Saki's Metro Movie Reviews (14)
Release date: 10/24/2003
Reviewed on: 12/22/2003
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Pale Bottom Needs Color (1993) Studio Metro Genre Softcore Spanking Director None credited Starring Alicia Rio, Kelli, Meekah, Fallon, Kiss, Tanya Fox Running Time 0:52 (yes, that's right, less than an hour!) DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Animated main menu; 13-picture softcore photo gallery; and trailers for Being Porn Again, Fetish Whores, Blowjob Fantasies 19, Asian Hoze, and Skeeter Kerkove's Double Anal Excursions 4 Typical Watchers Spanking curiosity seekers Typical Haters Anyone who is really into BDSM, wants modern production values, or who can't understand why anyone would want to see an adult video without any hardcore action Replay Value None Themes Spanking, softcore, girl-girl, solo masturbation, breast & foot play Condoms None needed If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy No recommendations [ /image ] -->Just the other day, I was thinking about how far the adult video industry has come in the last several years. Back in the 90's, video quality s
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Release date: 5/23/2003
Reviewed on: 10/12/2003
Studio: Metro
Starring: Joel Lawrence, Jade Marcela, Dillion Day, Teanna Kai, Mark Wood, Sabrine Maui, Sin-nye, Nyomi Marcela, Kaylani Lei, Jade Hsu
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: Asian Hoze (2003) Studio Metro/Ground Zero Entertainment Genre Asian Director Michael Adam Starring Sabrine Maui, Jade Marcela, Jade Hsu, Teanna Kai, Kailani Lei, Syn Nye Lang, Nyomi Marcela, Dillon Day, Joel Lawrence, and Mark Wood Running Time 1:32 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Animated main menu with full motion video; FMV chapter selection menu; 27-picture photo gallery (mix of hardcore and softcore); and trailers for Finally Legal 4, Skeeter's Anal Excursions, Ron Jeremy's on the Loose: Venice Beach, and Pat Myne's Runaway Teens Typical Watchers Asian and pantyhose fetishists Typical Haters Those who don't have a thing for Asian women or who don't like the male cast Replay Value Medium Themes Asian girls, pantyhose, girl-girl, toys, facials, foot cum, toe sucking, anal, anal gapingCondoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy Alexandra [ /image ] -->The first thing that popped into my mind when I first saw the title Asian Hoze was that some porn producer was sp
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Release date: 3/27/2003
Reviewed on: 5/31/2003
Studio: Metro
Starring: Andrea, Carlos, Tiffany, Frank Thring, Robert Rosenberg, Stella, Daphne, James Brossman, Priscilla, Foxy, Kelli, Corina, Julia Crow, Mandy Bright, Sunny Green, Roly Reeves, Luisa de Marco, Sweet Leapard, Zora Banx
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: Blowjob Fantasies 17 (2003) Studio Metro/Toxxic Genre Blowjob Director Frank Thring Starring Foxy, Prisccila, Daphne, Sweet Leopard, Kelli, Lea Blue, Stella, Mandy Bright, Andrea, Corina, Julia Crow, Luisa De Marco, Tiffany, Zora Banx, Carlos, Roly Reves, Frank Thring, Clark, Leon, Sunny Green, Robert Rosenberg, and James Brossman Running Time 2:03 DVD Format Single Sided, Dual Layer (DVD-9) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video main and chapter selection menus; 30+-picture photo gallery (mix of hardcore and softcore); and trailers for Teen Spirit, Voluptuous 2, Eager Beavers 5, and Pussy Whipped Typical Watchers Eurobabe or Frank Thring fans, anyone who just wants to see dicks get sucked Typical Haters Those looking for hot blowjobs, good cocks, or recognizable stars Replay Value None Themes Blowjobs, Eurobabes, female masturbation, facials, sex outdoors, tattoos Condoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy No recommendations I honestly don't know why I have hopes for the Blowjob Fantasies ser
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/11/2003
Studio: Metro
Starring: Julian, Jake Steed, Mia Smiles, Dee [II] (classic female), Cheyenne, India, Azlea, Tyce Bune, Champagne, Mark Anthony, J.J. Michaels, Kimi Gee, Canibal
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: Shades of Sex 2 (1999) Studio Metro Genre All-sex Interracial Directors Michael Adams and Alex Ladd Starring Dee, Kimi Gee, Cheyenne Silver, Mia Smiles, Champagne, Azlea, India, Cannibal, Julian, Tyce Bune, Jake Steed, Mark Anthony, and J.J.
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Release date: 10/2/2002
Reviewed on: 11/30/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Brian Surewood, Alex Sanders, Athena, Melanie, Jay Ashley, Mark Wood, Aurora Snow, Sabrine Maui, Tabitha Stern, Jonathon Stern, Friday, Rhiannon Bray, Ramona, Sin-nye, Samy Bright, Brooke Daniels, Lexi Lamour, Noah, Jay P.
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: Hand Job Hunnies 4 (2002) Studio Metro/Toxxxic Genre Handjob Fetish Director Michael Adam Starring Tabitha Stern, Sabrine Maui, Sin-Nye, Friday, Aurora Snow, Lexi Lamour, Rhiannon Bray, Brooke Daniels, Sami Bright, Athena, Ramona, Melanie, Alex Sanders, Mr.
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Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 11/13/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Shawna Edwards, Brick Majors, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Julie Meadows, Eric Price, Obsession, Chaz Vincent, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Houston, Envy, Kianna Bradley, Midori, Eric Masterson, Norman Bates, Anastasia Blue, Charlene Aspen, Ronnie Cox, Charlie Angel, Alexis Amore, Sabrina Tyler, Maya Divine
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: Blowjob Fantasies 11 (2000) Studio Metro/Toxxxic Genre Blowjobs Director Greg Alves Starring Shawna Edwards, Julie Meadows, Maya Devine, Houston, Midori, Charlene Aspen, Obsession, Sabrina Tyler, Kianna Bradley, Chaz Vincent, Alexis Amore, Anastasia Blue, Charlie Angel, and assorted cocks Running Time 1:58 DVD Format Double Sided, Single Layer Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Full motion video chapter selection menu; 20-picture photo gallery, and 33 trailers on side B Typical Watchers Guys who like to see lots of blowjobs from a first-person point of view Typical Haters Those who don't want to see two hours of mostly below average girls giving below average head Replay Value None (watch it once and you'll probably want to get rid of it) Themes Blowjobs, facials, fake tits, female masturbation, drooling BJ, face fuck, lactation Condoms Obviously not If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy Any blowjob compilation series Video Captures Click for larger size [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The First Word: I'm not a huge fan of b
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/9/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Brittany Andrews, Peter North, Nikki Tyler, Misty Rain, Stacy Valentine, Mark Davis, Jonathan Morgan, Anais Neilsen
Review brief: Amazing Sex Talk: Collector's Edition (1998) Studio Metro Directors Marco, Kris Kramski, Brad Armstrong, Greg Steele, John T. Bone, and Jace Rocker Starring Nikki Tyler, Anais, Stacy Valentine, Lisa Harper, Misty Rain, Brittany Andrews, Cindy Starlight, Kelly Jean, Gerard Sky, K.T.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 5/5/2002
Studio: Metro
Starring: Jill Kelly, Billy Glide, Claudia Chase, T.T. Boy, Brandon Iron, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Jessica Jewel, Tony Tedeschi, Dee [II] (classic female), Phyllisha Anne, Tye, Vince Vouyer, Alexandra Nice, Pat Myne, Nakita Kash, Elle Devyne, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Houston, Melanie Stone, McKayla, Candi Daze, Malitia, Cassidy, Vanity, Wendi Knight, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Renee LaRue, Shelbee Myne, "Evil" Jared
Review brief: Titman's Pool Party 1 (1999) Studio Metro Director Greg Alves Starring Melanie Stone, Claudia Chase, Wendi Knight, Houston, Renee LeRue, Alexandra Nice, Jill Kelly, Tye, Shelbee Myne, Jessica Jewel, Dee, Candi Daze, McKayla, Tabitha Stevens, Malitia, Cassady, Nikita Kash, Vanity, Lola, Elle Devine, Phyllisha Ann, Ron Jeremy Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, T.T. Boy, Billy Glide, Alex Sanders, Pat Myne, Brandon Iron, and Tony Tedeschi Running Time 2:02 DVD Format Double Sided, Single Layer (flipper) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features 20-picture photo gallery and 30 trailers on side B Typical Watchers Fans of large group sex events, outdoor sex, or "spring break" like fleshfests Typical Haters Bukkake lovers, anyone who watches Extreme Associates videos on a regular basis Themes Orgy, outdoor sex, lesbian, sex toys Condoms Yes If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy Titman's Pool Party 2 Video Captures Click for larger size [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> T
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Shay Sweet, Leanni Lei, Vanity, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Mc Kayla, Sydnee Steele
Review brief: Finally Legal 2 (1998) Studio: Metro/Toxxic Directed by: Greg Alves Starring: Shay Sweet, Leanni Lei, Shelbee Myne, Vanity, Sydnee Steel, Lola, McKkayla, Chuck Martino, Vince Vouyer, Pat Myne, Mark Davis, Alex Sanders Running Time: 1:54 Format: Double Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Full-motion video chapter selection menu; 20-picture photo gallery; 30+ preview trailers on side B The First Word: Another all-sex stroke video featuring some cute, natural girls. It's like cheap beer--you can drink a lot of it, it does the trick, and it doesn't cost much. But it's definitely not microbrew fare, and if you're looking for some semblance of a plot or award- winning sex, don't waste your money. Plot Synopsis: No plot--all sex with no setup and practically no foreplay. Here's the scene-by-scene breakdown: Shay Sweet & Chuck Martino: Tanned (with bikini lines) and pre-implants, Shay takes on Chuck in a pretty standard (though condom free) oral-oral-3 position indoor romp that ends with him cumming on her pussy. Leanni Lei & Vince Voyeur: Another indoor scene
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/4/2001
Studio: Metro
Starring: Billy Glide, Claudia Chase, Julian, Dave Hardman, Jake Steed, Rebecca Wild, Azlea, Alexandra Nice, Kary Evers, Melanie Stone, Marilyn Star
Review brief: Size Matters (1998) Studio: Metro/Toxxic Directed by: Greg Alves Starring: Melaine Stone, Azlea Antistia, Rebecca Wild, Claudia Chase, Rosa, Alexandra Nice, Marilyn Starr, Julian, Jake Steed, Billy Glide, and Dave Hardman. Running Time: 1:45 Format: Double Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Full-motion video chapter selection menu; 30-picture photo gallery; star biographies; 30+ preview trailers The First Word: A stroke video with a few hot moments but is a letdown, not because of the big dicks, but the low-quality female talent. Plot Synopsis: No plot--all sex with a single premise: huge cocks are better than small ones. From the packaging to the opening titles to the between-scene titles, they all play up the fact that women like men who are hung well. But it's not just the funny (and fictitious) quotes about size that matters; this six-scene video brings three truly big (and one marginally big) specimens in action. The first scene stars Julian with Melanie Stone and Azlea in the strongest scene of the video. Next, it's a ho-hum one-on-one pairing of
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/6/2000
Studio: Metro
Starring: Jill Kelly, Billy Glide, Claudia Chase, T.T. Boy, Brandon Iron, Alex Sanders, Mark Davis, Jessica Jewel, Tony Tedeschi, Dee [II] (classic female), Phyllisha Anne, Tye, Vince Vouyer, Alexandra Nice, Pat Myne, Nakita Kash, Elle Devyne, Tabitha Stevens, Ron Jeremy, Houston, Melanie Stone, McKayla, Candi Daze, Malitia, Vanity, Wendi Knight, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Renee LaRue, Shelbee Myne, Cassady
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: Titman's Pool Party 2 (1998) Studio: Metro Directed by: Greg Alves Starring: Melanie Stone, Claudia Chase, Wendi Knight, Houston, Renee LeRue, Alexandra Nice, Jill Kelly, Tye, Shelbee Myne, Jessica Jewel, Dee, Candi Daze, McKayla, Tabitha Stevens, Malitia, Cassady, Nikita Kash, Vanity, Lola, Elle DeVine, Phylisha Anne, Ron Jeremy, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, T.T. Boy, Billy Glide, Alex Sanders, Pat Myne, Brandon Iron, and Tony Tedeshi Running Time: 1:53 Format: Double Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Full motion video chapter selection, 20-picture photo gallery, and more than 30 trailers for Metro releases The First Word: Don't let the low price, the dumb title, or the baggage that orgy videos carry with them--this is about as good as these gigantic fuck-fests get. Plot Synopsis: First, take 30 or more adult performers, bring them to one place, put them by a pool, and tell them to fuck their brains out. Then get a bunch of video cameras to record the festivities and you have a gonzo orgy video.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/27/1999
Studio: Metro
Starring: Asia Carrera, Sindee Coxx, Kaitlyn Ashley, Ruby, Peter North, Alex Sanders, Steve Drake, Anna Malle, Sean Rider, Dawn Burning, Nadia Moore, Gina LaMarca, Nadia
Directed by: Greg Steele, Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Breeders (1996) Studio Metro / Cal Vista Genre Feature Directors Brad Armstrong and Greg Steel Starring Gina LaMarca, Ruby, Dawn Burning, Asia Carrera, Nadia, Sindee Coxx, Kaitlyn Ashley, Anna Malle, Steve Drake, Sean Rider, Alex Sanders, Peter North, and Jon Severini Running Time 1:17 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5) Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features Photo gallery, biographies, 20 trailers and full-motion chapter selection menu Typical Watchers Fans of Gina LeMarca, Asia Carerra, Peter North or Brad Armstrong Typical Haters Raincoaters and people who don't like B-movie quality features Replay Value Medium Themes Post-apocalyptic theme, cum play, facials, anal, outdoor sex Condoms None used If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy Euphoria Note: This is a slightly revised version of the review that was originally written in 1999. Plot Synopsis: The year is 2012 and the world has been devastated by a nuclear war. The survivors fall into two tribes: the Population and the Breeders. The Population
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/7/1999
Studio: Metro
Starring: Lene Hefner, Brooke Lane, Devin Wolf, Helena, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Nikie St. Gilles, Kevin James, Antonio Valentino, Drew Reese, Jon Severini
Directed by: Philip Mond
Review brief: Zazel: The Scent of LoveStudio: Metro/Cal Vista FilmsDirected by: Philip MondStarring: Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Brooke Lane, Lene Hefner, Nikie St. Gilles, Helena, Antonio Valentino, Kevin James, Drew Reese, Devin, and JonRunning Time: 2:05Format: Single Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Spanish language track (!), photo gallery, biographies, 5 trailers, Zazel "theatrical" trailerPlot Synopsis: Zazel (Sasha Vinni) is an artist trying to develop the world's most stimulating perfume. A series of 10 vignettes, each beautifully and erotically filmed, explore her imagination as she searches out elements for the perfume. Each of these sequences are named: Blue Siren, Wild Orchid, Bird of Paradise, Tiger in the Jungle, Three Musketeers, Precious Flowers, Angels, Old B&W Movie, Rhinestone Mermaid, and The Devil.Flowers are a major theme in this film, exploring the erotic ties that flowers possess (a la Robert Mapplethorpe).
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/7/1999
Studio: Metro
Starring: Tom Byron, Misty Rain, Chaz Vincent, Joey Silvera, Buck Adams, Draghixa, Brittany O'Connell, Nicole London, Jasper, Samantha York, Cosmo, Pamela Dee, JD Ferguson
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Directed by Fred J. Lincoln Starring: Misty Rain, Draghixa, Jasper, Brit O'Connell, Chaz Vincent, Nicole London, Samantha York, Pamala Dee, And Cosmo, Buck Adams, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, and JD Ferguson Running Time: 1:27 Format: Dual Sided, Single Layer (feature on side A, previews on side B) DVD Features: Full motion chapter index, photo gallery, biographies, 30 trailers Plot Synopsis: I'm summarizing the synopsis from the back of the case since it has more of a developed plot than the video itself does. :) Basically, Draghixa, a gorgeous French brunette with a killer body, is in an American S&M sex club and is picked up by an aging Buck Adams. After a great sex scene with this wealthy Dirty Old Man (who likes to be called "Uncle Bob"), she's left to wander his mansion, witnessing a stairway encounter between step-siblings (hence the "Taboo" tie-in). She's befriended by the housekeeper (Misty Rain) whom she proceeds to have sex with. The video ends with her return to the sex club and the obligatory orgy scene.
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