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Erotica XXX 11

Release date: 3/1/2006
Reviewed on: 4/12/2006

Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Erik Everhard, Chris Charming, Mr. Pete, Mark Ashley, Sunny Lane, Sara Stone, Riley Mason, Tia Tanaka, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Tyrone Shuz

Review brief: Erotica XXX seems to a basic one on one b/g line. The emphasis is on the pretty camera work (24p) that Digital Sin usually employs, not on circus acts. Sunny Lane & Erik Everhard Sara Stone & Mr. Pete Tia Tanaka & Erik Everhard Riley Mason & Mark Ashley Katja Kassin (a) & Chris Charming I thought the girls were all beautiful in their own way. It was a little surprise to see a mix of older women (Sunny, Sara, and Katja) with younger Tia & Riley. The older women were stronger performers especially at blowing the stick. It was also a surprise to see Erik Everhard in a non RLD/PXP line since he's been so exclusive so long. I always figured that he would be exclusive to Evil Angel in performing too. I guess I thought wrong. The lighting seemed inconsistent between the scenes. Some scenes had a old bluish feel (Katja's, Sunny's) while the others were warm. I prefer the lighting to be warmer. Bonus girl features a euro girl named Sonya with some euro guy. Not sure if it's from another movie or if it's an outtake from the DS vault.
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Rocco Ravishes Ibiza 2

Release date: 8/3/2005
Reviewed on: 4/10/2006

Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Carlos, Isabella, Nacho Vidal, Xavier, Daniela, Mary, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Max Cortes, Kathy Anderson, Jazz Duro, Roxy Jezel, Jamie Brooks, Gina Jolie, Nikki Sun, Angel Dark, Liliane Tiger, Patricia Well, Eva San Marcos, Niki Dark, Frances, Golden, Robert Chivas, Juan Dam
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi

Review brief: Rocco Siffredi is a dichotomy. The old Rocco Siffreddi Productions intro music showed this as it went from gothic music to cheezy europop (but that's been changed). Rocco's movies have been known to push the envelope on how rough he can get with the girls but he always comes across as a likeable guy and the girls seem to love him so I always assumed that he never did anything that the girl didn't want. Roxy Jezel (bj only), Jamie Brooks, Isabella, Max Cortes, Juan Dam, Carlos Angel Dark (a), Roxy (a), Nacho Vidal, and Rocco Big freaking orgy with everyone listed in the credits except for Roxy & Rocco The reason I wanted this movie originally was because of my colleague Skronker. Roxy Jezel is one of my favourite performers and Rocco Siffredi is probably my favourite actor/director so I figured it would be an explosive combination.
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Boxcover for Big Wet Asses 7
Big Wet Asses 7

Release date: 1/31/2006
Reviewed on: 4/7/2006

Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Billy Glide, Naomi, Van Damage, Mark Ashley, Sascha, Gia Jordan, Kinzie Kenner, Flower Tucci, Georgia Peach
Directed by: William H. Nutsack

Review brief: Wow, when I saw the cast list I wanted to get this movie without knowing the actual theme of the series. Kinzie Kenner & Sascha Flower Tucci & Mark Ashley Georgia Peach & Sascha Gia Jordan & Billy Glide Naomi & Van Damage The theme of the movie besides the butt and anal sex (which every girl does) is the oil that makes the asses wet. There's lots of it. I don't mind it so much as it does make the skin glow. However it forces the scenes to be all shot on impermeable upholstery like a leather couch as it would ruin anything else. Hell the same exact white leather couch with the black armrests! Besides that, we have some vignetting on the lower left hand side in Georgia's scene and of course the oil sometimes gets on the camera lens. However the worst thing about the oil is that it doesn't stick to the couch and it eventually reaches the girl's hair which leaves it a limp greasy mess. Flower's hair was already wet when the scene started.
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Gauntlet, The

Release date: 2/14/2006
Reviewed on: 4/5/2006

Studio: Vouyer Media
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Starring: Kyle Stone, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Sledge Hammer, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Ivana, Steven French, Brad Baldwin, Carlton Banks, Mark Zane, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Tim Von Swine, Frank Black, Joanna Angel, Mike Hash, Tee Reel, Chelsie Rae, Maya Hills, Nollie, Roxy Deville, Jenni Morrison, Monica Morales
Directed by: Vince Vouyer

Review brief: A novel new series by Vince Voyeur, you have three main girls going through a sexual gauntlet like the title says. That is, when the scene is done, her job isn't done as she goes towards another scene full of new cocks waiting for her. Maya Hill POV scene (with Vince) Jenni Morrison (a), Tee Reel, and Jon Dough Blowbang w/ Lefty Larue and two white guys Nollie (now known as Lexi Belle) Ivanna & Alias (bj only) Ivanna (a), Kyle Stone, and Steve French Two white guys (bj only) very quick creampie POV scene with Tim Von Swine(?) Chelsea Rae POV bj with Vince (?) (aborted sex) POV with Erik Everhard POV (bj) with Swine (?) b/b/g (a, dp) with Erik Everhard & Steven French blowbang with 4 black guys All three main girls are new to my eyes. Well technically the same with the two supporting girls, Ivanna and Jenni. I've met Maya in person before ever seeing her on video.
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POV Fantasy 4

Release date: 2/22/2006
Reviewed on: 4/4/2006

Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Brother Love, Jamie Elle, Lacie Heart, Riley Mason, Allie Ray, Alena Tyler
Directed by: Brother Love

Review brief: Man, you watch a series for a while and you kind of expect something even if it's not your fancy. In this case, the director of this pov series is known for something and that is he likes his balls abused which also known as ball breaking. So instead of gauging anything else, I went through 3 scenes before I confirmed some the ball breaking by seeing cute Riley Mason pummeling away at his balls. Allie Ray Aleia Tyler Lacie Heart Riley Mason (ball breaking) Jamie Elle Brother Love uses a 24p camera which I prefer when the scenes are lit naturally. Some of the girls look absolutely beautiful with this camera especially Jamie Elle and Lacie Heart. However it is obvious that there is some stabilisation feature that is being used because the camera becomes jittery (like the image frames are freezing) as his hands become unsteady when he's about to pop. Behind the scenes show the girls being interviewed pov style (while they're giving him a bj or a hj).
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Boxcover for 50 To 1 2
50 To 1 2

Release date: 3/9/2006
Reviewed on: 4/3/2006

Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Cassandra, Victoria, Serena [I] (ambiguous), Bambi, Chole, Page Turner, Michelle Christian, Renee Pornero, Katie Rae, Desire Moore, Malezia, Georgia Southe, Holly Wellin, Hailey Young, Kimmie Cream, Courtney Cummz, Patricia Petite, Brianna Love, Jackie Ashe, Rosanna Rose, Ria Lynn, Nikki Nievez, Freddie Elle, Shanice, Sandy Simmers, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Angelina Bonet, Jessica Jammer, Emma Jade, Marissa Jayden, Susie Ink, Trista Tanner, Dasani Lezian, Roxxxy Rush, Sasha Knox, Crystal Heart, Leah Stevenson, Kaci Starr, Ashley Cobain, Cosette, Hunter Paige, Laura Seacord, Lyndsay Layne, Tasha Petite, Vicky Valentine, Violet Hughes, Stephanie Renee, Jaylie Zane, Shawna Lenee, Vandal Vyxen
Directed by: Brandon Iron

Review brief: The whole concept of 50 to 1 is that Brandon interviews the girls in a more informal state. Sometimes, the girls are coming off another scene he shot. Sometimes, the girls are auditioning in his office. Sometimes I guess they're coming by to pick up the check and he has an impromptu shoot. All of the scenes involve pov blowjobs, many involve footjobs, but some girls get fucked and some take it in the ass. I realise that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but geeze, it seems like Brandon was in a hurry to get 50 girls tally and out of the way. He should just put the hundred or two hundred dollar away and not shoot some of these girls.
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Boxcover for Shane's World: College Invasion 7
Shane's World: College Invasion 7

Release date: 10/15/2005
Reviewed on: 4/1/2006

Studio: New Sensations
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Starring: Jerry, Mary Jane, Lexington Steele, Brittney Skye, Angela Stone, Marie Luv, Trina Michaels, Carly Parker, Taryn Thomas

Review brief: This video is a continuation of Campus Invasian 6 with a notable crew of Trina Michaels, Brittney Skye, Mary Jane, Marie Luv, and very special guest Lexington Steele. Judging from MLyons very thorough review of 6, the crew had a rip rocking college trip that spilled over into an extra edition. This extra edition also features more of the girls doing some newbie college guys and girls. Brittney Skye & Jerry Mary Jane, Brittney Skye, and Lexington Steele then just Lex and Mary Brittney Skye & Trina Michaels with two civilian girls Carly Parker with one civilian then another civilian Brittney Skye (bj only) & civilian Taryn Thomas, Angela Stone ("squirt"), and "White Sox" (civilian) Trina Michaels (bj only) & "Scott" (civilian) Marie Luv & Jerry I guess they didn't have enough footage to fill out the dvd so Shane's World spliced in some outside scenes that did fit the theme though.
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Boxcover for Shane's World: Girls Night Out 2
Shane's World: Girls Night Out 2

Release date: 1/24/2006
Reviewed on: 4/1/2006

Studio: Shane's World
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Starring: Sophie, Mika Tan, Penny Flame, Julia Bond, Alektra Blue
Directed by: Penny Flame

Review brief: This edition of Girls Night Out features more splicing of scenes. As in you don't know what the hell is going on plotwise. Like in the first movie, Penny Flame and her group of girls go out and get laid. However there are so many side scenes that are put into the movie that you wonder what is the relation between them. Isis Love, Aaliyah Jolie, and Jack Venice Courtney Simpson & some guy Alektra Blue & James Deen Sophie Dee, Julia Bond, and stranger (short handjob) Sophie Dee & Jenner Julia Bond & Jerry Erin Moore and some guy Penny Flame & Derek Pierce Mika Tan & Sascha For example, the movie starts off with a sex scene right after the credits. No introduction, no explanation as Isis and Aaliyah are already getting plugged. Then you see Penny and her girls Courtney, Julia, and Sophie go out on their adventures. Alektra Blue sneaks James Deen into a house to get it on, Erin Moore is doing some guy in a bathroom, and Mika Tan somehow ends up with Sascha are the other scenes that escape the plot continuity.
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Boxcover for Re-Penetrator
Re-Penetrator

Release date: 3/6/2006
Reviewed on: 3/29/2006

Studio: Burning Angel
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Starring: Margaret, Brooklyn, Joanna Angel, Presley Paige, Tommy Pistol
Directed by: Doug Sakmann

Review brief: Well if you don't have a bloody she-hulk fantasy, this alt porn short is not for you. Re-Penetrator, a clever title and originally released as on the Burning Angel website, is a spoof of all the schlocky horror movies out there. Usually kids would have sex and then the bad guy would kill them. Except this time, Joanna Angel is a zombie reanimated by mad scientist Tommy Pistol and the first thing that comes out of her mouth (besides the fake blood) is "Balls" in a spoof off the zombie mantra, "Brains". I've reviewed zombie porn before in Dawn of the Head but this release takes it to another level. Where a zombie Gia Paloma in Dawn was ferally attractive, Joanna (who I think is very attractive behind the gunk) looks like a repulsive cartoon character. I made the mistake of watching the director's cut where there is fake blood everywhere. Joanna gurgles fake blood as she blows Tommy. Her pussy oozes fake blood when Tommy eats her. The sex was just standard if you can get past all the schlock.
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Boxcover for Teen Idol 3
Teen Idol 3

Release date: 2/23/2006
Reviewed on: 3/27/2006

Studio: Smash Pictures
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Starring: Jon Dough, Mindy, Mark Ashley, Ben English, Talon, Michelle Maylene, Elisha Winters, Jenny Hendrix, Lynn Pleasant
Directed by: Mike Metropolis

Review brief: Teen Idol is a basic teen porn movie with standard sex. No anal if that's your thing but I don't really mind the omission. What's important to me is whether the girls are actually teens or give off a teen vibe with a young nubile look. I'm not into trick pornography that much so I do gauge the age. Michelle Maylene & Talon Lynn Pleasant, Jon Dough, and Mark Ashley Mindy, Dez, and Ben English Jenny Hendrix & Mark Ashley Elisa Winters, Jenner, and Sascha The only girls I wasn't sure on the age were Jenny and Elisha but they're attractive so they''ll do. I got the movie mostly curious about the box cover girl Mindy but I fell for the box cover trick. She's attractive but I was disappointed in seeing her look seems different on video. Maybe it's her mouth, maybe it's her hair, or maybe it's the wide lens. My favourite girl was probably Lynn Pleasant as she reminded me of a blond Kacey but the video seemed to defocus on the closeup to her weak blowjob. The other weird thing was that Mark Ashley disappeared in his scene.
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Boxcover for Shane's World: Girls Night Out
Shane's World: Girls Night Out

Release date: 11/23/2005
Reviewed on: 3/20/2006

Studio: Shane's World
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Starring: Jerry, Christian XXX, Jamie Lynn, Kris Slater, Charlie Laine, Penny Flame, Scott Nails, Hillary Scott, James Deen, Jasmine Byrne, Alicia Alighatti, Taryn Thomas, Sunny Lane, Jack Venice

Review brief: Drunk girls are funny. Only if you're drunk however. Otherwise, they can be obnoxious unless you're looking to score. Girl's night out is like the title implies. Penny Flame and her girls, Sunny and Jasmine, go on a night out... Tease strangers with handjobs, get wasted, and then go back and hookup with male porn stars. Alicia Alighatti & James Deen Taryn Thomas & Christian random stranger handjobs Memphis Monroe, Hillary Scott, and Kris Slater Sunny Lane & Jerry Charlie Laine solo Jasmine Byrne & Scott Nails Penny Flame & Jack Venice There were a couple of other scenes spliced into the general plot. Alicia Alighatti hooks up with James in the hot tub. Taryn and Christian mack into each other. Memphis Monroe, who for some reason is billed as Jamie Lynn, shares Kris with Hillary and Charlie Laine masturbates while she folds the laundry. Then there are the drunk hijinks of the three main girls. I wonder if they're acting or if they're truly loaded.
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Boxcover for Shane's World 38: House Party
Shane's World 38: House Party

Release date: 12/7/2005
Reviewed on: 3/19/2006

Studio: Shane's World
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Starring: Jerry, James, Roxy, Kurt, Jack [I] (ambiguous), Mr. Pete, Kinzie Kenner, Jamie Brooks, Pason, Penny Flame, Leah Luv, Courtney Cummz

Review brief: Looks like the Shane's World crew has gotten lazy. Instead of going around on a trip to some college campus or field trip to party, they've decided to host a party at one of the usual porn houses. There's nothing really original with this unless you want to watch a bunch of drunk porn extras act obnoxious as they encourage the performers. I wonder how they casted the extras in this movie? "Hey man! We've got a party here, you wanna come?" Courtney Cummz & Jerry Roxy Jezel & Jack Venice Leah Luv & Kurt Lockwood Penny Flame, Kinzie Kenner, and James Deen Some random party redhead giving Mr. Pete(?) a pov bj with courtney assisting. Jamie Brooks, Pason, and Mr. Pete As if having naked porn stars weren't enough, we had some midgets from rentamidget.com for some fun. If these midgets were rented, this must be their favourite job ever as they end up tossing porn stars. That's right, the midgets were tossing the girls.
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Boxcover for Heat (Hustler)
Heat (Hustler)

Release date: 1/10/2006
Reviewed on: 3/17/2006

Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Brianna, Missy Monroe, Penny Flame, Alicia Alighatti, Courtney Simpson
Directed by: Axel Braun

Review brief: Usually when I pop in a gonzo dvd, I usually watch the behind the scenes first to get a feel for the movie and the performers before watching the actual movie scenes themselves. This dvd was no different in that it gave a hint on what was to come. Alicia Alighatti (a, dp), Tony T, and Chris Charming Courtney Simpson & Tony T Brianna Noel, Chris Cannon, and Van Damage Penny Flame & Sascha Missy Monroe (a) & Chris Charming Axel Braun is now shooting for Hustler and he still retains his 24p video camera. The look is similar to his Digital Sin - New Sensations line but there is a difference but I chalk that to the editing over at Hustler. The movie is titled Heat but I had in mind a different type of heat from watching the behind the scenes. As Penny Flame explains in the BTS, she gave Sascha a lousy lay the first time she ever fucked him. However, it seems like she has a fever in this movie as her skin is flushed red and her voice is a more hoarse.
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Boxcover for Jack's Teen America: Mission 5
Jack's Teen America: Mission 5

Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 3/10/2006

Studio: Digital Playground
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Starring: Christian XXX, Devon, Dasha, Tommy Gunn, Lee Stone, Sandra Shine, Jayna Oso, Teagan Presley, Jean Val Jean, Keri Sable
Directed by: Robby D

Review brief: Jack's Teen America is nominated for the XRCO award of Best Gonzo Series (2005). The first thing I thought when I saw the cover of Teen America 5 was trick pornography since Devon was there! As I watch the intro, I was wondering what Jayna Oso, Sandra Shine, and especially Dascha was doing in a teen gonzo movie! Teagan Presley (a) & Christian Devon & Lee Stone Devon & Sandra Shine Keri Sable & Lee Stone Dascha (a)& Tommy Gunn Jayna Oso (a) & Jean Val Jean From what I can tell, Robby D the director is Jack and he's looking for the next Teen America girl. Don't know what's he's doing with 4 of these girls but this movie is shot very well in high definition. I was impressed with video quality and the lighting. The sex was good with the older girls putting in the better scenes. Still you have to wonder how this is a teen movie with only Keri and Teagan being actual teens. The person who dressed up and did makeup on Devon has to be commended. The scene is called Chinese Takeout and she's fits the part.
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Hustler's Beaver Hunt 2: Cum Slut Rookies

Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 3/9/2006

Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Tommy Gunn, Mr. Pete, Barrett Blade, Kurt Lockwood, James Deen, Renee Richards, Riley Mason, Giana Dreams
Directed by: Will Ryder

Review brief: Beaver Hunt is Hustler's casting couch series. I think in the magazine the beaver hunt is where amateurs send in their photos so the video series concept is different since these girls have been in numerous movies by now. Alexia & Barrett Blade Renee Richards & Kurt Lockwood Franchezca Valentina & James Deen Gianna Dreams & Mr. Pete Riley Mason & Tommy Gunn The thing that stands out in this movie is the interview. Specifically the director, Will Rider, as he is a rapid chatterbox. Some of the girls are intimidated by his fast talk and endless questions they are slow to answer like Alexia or just giggle nervously like Gianna Dreams. Speaking of Gianna when she takes off her clothes, her skin colour shocked me as it is much darker than you would expect from her face. The sex for the most part was average. Most of these "newbies" can't give decent head but ride the cock okay. Renee was the strongest performer but it was just good.
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All Teens 1

Release date: 1/11/2006
Reviewed on: 3/8/2006

Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Mark Ashley, Savannah Stern, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Kelsey Michaels, Riley Mason, Marco Banderas, Emma Redd, Sabrina Lewis
Directed by: Mark Ashley

Review brief: Wanted to watch this movie because I like Kelsey Michaels and Riley Mason. Jeanie Marie Sullivan also has an unconventional look to her that I like. Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Mark Ashley, and Marco Duarto Emma Redd & Mark Riley Mason & Mark Breezy, Savanna Stern (creampie), and Mark Kelsey Michaels (creampie) & Mark Looks like most of the girls are newbies at sex as they aren't that good at it. Mark Ashley is the director and he pretty much is a newbie at lighting. I'm surprised that Mike Metropolis was the cameraman since the movies he directs has even natural lighting. Here Mark just blocks from the girl especially in mish so the focus is on him not the girl. Starting off the gate I was surprised by the strong incandescent lighting of Jeanie's scene as she tells us a story about being pulled over by a cop while she was in a cop's uniform. Emma Redd looked like Tricia Devereaux without the full body (it's in the hair).
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Boxcover for Buttman & Rocco Go To Montreal
Buttman & Rocco Go To Montreal

Release date: 12/6/2000
Reviewed on: 3/7/2006

Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Jade, Judy, Tangerine, Trixxy, Abbraxa, Diamond Forever, Daisy Fox, Kimberly Franklin, Barbie Bell
Directed by: John Stagliano, Rocco Siffredi

Review brief: One of the classics. I watched this movie several years ago and I remembered thinking that Buttman captured Rocco at his spontaneous best. Since I lived in Montreal for many years, it was fun identifying some of the landmarks in between Rocco's pillaging spree. Erik Everhard's new video, Canadian Beaver, made me revisit this classic. The scene that stood out most was Buttman and Rocco's visit to St. Catherine St., specifically to a club called Downtown which I've passed by many times.
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Naomi: There's only One

Release date: 3/1/2006
Reviewed on: 3/6/2006

Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Mark Davis, Naomi, Erik Everhard, John Leslie, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brian Pumper, Sascha, Marie Luv, Lefty Larue, James Deen, Mike Hash, Tee Reel, Mysti May
Directed by: John Leslie

Review brief: I haven't watched a John Leslie movie in a while because he drives me bonkers shooting into the light which blinds the viewer from some of the action. I made an exception for Naomi who is a Czech-Israeli with the most incredible ass since Vida Guerra. She participates in every scene in this movie: Solo masturbation scene James Dean including anal Marie Luv (a, dp), Erik Everhard, and Sascha Blowbang with some fucking of her buttcrack frotteurism - Mario, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Scott Lyons, and Mike Hash Tee Reel, Lefty Larue, and Brian Pumper Mysti May and Mark Davis For the most part I liked this movie. Leslie continues to use natural lighting in his movies but he stays away from the windows. We still have a murky feel but I didn't it as much especially since it fits in with his Voyeur style. Occasionally you'll see some flaring which makes me wonder if his lens is scratched. This is evident in the second scene with James Deen. The camera is peeping on Naomi from outside and then peeping on Deen peeping on Naomi.
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Pirates

Release date: 1/11/2008
Reviewed on: 3/5/2006

Studio: Digital Playground
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Starring: Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Janine Lindemulder, Devon, Tommy Gunn, Austin Moore, Carmen Luvana, Jesse Jane, Kris Slater, Teagan Presley, Jenaveve Jolie, Scott Nails, Austyn Moore
Directed by: Joone

Review brief: Pirates is up for several XRCO awards including Best Release, Best Epic, and Best DVD Extras along with nominees in both best male and female performances. I sat through the 2006 AVN Awards and it got predictable who would win whenever it was a category that Pirates was nominated in. I just never watched it until now oblivious to the hype that was following it. Pirates comes in a beautiful 3 dvd box with great shots of its stars on each side as it unfolds out. One dvd is the movie, one side is the extras, and one side is a high definition. Feeling adventurous and knowing that my computer could play hd wmv files, I popped in the hd disc. That's when all hell broke loose. My windows security blocked an ocx file from installing itself. My registry alarm prevented my registry from being altered and my firewall prevented some fucking program from trying to access the internet. Then finally a screen came up telling me an active x element was missing so it refused to do anything else. So I called bullshit and played the wmv file directly.
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Whale Tail 2

Release date: 12/15/2005
Reviewed on: 3/3/2006

Studio: Smash Pictures
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Starring: Christian XXX, Kaylynn, Mark Ashley, Loretta, Slim Shady, Kurt Lockwood, Nadia Styles, Rico Strong, Cassie Courtland, Jenner, Franchezca, Franchezca Valentina, Loretta Black
Directed by: Mike Metropolis

Review brief: Whale Tail is a fun series by Smash that is nominated for Best Gonzo Series for the XRCO Awards. The emphasis from the title is the little whale tail from a g-string that sticks out in the back of low riding jeans. It's a great look and a cute concept to focus on. You have a focus on that particular time of tease and when the sex is in doggy you see the whale tail pulled to the side which is a favourite of mine. Cassie Courtland & Kurt Lockwood Loretta Loren & Christian Franchezca Valentina & Mark Ashley Kaylynn (a) & Jenner(?) Nadia Styles (a) & Rico Strong (?) Kaylynn stood out in a series of mostly young looking girls. She is a woman compared to the other girls and she's a strong performer that matches what she's given in Jenner (? who I mistook for Mr. Marcus at first view). The weakest scene was with Loretta Loren. I don't know whether it's because of low lighting but the camera had problems focusing on her face. I don't know if it's because the depth of field is so shallow when it focuses on the penetration.
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Nympho (Ninn Worx)

Release date: 1/20/2006
Reviewed on: 3/1/2006

Studio: Ninn Worx
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Starring: Alex Sanders, Sascha, Roxy Jezel, Otto Bauer, Alec Knight, Kelly Wells, Nikki Nievez, Alicia Angel
Directed by: Michael Ninn

Review brief: I gotta be short and to the point with this movie. I was bored. This movie achieved the dichotomy of being both too short and too long. That is there weren't enough scenes and the scenes themselves were too long to keep my attention. When I first watched the movie, I mistook Otto Bauer as the director directing the action Skeeter Kerkove style as in he's in the scene telling the girls what to do but it turns out he's just another character. Alicia Angel (a) & Sascha Roxy Jezel (a), Nikki Nievez (a), and Alex Sanders Kelly Wells (a), Otto Bauer, and Alec Knight The setting is very dark with an emphasis on how the light falls on the girls. You know artsy dark stuff without being gothic. I just found the scenes to drag but the sex wasn't that long when you time it; a lot of emphasis was on the tease. The latter two scenes go straight to the A once the blowjob is done. One thing I notice is that there are obvious transitions between the tracks.
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Sick Girls Need Sick Boys

Release date: 12/6/2005
Reviewed on: 2/20/2006

Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Cheyne Collins, Alana Evans, Lee Stone, Reno, Nick Manning, Olivia O'Lovely, Katrina Kraven, Missy Monroe, Nat Turnher
Directed by: Mofo

Review brief: A promising debut from Mofo. Mofo is known for his clothing line, MofoWear. As his website notes, his urban wear are for the sinners and perverts in all of us and he uses a number of notable porn stars known for their attitude along with their looks such as Olivia O'Lovely and Flower Tucci to model them. Needless to say, his favourite models are featured in this video. Olivia O'Lovely & Nat Turnher Katrina Kraven & Alana Evans Missy Monroe (a) & Lee Stone Lexi Love & Reno Gianna Lynn & Cheyne Collins Tiffany Mynx (a), Flower Tucci (a, squirt), and Nick Manning This video felt like a commercial for his clothing line as the guys and girls were wearing mofowear. I was bored for the first two scenes. Something just didn't click in Olivia's scene which started off on a bad note when the light was behind the girl at first. For the second, I'm just not into lesbian scenes even if it's a prison room lesbian scene. After the shaky start, the rest of the movie went by smoothly.
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Cream Filled 2 (Venom)

Release date: 10/20/2005
Reviewed on: 2/20/2006

Studio: Venom
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Starring: Tony T., Van Damage, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Katie Rae, Deja Daire, Harmony Rose, Genesis Skye, Naudia Nyce
Directed by: Jordan Septo

Review brief: As you can guess from the title, this is a pretty standard fare creampie movie. The girls who do anal (noted by the a) end up receiving an anal creampie. Genesis Skye (a) & Lee Stone Naudia Nyce (a) & Van Damage Harmony Rose & Marco Duarto Deja Daire (a) & Tony T Katie Ray & Brett Rockman This is my first look at a Jordan Septo movie and I think he needs a new camera or lens. The video is a little soft and I'm not sure if it's because there's enough light in the scene. I wished there was a little daylight to balance with the artificial lighting in some of the scenes because there's a cold bluish feel. The sex was up to standard and my favourite scene was probably Naudia's or Katie's. Katie's scalp looked abnormally red near the end of the scene making me wonder if Brett had pulled too hard or if she just sweats a lot up there. Deja has frizzy hair in her scene and Tony T doesn't show his usual energy in fucking her.
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Share the Load

Release date: 7/23/2004
Reviewed on: 2/7/2006

Studio: 3rd Degree
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Starring: Nikki Sinn, Jay Ashley, Robert Rosenberg, Mick Blue, Mark Ashley, Ariana Jollee, Claudia Rossi, Sandra De Marco, Teagan Presley, Angel Dark, Porsha Blaze, Chris Streams, Patricia Petite, Marco T., Haley Paige, Judy Star
Directed by: Chris Streams

Review brief: If you were thinking about getting this two year old movie for its cover girls, Teagan and Ariana Jolee, in all their glory. Think again because there should be a disclaimer and I'm surprised the other ADT reviewers haven't mentioned it. You'd think you were at a porn convention with Ariana and Teagan's nipples being taped up with Xs and the tape never comes off. Some people want to see the quarters and dimes on the girls! The other surprise of the scene is that there wasn't any anal for these two girls who are known for anal. Not that I missed it but I know other people would. As for general impressions of the movie itself, I thought it was pretty decent. You have the director getting his dick wet first pov style from blowjobs before starting the b/g/g scene. I could understand the motivation behind this but some people stuff it as an extra.
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Baker's Dozen 6

Release date: 10/19/2005
Reviewed on: 2/6/2006

Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Kyle Stone, Brian Surewood, Dick Nasty, Mickey G., Robbie James, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Bambi, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Alex Rox, Juan Cuba, Bishop, Vincent Vega, Andrew Andretti, Carlton Banks, Marcos Leon, Lefty Larue, Hillary Scott, Hailey Young, James Deen, Courtney Cummz, Joe Rock, Johnny Fender, Jim Beem, Jasmine Tame, Ace, Frank Black, Ryan Knox, Jenner, Mike Blaze, Mike Hash, Steve James, Lee Bang
Directed by: Brandon Iron

Review brief: Wow, I can't decide now. When I saw Baker's Dozen 5 last year, I figured that it was the best of the series. I mean how can you beat Alektra, Delilah, and Jeanie Marie getting glazed over the way they were? I had complained in Baker's Dozen 7 about having Hailey Young only as a side girl, and BD6 proves me right. This girl completely rocks. She is a little thin though and you can see pools of sweat and drool accumulated on her little body dimples when she takes on the Baker's Dozen. Her one on one scene with Brandon was good but the highlight is when she gets tired of blowbanging the dozen insisting that she wanted to get fucked and you see this black guy in sunglasses (lefty larue?) who is quite a comedian in some other movies I've seen him in bowling over and laughing at their fortune. The Courtney scene is introed by a funny insider scenario.
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