Hungarian College Jocks Review
Pacific Sun
Studio: Pacific Sun
Category: Gay
Directed by: Oliver Magyar
Starring: Victor Izay, Krisztian Balek, Csaba Csengi, Tibor Eszes, Oliver Hasas, Lajus Huzatos, Tamas Izmos, Sandor Kerek, Peter Kukacka, Zoltan Mely, Zsolt Pinc, Robert Razo, Geza Szivacs, Tihamer Torkos
Released on: 11/10/2000
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Reviewed by joeblow69 on 1/25/2001
Looks like someone noticed that since Bel Ami
hasn’t entered the DVD market yet, there haven’t
been many DVDs featuring young Eastern European
stud puppies. Pacific Sun is here to rectify the
situation with their new release Hungarian
College Jocks.
If you’ve seen any of the Bel Ami tapes, it sure looks like an easy formula to follow. Take a bunch of young Europeans and throw them together in plush settings to create great porn. Sounds easy, right? Not so fast…
Things start out with our narrator talking about his friend who likes to masturbate in public. The kid walks around a local park looking for a semi-private place to relieve some tension. He’s got a decent body… slightly built and very smooth. Unfortunately, he just lies there and jacks off. It’s rather dull. This probably wasn’t the best way to start out a video.
Next up, the narrator and his buddy decide to pick up a hitchhiker for a little fun. The hitchhiker gets blown all the way back to the dormitory, where things heat up in the parking lot. The narrator kneels down and sucks off both guys, then once naked, 2 guys take turns boinking the third. There was something here that just didn’t do it for me, though I’m not sure what. It could be the stars looks; they’re not gorgeous by any means. They’re not particularly built either. Just 3 average looking guys having average sex. Ho-hum.
It’s school time, and our Hungarians are off to class. As the boys enter the classroom, I think to myself “God, I hope that some of these kids are extras. I sure wouldn’t want to see some of these guys naked.” No such luck. One of the scrawnier kids asks to be excused to go to the bathroom. Of course he’s really going to meet up with his lover in the attic. The blond boyfriend has a little more meat on his bones, but not much meat down his pants. They do some really fake kissing for a while followed by the blond getting sucked for way too long. Eventually, the scrawny kid gets fucked, but there’s nothing to see here folks… move on to the next scene.
This one actually shows some promise. The beefy teacher holds one of the kids after class for throwing garbage. The teach punishes the kid by sticking his ass in the kid's face. Jeez, when I misbehaved, I had to clean the erasers! For some reason, it’s the teacher that ends up getting fucked. Too bad he’s Mr. Softy the whole time he’s getting railed.
After a little soccer practice, a very buff guy spies on two others making out in the locker room shower. Ahh… this scene has all the makings of a real scorcher. Three buff guys, big dicks, showers, and soapy muscles. The buff dude gets naked (his crotch is completely shaven!) and gets down to suck off the showering guys. They return the favor by fucking him silly. The only negative to this scene is the buff guy… I don’t think he got an erection at all, and he doesn’t even cum. Oh well, he looks hot with a big stiff one up his ass, and that’s all that really counts, right?
The next scene is best forgotten. All the leftover scrawny kids get together and have a three-way in the dorm room. If you like your porno-boys REALLY young looking, then this one might float your boat. It left me completely limp, though.
For the big finale, someone’s having a birthday party, so all the guys stop by for a big orgy. The guys initially split up, 4 out to the swimming pool, and 5 stay in the living room and get cozy. After a few blow jobs in the pool, 3 of the 4 guys head back inside to join the other festivities. By now, things have progressed quite nicely inside, with two guys kneeling over and getting fucked by each of the other guys in succession. Then the birthday boy lies on the floor and they form a big circle jerk around him.
The extras aren’t bad… 4 previews and a picture gallery. What’s not so good, though, is the picture quality. Actually, this DVD has the worst picture I have ever seen. Something must have gone dreadfully wrong when they were doing the transfer. It’s strobey, streamy, blurry, grainy, and just all around crappy. There is even a weird ghosting effect that appears when people move too quickly. You may not notice it at first, but it gets increasingly bad the further into the movie you get.
Hungarian College Jocks has all the makings of a good porno, but it just doesn’t gel. There are a few real lookers here, but most are merely average. Don’t even get me started on the scrawny boys again. The shower and final orgy scenes were pretty good, but the rest are nothing special. Add to that the horrible video quality, and you end up with a movie that just isn’t worth your time.
click here for screenshots
If you’ve seen any of the Bel Ami tapes, it sure looks like an easy formula to follow. Take a bunch of young Europeans and throw them together in plush settings to create great porn. Sounds easy, right? Not so fast…
Things start out with our narrator talking about his friend who likes to masturbate in public. The kid walks around a local park looking for a semi-private place to relieve some tension. He’s got a decent body… slightly built and very smooth. Unfortunately, he just lies there and jacks off. It’s rather dull. This probably wasn’t the best way to start out a video.
Next up, the narrator and his buddy decide to pick up a hitchhiker for a little fun. The hitchhiker gets blown all the way back to the dormitory, where things heat up in the parking lot. The narrator kneels down and sucks off both guys, then once naked, 2 guys take turns boinking the third. There was something here that just didn’t do it for me, though I’m not sure what. It could be the stars looks; they’re not gorgeous by any means. They’re not particularly built either. Just 3 average looking guys having average sex. Ho-hum.
It’s school time, and our Hungarians are off to class. As the boys enter the classroom, I think to myself “God, I hope that some of these kids are extras. I sure wouldn’t want to see some of these guys naked.” No such luck. One of the scrawnier kids asks to be excused to go to the bathroom. Of course he’s really going to meet up with his lover in the attic. The blond boyfriend has a little more meat on his bones, but not much meat down his pants. They do some really fake kissing for a while followed by the blond getting sucked for way too long. Eventually, the scrawny kid gets fucked, but there’s nothing to see here folks… move on to the next scene.
This one actually shows some promise. The beefy teacher holds one of the kids after class for throwing garbage. The teach punishes the kid by sticking his ass in the kid's face. Jeez, when I misbehaved, I had to clean the erasers! For some reason, it’s the teacher that ends up getting fucked. Too bad he’s Mr. Softy the whole time he’s getting railed.
After a little soccer practice, a very buff guy spies on two others making out in the locker room shower. Ahh… this scene has all the makings of a real scorcher. Three buff guys, big dicks, showers, and soapy muscles. The buff dude gets naked (his crotch is completely shaven!) and gets down to suck off the showering guys. They return the favor by fucking him silly. The only negative to this scene is the buff guy… I don’t think he got an erection at all, and he doesn’t even cum. Oh well, he looks hot with a big stiff one up his ass, and that’s all that really counts, right?
The next scene is best forgotten. All the leftover scrawny kids get together and have a three-way in the dorm room. If you like your porno-boys REALLY young looking, then this one might float your boat. It left me completely limp, though.
For the big finale, someone’s having a birthday party, so all the guys stop by for a big orgy. The guys initially split up, 4 out to the swimming pool, and 5 stay in the living room and get cozy. After a few blow jobs in the pool, 3 of the 4 guys head back inside to join the other festivities. By now, things have progressed quite nicely inside, with two guys kneeling over and getting fucked by each of the other guys in succession. Then the birthday boy lies on the floor and they form a big circle jerk around him.
The extras aren’t bad… 4 previews and a picture gallery. What’s not so good, though, is the picture quality. Actually, this DVD has the worst picture I have ever seen. Something must have gone dreadfully wrong when they were doing the transfer. It’s strobey, streamy, blurry, grainy, and just all around crappy. There is even a weird ghosting effect that appears when people move too quickly. You may not notice it at first, but it gets increasingly bad the further into the movie you get.
Hungarian College Jocks has all the makings of a good porno, but it just doesn’t gel. There are a few real lookers here, but most are merely average. Don’t even get me started on the scrawny boys again. The shower and final orgy scenes were pretty good, but the rest are nothing special. Add to that the horrible video quality, and you end up with a movie that just isn’t worth your time.
click here for screenshots
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