morbidthoughts's Movie Reviews with Trailers (230 - page 7)
Release date: 1/28/2005
Reviewed on: 4/27/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: John Strong, Steve Holmes, Michael Stefano, Alex Divine, Christie Lee, Marie Luv, Tyla Wynn, Kelly Wells
Directed by: Steve Holmes
Review brief: Picman already wrote a great review detailing everything about this movie and I wanted to chime in about how great this movie is and my general impressions of the scenes. Every girl does anal and every girl that had two guys in their scene worked the dp. You don't know what Marie Luv is exactly doing in the garden. Either she's just smelling the flowers or hiding the weed, it's just an excuse for her to tease us in the garden. Gia Paloma makes a cameo as the girl who's late to the shoot so secretary Kelly Wells offers her services to instead. When the guys question her competency, she points to her notes on the computer on how to be an anal cum addict and says she'll follow the strip. Christie Lee must be recovering from her scene in Teenage Spermaholics 3 because that looks like the same bed. When she finally gets up, she goes downstairs and Steve Holmes greets her like his daughter... that is until he has sex with her. Tyla Winn and Alex Divine treats us to conventional teases before their respective scenes. Watching them back to back suggests that they may be sisters.
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Release date: 4/9/2005
Reviewed on: 4/25/2005
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Ashley Jordan, Kurt Lockwood, Kris Slater, Jack Spade, Tone Capone, Jenaveve Jolie, Nadia Sinn, Buster Good, Trent Soluri, Anita Blue, Samantha Ryan, Jackie Ashe
Directed by: Guy Capo
Review brief: A second look at a DVSX series that could be mistaken for a Kickass line. Girls would write about their thoughts in a diary. Sometimes they write about a fantasy. Other times the "fantasy" interrupts their writing. Samantha Ryan: Samantha Ryan is a beautiful dirty blonde with a great natural body. Girly thoughts meets fight club as Samantha writes about her real life boyfriend, Kurt Lockwood. He can be the really goofy boyfriend and at other times he's the boy that pounds her hard and slaps her around. The scene cuts to a sweaty mish on a tiger imprint couch. Good blowjob. The performers have obvious chemistry. Impressive standing 69. Doggy causes Samantha to have a resemblance to Lauren Phoenix. Piledriver. Toe sucking and titty slapping by Kurt. Rimming by Samantha. Light choking on Samantha. Scene kind of dragged long in mish on the couch then on the floor. Must be their favourite position. Cumshot streaks her cheek and hits her right shoulder.
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Release date: 2/16/2005
Reviewed on: 4/23/2005
Studio: Exquisite Pleasures
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Starring: Wesley Pipes, Nicole, John E. Depth, Makayla, Daphinie, J. Monty, Francesca Sin, Isabel Ice
Directed by: Diana DeVoe
Review brief: My first Exquisite review, I didn't really know this company existed until I stumbled upon one of their sets. They were gracious enough to correct this oversight. Nicole Brazzle: Scene by a stairwell. It looks like Nicole has put some weight on in the past couple of months. She's wearing this blue top and skirt combo that I've seen her in many other movies. Even though I'm not sure who her partner from this scene is, from all the talking he's doing I'm guessing this must be Wesley Pipes. Nicole goes as deep as she can on the guy. Even her blowjobs have a southern accent to them. The sex is pretty good. Wesley hams it up for the camera with his gold tooth and lips keep yapping. Cowgirl position is out of focus. The scene doesn't come back into focus until doggy. Cumshot on the tongue. Makayla Coxx: Well Makayla has a big butt too and at certain angles she looks like Reina Leone in the face. But I don't dig her enhanced chest.
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Release date: 3/5/2005
Reviewed on: 4/20/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
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Starring: Chris Cannon, Dale Dabone, Joey Ray, Lexi Mathews, Barrett Blade, Trevor Zen, Mandy Starr, Shawnie, Dani Woodward, Matt Bixel, Michelle B., Aspen Stevens, Angela Stone, Erin Moore, Brandy Nichole
Review brief: So I got this Simon Wolf movie cause Dani Woodward is in it along with eight other nubile young girls. Once I finally looked at the cover, I realised we were in trouble. On the front it advertises 9 teens in 9 full scenes. I wasn't sure how they were going to pull that off. Then I looked at the back and the stills of Dani by the fireplacelooked familiar. The first couple of seconds of the first track confirmed it. This was Dani's (with Joey Ray) scene from Young Pink 6... and I don't think it was even the full scene. Strange, nothing on the cover of Ripe Juicy Teens says that it is a compilation. Maybe Simon Wolf just likes to recycle scenes without telling the customer. Well at least the chicks are hot. Scenes have the feel of the Barely Legal series. Heh the bonus scene was Teagan's from Young Pink 6. Figures.
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Release date: 2/1/2005
Reviewed on: 4/19/2005
Studio: Simon Wolf
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Starring: Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Tiffany Taylor, Joey Ray, August, Isabella Soprano, Sammie Rhodes, Brandy Nichole, Travis Ryan, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Man, I've been watching gonzo for so long I forgot how porn used to be when I first started watching it. Cheezy plot that never takes itself seriously, bad porn music, and lighting fit for a soap opera, this feature has it all. Joey Ray and Chris are roommates with warring girlfriends. Even though they put an ad for a male roommate, due to a mysterious mixup, August shows up and claims the position. Kelli Kline: Kelli and Chris Cannon have been dating for 6 months. She bribes Chris to come meet her family in San Francisco with the best way possible. Sex. Kelli looks fabulous and Chris looks like Chris Isaak. Kelli's blowjobs are average but she makes up for it with her deep moans. Conventional sex positions that finishes with Kelli giving a handjob finish that hits her chin. Seeing Kelli's closed mouth grit while what's left of a weak cumshot come out is hilarious. Sammie Rhodes: Sammie makes a very sloppy peanut butter and jelly sandwish.
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Release date: 3/10/2005
Reviewed on: 4/18/2005
Studio: Acid Rain
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Starring: Alberto Rey, Lee Stone, Trent Tesoro, Lauren Phoenix, Melissa Lauren, Otto Bauer, Tyla Wynn, Jasmine Byrne, Benjamin Brat, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Bobby Damone
Review brief: My third look at an Acid Rain title. The previous two movie I checked out had nasty sex but was plagued by technical problems. With a title like Give Me Gape, you expect every girl to get drilled anally. Lauren Phoenix: Lauren Phoenix gets "punk'ed" by Otto Bauer and Benjamin Bratt. Otto looks like the second coming of Jimmy Page. Benjamin Bratt looks like the bad guy from Under Siege 2. Rough deep chokem down blowjobs from Lauren. Titty slapping from Ben leaves some marks. Ben has no subtlety as he claws and stretches away at her anal star. It's not appealing. Atms galore. The dps were not well shot with the guys blocking Lauren which is amazing considering how tall she is. Toe licking by Lauren during the dp for the foot fetishists among us. Lauren takes two cumshots on the mouth to finish the scene. Melissa Lauren: An older scene since Melissa is sporting her peroxide locks. She promises us another dp. She's going to be manhandled by Trent Tesoro and Alberto Ray. Typical rough Melissa scene. Throat fucking. Slapping.
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Release date: 3/11/2005
Reviewed on: 4/16/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Elizabeth, Renee Pornero, Jennifer Dark, Maria Sun, Victoria Sin, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Macondo
Review brief: My first look at a Harmony video. Even though it's distributed by Evil Angel, the production of this movie reminds me of Private. Must be the hot euro girls and the fancy schmancy edits and special effects. The title is short for Slam It! in Her Ass. You can expect every girl to give up the butt. Lucy Lee: Lucy gets ganged up by three guys in a mechanic's shop. She looks great wearing these welder glasses. Blowjob skills are shallow but the circle blow is at least earnest. The sex is pretty fast paced. Lucy is just an incredible looking brunette. Eventually we get our anal. Then a dp. One guy shoots his load on her asshole and stuffs his dick to push the spooge in. Another guy aims for her face but misses. The last guy finally gets it right in the face but it doesn't really catch her glasses. Good scene. Elizabeth Lawrence: She's only billed as Elizabeth but I remember the girl I fumblingly hit on at the ADT party. It's her eyes and aussie accent.
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Release date: 3/8/2005
Reviewed on: 4/12/2005
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Sergio, Scotti Andrews, Roge, Aimee, Talon, Steve Hooper, Leah Luv, Angela Stone, Finess Navaro, Hillary Scott, McKenzie Lee, Vanessa Brandao, Erica Campos, Jennifer Siguer, Vitor Gaucho, Mark Marais, Genesis Skye, Suzie Best, Louise Mignon, Yasmin Castelli, Paola Salles
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Third installment of the Girls Interrupted series. Premise is some lesbian action between the girls before the guy interrupts them. Finesse Navaro, Genesis Skye, and Angela Stone: Three cute girls with matching chest sizes. I wonder if Finesse is filipino since she has a hispanic stage name but looks asian. They have fun with some dildo play before the guys arrive. Angela Stone's squirt comes out like a fountain leading me to suspect that it's pee. Talon comes in and Genesis and Angela prove stronger with the stick than Finesse. Talon switches between the girls in doggy as they line up for him but the camera edits don't show the first round of insertion shots. Some more squirting antics from Angela. Cumshot on Finesse's stomach. Good scene. Luiza Magnon, Erica Campos, Jennifer Siguer: Whoaa... Brazilians or at least I think they are due to their skin tone, tan lines, and asses. They're all hot but I cover my eyes when they take off their pants scared that there may be a tranny surprise. Nope no trannies among them.
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Release date: 2/22/2005
Reviewed on: 4/9/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Roxanne Hall, Zenza Raggi, Chris Charming, Mr. Pete, Ben English, Lisa Marie, Isabel, Cytherea, Joachim Kessef, Isabella Soprano, Scott Nails, Crissy Cums
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: My first look at the Double Teamed series. The premise is that there's two guys in every scene but there's isn't the reverse. Roxanne Hall, Isabel Ice, Ben English and Mr. Pete: SMG Roxanne Hall 2K looks incredible in a white wifebeater. Seeing that she's paired up with Isabel. You know it has to be a great scene. This scene is 3/4 British. Great blowjobs from both girls. Lots of slapping between the performers. These girls are incredible. I never I thought I'd see Isabel being out intensified by Roxanne does it. Both girls do anal. Both girls do the a2ogm and the dp. Scene ends with facials. Great great scene. Cytherea, Ben English, and Zenza Raggi: Cytherea announces that she's gonna fuck 2 guys. She mentions nothing about squirting but you know it's implied. We're in the gaudy coloured porn house. Great blowjobs. Standard guy fucking girl while other guy gets blowjob scene. Oh and the squirting too. Cytherea's having a good time and it looks like the guys are too.
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Release date: 3/29/2005
Reviewed on: 4/6/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: John Strong, Steve Holmes, Candy Sweet, Lynn Stone, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Luci Thai, Hillary Scott, Lexxi Ripa, Monique LaRue
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, this is a showcase for Hillary Scott. If you want the details, check out Linus very descriptive review. Hillary looks very flattering on the cover. She's in several scenes paired with different girls in a blowbang. The other girls also act as cleanup for this bukkake themed video. Watching Hillary get drenched with her hair and skin tone bring back shades of Bisexual Britni. Except Hillary of course is hotter. I liked her sex scene the best and I like her pairing with Lexxi Ripca more than Monique LaRue (who could pass for Anne Howe aka Melissa Ashley). Amanda Warren is more commonly known by Luisa Rosso. I think she's okay looking. The deep voice doesn't bother me as much as it should. I'm not much of a Luci Thai fan despite the great body on her. I would've preferred to see her partner Candi Sweet bear the brunt of the spunk. All the girls did anal and atms. The cleanup girls are only around for the blowbang.
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Release date: 2/4/2005
Reviewed on: 4/5/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Lee Stone, Jassie, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Nautica Thorn, Kayla Marie, Melissa Lauren, Avy Lee Roth, Stacy Thorn
Directed by: Zak Wylde
Review brief: My third look at an Elegant movie by Ozzy's guitarist or at least someone who uses a variation of a trademark, Zak Wylde (compared to Zakk Wylde). The previous movies had some technical problems which hampered the ratings. Right off the bat, I see a black band on the right edge of the video as opposed to the left edge like in Not Too Young for Cum 2. It's like the video wasn't centered and cropped correctly. Nautica Thorn: Nautica teases the audience with masturbation before hooking up with Lee Stone. The skin tints grayish blue at times because of the lights. Shallow blowjob. Titty fucking. Nautica is screaming and squealing during the sex which I haven't seen that much of before. I wonder if it's the effect of Lee's crooked schlong. Nautica treats Lee like a sybian because she never really acknowleges him during the sex. In a change, Nautica half bjs half handjobs Lee to completion her mouth which she eventually spits out.
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Release date: 1/24/2005
Reviewed on: 4/4/2005
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Karen, Camilla, Samantha, Nika, Kelle Marie, Alicia Rhodes, Denis Marti, Renee Pornero, Mason, Tristan Seagal, Jazz Duro, Dark Angel, Lucy Love, Nikki Sun, Victoria Swinger, Angel Dark, McKenzie Lee, Marcus London
Directed by: Kat Slater
Review brief: I had been very impressed with Kat Slater's work over at DVSX feeling that she gave a fresh different look at porn. Or maybe it was the vibe of the BBC porn. McKenzie Lee & Alicia Rhodes: These two dirty birds already drive me randy with their accents before they start making out in the English countryside. You can tell it's the English countryside cause of the immense fog. They go inside and Kat must have a furries fetish cause she gives Alicia bear ears and McKenzie mouse ears to wear. While McKenzie and Alicia get it on, an unidentified flying schlong interrupts their lesbian love. Alicia outshines McKenzie on the stick. Guy switches between McKenzie and Alicia in mish but you don't get to see the switch. Reverse piledriver on McKenzie. Anal on Alicia. Atogm by mckenzie. Big cumshot hits McKenzie in the eyes. She gets some in her mouth and swaps it to Alicia. Very good scene dominated by Alicia. Samantha & Nika: We're in Prague. Samantha is a cute brunette with braids. Nika is a hot blonde with pale skin.
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Release date: 11/22/2004
Reviewed on: 4/1/2005
Studio: Smash Pictures
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Starring: Sledge Hammer, Billy Banks, Melissa Lauren, Poppy Morgan, Yasmene Milan, Nicole Brazzle, Lee Diamond, Nat Turnher, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Dick Logan
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, I just wanted to see ADT reviewer Bono-One's first scene. You know... so I can make fun of him. Anyway, I skipped to the last scene where Bono takes his wife, Melissa Lauren, to a blind Lee Diamond for some harmonica lessons. Ahhh the subtle acting where Bono reveals Melissa boobs and starts fondling them right in front of Lee thinking that Lee can't see him. Bono has this big smile and I can't stop snickering at the depravity Melissa has been subjected to. For a girl that's been slapped, choked, beaten, and slugged Louisville style, this scene must be the lowest. No wonder she cheats on him with the not-so-blind Lee. As to the scene itself, Melissa's peroxide hair and pale skin provides a nice contrast to Lee's dark skin and she takes an anal pounding. In a movie of cheating housewives, scene 1 has Katja's husband wanting Katja to work out her ass because it's too big. Ironically, he found her a personal trainer in the name of Sledgehammer. Sledge only works Katja out anally around a gym setup.
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Release date: 3/16/2005
Reviewed on: 3/31/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Anita, Rocco Siffredi, Dino, Julie, Frank, Stephanie, Sandra, Tiffany, Anne (ambiguous), Pierre, Fabrice, Trinity, Tanja, Marie, Akira, Pascal, Delphine, Adrianna Laurenti, Tristan Seagal, Joachim Kessef, Anthony Alain, Alina Sun, Corrine, Aurelie, Daryl (Belgium), Karine (English), Coline, Kokol (Congo), Line, Fletcher, Loulou Bais, John P., Tonton Blanc, Jann, Hugh, Fair, Gil, Peggy, Franky
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: A quick and dirty review, this was another Rocco movie that I was frustrated with. The movie only had two scenes. Each going about an hour each. The first hour had Rocco nailing the maid, Tanja, until Trinity arrives. Then all hell breaks loose as Trinity is given a strap on and they gang on Tanja. Finally Rocco concentrates on Trinity and boy oh boy does he concentrate on her. Slapping. Choking. Superfucking. Rimming. You name it. They did it. He threw her around like a puppet. Trinity is pretty but not absolutely stunning. Still she shines in an awesome scene. Okay, here comes the frustrating part. The second half of this movie is an orgy scene. Only problem is that all the performers are wearing masks since they're at a masquerade party and the females kept them on. Some condoms were also used. If I wanted to see this crap, I'd go watch Eyes Wide Shut. Sure the sex was really good too but I want to see the freaking women in all their glory. Grrrr....
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Release date: 2/28/2005
Reviewed on: 3/29/2005
Studio: 21 Sextury
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Starring: Ginger, Sandy, Leslie Taylor, Cindy, Nick Lang, Frank Major, James Brossman, Thomas, Dora Venter, Sandra Shine, Andy Brown, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Andrew Youngman
Review brief: Note: 21Sextury DVDs are available at Your Choice who provided this DVD for review. My third look at a 21sextury.com. This one is directed by a different director than the previous two. Sandy is an adult model out in europe that supposedly has her own agency. I'm going to presume that the girls featured in this movie belong to her agency. Cindy: Cindy is a cute blonde that could pass for Sandy. Either that or white girls all look alike. She meets some guy on a staircase. Weak blowjob before she rides him with her clothes still on. She's vocal and active and eventually the clothes do get pushed to the side. Cumshot splatters on her face. Good scene. Dora Venter: Dora and some dude have some drinks in a room with a bar. The red colour of the walls and ceiling seems to bleed through the video. Good blowjob. It seems like her red lipstick smears on his cock. I'm distracted by how glossy the lipstick appears on video even while she's riding rc. Eventually she gets some anal. Then back to pussy.
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Release date: 2/28/2005
Reviewed on: 3/29/2005
Studio: 21 Sextury
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Starring: Gary, Frank Gun, Cindy, Nick Lang, Frank Major, James Brossman, Mia Stone, Sandra Shine, Angelina Crow, Alexa May, Mike XL, Lianna, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: John Walton
Review brief: Note: 21Sextury DVDs are available at Your Choice who provided this DVD for review. My second look at a 21sextury.com. The biggest complaint about the last movie I had was lighting and the cold sex. Lianna: Lianna is an olive girl with raven black hair. Good long body with natural boobies. Okay face. May have some gypsy blood in her. She's paired up with a euro Sean Michaels. Really bad blowjob with no mouth movement. Quick edit to doggy. Loud moaning from Lianna. She seems to like him smiling and laughing even though he's trying to look menacing to her. Cumshot mostly hits the tip of her tongue and drips down to her chest. Good scene. Angelina Crow: Angelina is jailed up in an outdoor cage. Lithe girl with black hair. Great abs. Her jailer, Frank Gun, goes and molests her. Decent blowjob through the cage gets him to free her. Frank actually loses his hardon when he lets her out of the cage. They fuck on a park bench. After a while it goes to doggy anal. Moaning seems faked. Angelina mostly has her eyes closed. Maybe bored.
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Release date: 2/28/2005
Reviewed on: 3/27/2005
Studio: 21 Sextury
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Starring: Leslie Taylor, Nick Lang, Frank Major, James Brossman, Bob Terminator, Roly Reeves, Jacqueline Stone, Angel Dark, Simony Diamond, Nikki Rider, Lora Croft
Review brief: Note: 21Sextury DVDs are available at Your Choice who provided this DVD for review. A quick & dirty review, I just wanted to take a look at a 21sextury.com video. The website is known for its beautiful stills of eastern european models like Sandy and Sophie Moon. I don't normally watch euro movies but seeing the names Angel Dark and Simony on the cover and knowing that they'd get dp'd is too hard to resist. First scene Simony does these guys on what looks like a lakefront beach. Luckily the weather is overcast so you don't have any sunglare bleaching the performers. They could've used some lights even though it was outdoors. Second scene has Lara Craft taking on her two guys in a garage driveway. She's much better at the blow than Simony. Scene 3 has Jacqueline Stone doing the hitchiker fantasy. I don't think much of her looks. Think Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction. The lighting just stinks in the house they brought her in. Too dark. I'm guessing they're just relying on windowlight.
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Release date: 3/2/2005
Reviewed on: 3/26/2005
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: Sean Michaels, Sledge Hammer, Tiffany Holiday, Kelly Wells, Kimmie Cream, Brittany James, Anita Dulce, Tee Reel
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: Brittany James: Last seen in Not Too Young for Cum 2, Brittany has beautiful blue eyes that I couldn't exactly see before due to the shitty lighting in that movie. She reminds me of Alex Divine with darker hair. She's paired up with Sean Michaels in this scene. She can't take Sean too deep in her mouth but she tries at least. Standard vaginal sex scene with a cute girl. Weak facial caps the scene. Tiffany Holiday: Tiffany says she's so horny she gives Luger a time limit to get her some cock. Closeup of her face reveals some fucked up teeth which I never noticed before. I dig. I dig. I've said before the best thing about Luger's movies are his interviews which seem to put the girls at ease. Tiffany says she loves fucking in public and calls it public displays of affection. I laugh. I've had doubts about her tits before but she squeezes them and bounces them around. Has Dave grab them. Okay. I'm convince they're real. Topless jump roping outside. Tee Real gets the honours of boning her. Lots of making out. Good blowjob.
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Release date: 3/21/2005
Reviewed on: 3/24/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Rick Masters, Jerry, Joey Silvera, Johnny Thrust, Dirty, Ariana Jollee, Chanel Chavez, Sativa Rose, Jean Val Jean, Tiffany Holiday, Alec Knight, Jasmine Byrne, Courtney Cummz, Kyla King, Jay Huntington, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: I'm a big fan of Joey Silvera's straight movies but this is my first Hellcats review. Courtney Cumz & Jean Val Jean: Courtney's face reminds me of Charisma Carpenter. Tan natural body. Her top leaves a heavy groove in her boobs when she takes it off. I thought it was a scar until it later filled out/disappeared in the scene. Jean Val Jean looks like a muscular Leonardo DiCaprio with long hair. Courtney seems pleased to get her hands on him. Good blowjob. She smiles and acknowledges the camera during it. During the throat fucking she coughs and leaves spit on the camera lens. Courtney mostly keeps her eyes closed during the sex. Doesn't really watch Jean nor the camera. There seems to be a switch to anal in the doggy but the insertion is mostly edited out so it's nearly slipped my attention. I was caught muttering, "when'd that happen?" minutes later. Atms. Courtney is then shown praying for the cumshot. A good steady stream splatters her face and chest.
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Release date: 3/8/2005
Reviewed on: 3/22/2005
Studio: Evolution Erotica
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Starring: Sasha, Kat, Kris Slater, Dirty Harry, Kami Andrews, Gia Paloma, Isabel Ice, Mark Zane, Kelly Wells
Directed by: Ivan
Review brief: Kami Andrews opens up the movie with an informercial doing basically a Stone Cold Steve Austin redneck impression by talking in a bad southern accent and making beer swilling motions with her hand. The infomercial is for "Hollywood Official Starlet Agency". She pronounces mocha latte as moco latay. The informercial drags on for a bit where it could've been cut. Kat, a wanna be director, does a documentary while Alias is driving the car (taxi?). Kat talks about her ambition to the driver and interviews Gia Paloma who's an anal porn queen.. Gia flashes the camera while Alias leers instead of driving. Gia talks about her ambition to be an actress. She looks really cute blonde with a ponytail. I'm surprised Alias hasn't wrecked yet with the amount of times he looks back. Alias turns out to be a member of the "family" as he drives the girls to the agency. Kris Slater the "Director" & Kat the "Director?": Kat catches Kris playing the banjo.
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Release date: 1/10/2005
Reviewed on: 3/21/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Haley, Lee Stone, Mark Ashley, Kathleen Kruz, Harmony Rose, Hillary Scott, Brittany James, Haley Paige
Directed by: Zak Wylde
Review brief: A quick and dirty review because there isn't that much to write about. I had complained about the previous movie in this series about its technical flaws namely the shadowing on the left corners. Well this one still has some technical problems. There is a fuzzy band on the left edge on the screen (halo effect?) and the lighting seems too dim in every scene. There just wasn't enough natural light to balance with the daylight balanced studio light giving off a bluish tinge in some of the scenes. Haley Paige gets fucked in the ass and gladly does the atm. Kathleen Cruz looked beautiful with brown hair. Hillary Scott had the most energetic scene with Marco Duarto and got thrown a little anal and atm. Brittany James is someone I haven't seen before. She has a strange face but a nice lithe body. Bonus scene is of Daphne Rosen and Isabella Soporno from the Big Wet Tits series. Strongest scene on the dvd. There was no Behind the Scenes.
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Release date: 1/28/2005
Reviewed on: 3/8/2005
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mason, Sandra De Marco, Niki Dark, McKenzie Lee, Angelique Morreau, Sintia Stone
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: Before the movie starts, Vince Voyeur warns us that there is no editing, no scripts, no acting and definitely no thinking... So how is that different from your other movies Uncle Vinny? Heh... Just kidding. I normally don't like to watch euro movies besides Rocco's. For some reason, I like to understand girls in english and besides I'm actually watching Rocco to make fun of his colloquialism. Shit, I used the word colloquialism in a porn review. Nikki Dark: Anyway it's hard to structure this review since the video is "unedited". It's like one big BTS interspersed with sex scenes. Nikki Dark is dressing with the rest of the girls and stops to blow John Strong. Okay blow. The lighting is piss poor so it's hard to gauge her attractiveness in such cramped quarters in the dressing room. Awww shit... I notice the Voyeur Productions watermark on the lower right. John or Vince does her a bit in doggie before the other dick shows up.... Next you see a cutaway to a screen that says they headed to Steve Holme's suite.
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Release date: 1/27/2005
Reviewed on: 3/6/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: George Uhl, Anastasia Christ, Tiana Lynn, J.J., Bobi, Bosch, Helena Halle
Directed by: William H. Nutsack, Thomas Zupko
Review brief: The strangest thing happened with this dvd. While trying to watch it on my notebook computer, the drive wouldn't play it and made a weird sound rejecting the disc. Not knowing what happened, I examined the disk and saw deep scratches. I managed to play the dvd in a regular player but it would hesitate in many spots in the video but managed to basically get the gist of this video. Well I had bitched about Cum Rain and Cum Shine about Tiana Lynn's supporting cast and this movie can be considered Tiana goes to the Czech republic. Unlike CRCS, Tiana doesn't share the spotlight with anyone inferior to her. Her Czech supporting cast is pretty... well at least the chicks. It was weird seeing the standard euro guys boning Tiana though. My favourite scene was split between the first where it was almost like a BTS where Tiana is shown freezing her ass off in I guess Prague and this one scene where she pours beer on herself.
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Release date: 2/8/2005
Reviewed on: 2/28/2005
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Chris Cannon, Camilla, Samantha, Van Damage, Samantha Sterlyng, Jassie, Sascha, Mason, Tristan Seagal, Talon, Kimmie Cream, McKenzie Lee, Genesis Skye, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Kat Slater, Alex Ladd
Review brief: My latest look at the Teen Sensations. I was eager to watch McKenzie Lee again after having met her informally in Vegas. Kelli Kline & Sascha: I'm a big Kelli Kline fan but I don't think she'd pass off as a teen even with a school uniform type white shirt and pink skirt. I think this is the first scene I've seen of Kelli without her husband. Really shallow knobgobbling. Standard sex scene on the infamous DVSX black couches. Kelli's deep moans don't reverberate like a teen either. Closed mouth annoyed smirk facial. That's a first. I wonder if she does it to her husband. McKenzie Lee & Mason: In a switchup, this scene is directed by Kat Slater. Judging from the house, I'd say this is an outtake from RSVP. Variation of daddy is out so the guy decides to do the girl while waiting for him porn scene. McKenzie Lee reminds me of Taylor Rain with implants. Very attractive girl as she also has a Liv Tyler look to her with those lips. She's wearing this really cute cap with teddy bear ears on them. Shallow blowjob and Mason's not that big either.
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Release date: 12/8/2004
Reviewed on: 2/24/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Sean Michaels, Brooke, Steve Holmes, Toni Ribas, Ben English, Lara Stevens, Anna Nikova, Tyla Wynn, Sammie Rhodes
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: Another quick & dirty review, both Bono and Linus did great breakdowns of the scenes in their reviews. I really liked this movie. One of my favourite past times is to take pictures of pretty women whether they be friends, models, porn stars, or girls from the past. Each scene starts off with a photoshoot of the girls before the sex. Sammie Rhodes scene featured some squirting which is a first from her and a great cumshot out of the titty fuck streaking her cleavage face and hair. The scene seemed underexposed with a reddish tint. An early Tyla Winn with Sean Michaels scene comes next. We find out from the bts that it's only her 7th scene and sean is the first black man she's ever been with. I wonder how long Brandon had been sitting on this scene since Tyla looks noticeably different from other movies I've seen her. Almost like Alex Devine with a rack. The setting is a bit dark with lots of shadows especially when Sean blocks the light. The best part is Tyla's dirty talk.
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