Best Of House Of Ass, The Review

Reviewed by andyblake  on  8/16/2011

This is compiled from scenes from Tom Byron's "House of Ass" series. Tom has been in the business for more than a quarter of a century, and he has produced some outstanding series, like some of the early entries in Elegant Angel's "Cumback Pussy" series, and his own "Lord of Asses," "Whack Attack," and "Ass Eaters Unanimous." I've never seen any of the 12 installments of this series, but judging from the "best of" it, I haven't missed much. The focus seems to be on girls with large asses, but other than that there isn't much of a theme.

The video is in a non-anamorphic 4 x 3 aspect ratio, and is average at best. Most of these scenes seem to have been shot in 2007.

Scene one features Alexis Texas who has possibly the largest ass of any non-obese white woman in the world. She had been in the business only 2 weeks at the time this scene, which lasts 26 minutes, was shot. The next scene features August, a brunette with blond highlights and an oversized tramp stamp on her back. Her scene lasts about 16 minutes. Scene three features Eva Angelina, lasts 17 minutes and is not noteworthy.

Scene four features the hottest recent cross-over girl, Sasha Grey, who is now famous for "The Girlfriend Experience" and a recurring role last season on "Entourage." She smears her lipstick on Tom's cock, smothers his face, rims him, fingers his ass, and seems to have an inexhaustibly enthusiastic dirtiness. This 27 minute scene was far above the very average average for this compilation.

Scene five features Tori Black, a rising brunette star in the porn world. She is intelligent and ambitious, but this 22 minute scene is really not that great. Scene six features Monique Alexander and is not particularly noteworthy. Scene seven features Courtney Cummz and has a lot of reverse cowgirl, but is otherwise unremarkable. Scene eight features Charley Chase an enthusiastic brunette who rims Tom. This 20 minute scene was a cut above much of the rest. Scene nine features Lexi Belle

Scene 10, a very long scene with Sunny Lane and Amber Rayne was far and away the best scene in the movie. If this movie is worth watching at all, it is really for this one outstanding scene. There is rimming, extensive anal with Amber Rayne, multiple ATMs, an enormous gape, and cum-swapping at the end.

If the rest of the movie had been up to the standards of the three way with Tom, Sunny and Amber, I would give it about five and a half stars, but the rest of the movie was really pretty average.

The extras include trailers for POV Cocksuckers 10 and Lord of Asses 13, among others. Even though video is long, clocking in at 236 minutes, or almost 4 hours, most of it is pretty humdrum. As a "best of" it is a very poor advertisement for the rest of the series. But if you're an uncomplicated person who likes straight, vanilla boy-girl sex, you might like it.