Tera Patrick Superstar Review

Reviewed by andyblake  on  3/7/2010

This is a compilation of Vivid scenes shot over the course of about 3 years, from 1/05 to 11/07. Two of the scenes feature covergirl Tera Patrick. The scenes are mostly non-anamorphic 16 x 9, and video quality varies quite a bit. There are supposed to be 14 scenes, but I could only get 13 to play. The best part of the film is definitely the first 7 scenes. Total run time is about 3 1/2 hours, but there isn't much worth viewing in the last six scenes. There are no anals.

Scene 1 features Nikki Benz and Scott Nails, is in 16 x 9 Non-anamorphic, and takes place on the stairs of a mansion. There is no dialog or natural sounds, only a music soundtrack. He rims her, she does oral on him, then Reverse cowgirl, standing doggie, kneeling doggie, and a facial finish. Nikki has large breasts, and the scene should be good for fans of big cans, but it really suffers from the lack of a natural soundtrack.

Scene 2 features Tiffany Taylor and Evan Stone on a couch. The scene is in 16 x 9 non-anamorphic, and features a mixture of natural sounds and music. There is BJ, cowgirl, missionary, scissors, doggie, piledriver and a facial finish.

Scene 3 features Selena Draagon and is in 4 x 3 with a natural soundtrack. There is oral by both, the reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, 69, standing doggie, and a facial finish (or perhaps you could call it a Cameron Diaz hair-gel finish, since alot ends up in her hair).

Scene 4 features Paola Rey, apparently a Brazilian chick, and is presented in 16 x 9 nonanamorphic, with real sound. This is basically a gonzo scene, since the players interact with the cameraman. She sits on his face, then 69 with a great deep throat--this girl has mad skills!--then missionary, doggie, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and spoon with hairpulling. This was a very good scene.

In Scene 5, Tera Patrick finally makes an appearance, paired with real-life hubbie Spyder Jonez (a/k/a Evan Seinfeld), an ugly bald guy covered up with tattoos. The scene is in 4 x 3. He goes down on her and rims her, she does oral on him, then a doggie, 69, and reverse cowgirl, ending with an impressive facial.

Scene 6 features Tera Patrick with Tommy Gunn in a 6 x 9 non-anamorphic presentation. There is some playful spanking, after which he goes down on her, then there is doggie, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and a cumshot on the tits. Very good scene, even if the video quality leaves something to be desired.

Scene 7 features Sasha Grey. She gets into a 69 where the man forces her to deep throat, then there is doggie, spoon and a facial finish. Impressive deep-throating by Sasah.

Scene 8 features Ava Lauren, a heavy-set brunette with large tits. This scene is kind of a throwaway--nothing to write home about.

The next scene is supposed to feature Katrina Kat, but I couldn't get it to play. The 9th scene features Angie Savage, but the video quality is terrible and it is all in sepia tone. There is a good scene with Lexi Marie and Spyder Jonez, which is about the best of the last few scenes. The last scene features Bobbi Eden (a MILF-y looking actress) with Cheyne Collins, but the video was very poor in this scene.

On the whole, this is a pretty decent compilation, but only for the first seven scenes; the last several scenes were just thrown in so that they could claim it was a "four hour" compilation.