Hustler's Chicas Calientes Review

Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  4/17/2005

Chicas Calientes

2005, 2 hours and 30 minutes
Hustler
Directed by Van Styles
Starring Alexa, Avy Lee Roth, Jasmine Byrne, Jenaveve Jolie, Megan Martinez & Sativa Rose

My Life as of April 17th, 2005 --

On the tube: "First Blood“, this is actually a great movie whose impact was diminished due to two unneeded, cheesy and forgettable sequels. The novel, as always, was fantastic and a better place to start than the movie.

Mainstream Flick in the DVD Player: Nothing today. I‘ve got too much porn to catch up on.

In the CD Player/Winamp: “So Seductive“, Tony Yayo. G-Unit’s first soldier is the last to release a solo effort due to his constant legal woes. Of course, 50 is featured prominently on this first single as per usual. “You Gonna Luv Me“, Da Back Wudz. This was MTV‘s Jam of the Week last week. Another Atlanta group backed by a beat featuring a sped-up soul vocal sample that sounds like something the Heatmakerz would produce since Just Blaze and Kanye West have since moved on from that particular vice for the most part.



What You Should Know:
Take It Black, Barely Legal: Corrupted, Ass Appeal and now Chicas Caliente. Is Styles tacking every genre during his stay at Hustler or what? It was understandable when he was at Video Team and their limited roster of exclusive directors but Hustler has three times as many directors as Video Team ever had so they must have a great deal of faith in him to let him shoot an interracial, teen-themed, anal-intensive and now a latina-themed series. And the surprises don‘t stop there. Van recently shared with AVN.com that he has an Asian line in the works, cleverly dubbed by the 24-year old hip-hop head “The Pu-Tang Clan.” I, for one, can not wait. But for now, let‘s get to the “muchas putas“ contained in “Chicas Caliente.”

The Action:

Sativa Rose

“Lunch on your private yacht? Yes, Mr. Flynt, I‘ll be there Saturday, thanks. Alright, I gotta go. Someone‘s at the door. Larry, you‘re a card! Bye-bye!” And with that Superstar Kurt “the Ham” Lockwood hangs up his phone and opens his front door for AVN reporter, Sativa Rose (Crema Latina, Hellcats 3, Mamacitas 4). He escorts her inside where they sit on his sofa and Sativa begins conducting an interview with Kurt. Is it standard practice for AVN to send journalists this hot to talent‘s homes to do business? It just seems like a conflict of interest. Sativa is definitely hot here, too her perfect tits straining against her flimsy low-cut top. There‘s no bra or panties in sight under her mini-skirt, so it doesn‘t take long for Lockwood to get her undressed when he talks tiny Sativa right out of her clothes. The two exchange oral favors in a standing 69 before Kurt teases Sativa‘s pussy, rubbing his cock against her clit and pussy lips before finally plunging it in and slowly pumping away. He‘s driving her absolutely bonkers, too, if the expression on her face is any indication. She‘s sucking air through clenched teeth and her eyes have taken on that dreamy faraway look that lets you know that Sativa is…well, far away. She‘s not here, she’s somewhere else. Pleasureville - population: Sativa Rose. Lockwood lifts Sativa for a standing cowgirl screw before settling back down on the sofa to attempt to drive his dick through Sativa‘s insides conventional cowgirl. The pounding he gives her is almost too much for Rose to bear at some points; she has to hop off of his cock and give herself a few seconds before jumping back on reverse cowgirl. As someone who‘s followed nearly every single Sativa Rose performance since she first started in this business, I think it is safe for me to say that Sativa is, without a doubt, getting noticeably better and better with each scene she does. Her confidence and lack of inhibition shine here as she saunters to another room, where she gets on all fours on a bed and offers herself up to Kurt doggie style. Lockwood lifts one of her legs and bangs away before putting her face-down/ass-up and furiously drilling her up-and-over doggie. After a round of piledriver, our couple goes back to mish on the floor next to the bed, Sativa with a look in her eyes that says “I love you/I hate you“ all at the same time. You know the look I‘m talking about. The one chicks give you that seems to say “I‘d FIGHT you right now if you weren‘t FUCKING me so good. I‘m actually ANGRY right now no one‘s ever hit it like this before!” Kurt pulls out from here and fires a volley of semen that hits Sativa right in her face and forehead before it tapers off and begins to land on her chest and stomach. Sativa kisses at the camera with those big luscious lips before we move on.



Jenaveve Jolie

This is a girl whose stock has risen since opting to do other people on-camera besides her husband and other girls. I thought she was bucking for a contract after seeing her with Joel Lawrence in Maximum Thrust 4 but she shook all that off and gave a fine performance with Jean Val Jean in 3rd Degree‘s Chicks & Salsa. This month alone I’ve seen her in Wet Dreams Cum True 4, Double Decker Sandwich 6 and Lil Latinas 3 and let me tell you, I’m going to have to track down all the things I’ve missed in between. This girl is sssmokin’. She does an excellent tease here, fondling her large breasts and letting the cat-o-nine tails she’s wielding cascade over her nipples. Joker-faced Talon is blindfolded and handcuffed sitting in a chair waiting to be dominated by Jolie. Already, the setup looks like ground previously covered during the first scene between Nikki Benz and Jules Jordan in Evil Angel‘s Take No Prisoners but we’ll see where it goes considering TNP wasn‘t even released when this scene was shot. Jenaveve walks around Talon slowly, taunting him and cracking her cat-o-nine tails at him before taking off his blindfold, uncuffing him and sitting on his lap. He helps himself to her tits, sucking on her nipples and then bends Jenaveve over to get mouthfuls of her ass. Jolie, in turn, wraps her sexy mouth around Talon’s thick dick before he pushes her over the arm of a sofa and fucks her doggie style. Like Sativa Rose before her, Jenaveve shines in reverse cowgirl, watching her sizeable fakies (as opposed to Rose’s perfect all-naturals) bounce and Talon’s meat slide back and forth through her wet gash. He stands with Jolie like this, reverse cowgirl and then they move to mish where Jenaveve cups her tits and tells Talon, “I want you to fuck me some more!” And fuck her more he does until his huge hose springs a leak and he erupts all over her face and chest.



Avy Lee Roth

We open on Avy (Mamacitas 5, Take It Black) admiring herself in a full-length bathroom mirror, wearing a zip-up form-fitting hot pink one-piece mini-skirt with long sleeves. Physically, the woman is a living, breathing goddess. She unzips it slowly, first baring her breasts and then zipping down further to show off her pussy. Avy says she‘s a “machine“ and is more than ready for her hungry Spanish pussy to handle the three cocks Van has lined up for her. She sashays into the kitchen and starts blowing Arnold, Brett Rockman and Brian Surewood as they encircle her with their stiff pricks. While she blows Rockman, Surewood starts the party by fucking her standing doggie, grabbing a hold of her arms for leverage. They move to a nearby bed where Rockman has his way with her tight pussy while Brian and Arnold keep her mouth muy occupado. “Stupid gringos!” Avy shouts at them as they take turns fucking her pussy and every other available hole (Surewood tries to fuck her armpit and her ear). The guys all take turns fucking her cowgirl next; she fucks one while continuing to gag on the other two. Avy stays in the cowgirl position and slides off of Arnold‘s dick seamlessly transitioning back onto Surewood for doggie. Everyone gets a go here before they go back to abusing Roth one at a time mish. Avy looks best in reverse cowgirl, pounded to high heaven by Surewood while she keeps her balance by gripping Arnold and Brett‘s dicks like ski poles. Unfortunately, this bit of action is way too short (RCG is harder and takes more leg strength than you think). Avy, as much as I love her, is going to have to take her performances to the next level if she wants to maintain her fan base. She does double-vag like it‘s going out of style (which she doesn’t even bother to do here) but your looks and accent will only get you so far before your fans get bored with you. What incentive do they have to buy your next movie if it‘s the same old thing every time? This was her first time doing three guys, sure, but what difference does that really make when she only fucks them individually? It‘s just more of the same times three; the same old shit but with three guys standing around waiting to do it instead of one. BFD. So by the time they move to doggie and finish up on her face, I‘m more annoyed with Avy than anything else. I‘m not saying a woman has to do the impossible to please me, but at least attempt to show some advancement and growth as a performer. A close-up of Avy’s cum-covered face closes a painfully ordinary Roth scene, despite the presence of three men.



Megan Martinez

Mark Ashley is planning a trip to Mexico and he wants Megan to tutor him in some useful phrases in Spanish. The more they talk, the dirtier the slang Megan teaches. Martinez instruct Ashley on how to say “You have a very nice pussy“ and then shows him her own. As she strokes his cock through his jeans he asks how to say the million dollar question: “How do you say, ‘Can I have a blowjob?’ in Spanish?” As Megan kneels to fulfill his request, Mark shows he‘s been paying attention by saying “Gracias“ when she begins. An attentive and appreciative student, to say the very least. Megan pulls her tits out so that they spill out and over her top and runs her pierced tongue up and down the underside of Mark‘s prick. She actually gives some great looking head and keeps up the Spanish dirty-talk when Mark wriggles his dick inside her mish and bouncing her ass off of his dick in cowgirl. I remember when I first saw stills of Megan at her agent’s website, I thought she was “too ethnic” and wasn’t looking forward to seeing her in any movies. Consider my mind changed. After seeing her in person, I found her to be sweet and very cute and this scene, while not a barn-burner by any stretch of the imagination, is an admirable effort by someone who I believe isn’t really into guys. You’d never ascertain that fact by watching her banged slowly in her “tight little pussy” reverse cowgirl by Ashley here. Great set of tits on this youngster, too, I notice before she bends over to take Mark‘s girth inside her doggie. It‘s here that Megan turns and sticks out her tongue to catch Mark‘s geyser of good over her face and chest. She twirls her tongue around the head with a smile and kisses it gently to end the scene. All you straight girls out there should be ashamed of yourselves. You all let Megan Martinez put you on notice! This was way better than I expected.



Jasmine Byrne

Jasmine (Barely Legal: Corrupted) knocks on Van‘s door, “Did someone call for a nurse?” Styles confesses that he did because he has three sick “patients“ (for some reason, in scrubs and medicals masks) waiting in wheelchairs in the other room. Scott Lyons, Arnold and Brett Rockman let Jasmine closely inspect their meat thermometers individually before surrounding her blow-bang style so she can keep her mouth and hands busy simultaneously. When she kneels her fire-engine red fetish nurse‘s outfit rides up over her ass, exposing her black spaghetti-string thong. Undressed, Jasmine puts her ass in the air doggie for Lyons first while Rockman and Arnold keep her other end occupied. “You like that pussy?” she asks him before letting all the other guys have a crack at her crack. When I talk about girls who have improved immensely and gained an exponential amount of experience this year, I would have to place Byrne at the top of that list. It occurs to me as she lies back and lets each of the guys pound her ass mish and doggie and gives them all ATM head with the nonchalance you or I would give to breathing, that Jasmine only debuted late last year. She went from shy newbie to wanton anal queen in less than six months. If there were an award for Most Improved Starlet given out, Jasmine would have it locked up right now. “I like your big cock in my ass,” Jasmine says in between licking dicks as she rides Lyons reverse cowgirl anal, her red whore heels bouncing and clicking against the floor. Arnold fingers her pussy and spits on it before filling it up with his cock, DPing Byrne with Lyons. One quick twist and she‘s DP‘d again, doggie this time by Lyons and Rockman. Arnold puts his dick in her mouth to lock her in airtight. The guys switch places various times here and at one point, Jasmine is blowing Lyons so good he exclaims, “I AM HEALED!” Jasmine takes her show to one of the wheelchairs next and each of the guys tackle her one-on-one, pounding her out doggie until they cum on her face. Rockman shuts her eyes right away with his glue gun while Lyons and Arnold follow him with monster loads of their own.



Extras:
25-minute Behind the Scenes, slide show, 26-minute bonus scene with Alexa and Kurt Lockwood, trailers (Ghetto Booty 14, Professianals 6, Cumswappers, Busty Beauties 13, The Harder They Cum and Barely Legal: Innocence, with the option to “play all“), an option to replay the DVD’s intro (which are ALWAYS very well done and nice; they play automatically before the main menu appears so generally to see it again, you have to restart the DVD entirely. Not anymore.) phone sex ads and ads for Hustler.com and Hustler Hollywood.

What I Liked:
It shocked the hell out of me but Megan Martinez was to die for here. After seeing so many movies lately where a woman thinks she has to do everything over-the-top and with maximum intensity to get your attention, it was refreshing to see an innocent darling like Megan just take her time and be herself. The scene seemed to progress very naturally and nothing is hotter or more appealing than seeing a woman who‘s not acting and just being. Also, if my screencaptures look a little different it is because this was shot in widescreen, a touch I enjoyed.

What I Disliked:
The cast is crazy, filled with my favorites from top to bottom but with this crew you get the “been there, done that“ vibe. It might be time for Styles‘ to hit East LA and scout for hot new prospects.

Overall:
I guess you could say that this is Van‘s Hustler-ized version of Mamacitas but with a much harder edge since he had to shoot soft for that line when he was at Video Team. This line shows much promise but it leaves me wondering if Styles left any ground to cover for the second installment. Somehow I doubt we‘ll see Megan again and while it is still unconfirmed as of yet, Sativa may be calling it quits. I‘m sure there are plenty of other latinas, fresh off the bus, waiting in the wings to take these girls’ places. I just hope Styles finds them and shoots them like the ones he has on display here. Six scenes of caliente action with porn‘s current best chicas and flavors of the month. I‘d hurry up and pick it up before it‘s gone.

Crucifixio Jones