morbidthoughts's Movie Reviews with Trailers (230 - page 8)
Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 2/22/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Lee Stone, Mark Ashley, Shayna Knight, Victoria Sin, Tiana Lynn, Sammie Rhodes, Victoria Jett
Directed by: Zak Wylde
Review brief: Well I was looking at the cover of this dvd when I saw that the director was Zak Wylde. "Cool! Ozzy's old guitarist and Black Label Society is now making porn." Then I realise there was a "k" missing from his name. Considering Zakk Wylde's name isn't even real, wouldn't that be a trademark infringement? Sammie Rhodes: We open up with beautiful Sammie breathing a bunch of erotic nonsense to the camera while feeling on herself on a couch. A hand comes into view helping out and we find out it's Lee Stone. Shallow blowjob on the crooked schlong. He drops a loogie into her mouth. I don't understand the attraction to this. What ever happened to swapping spit the old fashioned way? The second Sammie tries to go deeper on Lee's crook, she coughs/chokes. There's a technical flaw in the video has we see black shadow creeping into the left corners of the screen. What happened there? Lens shadow from the hood? It's annoying. Well Sammie seems to like Lee's crook. Slight light choking.
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Release date: 12/11/2004
Reviewed on: 2/16/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, Tony T., Tiffany, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Christie Leigh, Roxy Jezel, Christie Lee, Hillary Scott, Denice K.
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: William H's movies always have an element of craziness about them. He uses dark unconventional lighting and likes to mix up his backdrop. It's an unconventional feel. Christie Lee: Christie sucks on a lollipop while wearing a pink shirt with an ice cream cone emblem plus the words, "want a lick?" The lollipop goes into her pussy for a bit during an interview with William H before Tony T shows up. Tony T looks like a 70s basketball star with that afro of his. Just a brief bit of Christie Lee squealing and he already blows his load into her mouth. Strong vaginal fucking but the office couch setting is sterile. Another cumshot down the hatch. Man, Tony is like the Energizer bunny because he's still going (although there may have been a camera edit here). Implied internal creamshot at the end but no proof. Really good scene. Roxy Jezel: I've been watching many Roxy Jezel movies lately but this may predate them since her hair is darker than the brown with blonde highlights I've seen her in the RLD movies (and Vegas).
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Release date: 1/28/2005
Reviewed on: 2/16/2005
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: John Strong, Claudio, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Isabel Ice, Marie Luv, Chiquita Lopez
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Whoaaa... a quick and dirty review to digest what I just watched. This movie had everything in terms of sex. The premise is that the girls get fucked with the number of guys steadily added into the scene. The guys would finish their loads in the butt. My favourite scene was Roxy Jezel's where she was tossed around like a mexican pinata. The energy displayed was incredible. I didn't like the way the light was set up in some of the scenes. For example, one scene had windowlight at the side of the couch making the side further away darker. Bonus footage of every scene was thrown in. Short videos of the girls photoshoots. Isabel Ice reminded me of Katin in the BTS for some reason.
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Release date: 11/25/2004
Reviewed on: 2/15/2005
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Dave Hardman, John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Asia, Steve Holmes, Svetlana, Mark Wood, Gen Padova, Kelli Tyler, Missy Monroe, Angela Stone, Tyla Wynn, Paola Rey
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: A quick and dirty review. For a blow-by-blow synopsis, please check out Bono-One's review on the upper right. I watched this video trying to figure out what the hell a four-way whore is. If the "way" stands for inputs, then what is the fourth way? Does the "way" stand for partners in the scene? While watching the scenes, the theme seems to be similar to the Girls Interrupted series. Girls make out and fuck. Guys come in and fucks them. First scene with Paola Rey and Kelli Tyler had them sharing a cigarette which I guess would appeal in an erotic level to smokers out there. I'm not one but Paola and Kelli appeal to me anyway. The sex was frenetically great. Wish the wall background wasn't such a dull pale blue. Steve Holmes blew his load early on Paola. I don't blame him. John Strong doesn't and the scene goes for a good bit. Since the scene had no anal, the "input" theory is thrown out. Second scene has Missy Monroe paired up with a girl named (non-creatively) Asia. Don't know much about her. Has small eyes but not really slanted.
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Release date: 12/29/2004
Reviewed on: 2/15/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: John Strong, Steve Holmes, Kat, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Leah Luv, Keri Sable, Hillary Scott, Kelly Wells, Havana Ginger
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: I must make a confession. Tim Von Swine, the director of this movie, is a friend of mine but I had never actually watched a video that he directed. I've seen his camerawork before since he works for some of the other directors at RLD and PXP. This may be a biased review though. However, I decided to remove any bias by drinking a shitload of beer before watching this movie. Just to be certain, I made sure it was Paulaner Hefeweizen instead of the mexican beer that we both like to drink Keri Sable, Michael Stefano, and Steve Holmes: This is the first video I've seen Steve with his beard that I had spotted in Vegas. Stefano and Holmes jabber with Swine a bit before Kat joins them. I've already mentioned that I'm not too big into little girls with braces but Kat has certain appealing qualities about her despite this misgving. She gives deep blowjobs but looks a little uncomfortable doing so with those bulging eyes. They look like a frog peering out of the water with how wide open they are.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 2/8/2005
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Marcos, Sergio, Van Damage, Kimberly Kane, Talon, Jack Lawrence, Leah Luv, Melissa Lauren, Vanilla Skye, Nicole Brazzle, Hillary Scott, Jason Horne, Karlie Montana
Directed by: Guy Capo
Review brief: Guy Capo is a unique director. It seems like he tries to make every one of his lines stand out among most of the dreck that defines porn today. When it works, he does it very well. When it doesn't well, it's just corny. Melissa Lauren: A blonde Melissa is writing in her journal her girly thoughts with a french accent. Cliff of DVSX makes a cameo appearance as her daddy. Funny, he doesn't have a french accent either. When Cliff goes away, Melissa strips naked. It turns out that Talon was under her bed the whole time. They go to doggy right away. Melissa looks adorable in her pigtails while she's being pounded. Interspersed is a deep blowjob. The set used in this scene is designed very well with the colours of the bedroom making it look like an actual girly bedroom. Since this is Melissa, she gives up the butt. I wonder if she has girly thoughts about atms because she does that too. Cumshot on the chest finishes a good scene. Leah Luv: Hey I recognise those black couches from the DVSX booth in vegas! They are the backdrop while Leah Luv writes in her journal.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 1/27/2005
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Natalia, Red, James, Alicia Rhodes, Jazz Duro, Steve Hooper, Poppy Morgan, Summer Raine, Lolly Badcock, McKenzie Lee, Karla Romano, Mick Smith
Directed by: Kat Slater
Review brief: First thing I thought of when I saw the pink box cover with all the pretty girls is this is pretty girly even for Kris Slater. Then I looked closer and realised that it's Kat Slater's RSVP and I have no idea who she is. Must be a new director at DVSX. We open the movie with Kat rubbing her crotch through her jeans and then crashing a house with a bunch of boys playing a game of foosball. Guess we're in Europe, probably Britain judging from the shitty weather as Poppy Morgan and some other girls join the group. The foosball game becomes a game of strip foosball. Summer Raine: Uncircumcised schlongs a plenty. Summer separates from the group with two guys. She looks like a shorter younger version of Bridgitte Nielsen. Hell I probably think any blonde crewcut chick looks like Brigitte. Regular natural body like a pixie. Anyway Summer has a perky personality. Decent blowjob action. You get the requisite DP. Big loads dumped on her face and shoulder. I should mention that the video is different from most DVSX movies. Maybe it's a PAL conversion.It's a different look. Very good scene.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 1/26/2005
Studio: Ninn Worx
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Starring: Billy Glide, Anais, Mick Blue, Jana Cova, Alex Rox, Mario Rossi, Erica Vachs, Laura Capri, Nikky Blond
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Anais is breathtaking in the one movie I've seen her in but otherwise I don't know much about her. The scene I saw her in was only g/g so I decided to check this movie out to see if she'd add a little sausage in her diet. Anais: Anais seems to be a tall woman with small implants. Reminds me a little of Cheyenne Silver. Well first scene has Anais masturbating in a library with books strewn all around her. I was sort of disappointed at first with juxtipositions of the masturbation and whatever the hell (random images) she must be masturbating to. Then some dude's hand is helping her out there and I stop my bitching. Pretty good blowjob. I like her facial expressions as she acknowledges the camera. Lighting focuses on her rather than the dude. Her face is in darkness part of the time though. The artistic mood is ruined by her curses but hehehehe I find them funny. Cumshot on the mouth. Some gimmickry juxtaposition with other images while that goes on including some slomo effect. Good scene though.
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Release date: 11/11/2004
Reviewed on: 1/24/2005
Studio: Sin City
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Starring: Steven St. Croix, Chris Cannon, Dale Dabone, Gabby, Page Turner, Ice La Fox, Dick Delaware, Talon, Sammie Rhodes, Dezeray, Paige Turner
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: Hmmn. I'm not sure if it's a coincidence that this is my third Sammie Rhodes review in a week or if my reviewing queue was just lined up that way. I think I have some more coming up too. Hey, her boxcovers are just eyecatching. Sammie Rhodes & Dick Deleware: Sammie Rhodes is having academic problems. Dick is her academic advisor. She needs him to pull some strings. Gee what do you think is going to happen? Shallow blowjob with some nut loving. No insertion shot. Just straight to mish. I find that annoying. Some other positions around the academic advisor desk. Cumshot on her studded tongue dripping down to her boobs. An okay scene. Paige Turner & Chris Cannon: Paige is in a cheerleader uniform in the locker room. Chris is a peeping tom football and Paige catches him. Apparently he's been doing it for four years. He gets rewarded. Chris looks like Chris Isaak. Better blowjob than the previous scene. Best position was probably doggy on the locker room bench. Paige looks like she's feeling it there as she holds on to the bench.
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Release date: 12/24/2004
Reviewed on: 1/19/2005
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Sergio, Dillion Day, Reno, Thomas Stone, George Uhl, Julie Silver, Joe Monti, Talon, Daria Glower, Jessica Sweet, Angel Dark, Sammie Rhodes, Brandy Talore, Karina Play, Lilit Wonder
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: Bryan Xin's last movie with DVSX. Even though I prefer his Truly Nice Ass series, I decided to check the last edition of TNT because of Sammie Rhodes. She's one of the most beautiful girls I've ever met. They don't build many like her. Sammie Rhodes & Talon: Sammie Rhodes walking up the stairs in hot pink lingerie. I think I've seen her in that outfit in another movie before. I'm surprised to see a setting that's not from a hotel room. Lots of upskirt teasing. I love her honker. Deep blowjob. Titty fucking. Sammie coughs and gags a couple of times on the blowjob. Shows the balls some loving though. I like the natural lighting in this scene. Longest position was in the reverse cowgirl where Bryan likes to shoot from underneath. Most interesting was a piledriver position because of the way Sammie's boobs looked. Cumshot on the boobs. Very good scene. Angel Dark & Dillon: Angel is a tan brunette with incredible tits. I think I may have seen her in Denys Defranco's work. Again Bryan uses natural lighting and what looks to be a house. She's not really deep on the blowjob.
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Release date: 11/9/2004
Reviewed on: 1/19/2005
Studio: Ninn Worx
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Dee [II] (classic female), Isabella, Eric Masterson, Anais, Pascal St. James, Angel Cassidy, Georgia Adair, Matt Bixel
Directed by: Michael Ninn
Review brief: Dee is one of the nicest women I've met in or outside of porn. She always remembers me whenever I run into her teasing me about my shyness to my oriental attempt at a mustache. The weird thing is that I've never seen a movie with her before only knowing about her through pictures and Playboy TV. So when given a chance to see a movie that is all about this Puerto Rican beauty, I jumped at it. The interview with Dee is done in a classy slightly grainy black and white. She has a nice soft voice but I'm not sure where she is from. She doesn't sound like she's by way of New York. The interviews set up the sex vignette. The way the interview is done this title sounds like a retrospective compilation like the Private Life series. Georgia Adair and some dude: Red lighting that makes Dee's skin look really weird while she's masturbating. The video goes grainy to soft focus. I guess this is intentional but I'm not thrilled. Tease shots of Georgia Adair are thrown in resulting in lots of compare and contrast interval teasing between the two in different settings. Georgia is attractive.
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Release date: 12/1/2004
Reviewed on: 1/18/2005
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Claudio, Michael Stefano, Taylor Rain, Jennifer Luv, Juan Cuba, Roxy Jezel, Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: Michael Stefano's Twisted Vision is described as a POV with a twist. With POV Pervert also residing at RLD, I guess you gotta have a niche. Missy Monroe: A hooded Missy Monroe is stuck in a cage with a hood over a head reminiscent of the afghan prisoners. When the hood is taken off, Missy mouth is revealed taped by electrical tape with a hole around which the words Cock Hole is written. An unshaven Juan Cuba gets his dick sucked through this tapehole while Michael watches. Eventually Missy is let out of the cage so she can do her duty and the tape is removed from her mouth. A POV doggy on the warehouse floor makes everything look dirty . Juan Cuba looks like he's gone from the scene at this point. I guess a POV DP was out of the question so Missy will be content with just some sweaty anal from Michael. ATMs abound. Surprising creampie finish. Great scene. Sativa Rose: Sativa Rose is masturbating to a magazine layout of Dora Venter while Michael spies on her and masturbates in his corner.
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Release date: 8/23/2004
Reviewed on: 1/17/2005
Studio: Ninn Worx
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Starring: Mick Blue, Katsuni, Mario Rossi, Monica Daniels, Daniel DeCarlo
Directed by: Ethan Kane
Review brief: Katsumi is one of the most exquisitely beautiful women in porn. I look at her and think that she could be modeling on a runway if she was bit taller. First Scene: First scene has her paired up with Mick Blue. Before Mick joins her, we see her in an snazzy black dress teasing us with some masturbation footage in a black tile walled room. The lighting is intentionally artistically cold making katsumi look paler than she normally is. Regular vaginal sex. Occasionally music would pop in which annoyed me. Artistic slomo pop shot. Sex was okay. Second Scene: Katsumi is in a very very expensive looking house with classical furniture. Her hair is put up top which reveals too much of her forehead. Long masturbation on a very expensive chair. I wonder if they steam clean the furniture afterward. Good looking euro guy with lots of razor burns gets the honour of doing Kats. Kats moans seem dubbed in or the audio track is not following the video. Blinding Leslieish lighting. People should stop shooting into the light even if it's for artistic effect to soften the focus.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 1/16/2005
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: John Strong, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Emily DaVinci, Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose, Chiquita Lopez, Tyla Wynn, Patricia Petite
Directed by: Manuel Ferrara
Review brief: Back from a Vegas induced break, it's time for me to start watching some porn again. Emily DaVinci, John Strong, and Toni Ribas: I believe Emily is from Montreal. Nice butt but she mostly has a pixieish body, face, and hair. Frosted reddish hair. I wonder what'd she look with longer hair. Manuel seems to dig her as they do the tease portion in the pool area before she retires to be with John and Toni. An animal with the blowjob. She easily goes down Toni and John without much forcing. Anal comes pretty easily to her and so does the DP including one standing. She just smiles and laughs. Plenty of ATM throughout. Piledriver anal on the couch itself was the most interesting position. Glob covered face ends a good scene. I think Manuel add his shot to the end too. The lighting seems inconsistent as the performers block the light in certain positions against the wall on the couch. Sativa Rose & Manuel Ferrara: Sative Rose is looking so beautiful with her hair so wavy and those lips capping her smile. A POV blowjob with Manuel.
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Release date: 10/29/2004
Reviewed on: 12/8/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Zenza Raggi, Dillion Day, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Cherish, Kinzie Kenner, Keri Sable, Cali Marie, Dezeray, Brandy Nichole
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz
Review brief: My friend and I once were interested in these identical twins. The problem was that one looked hotter than the other (different hairstyle) while the other was sluttier. But enough about my dilemna, let's talk about another set of twins. Cherish, Cali Marie, Ben English, and Mr. Pete: So we have the twins with the shady reputation, Cherish and Cali Marie. Blonde girls with big foreheads and small boobs. They're fraternal twins. Cherish has a tattoo on her left boob. They're cute but not much more. I don't notice any incest between the two. No kissing. No touching. Just side by side fucking. They both suck at the blowjob. I wonder if it's genetics or learned. Their sex moves are different and I do recognise when Ben and Pete switch off on the girls. The scene is backlit here with sunlight somewhat blinding the scene at times a la Leslie. What's different is that Tyrone keeps both girls within the camera lens at both times. Lots of slaps on the ass from Pete. They don't seem to like their facial too much.
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Release date: 11/4/2004
Reviewed on: 12/6/2004
Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: James Brossman, Rita Faltoyano, Michelle Wild, Black Diamond, Steve Hooper, Tera Bond, Csoky Ice
Review brief: My first look at a Denys Defranco movie, I'm a big fan of his photography. His studio setup is distinct and I can always tell whether it's a DDF photo from the lighting. However, I've never been that impressed with the clips of sex I've seen around the net from those very same shoots. Presumably, these scenes should be from those shoots too. However, resisting Michelle Wild is futile. Angelina & Gary: Gary is doing Angelina's makeup. Funny he doesn't look like the gay makeup guy in the behind the scenes. Angelina has frizzy blonde hair with dark roots and very tan skin. It's not a flattering combination though. Her face is pretty. I notice right away the video isn't up to par to what I expect from NS videos. Maybe it's the European PAL conversion that gives it a grainy washed out look. Some footplay. Weak blowjob. Sex positions around the makeup chair and table. Cumshot on the mouth. Tepid scene. Black Diamond & Choky Ice: Black Diamond was last seen in Truly Nice Tits 6.
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Release date: 10/19/2004
Reviewed on: 11/29/2004
Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: Zenza Raggi, Chris Charming, Jezebelle Bond, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Missy Monroe, Joachim Kessef, Melissa Lauren, Harmony Rose, Naudia Nyce, Katja Kassin
Review brief: This is my second look at a Mr Pete title. Mr. Pete is a dichotomy. He looks like trailer trash but the girls love him. He can get rough with the girls but never pushes it too far and takes a lot of abuse too. Overall, I like him as a performer but haven't decided on him as a director. Naudia Nyce, Missy Monroe, and Mr. Pete: Naudia Nyce reminds me of a cross between Mila Kunis and Belladonna. Must be the gap teeth. When I first saw her in pictures, I wasn't sure if she was attractive but her charm comes through in video. Missy Monroe on the other hand is the definition of trashy hotness in any medium. Scene starts out with Missy stuck in the same kind of cage that my neighbour puts his pit bull in. Missy has a tail from her ass courtesy of a butt plug and wags it around like the happy bitch she is. Pete and Naudia make out and fuck in front of her and Missy tries to participate through the cage with her fingers. mouth, and tongue including a gagging blowjob through the cage. Eventually Missy is unleashed. Lots of footplay abound.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 11/27/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Roxanne Hall, Nadia Nice, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Demi Marx, Jamie Brooks, Joachim Kessef, Vanessa Lane, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, I wanted to watch this movie because of my affinity for Super Mega Goddess Roxanne Hall 2000.... and as usual she scorches in her scene with Joachim. Every girl does anal in this movie but the pussy is not spared either. First scene has Jamie Brooks taking a frantic pounding in the ass from Ben English. Second scene has Vanessa Lane with Mr. Pete. Vanessa doesn't have much of a butt. What's weird is at the beginning there's a mirror with a glory hole that Mr. Pete uses on his schlong so that Vanessa can watch herself give a blowjob. Reminds me of the Def Leppard song, "Love Bites". Middle scene is Rox and Joachim. The only complaint is it took a long time for her top to come off. Next scene is a personal favourite of mine Demi Marx. She looks great in this scene. She smacks Mr. Pete's schlong around hard and smacks her own ass a couple of times during sex to keep stimulated. Last scene has Naudia Nyce who reminds me of Mila Kunis. She takes a good anal pounding from Marco Duarte.
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Release date: 3/12/2004
Reviewed on: 11/23/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Nacho Vidal, Lucy, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Gabriel Zero, Juliano Ferraz, Julie Silver, Eimi, Claudia Rossi, Judy White, Suzie Carina, Jennifer London, Anastasia Mayo, Shaina, Karina Play, Niki Bleue
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, I wrote a more thourough review of this movie right when it came out but it got lost. Seeing Rocco's True Anal Stories 23 made me revisit this movie as it shared some of the actresses and a certain scene. ... and I still feel the same way. Suzie Carina is fun and bubbly, attractive, probably the best euro-find in the past year. Unfortunately she is only in half of the movie. Half of a movie surrounded does not make a good movie which was what I found disappointing. The first scene is highlighted by very unattractive ladies. A sickly looking Shaina and another chick that looks like she should be on a Mexican game show or like an uglier redheaded Charo. Second scene was better in that Nacho displayed incredible sexual heat but that may be because Anastasia looked like a dwarf tranny. Mega orgy on the boat was a clusterfuckingmanic disaster in terms of lighting and grainy footage. Even my ADD couldn't handle it. However when it came to the Suzie half of the movie, it was all beautiful.
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Release date: 10/18/2004
Reviewed on: 11/17/2004
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Billy Glide, Steven St. Croix, Kimberly Kane, Cytherea, Audrey Hollander, Otto Bauer, Kathleen Kruz, Jayna Woods, Jean Val Jean, Tiana Lynn, Justine Joli
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: Steven St. Croix bought a girl's summer camp in the desert for two things: 1. to make money and 2. pussy. Man, he's really good at playing a sleazeball. Justine Joli plays one his more idealisitic employees as a camp counselor. She was a former camp attendee. Kimberly Kane & Steven: Steven tries to con Kim by saying her dad's check bounced. She knew he was fucking with her but she just went along offering an alternative installment plan. Following porn logic, they fuck outside where anyone can see them. Kimberly doesn't have her nipple rings but she carries a big smile while Steven eats her. She returns the favour with a handbanging blowjob. Yes, she looks like she's banging to Megadeth while she's doing it. He spits a couple of loogies in her mouth. I never got what was so appealing about that. It's not like she was going to run out of spit on her own. They fuck in many positions including the squatting mish popularised by Rocco. The two seem to like each other and the cumshot ends up on her belly. A good scene.
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Release date: 10/5/2004
Reviewed on: 11/16/2004
Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: Mr. Pete, Lisa Marie, Kris Slater, Christie Lee, Nick Jacobs, Jayna Woods, Randi Wright, Scott Nails, Sammie Rhodes, Marco Banderas
Review brief: Shane's World: College Invasion is about the Shane's World crew crashing college campuses and doing some of the students there. Last time they were in Canada, this time they're sticking close to home in San Diego. Christie Lee, Lisa Marie, and a guy named Marco: Frat party in San Diego. Funny, like in the previous movie I only see white people at the party. Ice cream out of bedpans eating contest. Winner gets a handjob. But that's later Guy who looks like Marco from the Ben Dover movies comes into the scene. Maybe it is him. Christie and Lisa give him a good blowjob in the crowd. I think I've mentioned before that Lisa Marie is a spitting image of a brunette Jenna Elfman. The girls in the frat party audience are shocked while the frat guys are hooting and hollering. The lighting is kind of bad but what do you expect in this clusterfuck environment. Christie retires into the crowd while Marco continues on with Lisa Marie. Lisa looks kind of drunk here. While she gets plowed she blows Mr. Pete who's in the crowd.
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Release date: 10/11/2004
Reviewed on: 11/9/2004
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Joel Lawrence, Dillion Day, Reno, Mick Blue, Renee Pornero, Talon, Lauren Phoenix, Sarah Blue, Teagan Presley, Suzie Carina, Liliane Tiger
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: All I can say when I look at the cover girls of Bryan Xin's Truly Nice Ass 7 is... Damn. Suzie Carina & Mick Blue: I know that Suzie has been in a couple of DVSX movies but I'm only familiar with her work in Rocco Meats Suzie. She's a very attractive euro blonde with a great perky body. After a tease sequence against the wall by a window, Mick jumps into the scene. Mick doesn't wait for a blowjob as he goes straight to fucking her doggy. Then a wide angle switch to a standing side fuck from the bottom. Some very strange camera edits around a shallow blowjob. Wide angle standing mish from the bottom to emphasise Suzie's booty before they finally go to a bed where they engage in anal. Suzie's face and body is flushed at this point. Suzie gives a weak attempt at an ATM before Mick puts the schlong into the pussy. They fuck intimately close for a good in reverse spoon while before Mick pulls out and spooges between her butt cheeks.
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Release date: 10/19/2004
Reviewed on: 11/1/2004
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Sergio, Annika, Reno, Christie Leigh, K.K., Kris Slater, Shayna Knight, Jasmine Rouge, Christie Lee, Joe Friday, Titus Steel, Marcos Leon, Harmony Rose, Shay Lamar, Nicole Brazzle
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: It's been a couple of months since the last edition of Teen Sensations. The cover of this one had me drooling since it had some attractive girls I've never seen before and a recent Canadian favourite. Christie Lee & Reno: Reno's washing the car while Christie helps out. Obviously he literally gets her wet. So they go back indoors to dry off. Cue the porn music guys. I can't really pinpoint why but I really like Christie. She's bouncy bouncy cute and I've never seen her in a bad scene. Her giggles during sex are always a turn on. This scene was no different. She gives a good blowjob. She bounces on the cock and she giggles. That's all I need to write. Behind the scenes shows a gem where she's having a glass of water while still being fucked. [ /image ] --> Shay Lemar & Kris Slater: Last I saw Shay Lemar, she put up a lackluster performance in Gothsend. She's a bad dancer in this scene. Too bad since she's so cute.
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Release date: 8/6/2004
Reviewed on: 10/28/2004
Studio: Smash Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Dale Dabone, Joey Ray, Monica Sweetheart, Jazmin, Kayla Marie, Kathleen Kruz, Brodi, Keri Sable
Directed by: Dan Silver
Review brief: When I first heard this title, I didn't think it was such a good idea to associate porn with images of victims. Then I saw the box cover with the label "Teenage Girls Stalking Older Guys" and thought... oh okay. The older guys are the victims. Then I have to remind myself not to discriminate that way. It's not like we have a title out there in porn called Sexual Predator. Oh wait. We do. Aww fuck it, I don't know where I was going with this commentary. Let's check out some porn. Keri Sable & Joey Ray: Keri, the cover girl, is a pretty girl but I bet you she would be more attractive if she'd increase her diet by 500 calories a day. One of the lines of the year, "I'm gonna have him eating out of my hand... and my ass". Lighting in this scene is overexposed at certain points with bleaching of the Keri's skin. Maybe it's because she's too pale. Keri's white outfit doesn't help either.
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Release date: 4/11/2008
Reviewed on: 10/4/2004
Studio: Digital Playground
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Devon, Tera Patrick, Eric Masterson, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: A quick & dirty review, I had never checked out a Digital Playground movie before. I picked the wrong movie to do so. This movie features the first(?) three contract girls that DP signed. I figured where else would I get to see Tera, Jesse Jane, and Devon in a movie? Well, I don't think I did cause I slept through most of this crap. I mean I was watching on the couch the first two scenes, woke up near the end, and nothing had changed. Scenery was an island. With respect to Tera's scene, DP must have discovered a Tera outtake they forgot to cash on and decided to splice it into the movie because the setting and footage quality didn't match. The movie was dominated by an overexposed softfocus look and by a soundtrack that played during the sex scene. Sex was bland and the positions were frustrating to the camera. Tera and Devon fucked with condoms. The girls took decent facials but that's the only positive thing I can say about this movie.
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