Buttman's Beautiful Brazilian Ass (Blu-Ray) Review

Reviewed by Andyblake  on  7/25/2009

Big news. Check that, huge news! John Stagliano is putting out his trademark porn on Blu-ray! As far as I know, this is one of only three Blu-rays currently being marketed by Evil Angel, the others being a Jay Sin production (Deep Anal Abyss 2) and a John Leslie Voyeur installment.

This movie is shot in Sao Paulo, Brazil. In the typical Stagliano style, this movie has only three scenes, but they are all long scenes, each about an hour, to make a three hour movie.

Scene one features Talita Brandao a good-looking blonde who needs braces. It takes place in a sex hotel (where an old Buttman video is playing on the in-house TV system--every now and again John gets distracted by an old scene with him and Anna Malle). As is typical with a Buttman video, there is a very long tease segment to this scene. John has some sort of medieval-looking device that stretches Talita's nipples away from her body, but it is a cool little gadget. Eventually, Talita is joined by Roge, and there is oral, vaginal and anal in every position imaginable, including pile driver.

Scene two features Bella (not Evil Angel producer Belladonna), a beautiful brunette who is faux picked up by John after he asks her what "Ninth of July" street is all about. As usual, there is a long tease, and Bella tries on a couple of changes of clothes. She is eventually joined by stud Alex, after which there is some rough oral, with nose-holding, spitting and slapping. Then there is some anal play with rimming, fingers and a glass buttplug. Next comes a milk enema scene. (I thought the exploding milk enema thing was interesting when I first saw it done in "Euro Domination," but now I really hope this fad is nearing the end of its life-cycle. This part of the scene was seriously gross.) This is followed by more throat-poking. Eventually a black stud comes in and there is a sandwich d/p scene.

The final scene is with Monica Santiago. It follows the pattern of the first scene, with a long tease followed by Roge coming in to be the stud. There is sex in every position, and the whole scene is highly anal-centric.

Well, by this time, everyone should know what they are going to get from the all-time master of gonzo, John Stagliano. The big news here is that Evil Angel is branching out into Blu-ray. Please support them by buying their Blu-ray offerings, and give John's wife and chief helpmate, Tricia Devereaux, a shout-out or an email to let her know that EA is doing the right thing by going Blu. I remember that Stagliano was one of the last to jump onto the DVD train, when it crowded out VHS, but it looks like this time, he's determined to stay on the cutting edge.

I would give this five full stars, but for my taste, there was too much time spent on each scene, and the girl in the third scene frankly did not have the greatest body ever seen in porn. But that's just me. And even with that reservation, this is still definitely a big thumbs up. Don't even try to rent it, just buy it.