Marked Men Review
Metro
Studio: Metro
Category: Gay
Starring: Vic Hall, Hans Mueller, Ted Cox, Nick Leonetti, Joey Stefano, Matt Gunther, Aaron Scott, Danny Sommers, Mark Andrews, Wes Daniels, Mitch Taylor, Jeremy Fox, Drew Kelley, Tom Rucker, Luc Davison, Jamie Hendrix, Derek Jensen, Sean Peters, Polo, Tony Sinatra
Released on: 7/22/2000
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Reviewed by joeblow69 on 12/4/2000
Ugh! Another Metro compilation DVD! You should
know by now what to expect, so lets get this over
with as quickly and painlessly as possible:
Scene 1: Matt Gunther and Joey Stefano go at it in a bathroom. Not a bad scene, but the exact same scene is in another Metro compilation, Matt Gunther and Friends! Come on Metro, if you are going to repackage the same thing over and over, you could at least have picked a really good scene to do it with!
Scene 2: I recognize this scene from another Vivid compilation. I think it is from a movie called “The Boxer” or something. Anyway, someone in a jock gets sucked off by a hairy-backed German guy. The German dude eventually gets fucked, but geez… I didn’t like this scene when I saw it two years ago, and I like it even less now!
Scene 3: Finally a scene I haven’t seen before! Two blonds get busy on a bed (one of the blonds reminds me a lot of Kato Kalin!!) They suck each other, 69 a little bit, then Kato fucks his buddy to orgasm. Not bad, but nothing worth shooting your load over.
Scene 4: Danny Sommers and Wes Daniels make out in scene 4. The two suck each other off, then Danny fucks Wes. Yep, you read that right, Danny Sommers tops in this flick! I think that is one of the first signs of the Apocalypse!
Scene 5: Two youngins’ on a couch. A total waste of time. AVOID!
Scene 6: Now this is more like it! Two buff guys get to know each other on a big black round bed. There’s a ton of rimming and fingering in this scene, with a bunch of really hot close- ups. There’s some decent fucking action here as well.
Scene 7 and Scene 8: Nothing to see here folks… just move on.
Scene 9: Two twinkie boys… one of which has some seriously sexy baby blue eyes. This is one of the better scenes, but that isn’t necessarily saying much.
Scene 10: Yikes! Where the hell do they find these actors? Crack Alley? Don’t trip over the cat when you dive for the remote control.
Scene 11: Another decent scene. By the hairdos I was guessing that this was going to be an 80’s pre-condom scene, but no such luck.
Scene 12: It looks like they saved the biggest dick for last! Too bad the body attached to that cock is a tad on the homely side.
In case it wasn’t completely obvious, I really didn’t like this one. I don’t know what I did to deserve getting stuck watching porn this bad. Maybe in a previous life I was a slave trader or something. I know it is tempting to buy those DVD’s that are under 10 bucks, but take my advice and run away! Run as fast as you can, and don’t look back!
click here for screenshots
Scene 1: Matt Gunther and Joey Stefano go at it in a bathroom. Not a bad scene, but the exact same scene is in another Metro compilation, Matt Gunther and Friends! Come on Metro, if you are going to repackage the same thing over and over, you could at least have picked a really good scene to do it with!
Scene 2: I recognize this scene from another Vivid compilation. I think it is from a movie called “The Boxer” or something. Anyway, someone in a jock gets sucked off by a hairy-backed German guy. The German dude eventually gets fucked, but geez… I didn’t like this scene when I saw it two years ago, and I like it even less now!
Scene 3: Finally a scene I haven’t seen before! Two blonds get busy on a bed (one of the blonds reminds me a lot of Kato Kalin!!) They suck each other, 69 a little bit, then Kato fucks his buddy to orgasm. Not bad, but nothing worth shooting your load over.
Scene 4: Danny Sommers and Wes Daniels make out in scene 4. The two suck each other off, then Danny fucks Wes. Yep, you read that right, Danny Sommers tops in this flick! I think that is one of the first signs of the Apocalypse!
Scene 5: Two youngins’ on a couch. A total waste of time. AVOID!
Scene 6: Now this is more like it! Two buff guys get to know each other on a big black round bed. There’s a ton of rimming and fingering in this scene, with a bunch of really hot close- ups. There’s some decent fucking action here as well.
Scene 7 and Scene 8: Nothing to see here folks… just move on.
Scene 9: Two twinkie boys… one of which has some seriously sexy baby blue eyes. This is one of the better scenes, but that isn’t necessarily saying much.
Scene 10: Yikes! Where the hell do they find these actors? Crack Alley? Don’t trip over the cat when you dive for the remote control.
Scene 11: Another decent scene. By the hairdos I was guessing that this was going to be an 80’s pre-condom scene, but no such luck.
Scene 12: It looks like they saved the biggest dick for last! Too bad the body attached to that cock is a tad on the homely side.
In case it wasn’t completely obvious, I really didn’t like this one. I don’t know what I did to deserve getting stuck watching porn this bad. Maybe in a previous life I was a slave trader or something. I know it is tempting to buy those DVD’s that are under 10 bucks, but take my advice and run away! Run as fast as you can, and don’t look back!
click here for screenshots
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