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Sexy Carwash Girls

Release date: 5/25/2000
Reviewed on: 9/18/2000

Studio: Pleasure

Starring: Vince Vouyer, Anna Malle, Hank Armstrong, Jessie James, Goldie Summers, Michelle Phillips, Phoenixx Blacque, Billie Star
Directed by: Jim Gunn

Review brief: Running Time: 1:23 Director: Jim Gunn Cast: Anna Malle, Jessie James, Goldie Summers, Michelle Phillips, Phoenixx Blacque, Vince Voyeur, Hank Armstrong, & Billy Star Extras: Trailers & Bio of Anna Malle Audio Quality: Average to poor. There are several spots during the sex scenes where you can see that the girls are saying something, but you can't hear anything but the music. Video Quality: Very average. Music: What there is seems pretty average. There are quite a few parts without any music. It seems to be pretty random. Initial Expectations: I expected this to be a pretty average porno. I didn't expect it to have much of a plot, more of a theme. Initial Reaction: If this is how they were wanting Jim Gunn to make movies, I see why he went on his own. Review: 'Sexy Carwash Girls' is one of those movies that I didn't expect much, but had some hopes for. Unfortunately, it didn't even meet my expectations.
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Nina Hartley's Advanced Guide to Oral Sex

Release date: 5/27/2000
Reviewed on: 9/18/2000

Studio: Ultimate

Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Steve Drake, Nina Hartley, Malitia, Militia, Mandy Frost, Mandi Frost, Mike Majors
Directed by: Nina Hartley

Review brief: Running Time: 87 min. Director: Nina Hartley Cast: Nina Hartley, Militia, Mandi Frost, Toni Tedeschi, Steve Drake, and Mike Majors Extras: Biography of Nina Hartley Video Quality: Average. Audio Quality: Not too good. There are several times when Nina talks to one of her 'class' and you cannot here the other person clearly. There are even times when you cannot clearly hear Nina when she's lecturing. Review: What I wouldn't give to have had just one college professor that looked like Nina Hartley! Not only does she look better than all of my college professors, she lectures better than many of them also. Nina's Advanced Guide to Oral Sex is broke down into three sections: anatomy, practice, and fantasy scene. The anatomy is pretty basic, but provides a good understanding of the technical terms she uses. She also keeps it very short (around five to ten minutes). The best thing about the entire anatomy lesson was the vaginal puppet she had. It was all I could do to stay in my chair .
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Boxcover for Fire And Ice (Adam & Eve)
Fire And Ice (Adam & Eve)

Release date: 7/14/2000
Reviewed on: 9/12/2000

Studio: Ultimate

Starring: Brick Majors, Brandon Iron, Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Charlie, Tera Patrick, Keri Windsor, Vivian Valentine, Alexa Rae, jessica drake, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Nicholas Steele

Review brief: Running Time: 86 min. Director: Nicholas Steele Cast: Keri Windsor, Tara Patrick, Alexa Rae, Vivian Valentine, Jessica Drake, Sydnee Steele, Charlie, Evan Stone, Brick Majors, Mark Davis, and Brandon Iron Extras: Bios, Photo Gallery, Future Release, 'Hot Shot' link to the climax on each scene, and a 13 minute Behind the Scenes with Sydnee, Evan, and Keri. I really enjoyed the Behind the Scenes. It gave a nice feel to the cast as real people rather than people that you just enjoy watching having sex. Audio Quality: Dolby Surround. I suppose it stands to reason that if a company goes as far as to have Dolby Surround sound, they're going to pay attention to it so that it's good. As always, there are a couple small problems, but nothing that interfered with my enjoyment of the film. One scene showed some obvious dubbing. Video Quality: Above average. Most of the film is very clear, however there are a couple spots that are a little grainy but that's it. Music: Composed by Saint.
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Boxcover for Nineteen College Girls Video Magazine 25 (Digital Sin)
Nineteen College Girls Video Magazine 25 (Digital Sin)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/8/2000

Studio: Digital Sin

Starring: Roy L. Shaft, Kurious, Selena Del Ray, Jeremy Irons, Julie West, Tanya French, Herschel Savage
Directed by: Don Marque

Review brief: Running Time: 88 min. Director: Don Marque Cast: Kurious, Vivian Valentine, Selena Del Ray, Julie West, Herschel Savage, Roy L. Shaft, and Jeremy Irons Extras: Trailers and Photo Gallery Audio Quality: Average. Some parts are pretty good, others show signs of echoing. Video Quality: Excellent. One of the clearest pictures I've seen in adult films. Music: Pretty average. There are a few spots where it doesn't seem to really fit, but overall it isn't too bad. It also balances fairly well in most of the movie. Initial Expectations: Nineteen College Girls #28 was a lot better than what I would have expected it to be, so I was expecting another really fun porno with really good looking young girls and not much plot. Initial Reaction: Slight disappointment. Review: Perhaps my expectations were raised too high for 'Nineteen College Girls Vol. 25' after watching 'Nineteen College Girls Vol. 28' a few weeks ago. Like the rest of the series, 'Nineteen College Girls Vol.
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Sexy Nurses 2 (Metro)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/7/2000

Studio: Metro

Starring: Tom Byron, Kylie Ireland, Randy West, Kristina West, Celeste, Marc Wallice, Woody Long, Trinity Lane
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln

Review brief: Running Time: 73 min. Director: Fred J. Lincoln Cast: Celeste, Kylie Ireland, Steffi, Kristina West, Trinity Lane, Marc Wallice, Woody Long, Randy West, Tom Byron, & Nick East Extras: Bios of almost everybody in the movie, photo gallery, and trailers Audio Quality: Poor. You can barely hear much of the dialogue and many of the scenes have a lot of background noise. Video Quality: Very good. There are few signs of pixelation. Music: Most of it is pretty average. Initial Expectations: A brainless movie with good sex. Initial Reaction: If there was any less plot, it'd be a compilation movie. At least the sex was really good. Review: With both Celeste and Kylie Ireland in 'Sexy Nurses 2', I knew I had to watch it. Like most of Celeste's movies that I've seen, there isn't much plot, but the sex makes up for it. 'Sexy Nurses 2' revolves around Woody Long and his attempt to get money from rich guys who are close to dying.
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Wildflower

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/6/2000

Studio: Ultimate

Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Nick East, Steve Hatcher, Stacy Valentine, Julie Meadows, Chris Cannon, T.J. Hart, Devin Wolf, Peris Bleau, Tylene, Mickey Taylor, Bo Dean
Directed by: Bud Lee

Review brief: Running Time: 97 min. Director: Bud Lee Cast: Asia Carrera, Devon Wolf, Jill Kelly, Stacy Valentine, Paris Bleu, Nick East, T. J. Heart, Julie Meadows, Mickey Taylor, Bo Dean, Tylene, Chris Cannon, and Steve Hatcher Extras: Bios, Previews, and Slide Show Audio Quality: Dolby Surround, so it's pretty good. There's a moment or two when you hear some background noise, but overall it's very good. Video Quality: Average. The picture is pretty good for most of it, but there's a couple spots where the picture gets really grainy. Music: Light classical for a lot of it. The music blends extremely well with most of the movie so that it isn't even really noticeable. The places when I thought to pay attention to the music it fit perfectly. Initial Expectations: I've heard that this is a great couples film. I think that Asia is one of the best adult actresses out there right now, but Adam & Eve hasn't had many high quality DVDs out there.
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Heart & Soul

Release date: 6/29/2000
Reviewed on: 9/5/2000

Studio: Wicked

Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Ruby, Steve Hatcher, Missy, Alex Sanders, Johnni Black, Vince Vouyer, Brad Armstrong, Jacklyn Lick, Stephanie Swift, Nici Sterling
Directed by: Mickey G.

Review brief: Running Time: 1:19 Director: Missy Cast: Missy, Ruby, Jacklyn Lick, Nici Sterling, Stephanie Swift, Johnny Black, Alexandra Silk, Jill Kelly, Mickey G, Brad Armstrong, Peter North, Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, Alex Sanders, John Decker, and Steve Hatcher Extras: Bios, photo gallery, and commentary by Missy and Mickey G. The audio bios are some of the best I've seen and cover the entire cast. Audio Quality: During the sex scenes, the audio is great. During the lead ins, however, Missy's voice is so soft and quiet that I could barely understand anything she said. Video Quality: With the exception of the first scene, the picture is very clear with little sign of any pixelation. The first scene has several sequences that look like they were recorded on a poor digital camcorder. The pixelation is awful! The quality reminded me of still pictures taken with a bad digital camera. Music: Very good. It matched the many moods of the various scenes. Initial Expectations: Item #1 - Wicked has some of the highest quality DVDs out there.
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Boxcover for Miss Jackie's Full Service Salon
Miss Jackie's Full Service Salon

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/4/2000

Studio: Ultimate

Starring: Jill Kelly, Brick Majors, Mark Davis, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Mia Smiles, Eva, Jack Hammer, Ginger Paige, Tracy Love, Keri Windsor, Eric Masterson, Maya Divine
Directed by: Nick Orleans

Review brief: Running Time: 1:24 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Jill Kelly, Keri Windsor, Ginger Paige, Mia Smiles, Tracey Love, Maya Divine, Eva, Mark Davis, Brick Majors, Evan Stone, Jack Hammer, and Eric Masterson Extras: A few bios, slideshow, and 12 previews Audio Quality: Dolby surround. The audio is very well done. There aren't really any noticeable problems with the audio. Video Quality: Also very good. There are very few signs of pixelation. Music: Mostly well done, except for part of the scene with Eva and Keri Windsor. The music starts good, but when things start to get hot, it switches to a hard jazz that immediately made me wonder "What the hell is this?" Initial Expectations: I had fairly high hopes for Miss Jackie. I enjoy the borderline mainstream / fetish movies (such as Vivid's 'Extreme Sex' series) as they can nicely break some of the monotony of many mainstream adult films.
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Boxcover for White Angel
White Angel

Release date: 6/2/2000
Reviewed on: 8/29/2000

Studio: Metro

Starring: Brick Majors, Ruby, Julian, Leanni Lei, Stacy Valentine, Charlie, Kimberly Jade, Candy Apples, Laura Palmer, J.J. Michaels, Flower, John West, Paris Blue, Reyna Via, Kalani, Herschel Savage
Directed by: James Avalon

Review brief: Running Time: 1:20 Director: James Avalon Cast: Stacy Valentine, Chloe, Ruby, Candy Apples, Laura Palmer, Leanni Lei, Kimberly Jade, Charlie, Flower, Paris Blue, Kalani, Reyna Via, Lucia, Mark Davis, Michael J. Cox, Hershel Savage, Julian, Brick Majors, John West, Anthony Crane, J. J. Michaels, and Chucky Video Quality: Average. Nothing great, but nothing that stands out as being bad either. Please note that I watched this on my ten year old Sanyo 20" TV, so I can't be too objective about the video quality. Audio Quality: Average. Once again, nothing special, but everything syncs well with the video. Extras: Photo Gallery, Bios of the stars, 'multiple angles', trailers, and web link. There are an amazing number of trailers included and there are cast bios on almost every person in the movie. The 'multiple angles' is the typical Vivid style where they take you to another point in the scene rather than a different angle. In a few cases, you did switch to a different point of view, but not often.
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Boxcover for Face Dance Part 1 (Evil Angel)
Face Dance Part 1 (Evil Angel)

Release date: 10/25/1999
Reviewed on: 8/26/2000

Studio: Evil Angel

Starring: Rebecca Bardoux, Tiffany Mynx, Tony Tedeschi, Tina Tyler, Steve Drake, Tiffany Million, Joey Silvera, Rocco Siffredi, John Stagliano, Kiss, Francesca Le, Angel Ash, Chrissy Ann, Sheila Stone, Sierra, Brittany O'Connell
Directed by: John Stagliano

Review brief: Running Time: 2:20 Director: John Stagliano Cast: Tiffany Million, Tina Tyler, Kiss, Rebecca Bardoux, Brittany O'Connell, Cody O'Conner, Francesca Le, Angel Ash, Tiffany Mynx, Chrissy Ann, Sheila Stone, Sierra, Joey Silvera, Toni Tedeschi, Steve Drake, Nick East, Kris Newz, Woody Long, Tom Byron, Rick Smears, Brockton O'Toole, and Roscoe Bowltree Video Quality: The picture quality is average and slightly grainy, but the film was made in the early nineties and the grain fits the movie. I should say that I watched this on my old 20" TV (since my big screen broke) which may have had some effect on the picture quality. Audio Quality: Excellent. Music: There is a wide variety of music in Face Dance Part 1 and it all fits the scene it's in. It's rare that I notice music in a positive way, and I noticed it several times here. Initial Expectations: I have never been impressed with Rocco in the past since it seemed like he treated the women like dirt. I have avoided his movies because of this feeling.
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Boxcover for IR4: Inrearendance Day
IR4: Inrearendance Day

Release date: 5/19/2000
Reviewed on: 8/24/2000

Studio: Heatwave

Starring: Alexandra Silk, Jeanna Fine, Nina Cherry, Dick Nasty, Nici Sterling, Guy DiSilva, Paul Cox, Sweetie Pie
Directed by: Mark

Review brief: Running Time: 1:18 Cast: Nici Sterling, Jeanna Fine, Nina Cherry, Alexandra Silk, Sweetie Pie, Dick Nasty, Guy DeSilva, and Paul Cox Extras: Photo Gallery, a lot of previews and sneak peeks, and Web Site Video Quality: Very average. Nothing special, but nothing too disappointing here. Audio Quality: Slightly below average. There are several times when you can hear a lot of background noise. Initial Expectations: I really like Nici Sterling, and Independence Day has a lot of stuff that could be made fun of in a porno, so I had fairly high expectations. Initial Response: Slightly disappointed. The Plot: Aliens come to Earth claiming to want only one thing: Nici Sterling's ass. After she 'takes one for the team', they attack us anyway. We soon find out that they are only interested in two things: blowing everything up and lots of anal sex. A handful of humans try to stop them and rescue heir human prisoners at Area 69. The Sex: The sex is pretty average. Nici Sterling's scene is by far the worst scene in the movie.
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Boxcover for Student Nurses (Caballero)
Student Nurses (Caballero)

Release date: 5/3/2000
Reviewed on: 8/23/2000

Studio: Caballero

Starring: Tom Byron, Tom Chapman, Debi Diamond, Joey Silvera, Jon Dough, Deidre Holland, Melanie Moore, Jenna Wells, Shanna Rose
Directed by: Henri Pachard

Review brief: Running Time: 1:15 Director: The case lists Henri Pachard, but the movie lists Jackson St. Louis. Cast: Diedre Holland, Debi Diamond, Melanie Moore, Shaunna, Jenna Wells, Jon Dough, Joey Silvera, and Tom Byron Extras: Photo Gallery, Scene Selection, 800 numbers, and web site. Nothing special except the scene selections, which is the only way to jump ahead in the movie. Yes, another Caballero release with no chapters or time code. Audio Quality: Poor. I had a hard time understanding what little dialogue there was. Some of this was due to the poor balance between the music and talking. You also could hear a lot of background sounds. Video Quality: Average.
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Boxcover for Chasing Stacy
Chasing Stacy

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/16/2000

Studio: VCA

Starring: John Decker, Nick East, Peter North, Stacy Valentine, Holly Hummer
Directed by: Wit Maverick

Review brief: Running Time: Over 3 hours, according to the case Director: Wit Maverick Starring: Stacy Valentine Extras: Full motion photo gallery, extra scenes with Stacy from other films, jump to a scene with Stacy, and internet access Expectations: I have never watched an adult interactive DVD, so when given the chance to review one, I jumped at it. Being my first adult interactive DVD, I wasn't sure quite what to expect. I have heard nothing but excellent reviews on 'Chasing Stacy', so I wanted to expect something great. The idea of an interactive adult DVD, just doesn't appeal to me that much, so I guess I expected to have 'a pretty good DVD, for an interactive DVD, but they just aren't for me.'. To put it short, I expected pretty good but I hated it. Review: Man, was I wrong. Chasing Stacy is amazing! Since the case said 'Over 3 hours', I planned on splitting this DVD over a couple nights, however as soon as I started I couldn't stop. Chasing Stacy is split into three sections that you can enter as you please.
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Boxcover for Nineteen College Girls Video Magazine 28
Nineteen College Girls Video Magazine 28

Release date: 5/18/2000
Reviewed on: 8/14/2000

Studio: Digital Sin

Starring: Julie Meadows, Roy L. Shaft, Julianna Sterling, Simon Templer, Mariah Wind, Jezaree, Jayne, Robbie James
Directed by: Don Marque

Review brief: Running Time: 86 min. Written and Directed by Don Marque Cast: Mariah Wind, Simon Templer, Jezaree, Robbie James, Julie Meadows, Roy L. Shaft, Jayne, and Juliana Sterling Extras: Photo Gallery and Trailers. The only thing slightly different is that the photo gallery has a few photos that weren't from the movie. Audio / Video Quality: Very good. Luckily, this seems to be the average for adult films lately. This is no exception. The audio and video also synch very well. The Plots: The Adventures of Young Jim Powers 2: Jim Powers relates his second porno shoot (he would have done his first, but that involved his old sister, so that was out). The male talent was mouthing off, so Jim fired him and then had to take his place when none of the middle aged, overweight guys on the crew would take the place of the male talent. The Computer: Robbie needs a computer for work, but his father won't buy him one. On his way to try to find a job he finds a computer laying in the garbage.
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Boxcover for Taboo 18 (Metro)
Taboo 18 (Metro)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/11/2000

Studio: Metro

Starring: Michael J. Cox, Julian, Mila, Missy, Mark Davis, Chloe, Tony Tedeschi, Johnni Black, Katie Gold, Dakota [VIII] (90s female)
Directed by: Michael Zen

Review brief: Running Time: 80 min Cast: Missy, Chloe, Dakota, Katie Gold, Mila, Johnni Black, Tony Tedeschi, Marc Davis, and Julian Director: Michael Zen Extras: Behind the Scenes Featurette (approx. 10 min), biographies, previews, web link, multiple angles, and photo gallery Audio / Video Quality: Very good. There are some very different scenes in Taboo 18 that seem like they would be very difficult to film and the transfer does justice to the camera work. The audio syncs quite well to the video and also does justice to a job that does not appear to easy to do. The Plot: Tony Tedeschi plays a mortician who's wife (Chloe) has died in a car accident. A friend of hers (Missy) comes to pay her respects and takes her shoes with her. Tony follows her home and is drawn into a web of taboo fetishes that occur around Missy's house, gradually learning that the wife he thought was so innocent was at the center of it all. Review: I wasn't exactly sure what to expect when I started watching Taboo 18.
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Boxcover for Centerspread Girls (Caballero)
Centerspread Girls (Caballero)

Release date: 5/29/2000
Reviewed on: 8/10/2000

Studio: Caballero

Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Georgina Spelvin, Eric Edwards, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Tara Aire, Jon Martin, Victoria Slick, Arcadia Lake, R. Bolla, Frank Hollowell, Brooke West, Jacqueline Brooks, Lily Rodgers
Directed by: Robert McCallum

Review brief: Running Time: Approx. 95 min (There are no scene indexes or time codes on the DVD) Cast: Annette Haven, Veronica Hart, Jesie St. James, Georgina Spelvin, Desire Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Tara Aire, Jacqueline Brooks, Frank Hollowell, Richard Bolla, Michael Morrison, Eric Edwards, and Mike Horner (who isn't even listed in the credits) Director: Robert McCulum Extras: Photo gallery and Jump to a Scene (I guess this is actually an extra feature when you don't have chapter markings on a DVD) Audio / Video Quality: The audio and video quality is better than what I would have expected for an adult film this old. The video is average and the audio echoes in spots, but is much better than other adult films of this age, such as the Original Debbie Does Dallas. The Review: Centerspread Girls kind of reminds me of my youth. It revolves around MOM trying to stop porn (or at least not let me have it). In this case, MOM is Morality Over Madness, a moral majority group which has been trying to shut down Panther magazine for years.
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Boxcover for Satyr
Satyr

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 8/5/2000

Studio: Wicked

Starring: Asia Carrera, Tom Byron, Peter North, Missy, Stacy Valentine, Mark Davis, Chloe, Brad Armstrong, Mickey, Jenna Jameson
Directed by: Michael Zen

Review brief: Running Time: 1:24 Director: Michael Zen Cast: Jenna Jameson, Asia Carrera, Missy, Stacy Valentine, Chloe, Mickey G, Brad Armstrong, Peter North, Mark Davis, and Tom Byron Extras: Audio Biographies, Previews, Slide Show, Web Links, and Commentary from Director Michael Zen, Writer Raven Touchstone, and Makeup Artist Lee Garland Audio / Video Quality: Excellent. This is one of the best quality adult films I have ever seen. The only problem with the entire DVD is in the commentary. I thought that the commentary was a little too quiet, especially Raven Touchstone. I had a hard time hearing most of the comments she made. The Plot: Jenna Jameson plays Fawn Deering, a college student researching animal mythology and human sexuality. This leads her to Dr. Jade (Asia Carrera) for an interview. While there, she meets Adam (Brad Armstrong) and is drawn to him. Sophie the maid (Missy) warns her to leave Jade Manor and never look back, but Fawn cannot resist Adam's invitation to return that weekend to observe a bacchanal.
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Boxcover for Vortex
Vortex

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/31/2000

Studio: VCA

Starring: Ian Daniels, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Tony Tedeschi, Juli Ashton, Vicca, Johnni Black, Shayla LaVeaux, Melanie Stone, Nici Sterling, Jonathan Morgan, Rayveness, Syren
Directed by: Jim Enright

Review brief: Running Time: 94 min Director: Jim Enright Cast: Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Shayla LaVeaux, Nici Sterling, Johnni Black, Syren, Melanie Stone, Rayveness, Jonathon Morgan, Kyle Stone, Tony Tedeschi, Dave Hardman, & Ian Daniels Extras: Preview, photo gallery, and a short interview with Juli Ashton Audio / Video Quality: Typical of VCA, it's excellent. Review: Vortex is one of the few adult films which raises your expectations throughout the first five minutes, and then meets them throughout the rest of the film. From the box cover I was expecting a 'Quantum Leap' spoof, although Vortex is more of a parallel of it. Similar to Quantum Leap, Juli Ashton plays a scientist experimenting with psychic time travel. Apparently our bodies can't be transported through time, but our minds can be (although the bodies seem to disappear). Mike Horner is a rival scientist on the project who believes that everything is ready to go and that Juli is dragging the project out too long.
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Naked Desert

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/25/2000

Studio: Vivid

Starring: Steven St. Croix, Kylie Ireland, Anna Malle, Marc Wallice, Hank Armstrong, Sandi Beach
Directed by: Layne Parker

Review brief: Running Time: 1:11 Director: Layne Parker Cast: Anna Malle, Kylie Ireland, Sandi Beach, Marc Wallice, Steven St. Croix, and Hank Armstrong Extras: Biographies, interactive sex, previews, and Vivid's "multiple angles" Audio / Video Quality: The audio really sucks the big one. A few spots are missing music, so all you hear is the wind. Then, when they decide to have music, it often overpowers the rest of the audio. The video quality would be okay, but I think lot of the camera work was done by somebody who probably isn't even old enough to watch the movie. The Plot (or at least as close as I could come to one): Sandi and Steven camping in the desert and meet a friend or two while there. A mysterious woman appears to all of them at some point. The Review: I really wish that Kylie wasn't in this movie, because if it wasn't for her, I wouldn't have watched it. The Layne Parker films I have seen are normally a lot better than this.
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Talk Dirty To Me 10 (David)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/20/2000

Studio: DaViD

Starring: Peter North, Lovette, Missy, Nico Treasures, Kylie Ireland, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Nici Sterling, Tracy Love
Directed by: Jerry Ross

Review brief: Running Time: 1:22 Writer & Director: Jerry Ross Cast: Kylie Ireland & Steve Drake (also the producer) with Missy, Nici Sterling, Lovette, Nico Treasures, Tracy Love, Vince Vouyer, and Peter North Extras: Audio Commentary by Steve Drake Audio / Visual Quality: Pretty dang good. The movie was made in 1994, and is not grainy. The sound matches the video very well. The sex scene camera work is also quite good. There aren't an over abundance of beaver - cam shots, and the sex scenes are normally quite well filmed. The other camera work is average at best, but I'll get into that later. The Plot: Not much. Review: "I hate you Jack, but I can hate you in the bedroom" Missy tells Steve Drake late in the movie. That's kind of how the entire movie goes. Steve Drake plays Jack, a guy who is only concerned with sex. Apparently that's what made him have to leave town. We start with Jack returning to town on a freight train and calling Missy for a ride. I started disliking the movie about half way through the car ride home.
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Voices In My Bed

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/18/2000

Studio: Vivid Wave

Starring: Tom Byron, Rebecca Bardoux, Steven St. Croix, Nikki Sinn, Alex Sanders, Brooke Ashley, Ashlyn Gere, Chaz Vincent, Valeria, Deidre Holland, Brittany O'Connell, Melanie Moore, Dizzy Blonde, John O'Connell, J.P. Anthony
Directed by: Layne Parker

Review brief: Running Time: 1:11 Cast: Ashlyn Gere, Rebecca Bardot, Valeria, Nikki Sinn, Brittany O'Connell, Melanie Moore, Diedre Holland, Timber, Brooke Ashley, Wynona, Chaz Vincent, Dizzy Blonde, Alex Sanders, Tom Byron, Steven St.Croix, J.P Anthony, John O'Connell, and Stevie Stharr Director: Layne Parker Extras: Biographies, previews, and interactive sex Audio / Video Quality: Excellent. The picture is very clear and the audio matches it throughout the movie. There was only one spot where I didn't think the audio quite matched the video. The Rest: I had some fairly high hopes when I first watched 'Voices In My Bed'. Ashlyn Gere has always been one of my favorite adult film stars, and I'm hoping she makes a comeback soon. My hopes rose a little when I saw that she wrote the script for Voices. Within the first 5 seconds after the opening credits, my hopes started to pay off. The camera work was excellent from the start, switching between color and black and white shots with some chains hanging down rattling.
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Night Nurses (Vivid Wave)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/8/2000

Studio: Vivid Wave

Starring: Asia Carrera, T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Brittany Andrews, Steven St. Croix, Debi Diamond, Nina Hartley, Jon Dough
Directed by: Toni English

Review brief: Running Time: 1:15 Cast: Asia Carrera, Nina Hartley, Brittany Andrews, Nici Sterling, Sindee Coxx, Steven St. Croix, Tom Byron, Bobby Vitali, and Jon Dough Director: Toni English Extras: The same extras that are one almost all of the Vivid Wave titles. A few short biographies, interactive sex, and a few previews. Audio / Video Quality: The video quality is better than average. The picture is quite clear, and there weren't any spots where I thought it was grainy. The audio is a little below average. In a few parts the sound echoes slightly, however the main problem is the audio level. Normally on my TV I have the volume in the low 20s. For Night Nurses, I had to turn it up to almost 40 to try and hear anything. At least the audio track matched the video well. The Rest: "We all want our patients to leave here happy, happy, happy." Nina Hartley says at one point. That shouldn't be a problem with the treatments patients get at this hospital.
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Debbie Does Dallas (NuTech)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/5/2000

Studio: NuTech

Starring: Eric Edwards, Merle Michaels, Christie Ford, Bambi Woods, David Morris, Arcadia Lake, Rikki O'Neal, Georgette Sanders, R. Bolla, Herschel Savage, Jake Teague, Robin Byrd, David Pierce, Kasey Rodgers, Ben Pierce, Tony Mansfield, Jenny Cole, Paul Hughs, Peter Lerman, Debbie Lewis, Steve Marshall
Directed by: Jim Clark

Review brief: Running Time: 1:23 Extras: None. This was a big disappointment. With how much of a classic the original Debbie is, it really deserved a commentary at the very least. Audio / Video: This was the main fault with the DVD of Debbie Does Dallas. The video is pretty consistent with most video form the 70s. Considering how old the movie is, they probably did a pretty good job restoring it. The audio, however, is horrible. Most of the movie sounds like it was recorded in the shower. Actually, some of it was, but I had hoped that the restoration would have done a little better job with the rest of it. The rest: This is one of those adult films that although not perfect, everybody should have a copy of. I remember sneaking my parent's copy of Debbie away to watch when I was a teenager. It was a right of passage at that time for almost every teenage boy, and I hate to deny my children that right someday! There's a reason Debbie has stayed around so long and is still thought of so highly, despite the audio and video quality.
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Born Bad

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/1/2000

Studio: Vivid Wave

Starring: Bobby Vitale, Nyrobi Knight, Mark Davis, Jenteal, Crystal Breeze, Stephanie Swift, Mitchell Gant
Directed by: Toni English

Review brief: Cast: Stephanie Swift, Nyrobi Knight, Jenteal, Crystal Breeze, Bobby Vitale, Mark Davis, Mitchell Gant Director: Toni English Length: 1:10 Extras: Typical Wave extras, some previews, bios, and the interactive game with 4 choices and 3 scenes Audio / Video Quality: The video is pretty typical. Slightly grainy, but not bad. Very typical video quality. The audio, however doesn't seem to quite match up with the video. Born Bad seems to have the typical audio quality of the stereotypical porno (not adult film). The rest: This is one of those pornos that falls into the stereotype everybody has of adult films. The plot is almost nonexistent (Jenteal is a girl who will do anything to get what she wants), and you know that anytime two people are shown in the same scene, as soon as they look at each other, they're going to have to fuck. Jenteal does a pretty good job acting in Born Bad. If she ever gets out of adult films and dancing, she should be able to get a job on almost any soap opera after this movie. It mimics the daytime soaps so much that I started laughing several times.
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Timeless (VCA)

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/28/2000

Studio: VCA

Starring: John Decker, Ian Daniels, Tom Byron, Steve Hatcher, Nico Treasures, Kylie Ireland, Mark Davis, Sharon Kane, Winona Winter, Shayla LaVeaux, Kimberly Jade, Sharon Mitchell, Nakita Kash, Julie Rage, Ron Jeremy, Alex Dane, Raylin, Veronica Hart, Nellie Pierce, Root Logins, Kevin Korey
Directed by: Jim Holliday

Review brief: Running Time: 1:51 Cast: Alex Dane, Kylie Ireland, Nico Treasures, Julie Rage, Shayla LaVeaux, Wynona Winter, Kimberly Jade, Nikita Kash, Raylin, Mark Davis, Tom Byron ,John Decker, Steve Hatcher, Ian Daniels, and Nelli Pierce Director: Jim Holliday Plot: With An Ass Like Hers..Time Stands Still. Sultry Kylie Ireland plays a primadonna porn star who won't do an anal scene. Borrowing liberally from Charles Dickens, Jim Holliday introduces three ghosts to convince Kylie that butt-banging is the super chick thing to do on the big blue screen. In the process, we're privy to a whole mess of anal action as only Le Holliday can deliver. The ghosts influence Kylie to the extent that a happy ending is enjoyed by all. If you catch the drift. The rest:I had really high hopes for this film. Kylie is one of my favorite actresses, and rarely does anal, and Jim Holliday normally does a very enjoyable adult film.
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