joeblow69's Movie Reviews (136 - page 5)
Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 3/17/2001
Studio: Men of Odyssey
Starring: Shaye Best, Bastian Eade, Rory Lester, Dawson Bryson, Gary Stanley, Matt Shane, Tristan Vaughn
Directed by: Mike Esser
Review brief: Promising seven of Britain and South Africans sexiest men, Till He Comes is about as far removed from the generic Californian porn as you can get. Before I started watching this one, I thought to myself, Do they really have sexy men in Britain? Read on to find out. Things start out with 2 rather average looking guys (Rory Lester and Dawson Bryson) making out in bed. What they lack in muscles, they more than make up with big uncut cocks! The sex is pretty standard, though sucking, rimming, then they take turns fucking each other. Its a decent scene, but theres just something about these two guys that just turns me off. For lack of a better word, they look too foreign. And not in a sexy Eastern European way, either. Rory has quite a hot cumshot, though. While the guys are going at it, Rory gets a phone call from his dreamy ex-boyfriend, cover boy Tristan Vaughn. This brings back all sorts of bad memories, including the time he caught Tristan having an affair with a hunky British Latino, Bastian.
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Release date: 3/2/2001
Reviewed on: 3/16/2001
Studio: Huge Video
Starring: Ian Chessler, Viktor Selvey, Herve Bodilis, Horst Vosanyi, Istvan Lucaj, Kurt Trivana, Serge Mishic, Thor Brunov, Tibor Rizad, Yuri Premoff, Zoli Patek, Tibor Pradi
Directed by: Matt Sterling
Review brief: Who doesnt love fireman? All those big strong men, spending every minute of every day together, packing and unpacking their hoses Now just image those hunky fireman youve been fantasizing about as beefy Eastern Europeans. That should give you a good idea of what Feel the Fire is all about. In the first scene, two guys are hanging out at the firehouse, when the brunette (Horst Vasanyi) whips out his cock and starts beating it. His buddy (Tibor Rizad), gets the hint, and puts his ass out on display. Horst rushes over and stuffs his tongue and fingers up that fine, furry ass. Damn, Tibor sure is horny his partners finger arent enough to satisfy him he needs to stuff his own fingers up there too! They switch to a little bit of oral action before the beefy blond gets fucked doggy style. After what seems like ages, they switch positions, but its too late for me Ive already lost interest.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/16/2001
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Peter Wilder, Dean Coulter, Keith Webb, Austin Masters, Michael Vincenzo, Pierce Vendetta, Eduardo, Ethan Payne, Malleek
Review brief: Lets face it, most porn these days lacks passion. Sure, they guys get naked and screw, but usually, they seem like theyre just looking out for their next paycheck. Its very rare to see two guys connect at an emotional level in porn, but when it does happen, the results are usually spectacular. Case in point, the first scene of Eruption, with Eduardo and Dean Coulter. You can see the fire in their eyes when they kiss they seem to be aching to please each other. Set on the gorgeous beaches of Hawaii, Eduardo and Dean truly go at it with deep abandon. Things start off slowly with some passionate kissing, and progresses nicely to some very slow and erotic blowjobs. Eduardo does a great job here playing the strong silent type (as usual). He slowly and methodically gives Dean the fucking of his life. Once theyre finished, they head out to the surf to clean up and kiss a little more.
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Release date: 2/23/2001
Reviewed on: 3/5/2001
Studio: Oh Man
Starring: Mike, Sunny Markham, Alex Powers, Chris Steele, Tony Acosta, Remy, Eric Craig, Kato, Daniel Reed, Blaine Cash, Tom McCarthy, Brad McGuire, Peter Meloni, Andrew Saks, Antonio Vela
Directed by: Bruno Riccelli
Review brief: Ah, Chicago the windy city. A few years back I visited Chicago and was in awe of BoyzTown. Big Rainbow flags all over the buildings and more hunky men then even I could handle. Regrettably, I was too shy to check out any of the local sex clubs. Luckily Chris Steele is on the case, and gives us a nice tour of the hot spots in Chicago. First up are Sonny Markham and Alec Powers. Sonny is looking pretty good this time around he seems to have bulked up since I saw him last. The director must have slapped him upside the head and told him Act butch, damnit! as his normal squeaky voice is nowhere to be found (well, at least in the scene hes butch check out the extras to hear his high pitched voice). Alec looks like he actually lost some muscle mass. He still looks buff, but I seem to remember him a little bigger than this. Anyway, they do a little glory hole sucking before Alec gets fucked in a sling. The whole thing is rather by the numbers.
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Release date: 12/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/28/2001
Studio: Colt
Starring: Mike Davis, Bruce Craig, Gordon Grant, Mark Rutter, Moose, Mike Betts, Tom Blake, Joe Braggs, Hank Ditmar, Johnny Harden, Big Max, Marty Palmer, Tony Romano, Rick Wolfmier, Brutus, Werner Robles
Review brief: Hey! Its more precondom sex from COLT! Jam packed with more mature hairy men than you can shake a stick at, The Best of Colt Films 5 & 6 has all the bareback sex and oral cumshots we have come to expect from the late 70s. So lets skip the intro and get right to the goods! Service Entry Everyones favorite bear, Moose, stops by Mike and Joes house to deliver some water. It doesnt take long for everyone to get naked and bump uglies. Moose gets a piece of both of their asses, and ends up blowing his load all over Mikes mouth. Very hot stuff here, especially if you love your men hairy. Overload Johnny Harden stars in a solo scene, where he showcases his huge cock and tight little ass. Solos are generally my thing, but this one is pretty good. Especially when Johnny spreads those cheeks of his and shoves his pucker into the camera. Johnny finishes off with quite a healthy cumshot, too. Muscle Beach Ok, this is easily my favorite scene.
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Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001
Studio: Studio 2000 Int'l
Starring: Ales Hanak, Pavel Novotny, Kristian Brooks, Eric Stuart, Jon Eric, Bobby Parks
Review brief: Why cant I live in Czechoslovakia? My god, with hunks like Ales Hanak and Pavel Novotny, who would NOT want to live in the Czech Rebublic? Ive been lusting after these two ever since they first appeared in Czech Point. In Prague Rising, not only do they get more screen time, they even appear in a scene together! Hot Dog!!! Theres a plot here, but to be honest, I couldnt quite make out what it is. Four guys are spending the night in some old mansion, which may or may not be in Prague. They spend about 10 minutes talking about why they're there, but the music was too loud and I couldnt really make it out. It goes something like this: the previous owner of the house was some big pervert who captured all the men in some Czech town and imprisoned them in his dungeon. They were eventually freed, but two Czechs were never found. I think the guys are staying at the mansion to try to do some paranormal studies on it or something.
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Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 2/19/2001
Studio: Pacific Sun
Starring: Tom Leduc, Bob Schott, Dave Henderson, Scott Pryor
Review brief: Im always on the lookout for good precondom porn, so I was very excited when I popped this one into my DVD player. Originally shot on 16mm, School Daze stars 6 relatively unknown guys doing all that nasty bareback sex and sperm guzzling that we have come to expect from movies from the early 80s. There are only 3 scenes here, but the first one lasts about 45 minutes. Things start out promising enough. Muscle stud Tom Leduc lures an equally muscly trick back to his dorm room for a little one-on-one study session. They strip down, jack each other off, do a little 69, then Tom mounts himself on his partners big dick and goes for a nice slow ride. They switch positions a couple of times, then jerk off to 2 average cumshots. So far, so good! Toms trick heads off to the room next door, where a nasty guy with a big dick has been jerking off. The guy may be ugly, but the trick knows Happiness is a big cock and he does his best to tongue wrestle that monster.
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Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 2/14/2001
Studio: Buckshot Productions
Starring: Toby, Al Parker, Joe Porcelli, Derrick Bolen, Erik Russell, Neal Shaw, Frank Vickers
Review brief: Come, boys and girls, and well set the wayback machine to the late 1970s the golden age of porn, when men were manly, sperm was whats for dinner, and condoms were something only straight people worried about. Back when I was still watching Seseme Street and pulling little girls' pigtails, Buckshot was filming some of the hottest all male action of the day. Over 20 years have passed since then, and porn has changed quite a bit. So how does The Best of Buckshot hold up? Well, lets pop in the DVD and have a look see, shall we? Chute Ok, the setup of the scene just cracked me up. Toby must have parachuted out of a plane or something, and got stuck in a tree. Al Parker drives by in a van, and rushes to the rescue. I was really pumped to see Al Parker again he has such a big dick, and this scene was shot back when he was cute. But hold the phone, Tobys got a good inch on Mr.
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Release date: 8/23/2000
Reviewed on: 2/13/2001
Studio: Centaur
Review brief: Navy boy Buck Meadows gets the news that his boyfriend, Anton, has run away from home and is trying to make ends meet working at a sex resort. Hey, if I was Bucks boyfriend, Id be running away too! Buck goes AWOL to try to rescue his love from the grips of the slimy sex resort pimp. Twinkie Anton is the star of the show, and I hope you think hes cute, because hes in half of the scenes. Hes blond, pretty short, kinda scrawny, foreign, and very smooth. Antons first trick is a hunky older Russian, Yuri Breshnev. Yuri looks like he has a good 20 years on Anton, so there is a serious daddy/son thing going on here. They both seem to get into the sex, and Yuri really works up a sweat as he slams his cock into the twinkies ass. Once they both cum, Anton heads out back, and runs into another trick, Rory Mason. Jeez, Anton sure seems to attract older men! Rorys aching to get a piece of Antons ass, and wastes no time with foreplay. He fucks Anton for a little while, then they both cum. Theres something weird about Rory, though.
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Release date: 1/14/2001
Reviewed on: 2/5/2001
Studio: High Octane
Starring: Bertalan Kesmarki, Adam Gosett, Attila G, Attila H, Balazs T, David W, Gabor M, Gabriela F, Imre T, Laszlo S, Otto H, Peter T, Robert A, Tunde B, Viktor H, Zoltan A, Zsolt A
Review brief: It seems like there havent been many out on the farm porno flicks lately. Maybe its hard to find someone willing to turn their farm into a writhing den of scalding gay lust. Or maybe the bottoms just got sick of picking hay out of their asses. Anyway, High Octane is here to fill the void, but not with your run-of-the-mill L.A. pretty-boy farm boys these are grade A Eastern European prime beef farm boys. Imre T is the star of the show, and in the first couple minutes of the movie, he is dumped off at his uncles farm as punishment for doing poorly in school. His aunt shows him around a little bit, and then starts to come on to him. Imre, realizing this is a GAY porno, turns her down, and starts up on his chores. Imre starts to tell us about the time he saw three of the farm hands (Attila A, Laszlo S, and Attila G) spying on his aunt while she sunbathed. The guys quickly whip out their cocks, and Attila A gets to work sucking them off.
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Release date: 1/14/2001
Reviewed on: 1/28/2001
Studio: Pacific Sun
Starring: Randy White, Aaron Austin, Steve Gibson, Phil Bradley, Jason Andrews, Erik Houston
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Hello, my name is joeblow69, and I am a Jock-A- Holic. It has been 5 days since I sniffed my last jock. Most people dont understand the call of the jockstrap. Those of us afflicted with this disease cant even walk down the jockstrap aisle at Kmart without getting a boner! Early signs of Jock-A-Holism are simple to identify: wearing a strap under everyday clothes, jacking off in your strap, and continuing to wear your strap without ever washing it. As the disease progress, you will find yourself sniffing other peoples jocks. If you are lucky, theyll still be wearing them. Eric Houston displays the most severe symptom of advanced Jock-A-Holism: collection. Hidden in his bedroom dresser are about 50 small plastic baggies filled with other mens jockstraps. In another drawer are an additional 50 empty baggies for porn stars jockstraps he wants to collect.
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Release date: 11/10/2000
Reviewed on: 1/25/2001
Studio: Pacific Sun
Starring: Victor Izay, Krisztian Balek, Csaba Csengi, Tibor Eszes, Oliver Hasas, Lajus Huzatos, Tamas Izmos, Sandor Kerek, Peter Kukacka, Zoltan Mely, Zsolt Pinc, Robert Razo, Geza Szivacs, Tihamer Torkos
Directed by: Oliver Magyar
Review brief: Looks like someone noticed that since Bel Ami hasnt entered the DVD market yet, there havent been many DVDs featuring young Eastern European stud puppies. Pacific Sun is here to rectify the situation with their new release Hungarian College Jocks. If youve seen any of the Bel Ami tapes, it sure looks like an easy formula to follow. Take a bunch of young Europeans and throw them together in plush settings to create great porn. Sounds easy, right? Not so fast Things start out with our narrator talking about his friend who likes to masturbate in public. The kid walks around a local park looking for a semi-private place to relieve some tension. Hes got a decent body slightly built and very smooth. Unfortunately, he just lies there and jacks off. Its rather dull. This probably wasnt the best way to start out a video. Next up, the narrator and his buddy decide to pick up a hitchhiker for a little fun. The hitchhiker gets blown all the way back to the dormitory, where things heat up in the parking lot.
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Release date: 9/6/2000
Reviewed on: 1/23/2001
Studio: Colt
Starring: Jake Baker, Butch Barnes, Mark Rutter, Clint Lockner, Mickey Squires, Rocco Rizzoli, Gunner Hyde, Killer Joe, Ed Wiley, Nick Rodgers, Ryan Kilgore, Bill Curry, Todd Avery, Vito Cesari, Jack Hackner, Julio Campas, Kirby Scott, Lars Lundig
Review brief: Sometimes I think I was born at the wrong time. I didnt turn 18 until until 1992, and by then, porn had pretty much turned all condom. So, for the past few years, Ive been delving back into the porno vaults, trying to get a glimpse at what I missed. Finding good pre-condom movies turned out to be pretty easy. Finding good pre-condom DVDs, however, has been an exercise in futility. So when I finally got my hands on the Best of COLT parts 1 & 2, I whispered a short prayer to the Lord above and pleaded for some hot pre- condom action. Miraculously, the big guy came through! Not only did He deliver well-lit bareback sex and oral cumshots, but He also filled the scenes with the kind of big beefy guys that make my loins quiver! The video quality is a little lacking, but I guess there are limits even to His power. The Best of COLT is a compilation of sex scenes, which look like they were originally shot on 16mm film back in the late 70s or early 80s.
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Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 1/18/2001
Studio: Centaur
Starring: Chad Johnson, Sean Storm
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> When I was young, my mom would often threaten to send me to Military School if I didnt behave. I wouldve taken her up on it, if I had known it would be anything like this! Sean Storm is the youngin who gets dropped off at Man Academy, where young boys are taught what it means to be a man. Sean wastes no time as soon as he gets his bunk, he strips down and starts fingering his hole. Sean is a definite cutie, and is constantly stuffing fingers, dildoes and big cocks up that tight little ass of his. Peter Rascek walks into the room clad only in a small towel, and catches Sean sniffing a jock strap. The two eye each other up for a little bit, before Sean pounces on Peters meat. Peter is one of the most gorgeous men Ive seen on film in a long time. Hes buff, tan, furry, and has a great big uncut cock. After a little 69ing, Peter gives Seans ass a good tongue probing and fucks him silly.
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Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 1/14/2001
Studio: Leisure Time
Starring: Bo Richards, Dino Hurt, Blaine Austin, Dallas Taylor, Adam West
Review brief: I can't believe I bought this! Not only did I buy it, but I was actually looking forward to watching it! The guys vary from scrawny and pimply to tan and beefy. The cumshots range from pitiful to truly volcanic. The idea of 500 cumshots sounds great. I mean how could all the cum be bad? Well, here's how: 1.) Quality of Quantity. There's way too much crap here. 2.) Good scenes get lost. There are a few really great scenes here, but I will probably never see them again, since there is no way I will ever be able to find them. Just try finding a 10 second clip in a 4 hour DVD, and you will see what I mean. 3.) Good scenes are cut short. When you finally do find that horse hung guy cumming all over his buddy, you wish that there was time to see some more of the sucking and fucking. How would I improve on this? Cut the scenes down to about 50. Pick only the best scenes, and show a little more of the build-up to the cumshot.
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Release date: 12/22/2000
Reviewed on: 1/8/2001
Studio: Vidco
Starring: J.D. Slater, Roy Garrett, Bill Geary, Ron Clayton, Dyokr Zmotsn, Joao de los Antos, Larry McLaughlin, Rick Youngblood, Robert West, Stoke Martin, Zachary St. James
Directed by: Joe Gage
Review brief: Boy, you know youre in for a treat when a DVD starts out with the message, Digitized from original film. Picture quality may vary. Handsome is one of those late 70s Joe Gage flicks that nostalgia buffs seem to go crazy for. Gage was the mastermind behind LA Tool and Die, Kansas City Trucking Company, and El Paso Wrecking Corp. If youve seen any of those, you should have a pretty good idea what to expect. First things first, I have a serious beef with this movie. I feel I was generally deceived into buying this. The back of the DVD promises no rubbersall natural, wanton filthy fucking, horny hard dick, ass-ramming orgy, all man classic sucking, fucking, and more. Sounds hot, doesnt it? Well guess what? The reason there are no rubbers here is because there is no fucking what- so-ever in this movie. But, joeblow, you say, clearly the back of the DVD shows people fucking.
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Release date: 10/4/2000
Reviewed on: 12/18/2000
Studio: Stryker Productions
Starring: Jeff Stryker
Review brief: Whoa! Some one is on a serious ego trip here Jeff Strykers Powerfull 2: The Return, starring Jeff Stryker, directed by Jeff Stryker, produced by Jeff Stryker, and screenplay by Jeff Stryker. I guess if this flick ends up sucking, we know who to blame, eh? I cant quite figure out what movie this is supposed to be a sequel to. There doesnt seem to be a gay porno called Powerfull, so my only guess is that this is an unofficial sequel to Jeffs other prison flick, Powertool. Right after the initial credits roll, a long message shows up on the screen saying that if there isnt a signed and numbered sticker from Jeff Stryker on both the box and video tape, then you must be watching a cheap illegal duplicate! It even gives you a 1-800 number to call and report it. If youre lucky, Jeff Stryker will personally call you back and thank you! Wait a minute! I didnt get any stickers on my tape! It must be a forgery! Oh, wait...
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/12/2000
Studio: Sunshine
Starring: Eric Evans, Scott Mann, Patrick Ives, Sweet Williams, Brent Banes, Cole Reece, Gabe Rivers, Lazar Zorba
Directed by: Wil Parker
Review brief: Once again, Ive been compelled into buying another Sunshine production this time it was cover man Eric Evans hairy chest that made me reach into my wallet and cough up my hard earned money. With a title like Spy Hard, you might expect a complex espionage epic ala CatalinaVille. Unfortunately, the story here is about as paper thin as you can get. Gabe Rivers and Cole Reece start things out, talking very briefly about the sinister Goldfister, who is ruining all the bottoms in gay porn. Apparently, Cole is Spy Hards version of Q, and describes all sorts of kinky sex weapons he created for our hero (Eric Evans). (I would have loved to see the tazer tit-clamps or dildo death-ray in action!) Cole has a relatively toned body, and a nice coat of fur on him.
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Release date: 7/22/2000
Reviewed on: 12/4/2000
Studio: Metro
Starring: Vic Hall, Hans Mueller, Ted Cox, Nick Leonetti, Joey Stefano, Matt Gunther, Aaron Scott, Danny Sommers, Mark Andrews, Wes Daniels, Mitch Taylor, Jeremy Fox, Drew Kelley, Tom Rucker, Luc Davison, Jamie Hendrix, Derek Jensen, Sean Peters, Polo, Tony Sinatra
Review brief: Ugh! Another Metro compilation DVD! You should know by now what to expect, so lets get this over with as quickly and painlessly as possible: Scene 1: Matt Gunther and Joey Stefano go at it in a bathroom. Not a bad scene, but the exact same scene is in another Metro compilation, Matt Gunther and Friends! Come on Metro, if you are going to repackage the same thing over and over, you could at least have picked a really good scene to do it with! Scene 2: I recognize this scene from another Vivid compilation. I think it is from a movie called The Boxer or something. Anyway, someone in a jock gets sucked off by a hairy-backed German guy. The German dude eventually gets fucked, but geez I didnt like this scene when I saw it two years ago, and I like it even less now! Scene 3: Finally a scene I havent seen before! Two blonds get busy on a bed (one of the blonds reminds me a lot of Kato Kalin!!) They suck each other, 69 a little bit, then Kato fucks his buddy to orgasm.
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Release date: 6/19/2000
Reviewed on: 12/3/2000
Studio: Studio 2000
Starring: Trent Reed, David Thompson, Chad Conners, Sunny Markham, J.T. Sloan, Chad Donovan, Rob Cryston, Bo Garrett, Mark Montana, Tony Piagi, Pagan Prince, Scott Randsome, Beau Saxon
Directed by: John Travis
Review brief: Ya gotta love cowboys. There is just something about hot rugged men out on the range, living the simple life that makes my dick stand to attention. With this is mind, I was really stoked when Mavericks showed up in my mailbox. The first scene stars Mark Montana and J.T. Sloan. Mark is supposed to be Studio 2000s big new discovery hes on the cover, and is the only guy that shows up in more than one scene. I was not impressed, though. He looks good with his clothes on, but as soon as he takes off his shirt you notice that he doesnt have any pecs! Head back to the gym, Mark! When his pants come off, we see he does have a very large cock, but what good is it if he cant get it fully hard? The two guys suck each other off, and take turns cumming before things get anal. To my surprise, this is a flip/flop scene, with Mark getting fucked first (I thought for sure Mark was a top only). When its Marks turn to fuck J.T., he has to squeeze the base of his cock the whole time in order to get it hard enough to penetrate J.T.
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Release date: 9/6/2000
Reviewed on: 12/2/2000
Studio: Studio 2000
Starring: Blake Harper, Chris Steele, Anthony Cox, Marco Antonio, Drew Peters, Rick Hammersmith, Buddy Jones
Directed by: John Travis
Review brief: Im not sure what to make of Studio 2000s Trust Me. I think it is supposed to be a love story if it is, its a rather depressing one. Chris Steele and Buddy Jones are long time lovers who have never spent any time apart. Buddy has to leave for 2 days for business, so the two engage in one last tryst in a hot tub before he goes. Chris is your basic buffed up daddy-type good looking, broad shoulders, nice cock. But Buddy, man oh man, where do I start? Last time I saw Buddy, he was my favorite studmeister from Hot Times in Little Havana. He doesnt look quite as good as he did in that flick, but he is still one hell of a hottie. Anyway, on to the sex The action is hot, but unfortunately, its oral only. The two lovers alternate blow jobs, but the highlight for me was Buddy stuffing his face between Chriss cheeks and licking his hairy ass for all its worth.
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Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 11/30/2000
Studio: Studio 2000
Starring: Marco Rossi, Chip Daniels, Dave Logan, Cody Foster, Aiden Shaw, Donnie Russo, Daryl Brock, Sean Davis, Kurt Wolfee
Directed by: John Travis
Review brief: Who hasnt had fantasies about those hunky guys down at the local auto shop? What kind of surly things are they doing after hours? What is the best way to get a discount on an oil change? These questions and more are answered in Studio 2000s Grease Guns. First up, Aiden Shaw and Donny Russo are arguing over who gets to use the garage to fix their car. Of course they settle their argument with some good ol fashion mansex. I gotta tell ya, I just love Aiden Shaw he has a great body, a dangerously long uncut cock, and that English accent of his just melts my muffins. Donny is the stereotypical tough guy, right down to the heart shaped tattoo on his ass (I think it says Booger??) Anyway, they each trade blowjobs before Aiden bends Donny over a stack of tires and gives him a thorough lube job. There are four great cum shots in this scene, which is a great way to start off a movie. In the next scene, Sean Davis (from Kristen Bjorns Jackaroos) is sent off to pick up a customers car.
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Release date: 10/23/2000
Reviewed on: 11/27/2000
Studio: Route 69
Starring: Sweet Williams, Max Grand, Eric Scott, Carlos Cruz, Danny Edwards, Marco DiSalvo, Brandon Steele
Directed by: Logan Michaels
Review brief: As a rule, I usually stay as far away as possible from anything distributed by Sunshine Films, but there was something about hunky cover boy Marco DiSalvo that made me make an exception in this case. The first scene is by far the weakest. Two young, scrawny, unattractive boys (Daniel Edwards and Brandon Steele) go at it in the mailroom. After some basic sucking action, Daniel fucks Brandon on his back and doggie style. It took a tremendous about of self control not to fast forward through this scene. It ends with a couple of really nice cum shots, though. Just when I was starting to think I wasted another 15 dollars, Marco graces the screen. He doesnt look quite as defined as he does on the cover, but he does have some serious screen presence. In this scene hes paired with Eric Scott, who is rather sexy himself (in a rugged older-man sort of way). Eric spends some quality time sucking on Marcos tamale, which, once hard, is quite a beauty.
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Release date: 10/23/2000
Reviewed on: 11/23/2000
Studio: Pacific Sun
Starring: Bo Richards, Dean Heddon, Jimmy Metz, Chris Rutherford
Review brief: Fox Studios is finally doing something that I have been pushing for for a while releasing older 80s films on DVD. The first I got my hands on is Afternooners, which is clearly marketing its pre-condom nature on the cover. Afternooners has 4 features, the first three of which are marked as being from 1982. Things start out with a little piece called The Runner. Actually it is a very long piece this scene drags on for a half an hour! Anyway, some big beefy guy is standing naked in front of his window when a runner jogs by. He is invited up, and quickly gets down on his knees to service the beefy guys wiener. The beefy guy has a beautiful one, and it is a good thing, too, since we get to watch the runner suck on it for 20 minutes. After what seems like ages, the runner cums, but then continues to suck off the beefy guy. Eventually, the runner gets fucked up the ass doggy style (bareback, of course). Unfortunately, they stay in this position for far too long before the runner shoots 4 huge geyser shots of cum.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/16/2000
Studio: Metro
Starring: Nick Leonetti, Joey Stefano, Matt Gunther, Lyle Parker, Brock Logan, Hunter Scott, Randy White
Review brief: First things first, who the heck is Matt Gunther? I certainly never heard of him before. He sure must have a lot of friends, though, because he is in 7 out of the 9 scenes in this DVD. Matt has a fairly long dick, nice body, and a really poofy hair-do. I hope you like him, because you are going to be seeing quite a bit of him. Heres a quick rundown of the 9 scenes: Scene 1: Matt and some other guy in prison. There is some nice fingering here before Matt stuffs his sausage up the other guys ass. Scene 2: Matt and some other guy on a bed. This scene is pretty good, but uses way too much looping. Also, the lighting is kinda bad. Scene 3: Matt fucking some younger guy on a really corny beach set. This scene is fun because Matts bottomboy obviously is not used to getting porked by such a big one, and winces in pain repeatedly. Scene 4: We finally get a break from Matt, and are treated to two young well-hung twink types.
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