Asian Hoze Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  2/29/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 92 min.

Production Date: 12 / 17 - 18 / 2002

Director: Mike Adam

Cast: Jade Hsu, Jade Marcela, Kaylani Lei, Nyomi Marcella, Sabrine Maui, Sin Nye Lang, Teanna Kai, Dillion Day, Joel Lawrence, and Mark Wood

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I haven’t seen anything from this series, so I’m going in with an open mind.

Initial Reaction: I love the focus of the movie, but the execution left a bit to be desired for me.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of Asian women

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see nasty Asian women

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and nicely balanced. There are a few spots which are slightly muffled, but for the most part it’s quite nice. The video leaves a bit to be desired. It’s nicely lit, but there’s a small amount of grain and quite a bit of soft focus blurriness.

Music: There’s a little sexy music which rests nicely in the background.

Menus: The menus are pretty average. The main menu has a nice bit of animation that gives a decent first impression. The chapter menu is very generic and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a scene number.

The Feature

After a great opening menu which very nicely identifies each of the performers, things get right down to business. Every scene gets right down to the action with Asian girls wearing stockings without wasting time setting up storylines or anything else that interferes with letting you get on with your whackfest.

Scene 1 - Sabrine Maui and Dillion Day

The lovely Sabrine starts things out letting Dillion work his way around her black fishnet outfit and latex panties. Dillion eats her through her panties before letting Sabrine suck his cock. He rips her fishnets open to get his cock in her, and lets Sabrine start out their fucking with a little control in cowgirl. They keep things moving through doggie and missionary before Dillion gives Sabrine a facial while she sucks on her toes.

This is a pretty good scene. Sabrine really gets into the scene, and puts out some nice energy and vocals. She handles Dillion very well, and looks like she enjoys the sex. The main problem here is the camera work, which seems like it focuses on the close-up for at least half of the scene. The ending is excellent, and raised the scene up a notch or two for me.

Scene 2 - Jade Marcella, Jade Hsu, and Teanna Kai

Jade, Jada, and Teanna start things out in lingerie on a bed. They work the oral love around a little before Teanna slides a dildo into Jade’s pussy from behind. They move on to fuck Kelly while playing with themselves a little. The girls keep playing around a bit with their toys before finishing things up with a bit of kissing.

This scene didn’t really do anything for me other than remind me that my beer mug was empty and crying for attention. The only thing that really stuck out to me was an inordinate amount of passionless “Oh fuck”s that Teanna kept letting go with, which was a bit part of why this scene lost me. The chemistry lacked, the action was mostly boring, and I couldn’t get into this one at all.

Scene 3 - Kaylani Lei and Joel Lawrence

Kayliani lets Joel grope her a bit before heading to the pool table so he can eat her out. Kaylani reciprocates with a little head before turning around so Joel can give it to her from behind. They move to the couch for a little missionary before Joel pops on Kaylani’s stocking clad feet while she sucks her toes.

This is a pretty good scene. Kaylani and Joel have nice chemistry together and put some decent energy into the scene as well. They never get too carried away, but keep things moving nicely. I enjoyed the scene and the only thing that really interfered with it for me was my wondering if any porn stars actually know how to shoot pool.

Scene 4 - Sin Nye Lang and Mark Wood

Sin Nye starts things out getting some heavy petting from Mark before he moves down to taste her cleanly shaven clam. She lets him fuck her face and even takes a little control herself after wrapping the chain of her leash around his cock. Sin moves on to ride Mark cowgirl style before laying back so he can fuck her ass. Finally Sin gives Mark a little reverse cowgirl anal before getting on her knees for him to stroke himself onto her tits.

This is another pretty good scene. Sin really seems to get into Mark’s fucking, and works with submissive just as well as dominant. The biggest problem here is that Sin seems more than a little cum shy at the end of the scene. Mark seems like he wants Sin to suck what’s left out of him, and she doesn’t look like she wants to get any closer to his cock than she has to.

Scene 5 - Nyomi Marcella and Joel Lawrence

Joel works his way around Nyomi’s crotchless and breastless fishnet bodysuit before moving down to tongue and lightly finger her twat. She gives him some decent head in return before climbing up for the mandatory reverse cowgirl ride. Joel moves on to fuck Nyomi’s outfit before sliding it into her from behind and spooning her. Finally, Nyomi collects an impressive dose of Joel’s joy juice on her tongue.

This is another okay at best scene. The chemistry is okay, but the scene is a bit slow and slightly boring. The camera is all over the place, and I found it way too easy to get distracted while watching this scene. The only thing which really stood out to me with this scene is Joel’s pop and Nyomi’s handling of it, both of which are excellent.

Asian Hoze is a pretty standard fuck flick. I love the idea of Asian women in sexy stockings, but that was the only thing that really stood out as great to me here. Most of the sex had slightly above average chemistry, but the camera work seemed so generic that it never seemed to live up to its full potential. Kaylani Lei probably had the winning scene here, with Sabrine Maui a close second, while the threesome of Teanna Kai, Jade Marcella, and Jada Hsu came in at the bottom and almost put me to sleep. Asian Hoze had some great potential, but never quite made it as far as it should have.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts about two and a quarter minutes with five seconds per very nice looking snapshot or full screen photo. Trailers are included for Finally Legal 4, Skeeter Kerkoves Anal Excursions, Ron Jeremy’s On The Loose: Venice Beach, and Pat Myne’s Runaway Teens. There’s also phone sex crap and web links.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, interracial, tease, spanking, group, lesbian, toys, feet, and anal

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Metro’s DVDs can be found online for between $12 and $25 with most stores offering them for around $20. If you’re a fan of Asian women this one might be worth it, but otherwise I’d suggest renting it. There’s some decent sex, but nothing’s really outstanding in any way. There’s also nothing worth mentioning for the extras, although the technical aspects are decent.

Note to Metro: A few more chapters would really help out your DVDs. Also, a little more in the extras department would help things out, such as a bonus scene from another Metro release.

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