Boob Cruise Babes Review

Reviewed by jayo  on  9/10/2005

A few years back, the publishers of Score magazine charted a ship and sailed the Caribbean with a pack of their readers and some of their favorite nude models. Score is a big-tit magazine, so the models were all very busty and the event was named The Boob Cruise. This is one of the DVDs that came out of that cruise.

One of the most important things to note about this DVD is that it is Rated R, or so it says in the front with the FBI warning and the legal stuff. And they're right--it would be an R. There's full nudity, but there's no sex. The models mainly post in a variety of places and positions as if they were on photo shoots (and sometimes they are), or performing their club dances. Masturbation and lesbian acts are all simulated and only occasionally shown. There are a few guys around but they're used as props to feel up the models a little. It's the sort of thing you could expect to see in their magazines--without the hardcore sections.

The models, however, are something else. This is big-tit paradise. Some of the girls are naturally large, some are enhanced nicely with silicone, others are inflated to freakish proportions. But most of the models are very attractive, and I often wonder why some of them felt the need to make their boobs cartoonishly large.

The production is very nice. The photograpy is well done and the natural Caribbean scenery is well used. The DVD is organized by model, and chaptered by location. So for instance if you chose the model Angel Eyes, a beautiful brunette with huge but not ridiculous, siliconed boobs, you begin with her posing along the beach and playing in the surf, and the next chapter goes to her club dance routine. The next girl, Dawn Stone, is a pretty blonde who plays the boat's deck pool, showers herself off liberally, then frolicks in the surf with a pretty brunette for a little light lesbian action.

Other models include blondes Summer Leigh, Heather Hooters, Brittany Andrews, Busty Dusty, SaRenna Lee, brunette Vanessa, the freakishly-siliconed Minka, and Score's more popular model, Linsey Dawn McKenzie. Linsey treats us to some beachside cheesecake as she plays in the rocks and the sand, swims in the turquois waters, and models swimsuits on-deck.

I think this is a good boys-night-out party video, since there's plenty to gawk at, point and laugh, and talk about. But if you want real sex, you'll need to look elsewhere.