Naval Escort Review
Centaur
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Reviewed by joeblow69 on 2/13/2001
Navy boy Buck Meadows gets the news that his
boyfriend, Anton, has run away from home and is
trying to make ends meet working at a sex
resort. Hey, if I was Buck’s boyfriend, I’d be
running away too! Buck goes AWOL to try to
rescue his love from the grips of the slimy sex
resort pimp.
Twinkie Anton is the star of the show, and I hope you think he’s cute, because he’s in half of the scenes. He’s blond, pretty short, kinda scrawny, foreign, and very smooth. Anton’s first trick is a hunky older Russian, Yuri Breshnev. Yuri looks like he has a good 20 years on Anton, so there is a serious daddy/son thing going on here. They both seem to get into the sex, and Yuri really works up a sweat as he slams his cock into the twinkie’s ass.
Once they both cum, Anton heads out back, and runs into another trick, Rory Mason. Jeez, Anton sure seems to attract older men! Rory’s aching to get a piece of Anton’s ass, and wastes no time with foreplay. He fucks Anton for a little while, then they both cum. There’s something weird about Rory, though. Maybe it’s his goofy sunglasses, or his cheesy necklace, but he looks more like he would be more at home in a straight porno.
Anton is back again for scene 3, this time teaming up with fellow twinkie hooker Jeremy Brooks in an outdoor shower. Anton shows his versatility by topping in this scene, but come on, he is really starting to out stay his welcome.
Buck finally makes it to the resort, and convinces the owner to give him a job, figuring it will help him find Anton. His first assignment is to service Kevin Bailes, who is out back in a sling. The first thing you notice when you see Buck naked is that he possesses one of the biggest, thickest cocks in porn. The second thing you notice about Buck is that is all he has going for him. He’s a good 6 ½ feet tall, and has no muscles at all. Scrawny legs, flappy, boney girly arms, and a saggy butt. Kevin is a more than willing bottom, and takes all sorts of dildoes and Buck’s big one with ease, so this scene could have been hot. Unfortunately, the sight of Buck nude killed it for me.
Next up is an orgy in the back yard starring Lance Correll, Corey Black, Jeremy Brooks, Leo Sizemore and Robert Black. For some reason, Lance spends the whole scene wearing a leather mask. What’s up with that? Maybe he had a major acne attack on his forehead or something. Anyway, Jeremy concentrates on Lance, while Corey laps at Robert’s ass. Both Lance and Robert get loosened up with dildoes before getting fucked. It’s not a bad scene, and Leo lets go with a real gusher of a cumshot.
Two Navy guys (Santiago and David Anthony) show up at the resort looking for Buck, and trick the resort boss into thinking they are customers by having a hot 3way. Santiago and Lance both have huge cocks, and David is more than capable of servicing them both. He can’t wait to get both of those cocks up his ass. For a while it looked like we were going to be treated to a nice double penetration, but in the end, David just takes them one at a time. This is a really hot scene that is marred by some very crappy butts. Lance suffers from extreme cottage cheese ass, and Santiago’s is as flat as a pancake. I don’t expect everyone to have a perfect bubble butt, but these asses are just plain unacceptable.
By now, you’ve seen all the guys in this movie, and the next 3 scenes are just the same guys having sex in slightly different combinations. For the final scene, Buck sees Anton in a 3 way and realizes that he is gone for good. He turns to his Navy buddy, David for comfort. There are some great shots here of Buck’s huge cock sliding up David’s ass, but once again, Buck’s bony body ruined it for me.
If you bought this expecting a Navy flick, you will probably be disappointed. All the sex takes place at the resort, and the few Navy guys present don’t stay in their Navy uniforms for very long. The extras are pretty sparse… only a photo gallery, contact info, and listing of other Centaur products. The video is good, but there are some questionable editing special effects (which seems to be a reoccurring annoyance in Centaur features).
The main problem with Naval Escort is the stars. The box promises Ten Hardcore Scenes! Twelve Willing Guys! Think about that… ten scenes with only 12 different guys? That means you are going to be seeing the same dudes over and over again. If they were hot that would be one thing, but these guys are definite “B” and “C” stars. If you find Anton attractive, this one might be worth a rent. Otherwise, this is one sex resort they would have to pay ME to visit.
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Twinkie Anton is the star of the show, and I hope you think he’s cute, because he’s in half of the scenes. He’s blond, pretty short, kinda scrawny, foreign, and very smooth. Anton’s first trick is a hunky older Russian, Yuri Breshnev. Yuri looks like he has a good 20 years on Anton, so there is a serious daddy/son thing going on here. They both seem to get into the sex, and Yuri really works up a sweat as he slams his cock into the twinkie’s ass.
Once they both cum, Anton heads out back, and runs into another trick, Rory Mason. Jeez, Anton sure seems to attract older men! Rory’s aching to get a piece of Anton’s ass, and wastes no time with foreplay. He fucks Anton for a little while, then they both cum. There’s something weird about Rory, though. Maybe it’s his goofy sunglasses, or his cheesy necklace, but he looks more like he would be more at home in a straight porno.
Anton is back again for scene 3, this time teaming up with fellow twinkie hooker Jeremy Brooks in an outdoor shower. Anton shows his versatility by topping in this scene, but come on, he is really starting to out stay his welcome.
Buck finally makes it to the resort, and convinces the owner to give him a job, figuring it will help him find Anton. His first assignment is to service Kevin Bailes, who is out back in a sling. The first thing you notice when you see Buck naked is that he possesses one of the biggest, thickest cocks in porn. The second thing you notice about Buck is that is all he has going for him. He’s a good 6 ½ feet tall, and has no muscles at all. Scrawny legs, flappy, boney girly arms, and a saggy butt. Kevin is a more than willing bottom, and takes all sorts of dildoes and Buck’s big one with ease, so this scene could have been hot. Unfortunately, the sight of Buck nude killed it for me.
Next up is an orgy in the back yard starring Lance Correll, Corey Black, Jeremy Brooks, Leo Sizemore and Robert Black. For some reason, Lance spends the whole scene wearing a leather mask. What’s up with that? Maybe he had a major acne attack on his forehead or something. Anyway, Jeremy concentrates on Lance, while Corey laps at Robert’s ass. Both Lance and Robert get loosened up with dildoes before getting fucked. It’s not a bad scene, and Leo lets go with a real gusher of a cumshot.
Two Navy guys (Santiago and David Anthony) show up at the resort looking for Buck, and trick the resort boss into thinking they are customers by having a hot 3way. Santiago and Lance both have huge cocks, and David is more than capable of servicing them both. He can’t wait to get both of those cocks up his ass. For a while it looked like we were going to be treated to a nice double penetration, but in the end, David just takes them one at a time. This is a really hot scene that is marred by some very crappy butts. Lance suffers from extreme cottage cheese ass, and Santiago’s is as flat as a pancake. I don’t expect everyone to have a perfect bubble butt, but these asses are just plain unacceptable.
By now, you’ve seen all the guys in this movie, and the next 3 scenes are just the same guys having sex in slightly different combinations. For the final scene, Buck sees Anton in a 3 way and realizes that he is gone for good. He turns to his Navy buddy, David for comfort. There are some great shots here of Buck’s huge cock sliding up David’s ass, but once again, Buck’s bony body ruined it for me.
If you bought this expecting a Navy flick, you will probably be disappointed. All the sex takes place at the resort, and the few Navy guys present don’t stay in their Navy uniforms for very long. The extras are pretty sparse… only a photo gallery, contact info, and listing of other Centaur products. The video is good, but there are some questionable editing special effects (which seems to be a reoccurring annoyance in Centaur features).
The main problem with Naval Escort is the stars. The box promises Ten Hardcore Scenes! Twelve Willing Guys! Think about that… ten scenes with only 12 different guys? That means you are going to be seeing the same dudes over and over again. If they were hot that would be one thing, but these guys are definite “B” and “C” stars. If you find Anton attractive, this one might be worth a rent. Otherwise, this is one sex resort they would have to pay ME to visit.
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