Black Size Queens Review

What I Liked
Before I begin anything, just let me say that Lacey DuValle absolutely rawks my world.! Period. If you got no luv for Lacey, ya may as well skip down a few paragraphs - cuz I'm obviously not objective when it comes to this here beauty. If you recall her early days about 4 years ago as I do, she has always been a true (and natural) beauty. She has the facial features of a super model and an impossibly curvaceous physique for such a tiny gal. First time I saw Lacey was in one of ole man West's Up 'n Cummers episodes. Besides those sparkling eyes and bright smile, she had that sweet, demure personality that makes ones balls ache. The thing was, as adorable as that modest personality was - it just wouldn't fly well in porn. Many of her scenes were visually appealing but lacking in the intensity that gonzo requires...she was just too shy to shine onscreen.

Then she disappeared for awhile and came back under contract - just a half step above non-existence for the hardcore porn fan. It appears her re-emergence sans contract has occured simultaneaous with a "coming out" of sorts. Lacey know lays it all down and brings much more realism, energy and passion to her scenes, and it a wonderful thing to behold. For that reason alone, this DVD rises above the herd. Add to Lacey some real diversity of looks in Monet Devine, Vanessa Blue, Jada Fire and Crystal, and you know you could be in for a very special chocolate treat! The women in this DVD are all appealing and they definitely all look tasty here - and although the title refers to the size of the male stars, this DVD is all about these queens.

Lacey starts things off with a bang. And I mean a bang! After exchanging cordialities with Jack Napier (discussing her career and her "new house"), they get right down to business on the sofa of a large, luxurious typical porn home. Lacey has really learned to stay in the moment and let go...the reserved, girlish beauty has left da hizzy and the wanton woman has made a grand entrance. Endowed with the face and proportions of a true-to-life Black Barbie-doll, she marries that look with new-found intensity and howls down the house. I remember noticing that even with both of Lacey's tiny hands wrapped around Jack's dick and while doing a decent job at deepthroating him, there was still a mouthful of cock left unattended too - and this sparked that scene even more. I guess maybe there is something to this thing about extra large cocks and extra diminutive ladies being hot to watch.

Monet also brings her vocal chords to her scene. She is not as much a squealer and wailer as Lacey...more of a deep moaner and heavy breather. Either way, she is obviously quite happy with Mandingo's length and girth. That she is another well-endowed, naturally-titted fox adds to the flick and she matches Mandingo thrust for thrust...often encouraginghim on and begging for "more...harder" efforts. I have only scene this pornlet once before and I am liking both her looks and her performances. Strangely enough, it is Jada Fire who appears the most reticent of this crew. Normally quite vocal and aggressive in her scenes, Jada here seems just a notch below her normal fire. She still brings that eroticism and still enjoys every inch of Napier, but at several points in the scene she appears to either slow the motion down or back off of his tool. No wonder, given his size, but just not something we're use to seeing out of Jada. She also mentions playfully more than once that she is doing all the work...while this is not done in an exactly comlaining tone, it does bring the viewer to the crashing reality that she is in fact working. Again, not something we normally see with Jada.

Now Vanessa Blue is something to behold, also. Improbably large of booty and booby, she is the one gal here who looks as if she cold handle all this size without problem...and she does. Her whole demeanor screams "strong Black woman coming through! Bring on the fun! She has a naturally light persona and easy smile and all of her sex scenes are about pure fun. There is little of that pain/pleasure dynamic, little of that "how am I too fit all that cock in my little pussy,"...with Vanessa, its just about sex for laughs and that can be quite appealing for a change of pace. She engulfs even the prodigious Napier within her ample bosom and long, large legs and welcomes him to her playhouse. Not as nubile as the lil spinners, she doesn't bounce and contort into all those impossible positions - she rides with purpose, grinds with focus and seemingly draws the cum from deep within her partner.

Last to appear is Crystal. Light-skinned and fleshy, she is not exactly a stunner, but more a real-woman. Pretty of face and real-bodied with definite curves, she struggles with Napier's girth, albeit happily so. At times quiet and cooingly satisfied, other times obviously pushed to the brink and wailing her lungs out, Crystal really gets the work-out (again, surprisingly from Napier - Mandingo has a single scene in this flick). she tells that doggy is her favorite position - are all porn starlets told to say this? However, it is when a standing Jack begins to slowly plung her depths face to face while she lies on her back that she first begins to let go. When he picks up the pace, she really loses it and obviously has a long, satisfying orgasm. Truly, this scene was the closest thing to a voyeurs fantasy - it just feels as if you have wandered into a room and been given the chance to really watch a couple getting it on oblivious o either your presence or that of any crew or cameras.

What I Disliked
With such appealing women given such good performances, I would've expected this DVD to jump off the screen more. It doesn't. Surprisingly for a movie built around the size of the males, it is both Jack Napier and Mandingo who dissapoint here. Neither brings anything more than a big dick to the party - and Napier at times seems to have wood issues. Mandingo, in his one scene with Monet, especially seems to be just going through the paces. If you are often annoyed by his incessant chatter, this is the one scene you may like of his. He is strangely quiet and lacks any of his usual fervor. And even Jada remarks more than a couple times about Napier not breaking a sweat and remaining totally silent. I have no idea why these men aren't turned on by these queens - there is something here for every taste - but they abviously are working too hard these days.

And considering the volume of dick being thrown around here, every one of the cum-shots is a dissapointment. After putting Lacey through some extremely hot motions, Jack ends with a titty-fuck that elicits a moneyshot that is so meager the viewer almost misses it altogether! Mandingo's delivery of sperm to Monet isn't even visible. Poor camerawork, perhaps...maybe he needed to pull out further before shooting - but its not until she does the obligatory "spit it back out on his dick" thing that we can even tell that there was in fact a decent amount of cum deposited. And whats the deal with Napier and titty-fucking. I'll admit, that its visually appealling and something all men want to try at least once, but he ends everyone of his scenes here with a titty-fuck induced weak cumshot....okay, Jada's isn't exactly a tiity-fuck one, but as close as one can get with an upside down woman! It wouldn't even be noticeable were it not for the fact that the cum elicited each time is so disappointingly small. The men in this DVD are the only thing that detracts from it - but thats a pretty major thing. Who would ever expect, given both the male and females featured herein, that the viewer would be frustrated and wishing there were a man in the scene who could really out it to this hot and obviously wanting and excited woman?

Very disappointing.

DVD Quality
The audio here is fine, the visual pretty good except perhaps for a few moneyshot glitches...the settings typical but pretty.

Overall Thoughts
There really is not much in the way of extras (trailers, website, photo gallery), but then again what would normally be included in a Behind The Scenes feature is actually left intact in the filming and I liked the casual flair that these conversations and playful antics added.

This is a DVD to watch for the women - and thats all. If you like beautiful women and get off on them enjoying themselves, Lacey, Monet, Crystal and Vanessa are gonna make this flick for you. Jada is a little flat - which is still pretty good given that its Jada we are talking about, but the lack of inertia in Napier and Mandingo keeps this DVD from being a gem and leaves it at rental material at best. As a rental, its probably a decent and worthwhile watch.