Kung Pow Kitty Review

Synopsis
Okay...first thing you gotta understand is that I'm an Asiaphile. I enjoy the culture, its art, history - and most of all its women! That being said, I do not always enjoy today's Asian lines. The woman are gorgeous and everytime you think it can't get any better a new crop arrives to blow your mind. Mimi Miyagi becomes Suzi Suzuki, who becomes Kobe Tai. Mika Tan becomes Jade Marcela becomes Luci Thai becomes Lily Thai becomes ...the parade of beauty never ends! However, so many of these lines just turn into hackneyed jumblings of performers. If I hear "Me luv you long time" one more time, I'll die! So I cringed a little when I saw this title. The cast looks excellent, but I saw visions of karate-chopping, screaming banshees in my mind's eye. Luckily enough, The Macho Brothers don't delve too far into the stereotype and we get to enjoy the women. Sure, they all enter dresses in some version of Asian garb to some really bad Asian music, but the cliche's stop as soon as the action begins - which is quick enough.

Scene 1
If you've read any of my previous posts in this forum, you know that Mika Tan can pretty much do no wrong by me. I have always found her attractive, intelligent, humorous and sexually exciting. She enters her scene in a sexy-ass red silk dress and jumps right to sucking on Van Damage's dick. This is a full-on, I'm ready and drooling spit all over you BJ. She even gets some on the camera! Mika is an exciting screw as always, dirty talking her way through an aggressive scene that starts with her on top, gets better as she wails away in doggy and ends with her doing a bukkake number with her shoe. after receiving her facial, she allows it to dribble into the shoe. She then drinks it and puts some on the camera! It is this playful eroticy that always brings me back to Mika. I love this woman!

Scene 2
Bamboo's scene shows the other side of this Asian theme...raw, assertive sexing. And Bamboo is just the gitl to continue this trend. Although ultra-petite, this little spinner fucks with abandon. I'm normally not wild about dyed-blonde Asians, but it looks good against her tanned skin on that tight body. Her face is forced down unto her partner's dick forcibly and he even spits in her face and smacks her around. Not my thing, but I know some of you will enjoy this. Unfortunately, this scene suffers from what I call gonzogonebaditis. In their attempt at extreme sex, the Macho Brothers lose focus. We have a true gem of a perfomer in Bamboo and her delectable nipples, but cannot concentrate on them with all the jumping and throwing around. The positions fly by too fast to enjoy, the edits are too quick - and we are left wondering "wha happen" at scene's end. Typical...great girl, poor scene.

Scene 3
I was bugged when I reviewed Hustler's Young Latin Girls #12 because it featured not one but two obviously Asian stars (Nautica and Rose). Here, The Latins strike back by placing Finesse Navarro in an Asian themed DVD! Go figure! I don't really mind, as the girl is super scalding hot...dark and exotically alluring - just my thang! She also gives a good, wet blowjob that involves soaking the camera (okay, guys, we got that trick already!) The sex is pretty good here - especially the doggy - but if you like this woman's look and really want to see her perform, try Zero Tolerance's Yellow Fever. Here, she doesn't quite get the chance to heat up, as the scene jumps abit too quickly from position to position again.

Scene 4
Avena Lee is a stunner. I never really found her attractive in her earlier braces wearing barely legal days, but she has truly morphed into a wonderful woman. I could look at her all day. The aggressive style continues here as both guys abuse her pretty little mouth before damaging her pussy and there are so nice camera angles by which to admire her great body, but I found myself yearning for some dp action. Its obvious that the Macho brothers are going for that extreme, violent sort of vibe, so a good hard dp would've fit right in...but I'm guessing Avena wasn't amenable to this. I was also left cold by all the dirty-talking pater by the dudes. Again, we end the scene with Avena spiiting her double facial onto the camera. ....(imagine the sound of crickets chirping here)

Scene 5
It use to bother me that a woman as visually appealing as Nyomi Marcela could so often leave me limp. In her early work, I just felt the reluctance to do this work was actually palpable - and it made my heart hurt that a girl so beautiful would be subjecting herself to something she so obviously hates...but all that has changed. Nyomi comes to play these days - and her physical beauty (and I mean EXTREME physical beauty - this woman is absolutly magnificent looking!) is matched by her energy. Working here with the aging and heavier but still formidable Mark Davis, she is spun every which way like a ragdoll, albeit a very pretty ragdoll. She matches his fervor stroke for stroke in some highly imaginable positions that illustrate her flexibility. when she climbs aboard Davis and rides him, she looks beatific and takes some serious pounding. She even adds a little spice to that stupid spitting cum at the camera thing by drooling it into her palm and slurping it back up repeatedly first. Nice cum play like that would never have been expected in Nyomi's early incarnation!

Summary
While I was glad that the Brothers didn't wade waist-deep in the Asian hyperbole, I still found the DVD a little wanting. You have some serious lookers in this cast, and some well-seasoned pros in Mika, Bamboo and Avena who can really put out stellar performances. However, the effort at extremity is lame and all the spitting just adds nothing to the flick. As a matter of fact, all the girls perform well and are gorgeous, but the quick-cut edits hurt alot and the sound quality is inconsistent...too bad, this one could've rocked.