morbidthoughts's Movie Reviews with Trailers (230 - page 9)
Release date: 8/2/2004
Reviewed on: 9/27/2004
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Violet, Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Page Turner, Missy Monroe, Melissa Lauren, Tone Capone, Madison Monroe, Lefty Larue, Paige Turner, Tee Reel
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: David Luger is one of the most underrated directors in porn. The thing I like about his gonzo movies is that he interacts with the girl and usually prods them to reveal their "perky" personalities. Simple premise: Teens doing black men. I'm happy to report that this RLD movie does not have a watermark. Missy Monroe: Dave interviews Missy while she fondles through her daisy dukes. I've said so much about Missy in the past. I'll talk some more. Missy has a tattoo of her name on the butt. I wonder if Missy is short for her real name like Melissa or Marissa. Wouldn't it be funny if her name was actually something like Barbara and she tried to explain her tattoo to a lover outside porn? Missy doesn't waste anytime taking two black dicks for a ride. There must be a new trend in Missy movies because she squirts in this scene just like she did in Teenage Spermaholics 2. She douses the camera lens and then licks it which was hot. Standard hot Missy scene with anal thrown in along with a DP.
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Release date: 8/26/2004
Reviewed on: 9/26/2004
Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: Jack Lawrence, Leah Luv, Nadia Styles, Madison Monroe
Review brief: I'm offended that the Shane's World crew shot a movie in Houston without giving Dick Fittswell or me a ring. Just kidding. It was cool recognising certain sites that the crew cruises through. This time the gang is checking out a swinger's club called Radiance at the invite of the owner. I have no idea where this club is located. I guess porn isn't too far removed from swinging other than the fact that you don't have to already have a partner Nadia Style & Jack Lawrence: The intro scene has Nadia doing Jack in their hotel room. After watching several recent SW movies, I recognise a formula. Nadia's scene here is similar to her intro scene in College Invasion 4. Still, she's an energetic fuck and behaves like she's ticklish down in the nether regions. Other than fingering her butt, this was a standard one-on-one Nadia scene which makes it pretty good. Madison Monroe & Jerry: Madison is an adorable brownish haired girl with a roundish face and beautiful green eyes. Madison & get taken on a tour of the owner's home. Some yoga first.
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Release date: 3/25/2004
Reviewed on: 9/23/2004
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Estella, Anthony Hardwood, Christie Leigh, Gia Jordan, Kayla Marie, Tony Sexton, Christie Lee, Essy Moore, Mya Mason, Kelly Kline
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: Just from watching the beginning of this movie and the BTS, William H sure pimps himself out. The "AVN-award winning director" thing gets pointed out from time to time. Already I get annoyed with the constant feedback from the megaphone that William carries. Looks like the plot is a day in the life of H's directing duties. Gia Jordan plays his assistant. Kayla Marie: Kayla Marie is a cute white-skinned hispanic girl with a great ass that I've seen in many movies the past year. The way she sucks dick reminds me of Aurora Snow with the breaths she takes in between plunges. I guess this was only a blowjob scene with 3 guys. Strange moody lighting like we're in a sleazy motel. Kayla is really good at what she does. Cumshots glaze her face. Hence the theme of the movie. I would have liked to have seen Kayla fucked. What a waste of that hot piece of ass. Christie Lee: Christie is an adorable blonde canadian girl that I dig. I just like the way she smiles. She's munching on a lollypop and wearing cherry panties.
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Release date: 8/24/2004
Reviewed on: 9/17/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Mary Jane, Melissa Lauren, Sativa Rose, Teagan Presley, Heather Gables, Keri Sable, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Another quick & dirty review. Joey Silvera's Service Animals series has gotten better and better with every passing installment. The thing to always expect from a Service Animal movie is rough hard sex with an emphasis on gagfucking, slapping, and butt sex. Teagan is paired up with Heather Gables. Every Joey movie with Heather has her taking much abuse. If there's not enough, then Heather will choke and slap herself silly. Teagan is pretty leniant on Heather not slapping her very hard like Sativa Rose did in Hellcats 3. I liked the scene because both girls get it hard from the guys. Melissa Lauren plays the requisite Joey girl scout part trying to sell her cookies at a police station. Her screams and admonitions in not being fucked hard enough in that french accent... Goddamn... Intense scene with hard anal and DPs. Fucking excellent Mary Jane, a new girl that may be hispanic or asian, has a great scene interracial style. However she does not give up the butt. The great scenes continues with Katja Kassin and three guys. She gets plugged DP and looks great taking it.
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Release date: 8/11/2004
Reviewed on: 9/12/2004
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Yvonne, Rocco Siffredi, Kevin Long, Tanja, Lady, Roly Reeves, Mandy May, Chiara, Kerol, Niky, J.J.
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: A quick & dirty review from memory. This was a great DVD. I liked it much better than Rocco Meats Suzie simply because the quality of women was superiour. All the girls were attractive in a unique way. Rocco was also involved in every scene one way or the other and the non-Rocco performed scene was very solid. Yvonne the Princess is the star of this movie but I couldn't figure out why she is nicknamed that other than that's she has on a tiara and looks absolutely beautiful with braids. She is basically featured in the second half of this movie. The best scene was the first scene with a blonde czech named Niky that Rocco just tears into pushing her to her limits without overdoing it. There was another girl in the scene that ended up being deeply intimidated by Rocco and Niky's antics. Extras featured additional footage of Yvonne. This one is a winner.
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Release date: 7/11/2004
Reviewed on: 9/5/2004
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Randy Spears, Sergio, Dale Dabone, Belladonna, Kimberly Kane, Joey Ray, Monica Sweetheart, Alexis Malone, Sascha, Steve Hooper, Cytherea, Kayla Marie, Audrey Hollander, Randi Wright, Britney Jay, Smokie Flame, Vanilla Skye, Kayden, Justine Joli
Directed by: Clive McLean
Review brief: The silver edition of the Barely Legal series. I took one look at the cast and knew I wanted this dvd. However, once I got the dvd I realised that a lot of the girls that I had wanted to watch this dvd for, Belladonna, Cytherea, Monica Sweetheart, Kimberly Kane, Alexis Malone, and Kayla Marie, weren't in the actual movie but included as all girl orgy extra to commemorate #50. The basic premise of Barely Legal is a person reading a letter off describing situational vignettes. Randi Wright & Randy Spears: Randi is a very slim brunette with good perky tits. I had liked her personality in College Invasion 4. Randy is a friend of her parents who have entrusted him to take care of Randi since they travel so much. It's morning and Randy is calling Randi out of bed so that she can go to school. Randi figures that since she turned 18, it's okay for her to seduce him now. Randy doesn't really buy into this reasoning but he takes the bait. Wright looks incredible without the blonde highlights.
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Release date: 8/10/2004
Reviewed on: 9/5/2004
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Rick Masters, Mika Tan, Cheyne Collins, Loni, Reno, Katie Morgan, Reina Leone, Kris Slater, Lani Kaluha, Lani Lei, Sativa Rose, Tiana Lynn, Sammie Rhodes
Directed by: Joe Friday
Review brief: I believe this is Joe Friday's first movie as a director. What I notice right away from the box cover is the all-american cast since DVSX movies tend to mix european performers with americans. Let's see how well he is able to do with what he's got. The theme of the movie of course is girls in uniforms. Sativa Rose & Joe Friday: Sativa's a hotel maid that's cleaning a hotel room. She notices the gun and the handcuffs on the chair but she doesn't realise that Joe's still in the shower. When she does, what does she do? She starts masturbating. Joe comes out and realises this is his lucky day. I liked Sativa in Service Animals 17. Very fine hispanic girl with unbelievable natural tits and thick luscious lips. Sativa has good knob-gobbling skills. I never noticed this before but Joe has a a tattoo of Marvin the Martian on his left arm. They fuck in a number of positions. Cumshot on the tongue.
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Release date: 8/10/2004
Reviewed on: 9/2/2004
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Page Turner, Jane Silver [I], Gen Padova, Aspen Stevens, Sarah Dark, Natali Light, Paige Turner
Review brief: Jungle Love 3 is the latest installment of DVSX's interracial line. Some people get off specifically on black guys doing white girls. Many theories have tried to explain this phenomenon from degradation to just liking the colour contrast. I don't quite understand the degradation theory because I don't see what's so degrading about doing a white girl... err I mean doing a black man... wait. no. ummn I got lost somewhere there. I mean I don't see what's so fucking degrading about a white woman doing a black guy. As for the colour contrast idea, this isn't hockey. I can spot the schlong just fine. The other hot topic about interracial porn of course the idea that you can't do a job because of race. It offends me to think this kind of shit is actually rewarded sometimes. Obviously none of the people in this video have this problem. Jane Silver, Natali Light, and KK: So I was looking at the cover thinking I was going to see Jane Darling. Oops wrong person. Do the Euros have limited amount of names to use.
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Release date: 12/28/2003
Reviewed on: 8/31/2004
Studio: New Machine
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Starring: Randy West, Mandy Bright, Alexis Malone, Melody Sweet, Nautica Thorn
Review brief: A quick & dirty compilation review. I didn't realise Please Cum Inside Me was a compilation series with scenes taken mostly from Randy West's Up & Cummers series. Supposedly the creampie finish is to cover up Randy's weak dribbles due to his advancing age. Maybe he should hang it up now that he doesn't seem to be keeping himself in the same shape. I got the movie based on the box covers since they're all girls that I like. Melody Sweet & Trent Tesero from U&C 111 Alexis Malone & Randy West from U&C 112 Mandy Bright & Randy from U&C 113 Nautica Thorn & Chris Toms from U&C 116 Overall, I think the movie was good. Melody scene was nice. Alexis' was highlighted by some peeing at the beginning. Mandy gave up the butt but went with a vaginal creampie. Nautica Thorn's scene was interesting in that she fingered her ass during the tease when she doesn't do anal in movies. I didn't have any preference between the scenes.
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Release date: 7/24/2004
Reviewed on: 8/29/2004
Studio: Sin City
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Starring: Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Randy Spears, Damian, Aurora Snow, Jezebelle Bond, Hannah Harper, Brittney Skye, Lisa Marie, Justine Joli, Sally Sinful
Directed by: Francios Clousot
Review brief: I originally wrote a longer review revealing plot points and such but it got lost. So this is a defacto quick & dirty review from memory. Steven St. Croix is a lawyer and is an asshole. Two things that hits close to home. He cheats on his wife with many women, makes life a living hell for his coworkers, and refuses to give his wife a divorce despite her knowing his adulteries because... he actually might love her in a sick way. You just can't help but root for the guy. Steven St. Croix & Aurora Snow: Steven just had a long day of power games with Evan Stone. How does he relieve his stress? By visiting one of his mistresses. Aurora as always looks great and a complete sexual dynamo. She controls this scene but the lighting is an artistic overexposed window lighting with a bluish tone that annoys the hell out of me. I'd rather see Aurora in realistic colour. Scene ends in a facial. She tells him she loves him. You don't tell that to a power hungry lawyer without giving up the butt! Steven St.
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Release date: 7/28/2004
Reviewed on: 8/28/2004
Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: Mr. Pete, Cailey Taylor, Eva Angelina, Jayna Woods, Nadia Styles, Randi Wright, T.J. Cox, Jess, Jerry Kovak
Review brief: Shane's World: College Invasion is about the Shane's World crew crashing college campuses and doing some of the students there. I am a big fan of Eva Angelina and Nadia Styles so I decided to check this one out. Besides, they invaded Canada in this one. Nadia Styles & Mr. Pete: Nadia and Mr. Pete need to take Angelina out to the airport. Pete recklessly drives on the highway while Nadia attempts to give him a blowjob. They drop Angelina off and go home to fuck. Too bad Angelina missed her flight cause she needs them to pick her up again but they're too busy fucking at home now to answer her call. This was a wild sex scene. Nadia has good oral skills while Mr. Pete is pretty rough with her with the slaps. Nadia's hair is mostly black with some blonde highlights. I preferred her with brown hair. She's a screamer while they do it in a number of vaginal positions ending with a facial.
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Release date: 6/30/2004
Reviewed on: 8/23/2004
Studio: Ninn Worx
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Starring: Haley, Scott Lyons, Kimberly Kane, Mick Blue, Brett Rockman, Anthony Hardwood, Kurt Lockwood, Charlie Laine, Lili Thai, Penny Flame, Melissa Lauren, Haley Paige
Directed by: Halle Vanderhyden
Review brief: My second Innocence review. From what I've figured out about this series, the sex happens in an empty white space background putting the focus on the performers. The girls are usually presented in the best possible manner, many times the best I had ever seen them. The surprising thing about this series is that there's actually some good hard sex in some of the scenes. Kimberly Kane: Kimberly walks into the scene with a confident stride. She says she feels so good. She looks damn good. She's an attractive blonde with a good body on her. Both of her nipples are pierced. Her most striking feature is her lips when they sneer. There's an annoying dog howling soundtrack during the tease portion. Some Owen Wilson wannabe joins her. Thankfully the howling stopped. Owen eats and fingers her for a good while until her pussy is nice and damp. She demonstrates very good oral skills showing the balls some loving too. The guy makes her hold her breath on his cock a couple of times. They have sex in a number of vaginal position.
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Release date: 8/2/2004
Reviewed on: 8/22/2004
Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: April Rayne, Paige, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Kurt Lockwood, Jessica Sweet, Nadia Styles, Sammie Rhodes
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: I got this movie mostly for Nadia Styles. I had enjoyed her performance in Teen Dreams 7 and Shane's World: Surfer Girls. There's something about the girl that I dig. Nadia Styles & Kurt Lockwood: Nadia crawls across a long dining table to get to Kurt Lockwood. She reminds me of Serena South with her hair and skin tone. She has bigger boobs than Serena but doesn't have that ass nor her sparkly eyes. Nadia gives a good intense blowjob gagging at times. She has quite a playful personality which I enjoy. She's a screamer. Kurt slaps her in lots of her places from the thigh, the boob, the face, the butt; I don't think he left anything out. He grips her neck when he fucks her mish but it doesn't look like it's choking. Nipple tweaking, hair pulling, kurt does everything except for the butt. She's a bouncy little girl in the RC. Best camera position is underneath her leaning over a table getting fucked doggy with her floppy tits bouncing around.
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Release date: 7/17/2004
Reviewed on: 8/19/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Mr. Pete, Brian Pumper, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Melanie Jagger, Ben English, Nautica Thorn, Lee Ann, Luccia, Pandora Dreams
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz, Jonni Darkko
Review brief: Super Naturals is Digital Sin's ode to the natural big cup. I appreciate natural boobs over the fake ones. I prefer bigger ones over small ones but the preference isn't as strong. Therefore I prefer natural small boobs over big fake boobs. But it stops being logical when I prefer small fake boobs over big fake ones. Hmmmn... But when you have big and natural together, it's the best of both worlds. Each scene starts with a teasing portion over a hard rock soundtrack and then into the sex. The interviews are all shoved in Behind the Scenes. Melanie Jagger & Michael Stefano: Melanie's a thick girl with pierced 34C breasts. I've seen her before in a number of Anabolic & RLD movies. She's sporting red hair in this scene. She's a ball muncher to go along with giving some good head. Stefano and her seem to dig each other in that they kiss a couple of times during the sex. Melanie looks really naughty in anticipation in giving up the butt. She's really thorough in cleaning up with the ATM.
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Release date: 4/14/2004
Reviewed on: 8/18/2004
Studio: Ninn Worx
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Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Chris Cannon, Dale Dabone, Jassie, Kurt Lockwood, Tanya James, Lauren Phoenix, Bella Starr, Jack Lawrence, Teagan Presley
Directed by: Halle Vanderhyden
Review brief: Well, emboldened by my review of a feature last week, I've decided to try on an artsy fartsy review. When I look at Ninn Worx covers, I automatically think of Andrew Blake who defined the soft feature movies that focus on the women's beauty rather than the sex. Now I'm not normally into these types of movies and my reviews are far from being wicked prose, but I need to have something to show to a girl on the first date before I attempt to indoctrine her on the ways of the Animal Trainer. Besides, this movie has Teagan and Lauren Phoenix in it. Jassie: Well Jassie, who I reviewed in Ring Sluts, looks beautiful. Maybe it's the makeup or editing but you can't see any of her freckles which made her so cute. She's diddling herself on a red couch against an empty white space backdrop. Why do people automatically equate white space background with being artsy? Is fucking in purgatory erotic? Or is it suppose the represent the innocence theme of this movie. The erotic mood is blown when I see two major cumstains on the red felt couch.
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Release date: 7/20/2004
Reviewed on: 8/17/2004
Studio: Devil's Film
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Starring: Mark Davis, Rick Masters, Mark Ashley, Chanel Chavez, Marie Luv, Vanilla Skye, Heather Hunt, Kayden
Directed by: Mike Metropolis
Review brief: I got this movie cause of two words: Vanilla Skye. I saw this babe at Erotica LA 2004 and froze at how fine she looked. Teen Tryouts offer a bevy of girls that I've never seen before. Marie Luv & Mark Davis: Marie, the cover girl, is a very fine black woman that may have some hispanic blood in her. She reminds me of Tatyana Lewis from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. She has a thin body with perky tits, long legs, and a good solid ass. Oh and she has a gap tooth Dr. Dre would love. Mark shows Marie's toes some loving for the foot fetish in us. Marie's blowjob goes deep. Mark gags her a couple of times causing her to shed some tears. Her moans are deep and gradual. Damn that's a nice chocolate ass. They do it in a number of positions around a tacky yellow orange leather couch. If porn is as fake as pro wrestling, Marie would have what wrestling fans call ring psychology knowing how to pace herself with her reactions. In a surprise to me at least knowing that there is an anal teen tryouts series, Marie gives up the butt.
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Release date: 7/5/2004
Reviewed on: 8/14/2004
Studio: Private
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Starring: Tony T., Marty Romano, Kelle Marie, Dominica Leoni, Taylor Rain, Ashley Blue, Avy Scott, Alex Rox, Kurt Lockwood, Talon, Dick Smothers Jr., Bella Starr, Andrew Andretti, Victoria Sin
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: This is a first on so many levels. This is the first American-based Private movie that I am aware of. This is the review I've written where I will have judge the plot. This also the first American feature I've seen since 1995. Cadillac Highway has been hyped up for almost a year now. Avy Scott wants to be a rock star so she heads out to LA. What's the last big band that's come out of LA?! I can only think of Jane's Addiction and Guns'n'Roses. That's like twenty years ago! Her conscience is in the form of Elvis who pops up to advise her on matters. Kelle Marie & Bella Starr: Avy is staying in LA with her mom's cousin, Ron Jeremy, which I guess makes him her cousin too but she calls him her uncle. When she first arrives to his mansion, she stumbles upon his porn production. Ron tries to shelter her from seeing this and sends her to her room upstairs. Elvis pops up while's she's doing her makeup and basically tells her to smell the lube and not ignore the cues. Kelle and Bella are both beautiful lithe blondes.
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Release date: 7/6/2004
Reviewed on: 8/14/2004
Studio: Private
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Starring: Philippe Dean, Yasmine, Nacho Vidal, Alain Deloin, Sophie Evans, Franco Roccaforte, Rita Faltoyano, Ian Scott, Loureen Kiss, Max Cortes, Mia Stone, Toni Ribas, Bob Terminator, Mandy Bright, Bibian Norai
Review brief: A quick and dirty compilation review, Mia Stone is a breathtaking 23 yr old Hungarian with great breasts, sparkling blue eyes, and a distinctive mole on the right side of her face. She has been a feature model in prominent internet websites such as 1byday and alsscans. This is the first "Private Story of" dvd that I am aware of. Probably because Private doesn't have enough scenes with Mia Stone to do a 2 dvd "Private Life of". The 8 scenes included are: Casting X Superfuckers (w/ Yasmine & Silvia) Exotic Illusions (w/ Loureen Kiss) Lust Tango in Paris (w/ Mandy) Faust (3 scenes) (w/ Mandy Bright, Sophie Evans, Jazmin, Rita Faltoyano, and Bibian Noral) Exclusive POV scene Interspersed between each scene there is an interview segment discussing her career. Her english voice sounds a lot different then when she's speaking her native hungarian during the Casting X scene. It's not dubbing as far as I can tell. She seems very nervous and tense with Woodman and responds to many of his questions with "What?!" Hehehe.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 8/13/2004
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Chelsea [I] (ambiguous), Mike John, Mick Blue, Michael Stefano, Ben English, Selena Silver, Dani Woodward, Missy Monroe, Eva Angelina, Melissa Lauren, Kathleen Kruz, Tyla Wynn, Delilah Strong, Isabella Soprano, Scott Nails
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: So I was really excited when I heard two of my favourite things in porn were to be in this dvd. Dani Woodward and pretty feet; and the two are not necessarily exclusive. I don't think I have a foot fetish in the sense that I view it sexually but my fascination in girl's feet has scared away some of my prospective suitors. So what the hell do I know? I like pretty feet just like I like delicate hands. Anyway, I wrote Brandon months back gushing about the prospect of this movie and he sent me back a less than enthusiastic response. Apparently he preferred Ten Little Piggies 3 to the shooting of this one. Maybe he was just putting the hard sell on 3 for me but that certainly wasn't the way to go about it. So it delayed my getting this movie. Anyway this movie starts off on an ominous tone literally with menu music that sounds like it was straight out Deliverance. Selena Silver, Eva Angelina, and Mick Blue: Well everybody knows Selena by now. This is the best I've seen her so far in terms of videogenic beauty.
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Release date: 7/23/2004
Reviewed on: 8/11/2004
Studio: Acid Rain
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Starring: Tyce Bune, Alberto Rey, Sledge Hammer, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Ashley Blue, Taylor Lynn, Alicia Rhodes, Selena Silver, Jamie Brooks, Sally Rodeo, Benjamin Brat
Directed by: Bobby Damone
Review brief: A month ago, Mitch Spinelli of Acid Rain introduced ADT to the Pepsi Challenge. What is the Pepsi challenge? Well back in the 80s for the underage readers of ADT, Pepsi did a blind taste test with people on the streets and made them choose between Pepsi & Coke. Allegedly, more people chose Pepsi; a result that I'm still skeptical to today. What does this have to do with porn? Hell if I know. Selena Silver, Benjamin Bratt, and Alberto Rey: Selena is the hottest thing to come out of Australia since Elle McPherson. There is an understated elegance that surrounds her that quickly disperses when she starts ravishing a dick. She is wearing a blood red corset with her boobs exposed. Something is wrong with her hair. It is either really wet or Selena has dyed it black and left it really limp. I'm guessing that she just got out of the shower. I've lauded Selena's talent with the cock in a previous review.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 8/9/2004
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Bruno SX, Lee Stone, Thomas Stone, Corina, Nikki Montana, K.K., Lauren Phoenix, Cory Baby, Ricardo Bell, Poppy Morgan
Directed by: Bryan Xin
Review brief: A.N.A.L. is short for Ass Now Ass Later and is DVSX's exclusively anal line. There's no pussy fucking at all. Now contrary to popular belief and despite the fact that I have every edition of every Rocco's True Anal Stories, I'm not really into anal. No, really. I'm not. I don't practice anal sex in my private life nor do I really fantasise about it. It just so happens that so much good porn these days involve anal simply because there's heavy demand by the fans. When I write my reviews, I try to make note of whether the scene has anal because so many people look for the shit. Heh. Sorry. Bad pun. Not that I hate anal, it's just something different. Lauren Phoenix & Lee Stone: Lauren Phoenix is tall, sexy, and from Toronto. I guess we all can't be perfect. There's something about her lips that just drives me crazy.
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Release date: 7/10/2004
Reviewed on: 8/6/2004
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Chris Charming, Dillion Day, Claudio Meloni, Mr. Pete, Avy Scott, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Fallon Sommers, Cytherea, Ariana Jollee, Lena Juliett, Teagan Presley, Amber Simpson, Axel Braun, Tyla Wynn
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: A quick and dirty review. I checked out this movie because of Cytherea iz Squirtwoman hoping for a similar movie. Plus it had Teagan. I was disappointed. The concentration of course is on squirting but there was no intercourse. There were some blowjobs in the first scene but it's more like filler to the squirting antics by the girls. In between the scenes were some interviews, but I got bored quickly not paying attention to whatever philosophical lesson I can learn about the art of squirting. Cytherea, Ariana Jolee, Amber Simpson, Tyla Winn, Teagan Ariana - Bono-meter: 10!!!!!!! Just kidding. Ariana and Cytherea dominated this scene with their vastly superiour experience with several squirts and convulsions. Teagan and Amber release slight puddles. I don't think Tyla (very cute girl) even squirted so I guessed she failed the 101. Scene ends with multiple cumshots from the guys onto the girls.
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Release date: 9/23/2003
Reviewed on: 8/5/2004
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Stella, Monica Sweetheart, Melody Magic, Fallon Sommers, Tuesdae, Niki Belluci
Review brief: My first DVSX video. I've been sitting on this review for half a year now. At the time I had seen this, my only point of reference for POV movies was Mike John's work and I think Vince Vouyer. Now anyone along with a camcorder is trying to do this kind of shoot; even guys whose only claim to fame is boning rich celebrities. Yani Z is at the helm of this one. Monica Sweetheart: I think everyone knows who Monica Sweetheart is by now for me to even describe her. She does all the talking in this scene. She asks Yani if he likes certain parts of her body with that rhetorical smirk. Duhhh... Monica is definitely the girl who knows she's hot and sometimes her past scenes comes off that way. I mean she does everything sexually but it's like she's going through the motion knowing that her sheer beauty will carry the day. The POV is slow and steady. She already starts moaning before the blowjob.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 8/2/2004
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Lenka, Hope Rising, K.K., Lussi, Laura Lion, Sandra De Marco, Britney Jay, Meliah Morgan, Romy Roundell
Directed by: K.K.
Review brief: So I've seen many POV movies over the year and haven't had a problem envisioning myself as the person fucking the girl. However, when I heard about the concept of A Brotha's POV, it gave me pause. The idea of having a large black schlong is even more foreign to me than the white-schlonged POV movies. If I were ever to helm up an Asian POV movie, people would probably mistake it for a masturbation movie. Anyway back to the point, KK heads up BPOV2. KK is british so he sounds more Lennox Lewis than Mike Tyson. Maybe it's my American upbringing full of stereotypes but do British black guys count as brothas? Seal may look like a bad man but I consider Ice Cube more of a brotha even if he's reduced to a parody of himself with those Friday movies. Romy Roundell: Weird, Romy is German and looks nothing like Katja Kassin. I thought all germans looked alike! Romy has an uncertain english accent, some flaws in her complexion, and fake blonde hair.
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Release date: 6/18/2004
Reviewed on: 7/28/2004
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Robert Rosenberg, Mick Blue, Daria Glower, Mili Jay, Melissa Black, Arwen, Lucy Ann, Claudia Nero, Simone De Marco, Natali Light, Lucy Satin, Patricia Well
Directed by: Maurice Phillips
Review brief: The Lucky Bastard series is DVSX's presentation of the reverse gangbang. The reverse gangbang is great in theory but terrible in execution in real life. I have problems dividing attention between two women in bed much less five or six. If one girl is hotter than the others, obviously the guy'd would prefer to spend more time with her leading to some hurt feelings. But.... this is the porn world. Most of the reverse gangbangs I've seen have featured european women. The explanation is that to get as many beautiful girls in one scene cost quite a bit of change. Natali Light, Jill, Sarah, Arwen, Claudia, Lucy Satin, and Robert Rosenberg Robert leads his harem into his pool room. Lucky bastard. He tries to teach Sarah how to play pool. Confident in his skills, he offers to use his own schlong as a pool stick and knocks some balls around... literally. However, he insists that it'd be better if it was harder.
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