds. Volumes One and Two are available in a single box set. Anything less than two discs in a set would be a ripoff of major proportions. There are only four scenes on each disc, which average about 40 total minutes playing time. If you can stomach 80s hairstyles, hairy snatches, outdated dialogue and music, poor acting, and zero credit identifications, this DVD might be for you. Out of the eight scenes, I could only positively identify Laurie Smith (Disc 1, Scene 2). Randy West and Kevin James were recognizable from the second disc, but who cares about them, right? This offering is strictly for fans of old porn. There are costumes galore (French maids, plumbers, etc.). The film is grainy (as expected for such old movies) and didnt transfer well to disc.
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Silvia's Spell 3
Release date: 10/3/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Silvia Saint
Studio: Maximum XXX
Review brief: Silvias Spell #3 is the third (and hopefully final) volume of a silly Frank Thring feature. This is couples porn if there ever was such a thing. Its shot on 35-mm film with soft lighting and music. Part of the film takes place in medieval or Renaissance days, so there are plenty of costumes. The girls are basically fantastic eye candy, with Silvia Saint leading the parade. Sandra Shine, Caroline, Rumika, and Monika are also on hand. Theres anal sex in just about every scene, as well as the token facials. Forget the plot. Its stupid, something to do with a witchs curse put on Silvia and her lover. Just FF to the sex scenes, hand the remote to your lady, and let the inevitable happen. There will be more heat in your room than on the screen, thats a given. As usual with Euro porn, little attempt is made to identify the performers. In fact, the cast list at the end of the flick lists ALL the actors and actresses from ALL three volumes.
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Sport Babes 1 (H2)
Release date: 11/6/2003
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Timea, Renato, Adam Jannin, Andy Brown, Alexa May, Kevin King, Mano, Karina Play, Alessia Romei, Rambo, Jasmin Field
Studio: H2 Video
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: Sport Babes is the first of a series of four Euro flicks featuring cute girls in sporting settings (on an archery range, riding a horse, in a gym, etc.). While it has some good moments, its hard to believe this series ever got to Volume #2. The girls range from attractive (Alice in Scene 3) to drop-dead gorgeous (Alissa and Alexa May in Scenes 2 and 5, respectively). The sex is standard Euro fare hard fucking, lots of anal, some A2M, a little DP, and facials galore. Of course, theres also the typical gaping, camera stare downs, and fake moaning that detracts from the heat. Also, three of the scenes are shot in outdoor locations (you decide if thats a plus or minus). The lezout between Jasmine Forever and Karina didnt do anything for me or Mrs. Groove. But if you really want boring, watch the 54-minute Behind the Scenes feature. Director Frank Thring (think Ed Powers with an English accent) hams for the camera and tries to explain to his multi-language crew how he wants things.
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Seven Year Itch
Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Tony Tedeschi, Mika Tan, Katie Morgan, Joelean, Felix Vicious, Alex Rox, Jack Spade, Pason
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Seven Year Itch had a chance to be a very good porn flick. Instead, thanks to some overly-ambitious camera angles and poor editing, it ends up being just middle of the road. Director Roy Karch apparently feels he might just win an Oscar if he continues using distracting, unflattering camera shots during the action. Case in point, fiery redhead Pason is giving a great blowjob to Steve Hatcher in the fourth scene. But Karch shoots the action through a beveled window, distracting this viewer completely. Earlier, brunette Felix Vicious is romping heatedly with Jack Spade on a couch. Karch elects to show much of the action through the bottom of a nearby mirrored table. This kind of cinematography adds nothing to the eroticism of the scenes. Theres actually a storyline in this feature, though its quite lame and worthy of FFing. Strangely, Karch chooses to close the show with a lezout (Mika Tan and Katie Morgan), not the usual climatic boy/girl action. That left me less than breathless.
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Holes & Whores
Release date: 3/19/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Alexa May, Kyara Diavolo
Studio: Phoenix
Directed by: Roland Dantes
Review brief: Holes and Whores might be good for viewing on a slow television night. Just dont expect big things from this typical Euro production. Theres the standard good-looking women, better-than-average male talent, decent hard (semi-abusive) sex. As usual, be prepared for fake moaning and the confounding staring at the camera by all the participants. And dont expect to be able to identify the males, as the credits are nonexistent. As for the women, semi-cute, pig-tailed brunette Simony takes on two guys in a gym setting to start things. The guys double-team both her slits before dropping their loads on her open mouth. Cute brown-haired Alexa May does a guy in a decent scene punctuated by too much gaping for my taste (who thinks this is sexy or erotic?). She takes an open-mouth facial to end the festivities. Next is a boring lezout with an older blonde, Kyara Diavolo, and a younger blond, Dora. The girls explore each other with fingers, tongues, and toys, but the heat just isnt there. Two Euro studs romp with cute brunette Jenifer in a pool hall.
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Becoming Georgia Adair: Self Portrait
Release date: 5/21/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by HeyNow
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Scott Styles, Justine, Sharon Wild, Dominica Leoni, Anthony Hardwood, Georgia Adair, Matt Bixel, Mario Rossi
Studio: Ninn Worx
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Rambling, disjointed review starts here: My initial impression of movies from Ninn Worx is that they are typically artistic erotica targeted to couples. I read a piece of promotional material for this one that this is part of his foray into the "Artcore Gonzo" genre. Seems true enough. Does it rank up there with my favorite releases over the past year? No, not really. We get the typical 5 sex scenes in this title, most of them with large boobied Georgia Adair either as willing participant or observer with a mini camcorder. That part is sort of interesting, especially if you are interested in a voyeuristic aspect. In one scene she videotapes another girl give a lengthy blowjob before moving on to some arousing anal action. (Okay, Im just not good in describing sex!) Scenes do end with facials. Maybe somehow that takes away a little bit of the couples appeal. In the interest of full disclosure, my non-porn watching wife noticed the box and said that he has larger penis than me. Ouch. And sigh. Awkward! I wonder if she will watch it. Must find strength to move on.
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Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 5/2/2005 by J.R.
Starring: Alberto Rey, Vanessa Blue, Mark Wood, Reno, Brett Rockman, Stacey Cash, Kurt Lockwood, Mya Lovely, Alec Knight, Jenna Brooks, Lori Alexia, Mac Turner, Sophia Sandobar
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Vanessa Blue
Review brief: Anytime a feature has Vanessa Blue sitting on some luck guys face and offering up that sweet juicy twat of hers, that should make for a great disc, and this one does start off that way. Her scene is by far the best of the lot, and even though the rest have a decent variety of IR fucking with some beautiful ladies, they dont match the first scene. Its not ball busting scorching, IMO, but it more that does the job for VB fans. She starts out the disc by giving up the booty to a lucky dude. He does his best with that fine stuff, even though in CG his dick kept falling out. She can give some mean head, and she knows how to jump up and down on a hard cock. The positions were the usual, and he dumped his load on her chest, but the chemistry was the best part of the scene. These two were into each other, and that was apparent by the fucking. Give this one a try.
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Release date: 2/15/2005
Reviewed on: 5/1/2005 by J.R.
Starring: Jada Fire, Mark Wood, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Ayana Angel, Kurt Lockwood, Gia Jordan, Sandra Romain, Katrina Kraven, Sydnee Capri
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Theres nothing quite like seeing big booty women getting it from the back with those cheeks jiggling. This is another great disc from Hustler, and even though the scenes do tend to get a bit drawn out while you are watching the action, there is enough IR fucking in this flick to please anyone who may pick this disc up. The first scene is the best. Boy, I would love for two beautiful black women to come to my front door and tell me to cut out the behavior or they would have no choice but to fuck my brains out, which they do to our lucky hero. This guy gives it to both females from the back with some serious gusto, this after having his knob lubed from some great dual cocksucking. He is also a man who does not mind eating some pussy, and gets both girls off in the process. The scene does tend to drag towards the end, but you will enjoy it none-the-less. The rest of the DVD does a good job after this scene, but doesnt quite match the heat. You just might not make it through. The porn wars are in full swing, and the people who win in the end are us, the consumers.
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Release date: 12/8/2004
Reviewed on: 5/1/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Brandon Iron, Diamond, Jada Fire, Jada, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Jazmin, Anthony Hardwood, Juan Cuba, Jake Malone, Jamie Brooks, Barbara Summer, Lady Victoria, Brad Baldwin, Angela Stone, Cole Conners, Tyla Wynn, Marcos Leon, Makayla Cox, Joe Rock, Jasmyn Lopez, Tee Reel
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Jessica Dee
Review brief: There are blowjob movies, and then there are all oral movies such as Throat Yogurt #2. The difference? In blowjob movies, the girls do most of the work while the guys simply sit back and get their knobs gobbled. In all oral flicks such as this, the guys are allowed to abuse the girls. The action here is more throat fucking and gagging than cock sucking. Some of the guys shove their dicks so far down the throats that the girls eyes tear up and their mascara starts running. Not a pretty sight! The 10 girls here are mostly B Listers, with only Tyla Wynn being moderatley cute. The rest have average looks and give head without any ambition. Many of the cumshots are weak, and the girls dont do much in the way of post-cum head.
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Release date: 6/30/2004
Reviewed on: 4/30/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Haley, Scott Lyons, Kimberly Kane, Mick Blue, Brett Rockman, Anthony Hardwood, Kurt Lockwood, Charlie Laine, Lili Thai, Penny Flame, Melissa Lauren, Haley Paige
Studio: Ninn Worx
Directed by: Halle Vanderhyden
Review brief: Innocence: Baby Blue Studio: Ninn Worx Director: Halle Vanderhyden Year: 2004 Feature Time: 2:07:50 Extras: Behind the Scenes (0:22:30) Starring: Penny Flame Charlie Lane Haley Paige Melissa Lauren Kimberly Kane Lily Thai Themes: Feature, Artistic This is the second film in the "Innocence" series from Ninn Worx that I've reviewed. The first was a 2-disc set, "Innocence: Candy Girl" with the luscious August on the cover. See my review for that one for more about Ninn Worx and director Halle Vanderhyden's style. "Innocence: Baby Blue" is only one disc, with Penny Flame and Charlie Lane posing seductively on the cover. The "Innocence" series focuses on young girls having sex against a white background, on extravagant but spare sets. The series has very high-class production values. Everything is forgotten but the girls and, usually, one piece of furniture. The action takes place on what seems like a circular, rotating stage. Everything is constantly in flux and moving around, including the quick camera edits.
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Release date: 3/23/2005
Reviewed on: 4/30/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Tommy Gunn, Trinity, Reno, Jassie, Carmen Luvana, Julie Night, Michelle B., Vincent Vega, Angela Stone, Bianca Pureheart, Samantha Ryan, Haley Paige
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 111 min. (Cover states 113 min.) Production Date: 2 / 1 / 2005 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Carmen Luvana, Haley Paige, Julie Night, Samantha Ryan, Trinity, Michelle B., Angela Stone, Jassie, Tony Tedeschi, Sir Nik, Vincent Vega, Tommy Gunn, Reno, and Bianca Pureheart in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ill admit it, Im mostly looking forward to this one for being Carmen Luvanas first anal. Initial Reaction: It has some decent ideas, but it has enough things working against it that it couldnt get much past average for me Who Should Watch It : Anybody desperately needing to see Carmen Luvana take it in the ass Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting friendly technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave me a bit torn. The audio is fairly clear and well balanced, but there are a few times when it doesnt quite synch with the video or seems like its dubbed.
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Release date: 3/13/2005
Reviewed on: 4/29/2005 by picman
Starring: Stacy Valentine, Randy West, Johnni Black, Damien Michaels, Summer Collins, Bridgette Belle, Michael Black, Annie Buns, Lyla Lei, Kimmy Kahn, Tyler Gates, Crystal Rouseau, China Storm, Ray Swaze
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Prologue One of the traditional portals for fresh talent in porn has been Randy West's Up and Cummers series. Randy himself has never been a big selling point for me. I always carry the image of a polyester/disco clown from the 80's. It was hard to take him seriously then, and even tougher now that he's old enough to be the grandfather of some of these young women. But it can't be denied that some very special girls have appeared in front of his camera, and some notable scenes have been recorded. This edition is called "The Lost Tapes: 2". I don't know exactly what that means. Didn't these scenes ever appear before? Is there more footage than previously released? I can tell you that there are some familiar faces on the cover. Lyla Lei, Johnni Black and Stacy Valentine. Also, Annie Bunz, who is known to most porn fans as Cassidey. This is billed as her first boy/girl shoot. Lucky Randy. Let's see how she did. The video starts out with Randy training his camera on the adorable Kimmy Kann.
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Release date: 1/15/2005
Reviewed on: 4/29/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Taylor Wane
Studio: Taylor Wane
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: approx. 155 min. total footage Production Date: Dec. 2004 Director: Taylor Wane Cast: Taylor Wane and you The Short Story Initial Expectations: This series started out really strong with Nurse Taylor and then nosedived with Interactive French Maid. I really have no clue what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Theres some nice sequences, but the overall results dont make it too far past the average mark. Who Should Watch It : Fans of virtual sex and footjobs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting virtual sex that feels continuous The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and well balanced, and theres no background noises that I noticed. The video, however, is a bit weak. Its nicely lit, but theres enough noticeable pixelation to hold things back. Music: None Menus: Basically, none. Theres the virtual menu, and it works the other menus into it.
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Release date: 8/31/2004
Reviewed on: 4/28/2005 by J.R.
Starring: Janet Jacme, Skyy, Ayana Angel, Mystikal, Chloe Black, Malaya, Ice La Fox, Angel Eyes, Misty Mason, Monique Moore
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: It now seems that every rapper who has a hit record now feels that they can try their hand at porn. Snoop Dogg did it with his two outings, and now Mystical has thrown his hat into the rapper/porn ring with a special two-disc set of Liquid City One & Two. There is so little top-flight black porn on the market, and with Vanessa Blue, lex Steele and several others trying their best to give the black fan what they want, its a shame that some companies in the business seem to sometimes come up short. That is why I really enjoyed both volumes of this set, even though Vol. One is better than Two. Except for the first scene one disc one with Janet Jacme, everything else seems to have taken place in a club, sometimes in the private back rooms, and every now and then, out in the open. These fine sistas bounce those big, fat juicy asses up and down on some thick dick, and the chemistry is sure to get your motor running. Each performer really seems to be into it, regardless of the setting.
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Release date: 3/17/2005
Reviewed on: 4/28/2005 by J.R.
Starring: Kylie Ireland, Cherokee, Trinity, Monica Mayhem, Katie Morgan, Brittney Skye, Alicia Rhodes, Michelle B., Trina Michaels, Vanessa Lane, Sammie Rhodes, Nicki Hunter
Studio: Video Team
Directed by: Eli Cross
Review brief: The biggest reason why I received this DVD, is because it is one of the last ones that include Kylie Ireland before her decent into complete depravity (The Whore Next Door) and her rise to legendary status in the industry, so I figured, might as well. As long as she stay with Platinum X, and stays in her current raunchy frame of mind, this will be one of the final times you will see her in her couple oriented glory. And as good as she was then, dont you really appreciate how she is now? This is a standard girls-only DVD, and for the crowd who likes porn in this fashion, it will live up to your expectations. I am a fan of porn with chemistry, and this does not fit the bill as far as Im concerned. The scene that includes Kylie is decent, but it feels like it was called in by most everyone else, and thats the feeling I got with this DVD. This seems like its an older title, as Kylie has been with PX for sometime now. Get it for her, but for everyone else, the girls may look beautiful, but the rest of the harder core fans should keep this strictly as a rental.
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Release date: 1/13/2005
Reviewed on: 4/27/2005 by morbidthoughts
Starring: Billy Glide, Brooke, Joey Ray, Hannah Harper, Kris Knight, Melissa Lauren, Trent Soluri, Tiffany Holiday, Gwen Jade, Kelly Kline
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Hannah Harper
Review brief: I was surprised to find out this was a feature thinking that it was just another teen gonzo. Hannah Harper plays off her past by running the Dream Teens agency. Most of her day is babysitting her girls and making sure they get to their sets on time. This could've been a hilarious comedy where Hannah makes fun of her time with LA Directmodels but the movie takes itself seriously. However it's serious enough to have some bits of unintentional comedy. Brooke and Kris Knight are seeing/fucking each other and he spends the night with her at the agency. Every time I see Brooke it seems like she gets better and better. She convinces me that she actually like sex now. He has his hangups on dating a porn star. Even the line, "It's not the same as doing it with you", makes its expected appearance. Melissa Lauren wants to desecrate her neighbour who is a priest's son and she is willing to use her butt to do it. How can men resist that kind of evil? Joey Ray is investigating a murder that Kris Knight is accused of but Joey has time to comfort one of the incidentary witnesses, Kelli Kline.
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Release date: 3/15/2005
Reviewed on: 4/27/2005 by J.R.
Studio: Hustler
Review brief: The second release from japan X and Hustler is long on adventure and storytelling and somewhat short on sexual action. The little that does go on is pretty good, and you will get your usual multi-armed monsters and female super heroines to spend both volumes saving the day, but it will not be one that you will remember for its sexual content. There are three females that spend their time keeping a super villain at bay, and thats all find, well and dandy but if you can follow the plot, better for you. I watched it for what a lot of other people watched it-for the sex. But like I said, it doesnt get nearly as raw as Hustlers previous release, and I have seen a lot better from other animated DVDs. Get it for no other reason than to say that you have both of Hustlers animated DVDs, and remember, its not bad at all really.
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Release date: 2/11/2005
Reviewed on: 4/26/2005 by bono-ONE
Starring: Vince Vouyer, Shy Love, Eve Laurence, Trina Michaels, Yasmine Vega, Tory Lane, Brooke Haven
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Well this dvd features two things I really like in porn which are nice big hooters and some good POV cock sucking. We have some nice ladies to check out here led by Tory Lane who adorns the cover and also Trina Michaels and Shy Love are girls I recognize. So let's not waste any time and get face deep between those double D's!!! Shy Love: We start off with Vince interviewing Shy who sits nicely on a couch. I like the see thru mesh top and Vince gives us a good shot of her ass when she gets on the floor in a doggie pose. Vince even slips the ole tubesteak in there for a bit before Shy gets to suck him off. After a little more fucking and P2M Shy goes for a walk and we get to look at her ass some more, strangely her tits are still not uncovered, thought this was somewhat of a tit movie also? We finally get a tit friendly position when she lies on a large couch in mish and Shy does a little pussy play then Vince slides in for some more fucking but still the boobs remain covered.
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Release date: 6/25/2004
Reviewed on: 4/26/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Liza Harper, Rod Fontana, Keiko, Lena Ramon, Dino Bravo, Gen Padova, Juan Cuba, Dwayne Cummings, Rob Longshot, Nikki Knox, Ashley Haze, Lisa Sparxxx, Lucki Chatsworth, Kevin M., Natalie Nightly, Cherry Poppens
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Grip Johnson
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 98 min. Production Date: 3 / 28 / 2004, 4 / 3, 23 / 2004, 5 / 1, 4, 21, 24, 30 / 2004 Director: Grip & Cram Johnson Cast: Ashley Haze, Cherry Poppens, Gen Padova, Keiko, Lena Ramon, Lisa Harper, Lisa Sparxxx, Lucki Chatsworth, Natalie Nightly, Nikki Knox, Dino Bravo, Dwayne Cummings, Juan Cuba, Kevin M., Rob Longshot, and Rod Fontana The Short Story Initial Expectations: Feet, Grip Johnson, and Lena Ramon. Those three definitely have me looking forward to this one! Initial Reaction: Its pretty good, but a little light on the foot action. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting blowjobs and foot worshiping Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting fucking The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty darn good. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I dont think I noticed a single background noise. The video has a bit of grain, but its nicely lit and doesnt have any excessive camera motion.
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Release date: 6/13/2003
Reviewed on: 4/25/2005 by RLD Fiend
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Anthony Hardwood, Trent Tesoro, Sascha, Talon, Jean Val Jean, Marie Luv, Allie Sin, Kimmie Cream, Courtney Cummz, Denice K.
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Richard Hamilton
Review brief: Young and Nasty Studio: Hustler Director: Unknown Year: 2005 Feature Time: 1:28:35 Extras: Behind the Scenes / Trailers / Commercial (0:32:50) Starring: Kimmie Kream Marie Luv Allie Sin Courtney Cummz Denice K. Themes: Barely Legal, New Girls, Feature, Artistic Cover Quote: "You Don't Need to Teach Us How to Fuck!" I am not that familiar with porn DVD's from the Hustler label. I've seen a couple from the seminal "Barely Legal" series, and I was not that impressed. I visit a couple Hustler Hollywood retail locations regularly, but I don't ever really buy their product for some reason. I always check out the huge section of Hustler DVD's, but usually spend my money on some new releases from RLD or similar studios. I picked this one up randomly; I didn't really know what to expect at all. The lovely newcomers Kimmie Kream and Courtney Cummz are on the cover looking quite fetching. I haven't seen any of these girls in action before except Allie Sin.
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Release date: 12/1/2003
Reviewed on: 4/25/2005 by astroknight
Starring: Guy DiSilva, Lena Ramon, Juan Cuba, Gia Paloma, La Nena, Teryn
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Grip Johnson
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 68 min. (Cover states approx. 90 min. This is more than enough for one more scene, so Im deducting a half point from the overall score) Production Date: 10 / 04, 11 / 2003 Director: Grip Johnson Cast: Gia Paloma, La Nena, Lena Ramon, Teryn, Guy DaSilva, and Juan Cuba The Short Story Initial Expectations: The Johnsons have put out some wonderfully politically incorrect porn. Im hoping this is another one, and with Lena Ramon in it I cant help but be hopeful! Initial Reaction: Its pretty hot as well as fun! Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting girls with a bit of meat on their bones and a bit of humor Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting seriously overweight girls The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, but there is a bit of camera noise. Theres also a fair amount of the second scene that doesnt have any audio from the performers. The video is also pretty good.
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Release date: 3/8/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2005 by Linus
Starring: Sabrina, Julian St. Jox, Camilla, Jennifer, Sledge Hammer, Franco Roccaforte, Nikol, K.K., Morgan March, Tyler Knight, Alex Divine, Leah Luv, Melissa Lauren, Trina Michaels
Studio: DVSX
Directed by: K.K.
Review brief: Jungle Love 4: In the Mix Initial Thoughts: Some of these titles are just out there, but I'm not getting in to that whole debate now. This one I would think very obviously is an interracial disc, Black guys pounding white girls in this case. This is a solid effort, there is a fair bit of variety, 3 two girls on a guy scenes and 3 one on one scenes, a pretty good blend of the nastier stuff that we all have become accustomed to. A hot cast with some real cute ladies in it helps the cause too, but there are a few issues in this one, the chemistry isn't always that great, and some of the 2 girl scenes just don't quite click either, it's not like the chemistry is bad, it's just the little things aren't quite in place all the time, but most of the scene are pretty well put together, and there are a couple real hot scenes that bail the small errors out pretty well and make this disc a solid entry in the IR genre, the extras are pretty decent and add some nice tease footage.
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Release date: 2/28/2005
Reviewed on: 4/24/2005 by Linus
Starring: Marika, Lexi, Patrick Collins, Romana, Anita Queen, Jennifer Max, Tiana Lynn, Enza, Britney Lightspeed, Kelly Norton
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Patrick Collins
Review brief: Guess Who's Cumming - Initial Thoughts I've been very unhappy with just about every female masturbation/squirting themed title I have picked up in the past, nobody I have seen so far seems to have nailed down the essence of the scenes, so with that said, it took a lot of pondering before I decided to pick this one up, and while I still think there is a fair bit of room for improvement, this one is the best effort by a ways, that I have checked out so far in the genre, the girls are very hot, they get to handle things for themselves for the most part and get thier juices flowing quite well, there is a fair bit of interview to open up some of the scenes, so it was nice to get a little info on the girls first. There are a hell of a lot of toys, some finger use, and even a little cocksucking in this disc, and a pretty decent compliment of extras. If you into the softer stuff, this one works out pretty well.
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Release date: 3/24/2005
Reviewed on: 4/23/2005 by MASAMUNE
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Katsuni, Tyla Wynn, Courtney Cummz, Zoe Angel, Genesis Skye, Tee Reel
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: [ /image ] --> No explanation here. I think the title says it all, yea? So onwards! "But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and cumshit is the sun." [ /image ] --> SCENE 1: Tyla Wynn & Courtney Cummz VS. Steve Holmes, Michael Stefano, Tee Reel Rehearsing for their roles in Seabiscuit... Anal, DP, ATM, ATOGM, Anal Creampie, Anal Creampie swallow, Cumswap A sexy shot of stacked ass starts it, and then we see it's Courtney riding Tyla like a pony. "You like being a lil' submissive bitch don'tcha?" Courtney teases and smacks Tyla's bum with her leather paddle. Then the guys come in and Tyla quickly gets impaled with cock in reverse cowgirl while Courtney hungrily feasts on cock. Soon Courtney is getting her bum reamed while Tyla gets her cunt pummeled in missionary. Meanwhile, both girls are wailing loudly in lust, exuding mountains of sexual energy.
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Release date: 3/12/2015
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by MisterNoGood
Starring: Brandi Lyons, Ashley Long, Melanie Jagger, Allison Wyte, Kianna Dior, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Rio Mariah, Nevaeh Ashton, Janet Taylor, Mason Storm, Dana Vespoli
Studio: Standard Digital
Review brief: This bj movie has the girls starting out each scene wearing a bikini, and slowly removing them in some good tease segments before the blowjobs begin. The first scene is outside in a backyard with Ashley Long in a pink bikini and Lucy Lee in a blue one. The girls slowly kiss and undress and slowly rub boobies. Two guys show up and Ashley and Lucy kneel down back to back and slowly suck and then deepthroat each guy. Both girls are really great deepthroaters but when Lucy goes all the way down to the base, the guy taps the back of her head to make her go down even futher (and I really hate it when guys do that, I wish they would keep that crap out of bj movies). Fortunately it only happens a few times, and then the girls get lightly face fucked, and both guys jerk off into the mouths and onto the chins of both girls. With alot of cum dripping off both girls chins, they turn around to face each other and they kiss and tongue each other. A fun scene and a great way to start.
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Release date: 7/14/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Angela, Randy West, Yvette, Kevin James, Jeanie, Robyn, Suzette, Betty Jo
Studio: Pure Play
Review brief: Suze Randal has been directing porn since the 1980s, and most of her work can be categorized as couples flicks. Now Pure Play is boxing some of her earlier work into a Classics series called Suzes Centerfolds. Volumes One and Two are available in a single box set. Anything less than two discs in a set would be a ripoff of major proportions. There are only four scenes on each disc, which average about 40 total minutes playing time. If you can stomach 80s hairstyles, hairy snatches, outdated dialogue and music, poor acting, and zero credit identifications, this DVD might be for you. Out of the eight scenes, I could only positively identify Laurie Smith (Disc 1, Scene 2). Randy West and Kevin James were recognizable from the second disc, but who cares about them, right? This offering is strictly for fans of old porn. There are costumes galore (French maids, plumbers, etc.). The film is grainy (as expected for such old movies) and didnt transfer well to disc.
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Release date: 10/3/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Silvia Saint
Studio: Maximum XXX
Review brief: Silvias Spell #3 is the third (and hopefully final) volume of a silly Frank Thring feature. This is couples porn if there ever was such a thing. Its shot on 35-mm film with soft lighting and music. Part of the film takes place in medieval or Renaissance days, so there are plenty of costumes. The girls are basically fantastic eye candy, with Silvia Saint leading the parade. Sandra Shine, Caroline, Rumika, and Monika are also on hand. Theres anal sex in just about every scene, as well as the token facials. Forget the plot. Its stupid, something to do with a witchs curse put on Silvia and her lover. Just FF to the sex scenes, hand the remote to your lady, and let the inevitable happen. There will be more heat in your room than on the screen, thats a given. As usual with Euro porn, little attempt is made to identify the performers. In fact, the cast list at the end of the flick lists ALL the actors and actresses from ALL three volumes.
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Release date: 11/6/2003
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Timea, Renato, Adam Jannin, Andy Brown, Alexa May, Kevin King, Mano, Karina Play, Alessia Romei, Rambo, Jasmin Field
Studio: H2 Video
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: Sport Babes is the first of a series of four Euro flicks featuring cute girls in sporting settings (on an archery range, riding a horse, in a gym, etc.). While it has some good moments, its hard to believe this series ever got to Volume #2. The girls range from attractive (Alice in Scene 3) to drop-dead gorgeous (Alissa and Alexa May in Scenes 2 and 5, respectively). The sex is standard Euro fare hard fucking, lots of anal, some A2M, a little DP, and facials galore. Of course, theres also the typical gaping, camera stare downs, and fake moaning that detracts from the heat. Also, three of the scenes are shot in outdoor locations (you decide if thats a plus or minus). The lezout between Jasmine Forever and Karina didnt do anything for me or Mrs. Groove. But if you really want boring, watch the 54-minute Behind the Scenes feature. Director Frank Thring (think Ed Powers with an English accent) hams for the camera and tries to explain to his multi-language crew how he wants things.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Tony Tedeschi, Mika Tan, Katie Morgan, Joelean, Felix Vicious, Alex Rox, Jack Spade, Pason
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Seven Year Itch had a chance to be a very good porn flick. Instead, thanks to some overly-ambitious camera angles and poor editing, it ends up being just middle of the road. Director Roy Karch apparently feels he might just win an Oscar if he continues using distracting, unflattering camera shots during the action. Case in point, fiery redhead Pason is giving a great blowjob to Steve Hatcher in the fourth scene. But Karch shoots the action through a beveled window, distracting this viewer completely. Earlier, brunette Felix Vicious is romping heatedly with Jack Spade on a couch. Karch elects to show much of the action through the bottom of a nearby mirrored table. This kind of cinematography adds nothing to the eroticism of the scenes. Theres actually a storyline in this feature, though its quite lame and worthy of FFing. Strangely, Karch chooses to close the show with a lezout (Mika Tan and Katie Morgan), not the usual climatic boy/girl action. That left me less than breathless.
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Release date: 3/19/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by Tongue in Groove
Starring: Alexa May, Kyara Diavolo
Studio: Phoenix
Directed by: Roland Dantes
Review brief: Holes and Whores might be good for viewing on a slow television night. Just dont expect big things from this typical Euro production. Theres the standard good-looking women, better-than-average male talent, decent hard (semi-abusive) sex. As usual, be prepared for fake moaning and the confounding staring at the camera by all the participants. And dont expect to be able to identify the males, as the credits are nonexistent. As for the women, semi-cute, pig-tailed brunette Simony takes on two guys in a gym setting to start things. The guys double-team both her slits before dropping their loads on her open mouth. Cute brown-haired Alexa May does a guy in a decent scene punctuated by too much gaping for my taste (who thinks this is sexy or erotic?). She takes an open-mouth facial to end the festivities. Next is a boring lezout with an older blonde, Kyara Diavolo, and a younger blond, Dora. The girls explore each other with fingers, tongues, and toys, but the heat just isnt there. Two Euro studs romp with cute brunette Jenifer in a pool hall.
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Release date: 5/21/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by HeyNow
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Scott Styles, Justine, Sharon Wild, Dominica Leoni, Anthony Hardwood, Georgia Adair, Matt Bixel, Mario Rossi
Studio: Ninn Worx
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Rambling, disjointed review starts here: My initial impression of movies from Ninn Worx is that they are typically artistic erotica targeted to couples. I read a piece of promotional material for this one that this is part of his foray into the "Artcore Gonzo" genre. Seems true enough. Does it rank up there with my favorite releases over the past year? No, not really. We get the typical 5 sex scenes in this title, most of them with large boobied Georgia Adair either as willing participant or observer with a mini camcorder. That part is sort of interesting, especially if you are interested in a voyeuristic aspect. In one scene she videotapes another girl give a lengthy blowjob before moving on to some arousing anal action. (Okay, Im just not good in describing sex!) Scenes do end with facials. Maybe somehow that takes away a little bit of the couples appeal. In the interest of full disclosure, my non-porn watching wife noticed the box and said that he has larger penis than me. Ouch. And sigh. Awkward! I wonder if she will watch it. Must find strength to move on.
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