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Release date: 10/4/2005
Reviewed on: 12/8/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Mark Davis, Mr. Marcus, Daisy, Tiger, Kurt Lockwood, Penny Flame, Eve Laurence, Adriana Delfind
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: 3/5ths GREAT Barely Legal: Corrupted 4 2005, 2 hours and 34 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Eve Laurence, Penny Flame, Daisy, Adriana Delfino, Tiger What You Should Know: Let's keep it short and sweet. Tiger and Adriana are newbies you haven't seen before and likely won't see again. They give peformances typical of girls in their not-so-unique situation. They're plenty hot to watch and Styles' expertise behind the camera makes it all pretty and pleasurable to do so but I won't be wasting the ink to tell you about their fairly average scenes. The real story is the first three scenes that start off Hustler's Barely Legal: Corrupted 4. Scene One: Penny Flame with Mark Davis I defy you to see Penny Flame and tell me she doesn't remind you of a younger Jewel De'Nyle. She has the very same sly, come-hither glances and facial expressions and a similarly playful yet uninhibited wanton sexual energy about her that I loved so much in Jewel.
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Release date: 8/17/2005
Reviewed on: 10/29/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Gigi, Mark Ashley, Kurt Lockwood, Sativa Rose, Mila Yung, Marie Luv, Nadia Styles, Scott Nails
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: This was unexpected Toe 2 Toe 2005, 2 hours and 40 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Nadia Styles, Sativa Rose, Marie Luv, Mila Yung, Gigi What You Should Know: Im in strange waters when it comes to foot movies. I dont particularly like feet, in fact, I find them the least attractive part of the body. Im a guy who cant stand open-toed shoes, people taking their shoes off in public places, wearing shoes with no socks or walking around barefoot. You could almost say Im foot-o-phobic. I dont give foot massages if I can help it. Im not going to paint your toenails and Im not going to get all turned on if you rub your feet on me. The way I see it, you WALK AROUND all day on those dogs. Why would I want to see, feel or worse yet, SMELL your dirty feet anywhere near me? So maybe Im the absolute WORST person to review this show.
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Release date: 7/14/2005
Reviewed on: 10/10/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Mark Wood, Scott Lyons, Anthony Hardwood, Kurt Lockwood, Amber Peach, Harmony Rose, Brooklyn Night, Courtney Simpson, Haley Paige
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Tainted Youth Barely Legal: Corrupted 3 2005, 2 hours and 34 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Courtney Simpson, Harmony, Amber Peach, Brooklyn Night, Haley Paige What You Should Know: Hustler and Van Styles have parted ways. I, for one, dont understand it. How can you let the one guy go who has actually brought a modicum of interest back to one of stalest regimes in the business? Sure, we all owe Larry Flynt and company a tremendous debt that can never be fully repaid but outside of that, what has the Hustler empire done for us lately? Maybe this administration finally has the old man afraid. At any rate, Styles still does what he does best here and thats taint the youth, giving fresh new girls to his buddies Mark Wood, Kurt Lockwood, etc. and leaving them changed teens when its all said and done. Something must happen to you when you put on a suit and a tie. Because I defy anyone to watch this flick and tell me you wouldnt be happy with the employee responsible for it.
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Release date: 7/29/2005
Reviewed on: 9/21/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Brian Surewood, Tommy Gunn, Mark Wood, Scott Lyons, Kurt Lockwood, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Roxy Jezel, Nautica Thorn, Finess Navaro, James Deen, Arcadia Davida, Yumy
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Asian Experiment Pays off in Spades Poon-Tang Clan 2005, 2 hours and 55 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Yumi, Arcadia, Lucy Lee, Nautica Thorn, Finesse Navarro & Roxy Jezel What You Should Know: In the three years that Van Styles has been behind the camera, and he may not even realize this, he has never shot an all-asian movie before. Interracial (I Like It Black, Take It Black), all-black (Chocolate Cream Pie, Black Swallow) asses (Ass Appeal, Azz Fest) and latinas (Mamacitas, Chicas Calientes, Young Latin Ass) have been his primary focus besides the occasional dalliance with mix-matching his loves (like cream pies when he combined that particular fetish with his love for latinas in Crema Latina and then with IR in Chocolate Vanilla Cream Pie). Before he left Video Team he shot Black Out Girls (another interracial escapade) and Only In My Teens (which you could say was his dry-run in the young girl genre before giving us the superb Barely Legal: Corrupted and Boot Camp movies).
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Release date: 5/26/2005
Reviewed on: 8/22/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Mr. Marcus, Mandingo, Sledge Hammer, Sandra Romain, Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose, Genesis Skye
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Innocent ingénues impaled interracially Take It Black 2 2005, 2 hours and 23 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Genesis Skye, Missy Monroe, Sandra Romain, Sativa Rose & Tiffany Mynx What You Should Know: With Van Styles DVDs, I always end up watching his Behind the Scenes before I watch the actual feature. There is just something about his lengthy and laid back sessions with the girls that is strangely endearing. Its more like visiting with old friends than an uneasy interview with a complete stranger and that is due to Vans terrific rapport with the girls, most of whom hes shot on many occasions. This presents a number of interesting dilemmas for myself. For one, watching that much footage of these girls being natural inspires a false sense of familiarity. I actually discussed this with one girl: Ive seen you naked more times than I can count but weve never hung out for more than twenty minutes more than twicethats weird. She then proceeded to put her clothes back on. Insert rimshot.
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Release date: 5/25/2005
Reviewed on: 8/10/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Mark Wood, Sledge Hammer, Kat, Brett Rockman, Kurt Lockwood, Missy Monroe, Sativa Rose, Nadia Styles, Lain Oi, Genesis Skye
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Teens Trained: BOOT CAMP-STYLE~!!! Barely Legal: Boot Camp 2005, 2 hours and 29 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Nadia Styles, Sativa Rose, Missy Monroe, Lain Oi, Kat, Genesis Skye What You Should Know: The first thing youre going to notice about Boot Camp is the fact that while its some ol straight-up wall-to-wall gonzo sex, it isnt your typical shoot at someones house screw-on-the-sofa or fuck-on-the-staircase porn. This one was put together at Hustlers very own studios which means we have actual sets, props and wardrobe here. I immediately second-guessed the genuineness of this effort for just that reason. I thought theres no way that Van Styles would sell out to The Man and do something like this. Ive seen Hustlers Barely Legal Ski Camp, Innocence and Summer Camp and while they were all enjoyable with great casts, it didnt seem to be a fit for gonzos reigning Prince of Potential.
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Release date: 3/30/2005
Reviewed on: 8/4/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Brian Surewood, Marco, Jon Dough, Scott Lyons, Kurt Lockwood, Jack Spade, Gia Paloma, Chanel Chavez, Tiffany Holiday, Aidan Layne, Genesis Skye, Marco Banderas
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: A Perfect Marriage of Innocence and Immorality Barely Legal: Corrupted 2 2005, 2 hours and 36 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Aiden Layne, Gia Paloma, Chanel Chavez, Genesis Skye, Tiffany Holiday What You Should Know: Once again, Van Styles takes one of Hustlers oldest and most popular lines and turns it on its ear by injecting his own brand of gonzo sensibility into the mix. The box cover may say Barely Legal but thats where the similarities between the traditional line and this new one end. As Aiden says in the first scene, I only look sweet and innocent. This statement typifies the entire cast. Dont be fooled by their youthful and virginal appearance. Aidens not shy about shoving boners into her forbidden hole, Genesis Skye slurps down slick and slimy sticks with ease while Chanel Chavezthe woman just moves me. Tiffany Holiday? Whore on wheels: Redefined.
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Release date: 6/3/2005
Reviewed on: 8/3/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Tiffany Mynx, Mark Wood, Scott Lyons, Mr. Pete, Olivia O'Lovely, Ice La Fox, Kurt Lockwood, Jayna Oso, Gia Paloma, Aidan Layne
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Appealing? Yes! Ass? Well, Lets Talk About That Ass Appeal 2 2005, 2 hours and 59 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Aiden Layne, Jayna Oso, Gia Paloma, Ice La Fox, Olivia OLovely & Tiffany Mynx What You Should Know: Whats to say that hasnt already been said? Natural ability, an affinity for asses and a short stint as Jules Jordans roommate produced the outstanding Azz Fest for Video Team back in 03 and four worthy follow-ups in the years after before Styles took his fish-eyed lens and great eye for casting to Hustler. One of his first efforts for Larry Flynt and Co. was the exceptional Ass Appeal #1 featuring a landmark scene and inspired pairing with Ayana Angel and Jada Fire. Im looking forward to a similar ass-quaking performance out of Ice La Fox and Olivia OLovely and of course, Tiffany Mynx.
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Release date: 2/15/2005
Reviewed on: 5/11/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Jada Fire, Mark Wood, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Ayana Angel, Kurt Lockwood, Gia Jordan, Sandra Romain, Katrina Kraven, Sydnee Capri
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Ass Appeal 2005, 3 hours and 6 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Ayana Angel, Jada Fire, Gia Jordan, Katrina Kraven, Sandra Romain, Sydnee Capri My Life as of May 11th, 2005 -- On the tube: "The NBA Playoffs, Shaq, Dwayne Wade and the Miami Heat are puttin it on my home team, the Washington Wizards. Makes you wonder why the Bulls and them went at it so hard, knowing full-well neither of them was getting past the Diesel and Weezy in the second round. Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: Save the Green Planet, a quirky Korean movie thats been getting a lot of critical acclaim. A slightly off-center young man and his loyal tightrope walker girlfriend kidnap the CEO of a huge corporation, convinced he is an alien, to thwart an invasion. In the CD Player/Winamp: How to Make a Girl Feel, Tierra Marie. Rocafellas newest R&B princess samples Eric B. & Rakims classic loop from My Melody for her first single.
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Release date: 3/16/2005
Reviewed on: 4/17/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Brian Surewood, Alexa, Scott Lyons, Arnold Schwartzenpecker, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Kurt Lockwood, Talon, Sativa Rose, Avy Lee Roth, Megan Martinez, Jasmine Byrne, Genevieve Jolliffe
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Chicas Calientes 2005, 2 hours and 30 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Alexa, Avy Lee Roth, Jasmine Byrne, Jenaveve Jolie, Megan Martinez & Sativa Rose My Life as of April 17th, 2005 -- On the tube: "First Blood, this is actually a great movie whose impact was diminished due to two unneeded, cheesy and forgettable sequels. The novel, as always, was fantastic and a better place to start than the movie. Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: Nothing today. Ive got too much porn to catch up on. In the CD Player/Winamp: So Seductive, Tony Yayo. G-Units first soldier is the last to release a solo effort due to his constant legal woes. Of course, 50 is featured prominently on this first single as per usual. You Gonna Luv Me, Da Back Wudz. This was MTVs Jam of the Week last week.
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Release date: 1/15/2005
Reviewed on: 3/20/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mr. Marcus, Mark Wood, Kat, Brett Rockman, Kurt Lockwood, Kinzie Kenner, Missy Monroe, Nadia Styles, Jasmine Byrne
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Barely Legal: Corrupted 2005, 3 hours and 3 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Nadia Styles, Kat, Jasmine Byrne, Kinzie Kenner, Missy Monroe My Life as of March 20, 2005 -- On the tube: "Sugar & Spice" is on TBS right now. Coincidentally, I just loaned the DVD to a co-worker. Really cute and fun movie. Having Marley Shelton (this Aprils Sin City), Mena Suvari, Marla Sokoloff and Rachel Blanchard (TVs Cluelss) doesnt hurt. But it was the two brunettes, Melissa George and Sara Marsh that kept me watching. Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: "The Incredibles", In one word: incredible. This was probably one of the best movies I saw in theaters last year. Pixar continues to improve by leaps and bounds with each release. The superhero theme and their animation was a natural marriage. If Pixar never makes another sequel to any of their pictures, they HAVE to produce an Incredibles 2. In the CD Player/Winamp: Ill Hurt You, Busta Rhymes. Accidentally leaked by DJ Funkmaster Flex, Ill Hurt You is produced by Dr.
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Release date: 12/11/2004
Reviewed on: 2/16/2005
Studio: Hustler
Starring: Mary Jane, Mr. Marcus, Mandingo, Domineko, Sharon Wild, Brian Pumper, Olivia O'Lovely, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian), Katrina Kraven, Gia Paloma, Avy Lee Roth, Lucy Lee (ambiguous)
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Take It Black 2005, 2 hours and 20 minutes Hustler Directed by Van Styles Starring Katrina Kraven, Gia Paloma, Avy Lee Roth, Olivia OLovely, Mary Jane, Lucy Lee, Sharon Wild My Life as of February 16, 2005 -- On the tube: "City of God", man have I put off watching this for too long. I had no idea this movie was so gangsta. The only problem is that since its been showing on cable Ive been under the weather so Nyquil tends to put me down before I can finish it. Ive watched it three times already and STILL have not seen the end. Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: "Batman: The Animated Series Volume Two", Sue me but this cartoon was revolutionary back when I was in high school. As nerdy as it sounds, I used to actually be a half an hour late EVERY day for my after school job because Id watch Batman: TAS first. In the CD Player/Winamp: 112, "U Already Know"; Mariah Carey, Its Like That and Jennifer Lopez feat. Fat Joe, Hold You Down.
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Release date: 9/9/2004
Reviewed on: 11/2/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mary Jane, Mark Wood, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Olivia O'Lovely, Kurt Lockwood, Lauren Phoenix, Angel Eyes, Katrina Kraven, Katja Kassin
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Azz Fest #5 2004, 3 hours Video Team Directed by Van Styles Starring Katja Kassin, Mary Jane, Angel Eyes, Katrina Kraven, Lauren Phoenix, Olivia OLovely The Knowledge: [ /image ] --> On this election day, November 2nd 2004, I have done my homework. I wouldnt want to cast an uneducated vote because that is much more dangerous than an informed one, Im sure I dont have to tell you. So Ive studied the facts, Ive closely scrutinized both candidates and Ive analyzed both of their platforms. Ive listened to their speeches, heard their philosophies and weighed how they jive with my own. Finally, Im pround to say, Ive made my choice. And Ive cast my ballot for who I believe to be the best man. What I dont understand are swing voters. Who, at this point in the race, can still be undecided? The two people running are nearly exact opposites of one another and really share no similarities to be torn on or conflicted about. So, America, I think its time to decide.
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Release date: 9/25/2004
Reviewed on: 10/9/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mary Jane, Domino, Mark Wood, Kat, Kurt Lockwood, Nadia Styles, Avy Lee Roth
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Mamacitas 5 **** 2004, 2 hours and 5 minutes Video Team Directed by Van Styles Starring Avy Lee Roth, Mary Jane, Kat, Domino, Nadia Styles, Mark Wood, Brian Surewood, Kurt Lockwood The Knowledge: When I first laid eyes on the cast list for this movie I was presented with a lot of names I didnt immediately recognize, so in all honesty, I wasnt really up for it when it came time to watch this movie. I thought for sure with so many ladies I had no previous interest in, it would sadden me to see that Van had finally turned in a ho-hum effort and Id have to reluctantly report to all you porn consumers out there that Styles had begun to slip. Im happy to say I couldnt have been more wrong. Talk about your pleasant surprises! While this was my first look at nearly all five of these ladies, every scene made me a fan of them respectively when they were over. Id gladly pick up anything else they each appear in. You, friend, may find yourself in the same position I was in when I popped this into my DVD player, initially not knowing any of these names.
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Release date: 7/15/2004
Reviewed on: 8/16/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Jessica Darlin, Mika Tan, Mark Wood, Courtney Devine, Kurt Lockwood, Pandora Dreams, Sheila Marie
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Azz Fest 4 **** 2004, 2 hours and 30 minutes Video Team Directed by Van Styles Starring Mika Tan, Jessica Darlin, Courtney Devine, Pandora Dreams, Rossana del la Vega The Knowledge: Here we are once again taking a look at the now fourth installment in the series that single-handedly renewed my interest in pornography and introduced me to a director after my own heart, Van Styles. Without a doubt, Video Teams Azz Fest and Elegant Angels Big Wet Asses are currently the best ass worship series on the market not actually named Ass Worship. Like Zupkos BWA, Styles continues to surprise us with each release, lining up virtual dream teams of ladies we want to see in a seemingly non-stop all-star procession of top talent. Every time a cast list is released, you want to fall over saying to yourself, I cant WAIT to see this. This outing is no exception.
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Release date: 3/6/2004
Reviewed on: 6/2/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Cherokee, Mr. Pete, Brett Rockman, Lyric, Kurt Lockwood, Lena Juliett, Chanel Chavez, Sativa Rose
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Mamacitas 4 **** 2004, 2 hours and 10 minutes Video Team Directed by Van Styles Starring Lena Juliette, Sativa Rose, Chanel Chavez, Lyric, Cherokee, Brett Rockman, Brian Surewood, Kurt Lockwood, Mr. Pete The Knowledge: A man after my own heart, Van Styles is. He likes asses, I like asses. I like latinas (so much I married one) and he likes latinas. Its a no-brainer, after being such a fan of his work, that I check out his take on Hispanic hussies in this latest installment of Video Teams Mamacitas line. You can tell right from the opening credits that this one is going to be a winner. When the clips of the action before the movie even starts is enough to wack off to, you know youre gonna be in trouble for the rest of the movie. This collection of around-the-way LA fillets is almost enough to make me consider moving to the Left Coast. Almost. I hate the Lakers way too much for that. Besides, I like to bundle up in the winter, break out the big leather bomber and skull cap; I need a visible change in seasons.
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Release date: 5/20/2004
Reviewed on: 5/30/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mr. Marcus, Daisy, Kurt Lockwood, Chanel Chavez, Sativa Rose, Sheila Marie
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Crema Latina **** 2004, 2 hours and 5 minutes Video Team Directed by Van Styles Starring Daisy, Sativa Rose, Chanel Chavez, Rossana De La Vega The Knowledge: Cream pies. Whats the fascination, people? I think its the taboo, its something different appeal that makes it so darned popular. In porn, were so used to seeing broads get it on their ass, chest or face weve forgotten that in real life, we almost never see a male orgasm because more often than not, it takes place inside the female. But in porn, we werent usually afforded the luxury of seeing such things unless it was faked. Who would want to risk pregnancy in non-condom porn and have a child by a complete stranger just to simulate something youd do in reality? Porn is about the fantasy, right? Well, like the times, fantasies change. Now fans want to see porn stars take that risk and at the same time come closer to their own reality by taking shots of semen straight up their birth canal and then to provide the proof, let it all run back out for us to see. What sane man wants to see this? Apparently, plenty.
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Release date: 4/20/2004
Reviewed on: 5/8/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Catalina, Mark Wood, Brian Pumper, Brett Rockman, Melanie Jagger, Kayla Marie, Adora, Dana Vespoli
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Azz Fest 3 ***½ 2004, 2 hours and 30 minutes Video Team Directed by Van Styles Starring Dana Vespoli, Catalina, Melanie Jagger, Kayla Marie, Adora The Knowledge: Its no secret Ive been enamored with Styles' Azz Fest series thus far. When I heard that Melanie Jagger, Dana Vespoli, Catalina and Kayla Marie were lined up for the latest, you couldve knocked me over with a feather. He did it again, I said to myself. But did he? Can Van even hope to match the heights he achieved with the near-flawless previous two editions? You might be surprised at what Van Styles and Azz Fests biggest supporter has to say. Read on: The Action: Dana Vespoli Recently retired and now living off of US soil is Manuel Ferraras new paramour, Dana Vespoli, who also has the honor of being the lead -off hitter in this fantastic third installment. Danas strutting her stuff poolside, into a house and upstairs to a bedroom. Watching Van Styles follow her with his camera trained steadily on her marvelous ass makes me miss her all the more.
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Release date: 2/2/2004
Reviewed on: 3/18/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Brett Rockman, Ayana Angel, Ice La Fox, Bella-Marie Wolf, Kurt Lockwood, Lauren Phoenix, Serena South
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Azz Fest #2 ***** A Van Styles Production in association with Video Team 2004, 2 hours and 25 minutes minutes Directed by Van Styles Starring Lauren Phoenix, Ayana Angel, Bella-Marie Wolfe, Serena South, Fire and Ice La Fox Synopsis: How do you top the first installment of Azz Fest which, barring a few missteps, was damn-near flawless? I dont know how, folks but rest assured, its been done. Styles has trimmed the fat and pared down his male cast to the bare essentials, using only three guys (Kurt Lockwood, Brian Surewood and Brett Rockman) while his female cast is, with all respect to the women of the first, even better than the original. While Styles went with a ton of givens in his first outing, here he breaks convention and perhaps popular opinion by including girls who we all know have asses worthy of adoration, but generally arent the very first people to come to mind when you think about butts.
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Release date: 10/31/2003
Reviewed on: 3/14/2004
Studio: Video Team
Starring: Brian Surewood, Mr. Marcus, Jay Ashley, Cherokee, Belladonna, Austin, Brett Rockman, Austin O'Riley, Fiona Cheeks, Olivia O'Lovely, Kurt Lockwood, Talon
Directed by: Van Styles
Review brief: Azz Fest **** ½ From Video Team 2003, 2 hours and 20 minutes minutes Directed by Van Styles Starring Belladonna, Cherokee, Austin ORiley, Fiona Cheeks, Olivia OLovely Synopsis: Im convinced the US government has tampered with the nations water supply. I remember when white girls didnt have asses. Tired of that fact, being called nicknames like long back and the like, the old white powers-that-be finally decided to do something about it. Today, White Girl v.2.0 is officially coming off the assembly line with butts their predecessors only dreamed of. It can only be the water. After years of neglect, asses are finally en vogue and openly appreciated by all. Sure, in the late 90s Elegant Angel had their Buttwoman and Stagliano made butts his primary focus long before his Evil Angel took in Jules Jordan in the new millennium but for the most part for a long time, only the brothers really appreciated a big round badunkadunk.
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