morbidthoughts's Movie Reviews with Trailers (230 - page 6)
Release date: 5/28/2005
Reviewed on: 9/6/2005
Studio: Damaged Productions
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Starring: Yumeko Ayanokoji, Rio Kikkawa, Natsuki Mizushima, Satoko
Review brief: As some readers of my reviews and my posts may know, I'm not really into any strict ethnic lines in porno. That includes strictly black, hispanic, or asian. The reason why is that I feel this forced quota to have a certain race lowers the likelihood of casting an attractive girl. For some reason one or another there's not enough beautiful asian, hispanic, or black women that are in porn to fill out a series at a given time. I see them out in the streets but I ain't seeing enough of them on video. With respect to Asians, my friends joke or actually believe that I don't find them attractive. I'd like to think I have higher standards in evaluating their beauty compared to the guy that gets hard simply cause their eyes are slanted, their hair is black, and their skin is yellow. However I wanted to check out this movie because I've always been curious about Japanese porn. I always imagined it to be videos with a black circle on the action.
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Release date: 8/6/2005
Reviewed on: 8/30/2005
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Shay Sweet, Chris Cannon, Lee Stone, Kurt Lockwood, Talon, Kris Slater, Delilah Strong, Harmony Rose, James Deen, Karina Kay, Mary Anne, Haley Paige
Directed by: Bobby Manila
Review brief: My first look at a Bobby Manila video for DVSX, every scene begins with a black and white tease by the girl before switching to colour for the main scene. Looking at the box covers indeed shows us that these are some fine ass bitches. Haley Paige: Hailey Page is paired up with crooked schlonged Lee Stone who flails her lightly on the ass with a uhhh flail. Haley shows she can go deep on the crook orally but he pushes her head down as he tries to get her to go deeper. A couple of vaginal positions before the crook is introduced into Haley's ass. Direct ATM. I think the cumshot was supposed to be on her ass while she's in doggy but it was so weak that it just dribbled onto her pussy lips. Shay Sweet: Wow, I haven't seen Shay on video since the 90s and before her boob job. I never got to see her contract work over at Sin City but it looks like those implants have aged well. She sports some tattoos I don't remember from before on her right arm and on the small of her back.
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Release date: 6/26/2005
Reviewed on: 8/28/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Brian Surewood, Lee Stone, Sharon Wild, Mark Ashley, Gen Padova, Sascha, Roxy Jezel, Gia Paloma, Flower Tucci
Directed by: Zak Wylde
Review brief: The title of this movies is Trash Talking Teens and if I was going to judge this movie against the title, there would be some problems. Bono covered the movie details so I'll talk about my general impressions. First, the video was very crisp unlike some of the previous Zak Wylde movies I've seen. The red colour of Roxy Jezel's outfit popped out of the screen. Too bad it stayed on for the entire scene with her only revealing her breasts near the cumshot. The first problem with the title is when I started evaluating the girl's trash talking monologue. To me, trash talking implies more than just dirty talk; it also should include some taunting or verbal demeaning of the men. Some of the girls did that whether it was addressing the camera directly (for most of the scenes) or addressing the male performer (like Gen Padova). However, the majority of the scenes was just limited to dirty talk. The second problem was that two of the girls don't look like teens.
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Release date: 3/29/2005
Reviewed on: 8/20/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Mr. Pete, Toni Ribas, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Isabel, Lefty Larue, McKenzie Lee, Lexxi Ripa, Gorgeous Drae, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jake Malone
Review brief: Man, I really dug this gem from Jake Malone. I had complained in a previous review that established RLD directors were crossing over to Platinum X and there isn't a clear reason why except maybe the ownership of the final product. I had watched many previous McKenzie Lee scenes and found her to be a little lacking in the heat department compared to her American lookalike, Taylor Rain. This movie proved me wrong as she took the standard RLD/PXP studs with dps and atms galore. What a gonzo sendoff before she signed on with ClubJenna. If I was a betting man, we'll probably never get to see her this nasty again. Isabel Ice and Katja put in their standard multiple guys scene. Lexxi Ripa couldn't match the other girls' heat but I didn't expect her to do so. I liked her raven features as she looked like she belongs in Jake's Fuck Dolls series. I liked looking at her the most visually but the guys didn't get the most out of her. Bonus scene was Jake receiving a POV from fraulein Katja.
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Release date: 5/27/2005
Reviewed on: 8/15/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: Brandon Iron, Melissa Lauren, Deja Daire, Hillary Scott, Kelly Wells, Alicia Alighatti, Jackie Ashe, Jackie Diaz
Directed by: Brandon Iron
Review brief: As you can tell by the other 5 or 6 reviews, that's a lot of spooge that's been dispensed. This is my first look at the GSoI series on video and I thought it'd be like No Cum Dodging Allowed. Well there's plenty of swallowing but plenty of facials too. More swallowing though. After a while the girl's faces seem more like glasses with pretty eyes staring back at you. Each girls are in multiple scenes. There is some sex thrown in couple of scenes. Kelly Wells must be a glass of white zinfandel near the end cause her skin was so blushed. Well okay red, but the white cream at the end mixes with the red. Alicia Alighatti is not wearing her blue contacts which was a sudden change for me.
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Release date: 6/17/2005
Reviewed on: 7/31/2005
Studio: Digital Sin
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Starring: Roxy Jezel, Dani Woodward, Penny Flame, Eva Angelina, Brother Love, Jackie Ashe
Directed by: Brother Love
Review brief: This is probably the best POV movie I've seen which is impressive considering Mike John did not direct this. What sets this movie apart besides the fine cast is the Digital Sin / New Sensations camera. Shit, even a standard hotel room looks snazzy with this camera. The thing that sets this movie apart is this director Brother Love. For those of you familiar with some of the Anabolic/Diabolic website clips, Brother Love is this guy Daniel that was on some of their behind the scenes clips. The only reason I know it's him is because I saw him in some recent NS/DS behind the scene. There is one thing that really stands out about this guy. He really likes being hit in the nuts and that's how I figured that Brother Love was him. Roxy Jezel goes to town pummeling his balls like a heavy bag while riding him in her ass and talking in that cockneyed accent of hers. Dani Woodward refrained from the ball abuse but she still looks spectacular.
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Release date: 5/26/2005
Reviewed on: 7/26/2005
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Mr. Marcus, Mandingo, Sledge Hammer, Sandra Romain, Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose, Genesis Skye
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: My second look at a Van Styles movie. It's shot in widescreen. Genesis Skye: Genesis teases and preens in front of a glass stairwell. I don't like how her hair is done (crimped) nor the lavender lipstick. It just doesn't look right on her. Van Styles tells Genesis to close her eyes as the surprise is in the form of Mandingo. I think this is the first time I've reviewed a movie with Mandingo and all I can say is holy shit when he pulls down his pants. I believe this is Genesis' first interracial scene and what a choice she took for her first time. Genesis tries her hardest to go down on Mandingo. The reaction and the positions Genesis is forced to take due to his size makes a great scene. I don't expect anal and we don't get one as the scene finishes down the hatch. Sandra Romain: Sandra's tease is set againt the sunlight. She leaves a mark when she breaths on a mirror.
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Release date: 5/25/2005
Reviewed on: 7/24/2005
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Mark Wood, Sledge Hammer, Kat, Brett Rockman, Kurt Lockwood, Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose, Nadia Styles, Lain Oi, Genesis Skye
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Well I've been watching the Barely Legal series for a while now and this is the first one without Clive McLean. I found his shooting style to be pretty but the sex to be boring. Of course every new Barely Legal should be missing McLean since he's dead now. Van Styles has been directing a spinoff of Barely Legal called Barely Legal Corrupted and I suspect this Boot Camp edition comes from the same vein. Nadia Styles, Sativa Rose, and Kurt Lockwood: Now I'm presuming that this is set at a military bootcamp from the title but we have a prison cell with the two girls. Kurt Lockwood is the guard. They tempt him with sex but at no times make any attempts to escape. What's up with that?! Oh the sex was fine and it looks like Van Styles doesn't deviate from Barely Legal's high quality sheen in terms of lighting (although there is a grittier feeling.... c'mon it's a boot camp). Nadia Styles is said to be anal exclusive to Hustler as the boxcover says and she does give up the butt.
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Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 7/19/2005
Studio: Hustler
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Starring: Carmen, Rita Faltoyano, Brett Rockman, Dominica Leoni, Talon, Jazz Duro, Kris Slater, Sandra Romain, Jayna Oso, Jessica Jaymes, Gia Paloma, Randi Wright, Michelle Banks, Genesis Skye
Directed by: Kat Slater
Review brief: The thing I like about Kat Slater's movies is the bright lighting she uses and this movie is no different. This series of course has the theme of one girl taking a cumshot in her mouth and then spitting it into another girl's mouth. Sandra Romain & Jessica Jaymes: Well this is the first heterosexual scene of Jessica's that I'm watching. Jessica is notorious for being the Vegas stripper at a bachelor party that got Nick Lachey in trouble. Sandra has a familiar look to her that I didn't quite understand until I realised that Melissa Lauren looks like her now that she's a brunette. Kat helps with the fingering and there's some lesbian love between Sandra and Jessica before Jazz Duro crashes the party. Jessica's hair is put up in this scene. I just don't like that kind of hairstyle. Hair was meant to flow down not stick right up. Sex was really good. Sandra is a stronger performer but Jessica makes the effort of trying to keep with her. The two girls are always active while the guy is boning the other.
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Release date: 3/22/2005
Reviewed on: 7/12/2005
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
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Starring: John Strong, Randy Spears, Jon Dough, Steve Holmes, Manuel Ferrara, Alicia Rhodes, Jake Malone, Michelle B., Isabel Ice, Poppy Morgan, Sophie Dee, Tee Reel
Directed by: Tim Von Swine
Review brief: Before I start this review, I must make some disclosures. I'm friends with both Poppy Morgan and Van Swine and had the opportunity to preview the Alicia Rhodes scene... live. I don't know what is it about British girls but they drive me nuts. I think it's cause I can barely understand half of what their dirty talk even though they're speaking english due to the accent and slang. Poppy Morgan: Von Swine interviews Poppy on some of the British stereotype. We find out she loves Tia Maria but I already know that. Poppy is paired up with Tee Real in an active sex scene. As Tee says, "It's all true. They all love Tee" (tea). Poppy is more expressive than I remember from some of her older scenes. Even though this scene was strictly vagina, she bites down on Tee's fist, pulls down his head and begs him to fuck her harder. Very good scene. Michelle B: Michelle has been in porn for about a year and she likes to get her dirtbox stuffed. We find out that the dirtbox is slang for her butt.
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Release date: 5/13/2005
Reviewed on: 7/5/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Mick Blue, Jazz Duro, Jamie Brooks, Lauro Giotto, Mya Diamond, Melissa Black, Janet Peron, Danny Mountain, Ellena, Tony De Sergio
Directed by: Macondo
Review brief: My second look at the Slam It! series. The thing that impressed me about the first movie was the technical setup of the scenes and of course the girls. Janet Peron: Janet Peron is wearing a pink cowboy hat and is masturbating on a mechanical bull indoors. There's hay around her and the weird thing is this setting is indoors where you can see tile ceilings. Underneath view of blowjobs is hampered by the shadows on the face/mouth caused by the hat. Average blowjobs even though the guys are relatively small. They fuck on a zebra lounge chair. The guys look goofy keeping on their white and black cowboy hats. This isn't a porn western comedy. Anal. A2P. ATM. DP. This scene had everything. Both guys hose down her pussy with their spooge. Good scene. Jamie Brooks: I wish Jamie hadn't gotten her boobs supersized. She's a good performer and this scene is no different as she sweating like crazy while being pounded. Premise is she "plays" the guitar for a band. Suddenly we cut to her masturbating with a red dildo. Hmmn...
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Release date: 2/16/2005
Reviewed on: 7/3/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Carol, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Ian Scott, Greg Centauro, Angelina Crow, Lucy Love, Veronika Vanoza, Vanessa Hill, Csoky Ice, Lora Croft
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: It's been more than year since I last checked in with a Christoph Clark movie. The reason why is I get spoiled by Rocco Siffredi. Rocco and Christoph often uses many of the same euro girls but the difference is that Rocco seems to bring the best out of even the most demure girls (see Chasey loves Rocco). However the things I do like about Christoph movies is his taste in women and the colour of his movies. They seem to pop. Against this standard, I was disappointed. The first scene is at the indoor pool of the euro house seen in many Rocco and Nacho movies. Veronica Vanoza is like a poor man's Belladonna. She has the same crew cut and the same great body (untattooed). Her face just doesn't have that charm of Bella's and she has nowhere the enthusiasm of Bella even though she does everything. Hell when she fucks Choky Ice in the pool, the pool scene with Elizabeth Berkley and Kyle Mclachlan in Showgirls had more heat than this scene. There was a technical fuckup in the middle of the sex where the camera man just changes the exposure.
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Release date: 4/1/2005
Reviewed on: 6/28/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Mark Davis, Steve Taylor [I], Jon Dough, Mark Ashley, Lauren Phoenix, Sandra Romain, Katrina Kraven, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Jonni Darkko
Review brief: I think this is my first Darkko review. Since my colleagues have given you the blow by blow details, I wanted to give my general impressions of this movie. Lauren Phoenix and Katja Kassin are two of my favourite porn stars for their obvious qualities. Duhhhh I'm talking about their foreign accents. Creating a scenario where I have to judge one against the other is not fair. Premise is this. You have 3 rounds like in amateur boxing where the two girls strut their stuff. The first round is the feeling out process or more commonly known as the solo scene. I preferred Katja's solo scene because Darkko has a way of capturing her ass where it's always kaboom in the viewer's face. I thought the second round was flawed where the girls compete on the girl/girl cause it does depend a lot on who their partner was. Sandra Romain is normally an animal when I see her with men. She's paired up with Katja. Lauren is paired up with Katrina Kraven who's an animal in her own right.
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Release date: 5/31/2005
Reviewed on: 6/22/2005
Studio: DVSX
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Starring: Chris Cannon, Monica Mayhem, Nick Manning, Nikki Blaze, Steven French, Dani Woodward, Jack Lawrence, Rick Patrick, Trina Michaels, Richard Kline, Nicki Blaze, Haley Paige, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Guy Capo
Review brief: My second look at the Grudgefuck series, this movie opens similarly to the first one with Monica Mayhem and Rick Patrick in the middle of an argument. We even have the girlie slap contest between them. However; the heat from the intro doesn't carry into the sex as it was average but Monica looks good with red hair. The second scene breaks down the grudge into a series of "fuck yous" as Hailey Page and Jack Lawrence argue in a car. He drags Hailey by the chin to the stairs of the complex and fucks her in probably the best setup of the movie. Maybe he used his subduing method from the police academy. Haley's subdued into giving up the butt. Looks like Kelli Kline and Richard Raymond, real life couple, are getting a divorce and moving out of their house. Place is all packed up and the mattress is against the wall ready to be moved out. Looks like the classic Anabolic set. Richard wants to get in some last loving in. Kelli shows him who's boss by giving him the rare anal scene.
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Release date: 11/16/2004
Reviewed on: 6/15/2005
Studio: Evolution Erotica
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Review brief: My second look at a Ivan directed movie over at Evolution Erotica. I once commented that porn shouldn't be having titles like Easy Prey... until I remembered that we also had titles like Sexual Predator. Deja Daire: Adorable Deja is talking on the phone to her friend about her ex. Apparently he cleaned out her house... As in larceny. The lighting is done.very well. It looks like Deja's replaced her boy with the handyman, Sascha. The visual aspects degrades once we see the ubiquitous porno couch. It could be the different lighting or it could be my mind be playing tricks on me. Gagging blowjob along with some cheek fucking. Light slapping on the face. Mascara alrady starts to smear. Straight to anal. She slaps away at her pussy. Gagging atm. Light choking in the spoon. Sascha takes a red dildo out of his toolbox and uses it on her ass. Anal piledriver along with reverse. A little gape shows up. Good scene but I was wondering where was some pussy fucking...
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Release date: 5/29/2005
Reviewed on: 6/1/2005
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: John Strong, Jon Dough, Erik Everhard, Gigi, Anastasia Sands, Steven French, Aidan Layne, Vanessa Michaels, Denice K., Jamie Elle, Jersey Jaxin
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: I'm normally reluctant to watch Vince Voyeur movies because he normally uses a watermark on the lower right corner of the screen. However seeing a nice hot woman like Gigi on the dvd usually changes my mind. The watermark also seems to be shrinking. Surprisingly, only one girl in the movie does anal in an RLD movie. The premise of the Cum Drippers series is the creampie. A bunch of vaginal and one anal. However half of the scenes felt like they should be in Young Ripe Melons as some of the girls were sporting some really nice racks. Denise K receives a workout from Erik Everhard. However the counter forced some frustrating sexual positions that weren't good for the camera. Denise's long black robe contributes to blocking her fine body at times. That same counter was present in the next scene but Erik and John Strong work around it as a busty Polish Vanessa Michaels receives a double creampie finish. Jersey Jaxin looks really cute with her mouth closed and her clothes covering the tattoos.
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Release date: 4/9/2005
Reviewed on: 5/30/2005
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: John Strong, Steve Taylor [I], Erik Everhard, Mark Wood, David Luger, Kat, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Ashley, Michael Stefano, Saana, Vanessa Michaels, Jackie Ashe, Myah Monroe
Directed by: David Luger
Review brief: I'm not sure if this is supposed to be the premise of this series but David Luger participates quite a bunch pov style. While the teens do get a conventional sex scene with some regular RLD/PXP guys, Dave gets a little action on the side. Vanessa Michaels: David is scouting out a location when he comes across Polish Vanessa shaking her pompoms. After getting the model release out of the way, Dave partakes in some of her oral magic before fucking her. The camera is shaky and Vanessa finishes him off with a handjob. Then Mark Wood and Steve Taylor get to tag team her. I found the lighting kind of dark at some points. Vanessa's back tattoo makes me mistake her for Jess Darlin at one point. Both guys end up coming on her tongue. Saana: Saana is one fine Finn. She has her hair braided like a valkyrie. You could mistake her for a natural Hannah Harper. Dave catches her playing basketball with a shaven Mark Ashley. Saana's weak at the blowjob but at least she looks good.
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Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 5/25/2005
Studio: Shane's World
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Starring: Jerry, Kris Knight, Trent Tesoro, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Dani Woodward, Destiny St. Claire, Penny Flame, Scott Nails, Riley Brooks, Jay Huntington, Kelly Kline
Review brief: Well you take 4 cute porn girls and send them on a snowboarding trip at a ski lodge, zaniness is bound to happen. The movie opens without credits to Penny Flame packing for the trip. When she's about to leave she notices Riley Brooks doing Scott Nails so she decides to join in. Sex was average but at least the girls were pretty. This movie was consistent throughout. We had reality show like footage of the trip interspersed with sex scenes. Lucy Lee eats yogurt and drinks beer for breakfast. Tempers flare especially with the girls as the camera catches them in the morning without makeup or just being catty each other. This before all the alcohol. Penny Flame seems like the only pro at snowboarding while we see a collage of bloopers of the guys and girls trying out boarding for the first time. We also go through the usual Shane's World handjob tour as the girls look for strangers to palm. Mixed between the trip is a feature called "pillow biters" starring Destiny St. Claire and Trent Tesero.
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Release date: 4/3/2005
Reviewed on: 5/20/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
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Starring: Kyle Stone, Pascal St. James, Steven French, Jake Malone, Ariana Jollee, Missy Monroe, Angela Stone, Tiana Lynn, Flower Tucci
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Review brief: Elegant's squirt lines is definitely catered to the fetishists. If there was no such thing as squirting, I'd still be a fan of Tiana Lynn and Cytherea as I've liked scenes that don't have them resembling human fire hydrants. Count me as one of those skeptics who think the squirting here is purely female ejaculate. Ariana Jolee & Tiana Lynn: You would think that Kyle Stone and Jake Malone wouldn't be able to handle these wildcats. They're put in submissive roles as their dicks are just toys to these girls and their mouths are open vessels for the "squirting" antics. The sex seems secondary to all the squirting and my suspicions are picqued when Ariana starts squirting when she's getting drilled anally. The two girls look lovely, suck a mean dick, and talk dirty with the best of them. The couch is completely drenched by the end of the scene. I wonder how much it'd cost to clean up that mess. Jake Malone's skin seems really red when drenched. Cumshots down the hatch. Good scene. Flower: Jake Malone has the pleasure of swallowing Flower's squirt.
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Release date: 2/21/2005
Reviewed on: 5/14/2005
Studio: Ninn Worx
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Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Nick Manning, Felix Vicious, Talon, Alex Divine, Sarah Blake, Randi Wright, Seth Dickens, Paola Rey, Tiffany Tyler, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Halle Vanderhyden
Review brief: Okay, this is a formulaic series. Once you've seen one you've them all. The only difference are the girls. You have a sterile white background with a bed or a couch or a chair on a white turntable. You feel like the girls are at kinky chinese restaurant. The girls are involved in an artistic tease at first which reminds me of a car show. Then they get down to the fucking. Paola Rey looks dazzling in a pink stewardess uniform. The sex with Chris Cannon was pretty good although she doesn't do her trademark grind as much since the armrest of the chair limits her some. Sarah Blake looks just as dazzling in her glasses and surprised me with her blowjob on Nick Manning as she went all the way down to the base. Sarah ends up orgasming a couple of times in the reverse cowgirl in this condomed scene. I'm not a big fan of Tiffany Taylor's performances under her previous alias of Heather Hunt. Looks like the director is limiting the damage to just a g/g/g scene with Felix Vicious and Randi Wright.
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Release date: 4/22/2005
Reviewed on: 5/9/2005
Studio: Harmony
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Starring: Angelica, Belladonna, Mick Blue, Ashley Long, Jane Darling, Jazz Duro, Steve Hooper, Angel Dark, Tony De Sergio, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Directed by: Gazzman
Review brief: Ever since Belladonna started her line under Evil Angel, it seemed like she stopped doing guys. I don't know when this was shot but she's definitely doing guys in this video. She introduces the premise of each scene in this movie. The first scene has her scarfing down on every guy and it's amazing the intensity she attacks them considering what passes as acceptable in porn these days. Dps and atms galore; we even have a couple of daps thrown in. The only negative in the scene is the harsh shadows caused by the sunlight. Second scene has the boob twins or should I say quadruplets of Angel Dark and Jane Darling teaming up on Mick Blue. They can't quite match the intensity of Bella. Both girls take it in the butt and are willing to do the atm and a2ogm. At times a toy creeps in for a fake dp. Angelica looks like Brigitte Nielsen with her hair slicked black. Shit, I probably say that about every blonde that has her hair slicked back. She's paired with the beautiful Lucy Lee who has her hair in corn rows.
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Release date: 4/6/2005
Reviewed on: 5/4/2005
Studio: Evil Angel
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Starring: Rocco Siffredi, Justin, Lucy, Elen, Vivien, Sylvie, Franco Roccaforte, Kid Jamaica, Jazz Duro, Lenny, Arwen
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: Rocco gonzos are always hard to figure out. Sometimes there's a script going on but you know they're just excuses to get to sex. At the start of the movie, the Lady is instructing her girls how to shake their booty. I'm not sure if she's a madame or a lousy dance instructor. Anyway, Rocco and his crew crashes her house and she tries to shoo them away because her girls are too young? Vivien, Arwen, Franco Roccaforte, and Kid Jamaica: Vivien is a girl that has Joan Osborne hair. She's about as attractive as Joan too. Arwen is a very cute blonde with a great body that I've seen in many DVSX movies. Franco is messing with the piano in the house and also blowing a flute. He's playing the piano with his schlong which causes Arwen to accidentally drool in laughter. Vivien practices blowing Franco's instrument while Arwen flirts with Kid Jamaica over a motorcycle. Vivien's okay with the blowjob. Anal rimming from Vivien. When Teo and Vivien have sex in the cowgirl, her hair keeps falling into Teo's face. Vivien and Teo seem to dig each other.
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Release date: 3/16/2005
Reviewed on: 5/3/2005
Studio: Sin City
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Starring: Alex Sanders, Persia, Van Damage, Brett Rockman, Kris Knight, Talon, Janet Alfano, Penny Flame, Amber Peach, Vanessa Michaels, Sophia Castello
Directed by: Christian Knight
Review brief: I was really disappointed in the last movie that I saw in this series. However I can never resist a fine cast of girls and wanted an opportunity to watch Penny Flame again. This is the first widescreen movie that I've reviewed. Janet Alfano: I haven't seen Alex Sanders in like forever! Either he had taken a break or I just don't watch enough of the right studio to catch his work. Anyway, this scene reminded me of a DVSX euro scene because of the lighting. I guess Sin City doesn't mind a little mixing and matching of their euro and american scenes. Janet Alfano looks beautiful here and Alex makes sure she gets hers before she gets his. Janet gives a surprisingly good blowjob as a result. The sex was pretty good too including some anal and atm. Janet isn't lifeless like some of the other euro girls. Cumshot mostly misses her chin. Amber Peach & Persia: Well apparently we have a script here. Talon shows up an hour early for his stripping gig at a bachelorette party. Only three girls are there so far but Talon has another gig later so he must strip now.
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Release date: 3/1/2005
Reviewed on: 5/1/2005
Studio: Red Light District
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Starring: John Strong, Claudio, Erik Everhard, Jasmine, Manuel Ferrara, Michael Stefano, Juan Cuba, Bianca Pureheart, Sativa Rose, Madison Monroe, Keri Sable, Sydnee Capri, Patricia Petite
Directed by: Michael Stefano
Review brief: The cover of a smiling Keri Sable and Madison Monroe should be enough to convince anyone to take a look at this movie. Jasmine Byrne, Michael Stefano, and Erik Everhard: In what seems to be a recurring theme in this movie, Jasmine Byrne is seen crawling up the stairs to greet Michael. She's wearing a cute white/pink halter top paired with pink panties. Makeout session with Jasmine and Michael. Good blowjob before Mike takes her doggy on the stairs. Switch to doggy anal. Atm. They teleport downstairs where a naked Everhard makes out with Jasmine. High ceilings cause the light to be uneven up top. Like a compare and contrast as Erik takes on Jasmine solo for a while including anal until Michael rejoins them for a dp. Standing dp. Cumshots down the hatch. Jasmine crawls over to unknown dick to blow him to a cumshot. Guy could be Juan Cuba or Johnny Fender. Good scene. Sativa Rose & Stefano: Sativa looks great here with a white top and brown jogging pants. Makeout session. A little footplay. More makeout on the couch. The sex was solid.
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Release date: 1/13/2005
Reviewed on: 4/27/2005
Studio: Sin City
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Starring: Billy Glide, Brooke, Joey Ray, Hannah Harper, Kris Knight, Melissa Lauren, Trent Soluri, Tiffany Holiday, Gwen Jade, Kelly Kline
Directed by: Hannah Harper
Review brief: I was surprised to find out this was a feature thinking that it was just another teen gonzo. Hannah Harper plays off her past by running the Dream Teens agency. Most of her day is babysitting her girls and making sure they get to their sets on time. This could've been a hilarious comedy where Hannah makes fun of her time with LA Directmodels but the movie takes itself seriously. However it's serious enough to have some bits of unintentional comedy. Brooke and Kris Knight are seeing/fucking each other and he spends the night with her at the agency. Every time I see Brooke it seems like she gets better and better. She convinces me that she actually like sex now. He has his hangups on dating a porn star. Even the line, "It's not the same as doing it with you", makes its expected appearance. Melissa Lauren wants to desecrate her neighbour who is a priest's son and she is willing to use her butt to do it. How can men resist that kind of evil? Joey Ray is investigating a murder that Kris Knight is accused of but Joey has time to comfort one of the incidentary witnesses, Kelli Kline.
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