andyblake has reviewed 67 adult movies from top porn companies Wicked, Caballero, Digital Playground, VCA, and more movie producers . andyblake's reviews cover scenes directed by Brad Armstrong, Robert McCallum, Henry Paris, Nic Andrews, featuring some of porn's top stars like Annette Haven, Stephanie Swift, Veronica Hart, and Georgina Spelvin.
andyblake's Movie Reviews (67)
Release date: 8/5/2010
Reviewed on: 8/16/2011
Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Starring: August, Tori Black, Monique Alexander, Eva Angelina, Courtney Cummz, Sunny Lane, Charley Chase, Amber Rayne, Lexi Belle, Sasha Grey, Alexis Texas
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: A DVD compiled from scenes of the series "House of Ass"
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Release date: 5/10/2010
Reviewed on: 3/19/2011
Studio: VCX
Starring: Sharon Kane, Sharon Mitchell, Joanna Storm, Tiffany Clark, Kelly Nichols, R. Bolla, Alan Adrian, Fred Lincoln, Ashley Moore [II] (male)
Directed by: Henri Pachard
Review brief: A classic from 1983 featuring longtime industry veterans Sharon Kane and Sharon Mitchell.
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Release date: 9/30/2008
Reviewed on: 11/17/2010
Studio: Brazzers
Starring: Cheyne Collins, Ramon Nomar, Lezley Zen, Devon Michaels, Daisy Marie, Melissa Lauren, Jenaveve Jolie, Charles Dera, Keiran Lee, Nikki Sexx
Review brief: Five scenes of large-breasted women in workplace scenarios.
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Release date: 10/2/2008
Reviewed on: 11/11/2010
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Erik Everhard, Tori Black, Sammie Rhodes, Alec Knight, Rebeca Linares, Tony De Sergio, Lorena Sanchez, Kayden Kross, Jana Jordan
Directed by: Andre Madness
Review brief: Vignette piece with two scenes featuruing Kayden Kross
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Release date: 9/29/2008
Reviewed on: 10/25/2010
Studio: Ultimate TGirl Productions
Starring: Laisa Lins, Isabelle Ferraz, Sabrina Kamoei, Taysa Tally, Izabella labos
Directed by: Jonathan Sable
Review brief: Five scenes with guys and Tranny girls/T-Girls/she males. Plus two bonus scenes
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Release date: 10/13/2008
Reviewed on: 3/7/2010
Studio: Teravision
Starring: Tera Patrick, Tiffany Taylor, Jayna Oso, Nikki Benz, Bobbi Eden, Paola Rey, Lexi Marie, Angie Savage, Sasha Grey, Regan Reese, Katarina Kat, Ava Lauren
Review brief: Compilation of Vivid scenes, two of which feature Tera Patrick
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Release date: 7/15/2008
Reviewed on: 1/14/2010
Studio: Reality Kings
Starring: Maribel, Kaci, DeeDee, Rhylee, Rhyse, Ashden, Genice
Review brief: This title focuses on older ladies, milfs. It is a very solid five scene title.
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Release date: 12/4/2007
Reviewed on: 9/28/2009
Studio: Pleasure
Starring: Gia Paloma, Victoria Sin, Orion Cross, Brad Slater, Alexa Lynn, Tripp Castro, Barbie Cummings, Luke Cross
Directed by: Michael Franks
Review brief: Four scenes of girls with strapons ass fucking guys
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/1/2009
Studio: Vivid Raw
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Pat Myne, McKayla, Envy, Violet Love, Kaylynn, Keri, Jade Marcela, Mirage
Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: Early gonzo line from Robby D. before he went to Digital Playground
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Release date: 8/29/2008
Reviewed on: 7/25/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Bella, Kid Jamaica, Alex Ferraz, Monica Santhiago, Talita Brandao
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Wow! Buttman goes hi-def!!
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Release date: 11/21/2007
Reviewed on: 6/11/2009
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Misty Rain, Serenity, Temptress, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tony Tedeschi, Chris Cannon, Brad Armstrong, P.J. Sparxx, Stephanie Swift, Nina Hartley, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey G., Jay Ashley, Eric Masterson, jessica drake, Nikki Arizona, Voodoo, Exotica, Nicole Sheridan, Holly Hollywood, Pavel Sahaj, Carmen Luvana, Lezley Zen, Barrett Blade, Lexi Lamoure, Kris Slater, Jayna Oso, Jenaveve Jolie, Jasmine Byrne, Lucy Loren, Jamie Huxley, Stormy Daniels, Haley Paige, Leanna Foxxx, Carmen Hart, Sydnee Steele
Review brief: Another wicked compilation, this time of scenes taking place in bathrooms
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Release date: 10/23/2006
Reviewed on: 5/11/2009
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Randy Spears, Brad Armstrong, Tommy Gunn, jessica drake, Exotica, Joey Ray, Kris Knight, Barrett Blade, Lauren Phoenix, Shy Love, Jenaveve Jolie, Jasmine Byrne, Kelly Wells, Derrick Pierce, Brandi Wylde
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: This Wicked feature film, starring Jessica Drake, is an excellent plot driven adult film.
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Release date: 12/1/2008
Reviewed on: 3/30/2009
Studio: Evil Angel
Starring: Alina, Aline, Jazz Duro, Megane, Wiska, Omar Galanti, Camilla Ken, Mike Angelo, Kathia Nobili, Gabana, Gabanna, Lea Lexis, Macroc
Directed by: Rocco Siffredi
Review brief: This long-running series is suffering now that Rocco is seldom performing in front of the camera.
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Release date: 7/4/2007
Reviewed on: 3/18/2009
Studio: VCA
Starring: John Decker, Michael J. Cox, Brick Majors, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Sindee Coxx, Steve Hatcher, Julian, Kyle Stone, Lea Martini, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Christi Lake, Tony Tedeschi, Mia Smiles, John Strong, Juli Ashton, Vicca, Tyce Bune, Alexandra Nice, T.J. Hart, Stephanie Swift, Nina Hartley, Angelica Sin, Ramon, Monica, Nikita, Jack Garfield, Rayveness, Lisa Belle, Joel Lawrence, Dale Dabone, Voodoo, Lee Stone, Nicole Sheridan, Herschel Savage, Edward Electric, Robert Martins, Earl Ninn, Colt Steel
Directed by: Bud Lee, Michael Ninn, Dino Ninn, Veronica Hart
Review brief: Compilation of 4 VCA features on one disk, with the plot taken out of the features to convert them to wall-to-wall.
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Release date: 5/27/2008
Reviewed on: 3/9/2009
Studio: Rodnievision
Starring: Kitty, Miranda, Vicki Richter, Joanna Jet, Danielle Foxxx, Holly Sweet, Carla Bruna, Alana Ferreira, Walkiria Drumond, Dartilly Ritiely
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: Formulaic She-male oral sex feature.
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Release date: 10/22/2008
Reviewed on: 3/6/2009
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Chris Cannon, Tommy Gunn, Niko, Shyla Stylez, Barrett Blade, Jennifer Dark, Kaylani Lei, Victoria Sin, Marcus London, Deep Threat, Barry Scott, Derrick Pierce, Devon Lee, Mikayla Mendez
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Wicked couples-oriented feature film showcasing Kaylani Lei gets a blu-ray treatment
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Release date: 9/30/2008
Reviewed on: 2/12/2009
Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Starring: Tom Byron, Nina Hartley, Trinity Post, Jamie Elle, Charley Chase, Britney Stevens, Kylee Reese, Rachel Roxxx, Rosario Stone, Nika Noir
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: Tom Byron's long-running rimming series continues, with 8 scenes and special guest appearance by Nina Hartley.
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Release date: 12/17/2008
Reviewed on: 2/4/2009
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Bella, Kid Jamaica, Roge, Fabiane Thompson, Monica Mattos, Suzana Scott, Pit Garcia, Melissa Pitanga, Anne Castro, Cariao Bazuca, Cinthia Santos
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Review brief: Jonathan Morgan shoots a wall-to-wall film for Wicked in Brazil. There are six scenes and the film clocks in at 90 minutes. There is not enough tease, and the sex gets repetative, even though the film lasts only an hour and a half.
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Release date: 10/1/2008
Reviewed on: 12/24/2008
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Randy Spears, Voodoo, Jay Huntington, Angie Savage, Devon Savage, Marcus London, Tony De Sergio, Gianna Lynn, Stormy Daniels, Roxy Deville, Diana Doll, Chavon Taylor, Cassidy Clay, Naomi Cruise, Jessica Shaw
Directed by: Michael Raven
Review brief: This couples-orient bondage-lite outing accomplishes what it sets out to do with great panache
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Release date: 7/22/2008
Reviewed on: 12/20/2008
Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Starring: Jada Fire, Angel Eyes, Heather Gables, Holly Wellin, Flower Tucci, Naudia Nyce, Adrianna Nicole, Darryl Hanah, Roxy Deville, Dana DeArmond, Carolyn Reese, Jandi Lin
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: Tom Byron is doing his own studwork again, and this long-running series is better than ever.
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Release date: 11/6/2007
Reviewed on: 12/12/2008
Studio: VCA
Starring: Gabrielle, Kat Kleevage, Kelly Leigh, Delarosa, Sofia Soleil
Directed by: Rob Spallone
Review brief: Older woman, younger man sex is featured in this offering from Rob Spallone and Hustler/VCA
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Release date: 7/18/2008
Reviewed on: 12/5/2008
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Brian Surewood, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chris Cannon, Brad Armstrong, Julian St. Jox, Kaylynn, Tommy Gunn, jessica drake, Jada Fire, Exotica, Lee Stone, Herschel Savage, Barrett Blade, Devon Michaels, Sandra Romain, Tyler Knight, Marcos Leon, Kirsten Price, Marcus London, Luscious Lopez, Cassie Courtland, Carmen Hart, Devon Lee, Nyomi Banxxx, Dragon Lily, Myles Camack, Shannen Kelly
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Manhunters is an excellent Brad Armstrong feature film, given only an average blu-ray treatment. The movie is very strong, with good plot and acting. Unfortunately, the blu-ray treatment leaves much to be desired. The video quality does not reflect what blu-ray is capable of. But perhaps worst of all, the extras in the regular DVD relase are not included in the blu-ray release.
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Release date: 4/13/2007
Reviewed on: 5/20/2008
Studio: Harmony
Starring: James, Ian Tate, Elizabeth Lawrence, Michelle B., Lolly Badcock, Pete LeMeat, Danny Mountain, Renee Richards, Suzie Best, Sahara Knite, Natalie Heck, Ben Kelly, Taylor J. Morgan, Strapon Jane, Jay Snake
Directed by: Tanya Hyde
Review brief: Very strong entry in the Tanya Hyde oervre.
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Release date: 5/21/2003
Reviewed on: 5/2/2008
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Starring: Paul Thomas, Tracey Adams, Vanessa Del Rio, Veronica Hart, Christie Ford, R. Bolla, Christine Ford, Jessica Teal, Ron Hudd, Lisa B., Felix Krull, Nicole Scent, Mark Lewis, Louise Hasler, Susan Nadir, Bobbie Burton, Foster Waine, Larry Strange
Directed by: Bill Eagle
Review brief: Golden Age film featuring Veronica Hart
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Release date: 3/24/2007
Reviewed on: 5/2/2008
Studio: Pulpo
Starring: Van Damage, Tony De Sergio, Alektra Blue, Lorena Sanchez, Justice Young, Mikayla Mendez
Directed by: Andres Tabogo
Review brief: Extraordinarily good plot in this movie!
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Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 4/29/2008
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Randy Spears, Bridgette Kerkove, Devinn Lane, Barrett Blade, Kaylani Lei, Stormy Daniels, Sydnee Steele
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Great Wicked feature film! Wicked features are some of the best in the business, and this one, directed by Brad Armstrong, is no exception.
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Release date: 1/25/2008
Reviewed on: 3/4/2008
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Jerry, Carmen Luvana, Jean Val Jean, Courtney Cummz, Ava Rose, Bree Olson, Evan Valentine
Directed by: Daniel Dakota
Review brief: This disk is not actually Hi-def
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Release date: 9/16/2006
Reviewed on: 11/27/2006
Studio: Adam & Eve
Starring: Kylie Ireland, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Shayla LaVeaux, Nina Hartley, Tommy Gunn, Van Damage, Monica Sweetheart, Carmen Luvana, Tyler Knight, Claire Adams, Justine Joli, Todd Driller, Adrianna Nicole, Johnny Castle, Dragon Lily, Anglene Black
Directed by: Ernest Greene
Review brief: An x-rated version of "Story of O" is a great idea, but this attempt is a big disappointment. It doesn't help that none of these people could act cold in the snow, but the real problem is that the story has been drained of all its kinkiness. "Story of O" is the most famous Sadomasochism book ever written, but this version manages to dispense with all that nasty, politically incorrect S&M. Other than some fakey-fake "whipping" and the fact that all the girls are wearing leather collars and cuffs, the sex is about as plain vanilla as it comes. Where is the dominance and submission? Your typical episode of Rocco's "Animal Trainer" is about 5 times as kinky as this movie. The star, Carmen Luvana, doesn't have a submissive bone in her body. Indeed, the only slightly kinky scene is a lesbian scene in which Carmen is the dominant partner, not the submissive.
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Release date: 2/6/2006
Reviewed on: 10/18/2006
Studio: Harmony
Starring: Elle, Kevin Long, Roxanne, Ian Tate, Alicia Rhodes, Jane Darling, Claudia Rossi, Kiera, Tony De Sergio, Natalie Heck, James Marco, Strapon Jane
Directed by: Tanya Hyde
Review brief: Tanya Hyde was always a favorite of mine when she was working through Private. A big improvement with this relase through Stagliano's "Evil Empire" is that the scenes are much longer than was ever allowed by Private. My favorite scenes are the first and fourth scenes. I love the way the first scene begins with Jane Darling in a spinning white ball chair--awesomely imaginative. Unfortunately there is a marked lack of chapter stops. Although these scenes average 40 minutes in length, there is only one chapter stop at the beginning of each scene. What's up with that? Usually Evil Empire DVDs have plenty of chapter stops. Another weird thing about this film is the cultic symbology that keeps cropping up, such as the use of a stained glass window, brightly back-lit, featuring a red, five-pointed star inside a circle.
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Release date: 4/11/2008
Reviewed on: 10/14/2006
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Evan Stone [I] (straight), Devon, Tera Patrick, Eric Masterson, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: This is a two-disk set, with one of the disks being HD. I played the HD disk on my computer and was completely blown away by remarkable video quality. It is super-sharp and brilliant, and takes full advantage of the incredibly beautiful backgrounds in Tahiti and Bora Bora. Of course, this is strictly couples fare with routine, non-edgy sex. The star is the Hi-Definition presentation and the incredibly gorgeous scenery. The Tera Patrick scene with Barrett Blade is not shot in HD, nor on an island, and it does not really belong in this movie. It seems as though they used some old footage so they could put Tera's name on the box-cover. That brought the overall rating down for me.
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Release date: 9/30/2003
Reviewed on: 5/11/2006
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Starring: Eric Edwards, Annette Haven, Constance Money, Gloria Leonard, Jenny Baxter, Alan Marlow, Michael Gaunt, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, C.J. Laing, Erica Havens, Wade Nichols, David Savage, Susan McBain, Crystal Sync, Marc Valentine, Nancy Dare, Spalding Gray, Conchita Costello, Loren Michaels, Jenny Lind, Rocky Millstone, Lance Knight, Lesllie Bovee
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: Don't be fooled by the fact that this was directed by Radley Metzger, who directed such acknowledged classics as The Opening of Misty Beethoven. This film just doesn't come close to the level of Misty Beethoven, or Metzger's other efforts. The DVD was transfered from an extremely distressed print of the movie. This thing is simply terrible to look at, and there is little eroticism, despite the presence of the superstars of the era, including Leslie Bovee, Gloria Leonard, Constance Money, and Annette Haven. For example, Constance Money's scene consists only of a short handjob. About the only thing that saves this film from being a complete waste is the nasty, kinky S&M scene with C.J. Lang.
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Release date: 12/11/2002
Reviewed on: 10/10/2005
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Mike Horner, Devon, Cheyne Collins, Alexa Rae, Robby D., Jezebelle Bond, Lezley Zen, Aria, Avy Scott, Barrett Blade, Lancaster Merrin, Omar Montana
Directed by: Nic Andrews
Review brief: I was blown away by "Loaded" and very impressed by "Devon Stripped," so I as really looking forward to this feature. I guess since I had already seen the outstanding production values in those films, I was expecting them in this one, and wasn't really that impressed. (Admittedly, if you've never seen one of Nic Andrews' Digital Playground films, you'll be very impressed with the high production values.) This is a ploty-heavy feature, and although Devon and Barret Blade do a nice acting job, the plot and the acting were not quite up to the standards of "Loaded," so I was disappointed. I was particularly turned off by the ending, which made no sense whatsoever. Also, the sex is extremely weak--short scenes that are standard and have no edge to them. For some reason, this didn't bother me with respect to "Loaded," but it began to annoy me this time around.
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Release date: 5/14/2004
Reviewed on: 6/18/2005
Studio: VCA
Starring: Asia Carrera, Julie Meadows, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Chloe, Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon, Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Tyce Bune, Sunset Thomas, Dick Nasty, Venus, Dave Cummings, Ava Vincent, Kelly Fire, Lezley Zen, Barrett Blade, Trevor Zen, Michelle Lay, Hamilton Steele, Misty Mason
Directed by: Veronica Hart
Review brief: You have to admire Veronica Hart's courage in attempting a musical remake of "The Opening of Misty Beethoven" the greatest adult film of all time. This movie features Randy Spears in the Gillis role, Chloe in the Jacqueline Beaudant role, and Sunset Thomas as Misty Beethoven, the part played by Constance Money in the original. The movie is okay, but suffers greatly by comparison with the original. Obviously, there are no exterior shots in Rome, Paris, and New York, as there are in the original, but that is to be expeced. The real problem is that the movie is not as funny nor as erotic as the original. The plot doesn't really work, and completely falls apart at the end. Oh, sure, the sex is better lighted, and is filmed much more clearly and explicitly than in the original, but good lighting does not equal eroticism. And as to the music, the less said the better.
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Release date: 3/2/2004
Reviewed on: 5/5/2005
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Asia Carrera, Mike Horner, Tyce Bune, Eric Masterson, Cheyne Collins, Lea de Mae, Lee Stone, Brittney Skye, Barrett Blade, Jesse Jane, Chris Weber
Directed by: Nic Andrews
Review brief: This is one of the most intelligently written and acted xxx rated movies I have ever seen, and I've seen a lot of them. It's a buddy cop movie, which is a stereotype in mainstream movies, and has been done many times in adult, as well, but never this well. Barrett Blade and Eric Masterson approached director Nic Andrews saying they wanted to do a buddy cop flick, and Andrews wrote the script with them in mind, reproducing the way they normally talk to each other. Barrett and Eric then did an outstanding job bringing the thing to life. There's also an astonishing amount of shooting, explosions and pyrotechnics. Andrews also did an amazing job with the title sequence and some transitional helicopter shot sequences. This is one slick, very professional looking production. It must have had a generous budget, and the whole budget is on the screen. This is definitely a couples film, not a raincoater, because there is no anal sex, and the five sex scenes are all pretty much plain vanilla.
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Release date: 4/9/2004
Reviewed on: 3/28/2005
Studio: Elegant Angel
Starring: Mickey G., Jay Ashley, Ava Vincent, Patrick Collins, Flick Shagwell, Aria, Ashley Long, Avy Scott, Denis Marti, Renee Pornero, Rachel Rotten, Ramona Luv, Rob Rotten, Kurt Lockwood, Gia Jordan, Jack Spade, Katrina Kraven, Axel Braun
Directed by: Axel Braun
Review brief: This is probably the most ambitious feature film that Elegant Angel has ever attempted. Axel Braun and Patrick Collins really went all out with this film, and it is a marked departure from Elegant Angel's normal product. To begin with, the budget was alot more than they usually spend, and most of it is on the screen in the form of locations, cars, and excellent audio and video. There's even a song that Axel Braun wrote specifically for the feature, and Belladonna does a pretty decent job singing it. The plot is a love triangle between an older mobster, played by Patrick Collins, the mobster's son, played by Kurt Lockwood, and the mobster's much younger trophy wife, played by Ashley Long who is apparently from Australia. The father wants the son to go to law school, not to follow in his footsteps by becoming a mobster. The son is too much of a chip off the old block to go that way. Instead, he opens up a club in Europe, but gets crossways with one of his partners. The bad partner, played by an English actor, murders a girl and frames Lockwood for the murder.
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Release date: 12/16/2003
Reviewed on: 3/23/2005
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Jay Ashley, Alexa Rae, jessica drake, Herschel Savage, Sunrise Adams, Barrett Blade, Dolorian
Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: Robby D. cut his teeth doing a series of gonzo videos called "The Watcher" for Vivid Raw (Vivid's gonzo label) in the late 1990s. Although the series was obviously copying John Leslie's "Voyeur" series, and was also derivative of John Stagliano, Ben Dover, Seymore Butts, and Tom Byron, I remember being very favorably impressed with Robby D.'s product. He wasn't original, but he was very good at the gonzo stuff he was doing, and clearly had tremendous talent. Robby D. subsequently went to film school, and further honed his craft, and now Digital Playground is allowing him to put out very high quality films. I have recently seen a couple of his very original sex comedies, "Sex in the Valley" and "The Hitman," both starring Barrett Blade. In this movie, Barrett plays a hitman who works for Herschel Savage. He has twin .45 calibre automatic pistols that he has named "Mary Kate" and "Ashley," but when it comes to women, he can't seem to pull the trigger. He gets seduced into having sex with his intended victims, and then . . .
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Release date: 2/27/2003
Reviewed on: 3/20/2005
Studio: Sin City
Starring: Steven St. Croix, Steve Hatcher, Alex Sanders, Randy Spears, Pat Myne, April, John West, Karina, Chloe Dior, Kelli Tyler, Michelle Michaels, Kaylani Lei
Directed by: Michael Raven
Review brief: This Michael Raven-helmed film is a porn version of "Point Break" which starred Patrick Swayze as the leader of a gang of outlaw surfers, and Keanu Reeves, as the FBI agent assigned to bring him to justice. Although the premise is promising, the execution is execrable. Nobody in this thing can surf, and nobody can act, either. The only decent surf footage is on the menu. They didn't even go out to places in Orange County or Malibu, where people actually surf, and get some shots of people actually surfing. Instead, they shot the surf scenes in the bay, where the two foot waves break on the sand. Incredibly lame!! This is why people hate porn with plot. A good surfing porno is still waiting to be made, because this wasn't it. The sex scenes are just so-so, with the exception of one three-way with April, Randy Spears, and Pat Myne, which is pretty hot. There ain't nobody in the porn version as sexy as Lori Petty was in the mainstream original. The technical aspects are terrific, with excellent cinematography.
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Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 3/7/2005
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Starring: Georgina Spelvin, Eric Edwards, Vanessa Del Rio, Annette Haven, David Christopher, Cami Graham, John Smith (ambiguous), Beth Anna, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, Wade Nichols, Carter Stevens, Sandy Foxx, Gloria Todd, Susaye London, Ursula Austin, Dick Galan, Nancy Keller, Patty Boyd, George Spencer, Rayman Sharque, Brigette Lynne, Bill Nunnery, W.P. Dremak, Erick Lueders, Alexis Del Lago, Holly Woodlawn, Luke Ropewalker, Peter Scolari, Greg Hart, Ken Burns, D. Francesco, Sheila Devlin, Rick Frank, Beth Ratzer, Mel Juffe, Marcia Major, Drinda Lalumia, Bruce Long, Richard Wall, Lesllie Bovee
Directed by: Armand Weston
Review brief: This 1978 feature directed by "Armand Weston" is a good example of "golden age" adult filmmaking. The plot is a take off on the Oscar Wilde story, "The Picture of Dorian Grey." The protagonist's name has been changed from Dorian Grey to "Darrin Blue," (played amazingly by Wade Nichols). And instead of a painting, his youthful image is captured on a porn film that his liberated 1920's flapper girlfriend (Georgina Spelvin) secretly had made of them making love outdoors. When she shows it to him later, he wishes that the image on the film could get old, and that he could stay youthful forever. You might have guessed that that is exactly what happens. The 1930s have Wade Nichols doing a remarkable imitation of James Cagney, during the 1940s, he's doing Humphrey Bogart (and Annette Haven). During the 50s, he's doing James Dean and making love on his motocycle. During the 1960s, still as youthful as ever, he is, you guessed it, a hippie doing drugs and having an orgy. Since this was shot in the 1970s, that brings us up to the present.
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Release date: 6/28/2002
Reviewed on: 3/7/2005
Studio: Digital Playground
Starring: Julian, Ginger Lynn, Nakita Kash, April, Devon, Daniella Rush, Holly Hollywood, Herschel Savage, Monica Mayhem, Monica Sweetheart
Directed by: Nic Andrews
Review brief: Someone, in commenting on classic porn from the 1970s, said that the goal was to make a movie that was still watchable with the sex taken out. That's the way Nic Andrews makes porn films. From the standpoint of plot, writing, acting, and cinematography, this film is way, way above average. This movie is worth watching even without the sex. It is an outstanding couples film, or film for people who are newbies to porn. Don't get me wrong, the sex is good, it's just that it isn't raunchy or cutting edge. Also the sex scenes are a little short; each should have been about five minutes longer. Digital Playground has done a really nice job with this disc. It has a commentary with Devon, Ginger Lynn, Nic Andrews, the screenwriter, and Barrett Blade. There is also a behind-the-scenes featurette, a bloopers reel, a slideshow and bios for Devon, Ginger Lynn, and Nic Andrews.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005
Studio: Vivid
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Shay Sweet, Vince Vouyer, Katie Gold, Mr. Marcus, Stephanie Swift, Kelly Jean, Derek Lane, Lexus Locklear
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: I loved the plot and the acting in the mob-themed Paul Thomas picture. Vince Vouyer and Alexandra Silk were especially convincing with their New Jersey accents, but everyone seemed to be trying to stay in character. Unfortunately, the forces of evil at Vivid cut this film to ribbons before releasing it on DVD. The film was originally 131 minutes on VHS, and the DVD runs 84 minutes. You don't need to be a math major to see that more than 45 minutes have been cut from the movie, including two entire scenes. It really should be callled outtakes from "Mobster's Wife." On the flipside, there are two versions of a behind the scenes featurette, together totalling almost an hour, but in no way does the behind the scenes featurette compensate for not having the entire film on DVD. For some unknown reason, the people at Vivid cut up all of th 1990s Paul Thomas features before releasing them on DVD. I don't know which is worse, not getting the whole movie or knowing what enormous contempt the people at Vivid have for me (and you), their customer. But they are the contemptible ones.
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Release date: 8/22/2001
Reviewed on: 1/31/2005
Studio: Wicked
Starring: Alec Metro, Temptress, Randy Spears, Alexa, Justine Romee, Jason McCain, Fozzie
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: For those of you who like plot-based, feature film porn, it seldom gets any better than this 2001 Wicked Pictures production directed by Brad Armstrong. Randy Spears plays a cop who is married to Alexa, a lovely blonde. He is fortunate enough to have Two beautiful women in his life; his partner is a female cop played by Temptress. The film opens with Spears having marital relations with Alexa. Temptress drives up in a police cruiser and honks the horn, causing coitus interruptus. Randy gets ready to leave, but Alexa finishes him off with a blow job, which Spears states "will not help the cause," clueing us that they are trying to get pregnant. I can't tell you what happened during the next five minutes, because my copy had a scratch or defect and wouldn't play. When it started playing again, Randy and Temptress are on a call at night in an industrial area. They separate, and a few minutes later, Temptress hears shots fired. She finds Randy on the ground in a pool of blood. He has been shot through the chest, and dies in her arms. Flash forward to one year later.
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Release date: 9/25/2003
Reviewed on: 12/23/2004
Studio: Private
Starring: Tyce Bune, Philippe Dean, Alberto Rey, Sebastian Barrio, Claudia Clair, Mandy Bright, Jodie Moore, Elza Brown, Bobbi Eden
Review brief: Jodie Moore is one of the most beautiful women working in porn during the last few years. She has the most perfect little body you've ever seen, a delightful Australian accent, and, based upon the numerous interviews on this disk, the sweetest, most upbeat personality you could ever ask for. Considering the whole package, Jodie Moore may be the perfect woman. This two-disk set brings together 17 of her scenes for Private. There are two bonus scenes on disk one, one of which is an easter egg. My favorite scene is the bonus scene entitled, "the angry lover," which has the intensity and athleticism of a Rocco Sifreddi scene, (which is unusual for Private's glossy, beautifully shot films).
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Release date: 8/14/2003
Reviewed on: 11/19/2004
Studio: Private
Starring: Zenza Raggi, Frank Gun, Alissa [I] (ambiguous), Julia Taylor, Mick Blue, Mandy Bright, Black Widow, Steve Hooper, Alexa May, Bobbi Eden, Niki Belluci
Directed by: Antonio Adamo
Review brief: Here is another terrific, high quality product from Private. The plot is borrowed from Alfred Hitchcock's "Vertigo" only instead of having vertigo, the protagonist has claustrophobia, specifically fear of tunnels. He was a police officer, but because he would not enter a tunnel, his partner was killed. So he quits the force and becomes a private detective. A magistrate hires him to tail his wife, who he fears may be suicidal. The movie clocks in at 1:55. There are six full sex scenes, all with anals, and a full bonus scene. All of it superbly lit and photographed by the great Antonio Adamo. The girls in this movie are not quite up to the standards of the superstars in the movies Adamo did in the Private/Penthouse series, but they are all very cute, and Mandy Bright and Julia Taylor are both gorgeous.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/24/2004
Studio: Vivid
Starring: Dyanna Lauren, T.T. Boy, Jeanna Fine, Leanna Heart, Peter North, Felecia, Jake Steed, Holly Body, Vince Vouyer, Brad Armstrong, Steve Drake, Tatiana, Stephanie Swift, Jon Dough, Mickey G., Alex Dane, Anthony Crane, John West, Veronica Hart, Danny Dallas, Juliette Carelton, Jack Hoffman, Papillon, Clark Irving, Lee Garland, Dean Stanton, Isiah Mitchell
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: Brad Armstrong, who also directed Wicked pictures' "Conquest" and "Flashpoint," directed this picture in association with Vivid and Adam and Eve. As a result, the production values are higher and the transfer to DVD better than in most Vivid discs. There's always a gimmick in a Brad Armstrong Feature; think of the rigged sailing ship in "Conquest" or the fire engines in "Flashpoint." In this picture, it is the exotic animals: elephants and camels. The disc also features stunning costumes and very nice interior locations. Technically, the disc is very good. The audio and video were outstanding, just about as good as in "Flashpoint," and far better than most vivid product. Ralph Parfait did the cinematography, and it is excellent. Every one of the sex scenes was a winner. Dyanna Lauren is a very, very lovely woman. If anyone cares, the disc features an extremely accomplished cast of studs, including Vince Voyeur, Jon Dough, Steve Drake, Peter North, and T.T. Boy. Veronica Hart does an excellent job in a non-sex role and as narrator.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/24/2004
Studio: Caballero
Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Juliet Anderson, Jesse Eastern, Loni Sanders, Herschel Savage, Jesse Adams, Tigr, Lee Carroll, Michael Scott, James Price, Jason DeWitt
Directed by: Ken Gibb
Review brief: Films like this built the reputation of the "golden age" of adult, i.e., the years 1975 through 1982. This 1981 film is, of course, a spoof on the 1980 mainstream film "9 to 5" that starred Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin, Dolly Parton, and Dabney Coleman. In the adult version their parts are play by Loni Sanders, Annette Haven, Lisa DeLeew, and Herschel Savage. There's even a very nice theme song take-off on the famous Dolly Parton song that went with the mainstream movie. Plot and acting are superior to most seen today, and the sex scenes not only fit the plot, they advance the plot. Although the sex is by today's standards strictly couples fare, this is still a very hot movie and well worthwhile. Technically the disc is quite good, although the reverse angle gimmick was simply annoying. The video quality and audio are very good, given the age of the source material.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/23/2004
Studio: NuTech
Starring: John Holmes, Susan Hart, Gene Clayton, Eric Evol, Wilt Torrance, Bernard Addison, Carrie Welton, Wynne Colburn, Bert Willis, Tracy Valdis, Joseph Lopez, Justin Mallory, Fifi Aldercy, Shell Seward, Jack Aldis, Lesllie Bovee
Directed by: Stanley Kurlan
Review brief: This was shot on location in Hawaii and features dozens of exterior shots of the island, as well as a sailboat, a helicopter, some scuba footage, an Aloha airliner, etc. The "Double Indemnity"/"Body Heat" style plot far exceeds any plot you'll see in today's porn. On the downside, this is 24 year-old footage, and it shows. The DVD transfer was pretty good, but the film itself is damaged and peppered with scratches and white spots. Moreover, the women doing porn in the late 1970's were pretty homely by today's standards, but Leslie Bovee is a very handsome woman and exudes an earthy sensuality. On the extras side, there is a full motion chapter-stops menu. The multi-angle gimmick is a complete waste of time, because most of the extra angles are just mirror images. The commentary track is the king of all DVD extras, but none of the people associated with this project are still around and willing to participate. Holmes passed away in 1988, and Leslie Bovee has been out of the business for twenty years.
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Release date: 5/29/2000
Reviewed on: 10/23/2004
Studio: Caballero
Starring: Paul Thomas, Mike Horner, Georgina Spelvin, Eric Edwards, Michael Morrison, Desiree Cousteau, Lisa De Leeuw, Veronica Hart, Annette Haven, Jesie St. James, Tara Aire, Jon Martin, Victoria Slick, Arcadia Lake, R. Bolla, Frank Hollowell, Brooke West, Jacqueline Brooks, Lily Rodgers
Directed by: Robert McCallum
Review brief: Most of what I wrote about "The Ecstasy Girls" also applies to this film. This is a 1982 Harold Lime production, directed by Robert McCallum. With Veronica Hart and Annette Haven, there's more star power in this flick, but the final product is not quite as good as the wonderful "Ecstasy Girls." The plot is "Ecstasy Girls" in reverse. Here, Georgina Spelvin is the publisher of a soft-core porn mag called "Panther," featuring centerfolds of smart college girls. Some morality guardians form a committee called Morality over Madness (MOM), and try to put Panther out of business. Spelvin has to round up her centerfold graduates to go out and seduce the committee members, retain evidence of the hanky-panky, and ultimately blackmail the members into ceasing their assault on Panther magazine.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 10/23/2004
Studio: Caballero
Starring: Kaitlyn Ashley, Peter North, Randy West, Marc Wallice, Krista, Melanie Moore, Micky Lynn
Review brief: A good performance by Kaitlyn Ashley and the presence of Krista Maze, a beautiful Texan who worked in the industry in the mid-90s, keep this run-of-the-mill effort from being utterly forgettable. The video looks good because of the very sharp, well-lit shot-on-video source material. The audio track piles inane background music on top of a scene that already has music, producing an insufferable cacophany. There are no extras except a chapter stops menu and some stills.
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Release date: 12/18/2003
Reviewed on: 10/15/2004
Studio: Arrow Productions
Starring: Sharon Mitchell, Monique, Tiffany Clark, R. Bolla, Hillary Summers, Jody Maxwell, Annie Sprinkle, Herschel Savage, George Payne, Lisa Thatcher, Lee Carroll
Review brief: This 1980 New York production may be the only Gerard Damiano video I've ever seen. Typcially, "golden age" adult movies are pretty tame by today's standards. That isn't the case with this one. Right away there's an anal scene, followed shortly by a double penetration. There's also a scene where a man is penetrated by a dildo. In the original movie, there was a fisting scene and a golden shower scene, both of which have been cut from this dvd (and, unlike Arrow's DVD of "Candy Stripers" are unfortunately not hidden in an easter egg). The plot involves a futuristic society called "Alpha Blue," in which the prevailing custom is sex without commitment or attachment. Herschel Savage (early in his amazing three decades-long career) is happy with this state of affairs, but R. Bolla pines for the good old days of love and romance. Bolla decides that he will woo Satisfier 805 (Lysa Thatcher) into falling in love with him. Bottom line: this is an amazing classic feature, one of the best golden age movies not made by Henry Paris (aka Radley Metzger).
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Release date: 7/9/2002
Reviewed on: 8/22/2004
Studio: Arrow Productions
Starring: Paul Thomas, Don Fernando, Rock Steadie, Richard Pacheco, Sharon Thorpe, Eileen Welles, Amber Hunt, Mimi Morgan, Lauren Black, Nancy Hoffman, Cris Cassidy, Phaedra Grant, Bron White, Byron White, David Clark, Joey Nassivera, Marc Howard
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: This 1978 golden age classic by Bob Chinn is a lot of good, dirty fun. The set is convincing, and many have thought it was shot in a hospital although it was really shot on a sound stage in San Francisco. The acting is reasonably good, although the plot isn't complicated: a bunch of hospital patients who are more horny than sick, and three candy stripers willing to serve any way they can, including sexually. Many have commented that the women in classic porn are not as good looking as today's crop. Although that is generally true, Amber Hunt, for example, could hold her own even in today's porn biz. Arrow has done an outstanding job restoring sound and picture, and one of the cutest things about this movie is the song that was composed and performed for it. The fact that golden age adult films frequently had a song written specifically for them is one of the things that separates them from the current industry.
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