Asian Hoze Review

Studio
Metro/Ground Zero Entertainment

Genre
Asian

Director
Michael Adam

Starring
Sabrine Maui, Jade Marcela, Jade Hsu, Teanna Kai, Kailani Lei, Syn Nye Lang, Nyomi Marcela, Dillon Day, Joel Lawrence, and Mark Wood

Running Time
1:32

DVD Format
Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5)

Aspect Ratio
1.33:1 (full frame)

Special Features
Animated main menu with full motion video; FMV chapter selection menu; 27-picture photo gallery (mix of hardcore and softcore); and trailers for Finally Legal 4, Skeeter's Anal Excursions, Ron Jeremy's on the Loose: Venice Beach, and Pat Myne's Runaway Teens

Typical Watchers
Asian and pantyhose fetishists

Typical Haters
Those who don't have a thing for Asian women or who don't like the male cast

Replay Value
Medium

Themes
Asian girls, pantyhose, girl-girl, toys, facials, foot cum, toe sucking, anal, anal gaping

Condoms
None used

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Alexandra

The first thing that popped into my mind when I first saw the title Asian Hoze was that some porn producer was spelling-challenged.  However, it's pretty clear what the theme is once you get into it:  Asian girls wearing various forms of pantyhose or stockings.  Michael Adam's all-sex, Asian-themed video isn't perfect, but if you have those two particular fetishes, you'll probably be in heaven.

The 5-scene, 92-minute video starts with perennial favorite Sabrine Maui dressed in black mesh pantyhose, heels, and a see-thru top.  After a super-close up of Dillon Day rubbing and licking her pussy and clit through the hose, there's a lengthy and arousing hands-free blowjob.  Then Dillon rips a hole in her expensive pantyhose in order to fuck her.  My favorite positions in this scene are a great open-doggy shot and an open missionary that gives us a clear view of the action, especially with Sabrine's shaved pussy.  As she sucks her toes, Dillon delivers an A+ creamy facial that's the best ending of the video.

Next, there's a three-way lesbian scene with Jade Marcela (who looks abnormally thin and strung out), Jade Hsu, and Teanna Kai (fake tits).  I found it to be fairly unerotic, especially since I couldn't help thinking about how terrible Jade looks now.  A little over half the scene is devoted to toy play, primarily with a large, purple double dong, but that doesn't save the scene from mediocrity.

Fortunately, Asian Hoze bounces right back with a great scene between Joel Lawrence and stocking-clad Kailani Lei.  It's nice to see things starting out with an exciting finger-fuck before moving on to another great BJ.  If you're into the "big cock into shaved pussy" look like I am, you'll love the first vag position, with Joel pumping Kailani, who has one leg thrown up on a pool table.  It's visual pornography at it's best!  The only thing keeping this scene from being a scorcher is a disappointing facial (again, delivered as the girl is sucking her toes).

The fourth scene is a mixed bag:  although it has the only anal in the video, I really don't care for either Syn Nye Lang (fake tits) or Mark Wood (his pale, curved dick is distracting).  There's a little bit of face-fucking and hands-free BJ, as well as a few seconds of anal gaping, but it's really tame compared to what some folks expect from those circus acts.  Aside from the decent anal action, there isn't really anything else that caught my eye in this scene given the relatively straightforward and passionless fucking as a whole.

I like the final scene, a coupling between Jade Marcela's sister, Nyomi, and Joel Lawrence.  IMHO, Nyomi is cuter than her sister, and she's someone I definitely look forward to seeing.  In this scene, she's dressed in a mesh, open-breasted, and open crotch bodysuit, which she looks pretty good in.  Aside from a boring and awkward reverse cowgirl, this is a fantastic bit of sex, from the hands-free blowjob to a great doggy position that starts out with Joel fucking the space between Nyomi's bodysuit and her back.  It ends nicely with a milky oral pop shot.

It's nice to see two fetishes come together in a solid all-sex effort. For the most part, the girls are attractive and the action is certainly wankable.  However, I was disappointed in two of the fives scenes, and aside from the Asian/Pantyhose theme, it's a pretty straightforward fuck vid with not a lot of variety or visual creativity.  But if you're into those two particular fetishes, I doubt you'll be disappointed--I certainly thought it was worth the purchase.

- Saki (saki@sakivision.com)