morbidthoughts's Movie Reviews with Trailers (230 - page 10)
Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 7/17/2004
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Robert Rosenberg, Alissa [I] (ambiguous), Van Damage, Bruno SX, Scott Lyons, K.K., Reina Leone, Kris Slater, Holly Day [II] (early 2000s), Pason, Sarah Dark, Joe Friday, Ricardo Bell, Alexandra Jay
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: I was looking forward to this movie after seeing Double Parked 8 highlighted by Selena Silver. Even though there's no girl on the box cover that stood out like Selena, the quality of the girls was not lacking at all. I was eager in watching them get double parked. Pason, Kris Slater, and Scott Lyons: Pason is a cute redhead with small implants who I believe was married to Kris Slater. She says she loves anal cause it's a different type of orgasm. I like her personality, her hairstyle, and her amazing ass. Scott Lyons and Kris join her. Scott has got to be the scrawniest guy in porn. He needs to hit the weights. His arms look thinner than Pason's. He never gets hard during the intro blowjob. Pason looks amazing with her tight body spread eagled on the couch while she's being porked missionary. With the camera looking up at Pason from the RC position, her implants become obvious. She keeps her attention blowing one guy while the other guy drills her.
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Release date: 6/11/2004
Reviewed on: 7/11/2004
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Joel Lawrence, Robert Rosenberg, Jennifer, Janet, Alena, George Uhl, Black Diamond, K.K., Lauro Giotto, Bellissima, Anita Queen, Darina, Seda, Lynne, Audrey Jaymes
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: I love tits. I love big natural tits. I love big natural tits on slim girls. That's what Brian Xin is trying to present with Truly Nice Tits 6. Looking at the girls on the cover, I'm screeching "Guddamn!!!". Where the hell did he find these beautifully stacked girls? Heh... only in Europe. Jennifer, Darina, and George Darina is a beautiful pale blonde. Jennifer is a tan blonde that looks like a cross between Brooke and Autumn Austin with her hair in a bun. Both have great racks although Darina has the bigger and the better. Darina is also the more attractive of the two. They must be European. Darina and Jennifer play with each other a bit. Lots of nipple licking, lotion rubbing, and kissing. It's a beautiful sight. George joins in. What a lucky man. This seems like a DDF scene. Darina is a very shallow blowjobber. More like a handjobber. Jennifer goes deeper but it lasts about 20 seconds. Jeeze.
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Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 7/6/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Mike Foster, Malitia, Steve Holmes, Tom Stone, Chris Taylor, Mia Stone, Bob Terminator, Mariesa Arroyo, Michael Stefano, Csoky Ice, Katja Kassin
Directed by: John Leslie
Review brief: I haven't watched John Leslie movies much recently. Even though I dig that he finds inventive settings and once was innovative with his use of lighting, I got annoyed when it seemed like he ran out of ideas with the lighting. I was also discouraged that his series all seemed to blend together and every new release seemed like just another incarnation of the Voyeur. Katja Kassin & Michael Stefano: Fraulein Katja has one of the best asses in porn. It just goes kapow. The rest of her ain't bad either. Katja and Michael meet in a dark alleyway. Michael fantasises boning her. Dude, she's right there. It is an effective tease method though as he envisions what he likes to do with her. However, in the non porn world, imagine running into a guy in a dark alley that's whacking off to you. They actually do it. Katja gives up the butt and takes a semi-facial with most of the spooge going into an open mouth. I'm not sure what kind of lighting Leslie is using here but I like it more than the overexposed window light setup that he normally uses.
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Release date: 6/8/2004
Reviewed on: 7/2/2004
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Candy Apples, Paige, Katrina Kraven, Amber Peach, Leah Luv, Britney Jay, Meredith, Poppy Morgan
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: I think I've reached the age where I think teenage are a little too young for me (I KNOW!!!) and I'm only in my late twenties. Whether it's their lack of maturity or their startlingly young looks, I doubt I would ever date one again. Even the idea of just fucking them, I'm still paranoid about about because last thing I want to end up with is a statutory rape conviction. However, in the porn world, teens are almost impossible to avoid if I keep looking for fresh new girls . I wonder if my feelings will change when I get older or will I feel dirtier watching these girls fuck. So with that in mind, let's check out Alex Ladd's Teen Sensations 8. Leah Luv: Leah Luv, the main cover girl, is cute blonde if I didn't think of her sexually. She has a flat chest, no butt, and pigtails. Looks like she's still in high school. She also has braces. Some people dig that. I don't. Kids make fun of braces in school. Now it's supposed to be considered erotic? Every time she smiles, I get distracted by the braces. No premise to the scene at all.
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Release date: 6/11/2004
Reviewed on: 6/22/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Rick Masters, Joey Silvera, Sledge Hammer, Joey Ray, Domineko, Foxy Lady, Dwayne Cummings, Jayna Oso, Corina Taylor, Sativa Rose, Heather Gables, Tone Capone, Britney Jay, Pandora Dreams, Crystal Lynn, Seth Dickens, Tee Reel, Krystal Lynn
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: I have been keeping up with the Service Animals series because of its intensity and Joey's crazed humour. I think I finally figured out why the series is named that way cause the girls drool like Pavlov's dog after being throat fucked so deep. Jayna Oso, Britney Jay, Domineko, and Sean Michaels First time I've seen either of these girls. Jayna is half-asian and has a very slight chest. I don't find her that attractive. She sits out on a chair outside a warehouse smoking one of those brown cigarettes. Britney Jay has blonde, hair, nose and tongue piercings, and looks like a cuter Alana Evans without the forehead. Britney has a sign that says Officer Britney sticking out of her denim shorts and reprimands Jayna. Sean Michaels joins in the shakedown while Jayna puffs away on that cigarette as if she's drawing on her last breath with it. Sean starts choking Jayna, grabs the cigarette, and smothers it with his shoes. You know so he can get to the sex part.
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Release date: 11/7/2002
Reviewed on: 3/7/2003
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Joey Silvera, Dick Nasty, Tony Eveready, Catalina, Loni, Miles Long, Aurora Snow, Lee Stone, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Melanie Jagger, Cassie Young, Bella-Marie Wolf, Trixie Kelly, Vicci Valencorie
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Semi-unconventional Review: Joey Silvera's Service Animals 11 History or Why I got/reviewed this movie: I never realised how difficult it was to write a review and it may have been made worse since my porn viewing gets dictated by my ADD. I gotta give props to my fellow ADT reviewers. I took long break from watching Joey Silvera's movies. One of my first movies I ever bought was Butt Row Swallowed and that was because I wanted to see what all the hype was about this new girl, Silvia Saint. Instead I found myself laughing at how much of a nut Joey was when I saw Jessica Darlin giving a stuffed dog a bath. I would watch some of his Fashion Sluts and Please! series and never came away really impressed cause of the quality of the girls was lacking compared to Rocco's. Joey's fondness for shemales seemed to extend to some of the girls he had in his movies. By this time I stayed away from his movies when he started his Service Animals line.
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